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Part 2

Jesse mostly just wanted a picture of the commander wearing it, he never expected Jack was so goddam sleep deprived all the time that he’d actually enjoy it.

(Also for those of you that have no idea what the hell is going on here do yourself a favor and do a google image search for “ostrich pillow” you won’t be disappointed)

Bitty’s Southern

Bitty is a southern boy and as a southern girl let me tell you there are things he does that make the rest of SMH go “Ummm….what?” 

  • He says stuff that makes literal ZERO sense to the rest of the team. Mostly southern phrases etc. LIKE, “That boy is about of useless as tits on a bull.” or  if it’s raining but the sun is out Bits just says, “Devil must be beatin’ his wife.”  Everyone is confused as shit.
  • “Oh my goodness I want Chick-fil-a. BUT IT’S SUNDAY.”
  • Holster going,” Hey Bits can you hand me a coke?” and Bitty responding with, “Sure, which kind do you want? We’ve got sprite, mtn dew, dr. pepper…” BC in the south every soda is a coke.
  • “Y’all know what I miss the most about Georgia? Cheerwine. And Duke’s Mayo. You northerners keep using that hellman’s stuff or miracle whip and let me tell you. IT. IS .NOT. MAYONNAISE.”
  • “IT’S SO HOT! Summer is the WORST” “Ransom, It’s like, 70 degrees. It gets up to like 115+ in Georgia. And it’s not even humid! You hush your mouth.”
  • The first time Bitty goes to Stop & Shop with one of the guys from SMH he tells them to grab a buggy on their way in and said member stares at him for a second, “What’s a buggy?” “Oh for goodness sake. A shopping cart! We need a shopping cart!”
  • Bitty’s drunk at a kegster when he suddenly shouts, “WHO WANTS TO PLAY CORNHOLE?!” 
  • It’s New Years so of course Bitty’s making black eyed peas, collards, cornbread, ham, and a pineapple upside down cake. “It’s for luck.”
  • Bitty will be checking Facebook and be like, “Oh bless his heart.” Chowder notices him fretting over the phone so he asks what’s up “Oh it’s just one of my friend from high school’s dad.” and Chowder, being the precious person that he is, responds with, “Oh no. What happened? Is he ok?” Bitty just shakes his head, “He’s done went and fell out of the deer stand. Again. Broke his arm and bruised his pride. You think he would’ve learned his lesson after the same thing happened last huntin’ season”
  • Jack’s all dressed up in a suit or something, he has a meeting with the Falcs, “What are you all gussied up for?”
  • “Look at what all I got up at the outlet mall!!”
  • Rans/Holster/Bitty share a bathroom so I reckon this has happened at least once: “Neither of y’all go in the bathroom! I’m fixin’ to shower”  to which Holster responds, “What was that Bits? What are you fixing?” Bitty hollers from his room, arm full of clothes, “I’m fixin’ to shower!” Ransom chimes in, “I didn’t know the shower was broken!” At this point Bitty is getting frustrated,“Oh for the love of Pete! You Yankees.” He speaks slowly and pronounces each word carefully, “I am going to go take a shower so please do not go and hog the bathroom.”
  • “So I was talking to Momma and APPARENTLY Mrs. Jones, the one that lives down the road, was rude as all get out.” “Really? What’d she do?” Bitty just throws his hands up, “Momma and Coach were drivin’ back to the house and Mrs. Jones was driving in the opposite direction so of course Momma waves at her. AND SHE DIDN’T WAVE BACK.”
  • I know for a FACT that at some point Bits makes a pitcher of sweet tea, puts it in the fridge, and the boys/Lardo finds it. “What’s this?” “Oh, it’s just some tea. You want some?” So Bitty pours them a glass and approximately 2 seconds later “WHAT IS THIS? IT’S LIKE SYRUP! Bits this isn’t tea! It’s diabetes in a cup!”
  • “Just rub some bacon grease on it.”
  • “Don’t you dare pour that coffee out! I can use it for gravy!”
  • “You know what food I miss? Fried pickles. No, wait, HUSHPUPPIES. I’d kill for some right now.”
Hormones

Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa… I did it! Finally managed to finish this one! Thank you for everyone who enjoyed the preview, I really hope you buys enjoy the full thing. Please let me know what you thought of it! Lots of love, B xx

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Originally posted by grabiajulia

Hormones.

They’re funny little things. 

Sometimes they take over your body and make you do things that you wouldn’t ever do if it weren’t for the obscene amount of hormones coursing through your bloodstream - you’d never eat a plate full of pasta and a whole chocolate bar right after or cry at the butter commercial cause that family looks just so damn happy that they have their butter and each other… And you would not, under any circumstances, be thinking about how much you want your friend to fuck you into oblivion if it weren’t for the hormones.

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[!!!] Please vote for Baekhyun birthday ad

2 artist with the most votes will have birthday ads on Topstar Magazine. Please vote for Baekhyun here - 5월6일 EXO 백현. 

