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When I make too many pun jokes in front of my friends.

gosweetcaramel99  asked:

Night Owl

Night Owl: Describe a very interesting dream that you had.

Y’all know about the one where Hitler ran over the Beatles with an ice cream truck, right? :P How about some Sonic ones?

  • One time I dreamt that Sonic and Shadow were fleeing some bloodthirsty hillbilly wielding a sawed-off shotgun. They were running through this amped-up version of Spring Yard Zone, where the lights were flashing all these intense colors and the entire zone was nothing but jagged cliffs. When they finally got to safety, Shadow elbowed the hillbilly in the gut, took the shotgun and turned it on Sonic. I swore I have never bolted out of bed faster than that one. :P

  • Another time, Amy had to rescue Sonic by infiltrating Grand Metropolis with her super-invisibility powers. This was two years before ‘06, mind you.

  • Antoine got a buzz cut, adopted a gruff manner and started smoking cigarettes, and somehow Eggman planned to “help” him quit using Orbot and Cubot. Meanwhile, Shadow and Rouge made out in the corner.

  • Silver was eating a poached egg when Shadow told him to spit it out. Trapped inside was a tiny, terrified Sonic.

  • Eggman snapped a ladder that Snively was climbing to safety in half and plunged him to his doom. (Or the ocean, I couldn’t tell.)

  • Evil Sonic convinced me to pull a rope that poured chocolate milk all over Eggman’s spaceship and prevented it from taking off.

  • Locke fought the Biolizard. It could talk.

  • Metal Overlord destroyed an entire city and it was freakin’ scary.

  • Some weird human dudes were holding Tails hostage in a mall that had a never-ending spiral staircase, and Sonic had to run up it forever while “Wonderwall” by Oasis played in the background. He also got some bananas at the checkout, I think? Additionally, this mall had stadium lights for some reason.

  • Oh, I also had a dream that I once got a tiny Sonic as a pet and I needed to hide him from the government (because alien dissection), but he drowned in ice cream while I was at school. D: