shiro: (gently kicks keith’s shin to get his attention) you need a haircut, you’re starting to look like the girl from the ring lmao

keith: thanks shiro, that’s exactly what i wanted to hear. ass.

shiro: i’m serious keith, if i can maintain my buzzcut while fighting for my life in a gladiator ring, then you can get a haircut

keith: if you care so much, cut it yourself


shiro: okay (activates robot hand)