*the poll ends today!*
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Favorite wardrobe moments from Depressing News -

  1.  Margaret’s ducky underpants
  2.  BJ’s Chucks + Hawk’s suspiciously 80′s tennies
  3. - 5. Klinger’s many hats + Potter’s painting outfit

my family brought up early bday talk and it made me nervous lmao they were like what do you want i was like idk cause i know if i say hey i want “this thing” theyll be like

mmmm but that’s not good what about  “THIS THING THAT YOU DONT WANT BUT WE LIKE AND THINK IS GOOD”

like lmao why bother asking me if you have already determined the answer and it’s not rlly for me but for u so yeah 100% when they ask i go yeah im good i dont want anything ever

Quick PSA

I am not selling my art anywhere except society6 (currently) && I have not given anyone permission to sell/reproduce/distribute my art.

So basically aside from the few (like, 6 pcs lol – and that’s just because people wanted me to put them up for sale) prints up on my society6, I make no money off of my art as I only make them purely for my (and the fandom’s) enjoyment.

If you see anyone selling my art, please do not buy from them as they most likely stole it from me and are unfairly making money off of it. Also I would appreciate it if you report them to the proper personnel (if it is at a con or something) or tell me (if you saw it online).

IDK what to feel about this because I’ve been getting a lot of reports about this happening lately so aaaah ;;; I don’t want to upload smaller res art because I want people to be able to look at them properly so I think I should just make the watermarks more visible? I don’t knowww hahaha omg this is all new to me

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Are you a big nerd and want a portrait of you and your instrument, or even of just your instrument. Want a photo of one of your most favorite celebrities? 

Well hello there! I’m the user @damusikfreak, and as most of you know I’m both highly musically and artistically inclined. As of late, I have came to a decision that I am going to start selling my artwork not only on Etsy, but opening myself up to commissions for the summer time. I draw realistic style ONLY.

Things I draw:

  • Portraits/people/Skeletons(like the examples)
  • Musical Instruments
  • Plants/flowers
  • Animals
  • etc

Mediums I use:

  • Paint pointillism
  • Ink pointillism
  • Chalk Pastels
  • Color Pencil
  • Pencil

My rates for commissions vary depending on what size canvas/paper you’d like, on top of the medium, and the amount of time I take to do the artwork. Prices very anywhere between 20$-300$. Shipping must also be payed for on your end.(Shipping will be added to the price)

My Etsy store will be opening May 18, 2017(This is when I will be 18 yrs old).

For a link click here

Payments can be made Via Paypay ONLY

* Only 2 pieces of artwork on here are for sale, and will be on my Etsy store soon coming, other than that none of these are for sale and are examples *

Any questions or if you have any commissions message me on tumblr, and I will soon be making an FB page! 

**** ALSO, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE MY ARTWORK ON HERE AS EXAMPLES AND TAKE IT FOR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT’S AESTHETIC, OR CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN. I will take action if you do so. ****

How I want to meet my future partner.
  • Me: *In a bookstore looking at books, and my nerd stuff, see the last book of favorite series, reach to grab it, and another hand grabs it too.*
  • Them: Oops sorry, I thought I was the only one who liked this.
  • Me: Oh my gosh me too, I love this book.
  • Them: yeah?!
  • Me: I was just going to read the back, I don't have enough money for this.
  • Them: Let me buy it for you then, give me your number and you can call me and tell me about it.
  • Me: Really?
  • Them: Yeah, anyone who likes (book title) and is as cute as you must be important.
  • Me: *speechless.*
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There’s something between us all. Something that keeps us together… Like…invisible ties, connecting us. Giving us strength… WE forged these ties. WE strengthen them. If we preserve them, or break them, it will be by our choices, not some “destiny”…

Ahhh I finally did prints of my favourite video game of all time! I bought Fire Emblem: Awakening a year ago around this time, and I’m still completely in love with it – the story, the characters, the game mechanics, the music… Words don’t describe how much it means to me, and how much it inspires me! And I’ve met so many great people through it. I wanted to pay homage to it by finally drawing… every single character… Haha…

Prints of both the adult generation and children will be available at Otakuthon next weekend, at Table 279 along with other prints! If I have time, I’ll cobble together a small Fire Emblem zine as well, with doodles and other fun things :)

soft, elegant, golden

They stare up at the building and Philip slaps Lukas’s arm, grinning over at him when he jumps. “What do they say about catching flies, huh?” Philip asks, giggling when Lukas grabs at his hip.

“It just looks so strange staring straight up at it,” Lukas says, their shoulders brushing together. “Did you want to come this late because it won’t be as packed?”

“Yeah,” Philip says, reaching down and taking his hand, pushing through the front door. “Normally there’s a line out the front. We’ve got a good two hours until they close.”

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been finally organizing my music collection

and by that I mean putting all the CDs that aren’t already on my PC onto my PC and putting all my favorites in one or two giant playlists

I don’t know how to organize my music into something I can continuously listen to because on one hand I got my mellow ambient Knytt stuff and then I got some electro swing-y Parov Stelar and then some Gorillaz and then some Panic! at the Disco and…

it also makes me realize that I want a lot more music but don’t want to buy entire albums for one song (conversely, I don’t want to spend much on individual digital songs)

also from doing this it made me fall back into a Parov Stelar groove again and now I’m just relistening to the entire Coco/Princess albums and they’re still great

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So, I make these backpacks, you guys. And I also need money, because I’m really broke, like most people. But I was wondering… If I were to begin selling these, would you buy them and for how much? 

Honestly, tell me what you would want on them. Tell me what would make them better. But just let me know. :D