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Monday morning

Yesterday I went to Sephora with the intention of buying one thing, but then I was like, “I’m in Sephora. I need more things.”

I’ve been feeling overwhelmingly confident lately, so I decided to invest in some hair products and accessories so I can play around with my hair more than I already do. I got the T3 SinglePass compact flat iron and Drybar’s Mai Tai Sea Salt Spritzer, which smells amazing.

I set my alarm 15 minutes early today so that I could play with these new toys, but I hit snooze like a dummy and went back to sleep. Sigh. I guess I’ll give ‘em a try either Wednesday or Thursday, depending on when this date with that guy happens. I’m hoping it’s Wednesday because I’d really like to go back to Long Island Thursday night, work from my mom’s house on Friday, and spend some time with her before I fly out on Monday.

Speaking of Barcelona, I think I’ll use my lunch to put together an itinerary. I have everything I want to see and do highlighted in my book and I need to get it all down on paper… or, in this case, Google Sheets. I was also thinking of activating my cell service while I’m over there. I’m going to be alone and it would give me some peace of mind, knowing I can call home in case something happens. Also, it’s $10 per day for my current plan (unlimited data), so that’s, what, like an extra $90 on my next bill.

Bitty’s Southern

Bitty is a southern boy and as a southern girl let me tell you there are things he does that make the rest of SMH go “Ummm….what?” 

  • He says stuff that makes literal ZERO sense to the rest of the team. Mostly southern phrases etc. LIKE, “That boy is about of useless as tits on a bull.” or  if it’s raining but the sun is out Bits just says, “Devil must be beatin’ his wife.”  Everyone is confused as shit.
  • “Oh my goodness I want Chick-fil-a. BUT IT’S SUNDAY.”
  • Holster going,” Hey Bits can you hand me a coke?” and Bitty responding with, “Sure, which kind do you want? We’ve got sprite, mtn dew, dr. pepper…” BC in the south every soda is a coke.
  • “Y’all know what I miss the most about Georgia? Cheerwine. And Duke’s Mayo. You northerners keep using that hellman’s stuff or miracle whip and let me tell you. IT. IS .NOT. MAYONNAISE.”
  • “IT’S SO HOT! Summer is the WORST” “Ransom, It’s like, 70 degrees. It gets up to like 115+ in Georgia. And it’s not even humid! You hush your mouth.”
  • The first time Bitty goes to Stop & Shop with one of the guys from SMH he tells them to grab a buggy on their way in and said member stares at him for a second, “What’s a buggy?” “Oh for goodness sake. A shopping cart! We need a shopping cart!”
  • Bitty’s drunk at a kegster when he suddenly shouts, “WHO WANTS TO PLAY CORNHOLE?!” 
  • It’s New Years so of course Bitty’s making black eyed peas, collards, cornbread, ham, and a pineapple upside down cake. “It’s for luck.”
  • Bitty will be checking Facebook and be like, “Oh bless his heart.” Chowder notices him fretting over the phone so he asks what’s up “Oh it’s just one of my friend from high school’s dad.” and Chowder, being the precious person that he is, responds with, “Oh no. What happened? Is he ok?” Bitty just shakes his head, “He’s done went and fell out of the deer stand. Again. Broke his arm and bruised his pride. You think he would’ve learned his lesson after the same thing happened last huntin’ season”
  • Jack’s all dressed up in a suit or something, he has a meeting with the Falcs, “What are you all gussied up for?”
  • “Look at what all I got up at the outlet mall!!”
  • Rans/Holster/Bitty share a bathroom so I reckon this has happened at least once: “Neither of y’all go in the bathroom! I’m fixin’ to shower”  to which Holster responds, “What was that Bits? What are you fixing?” Bitty hollers from his room, arm full of clothes, “I’m fixin’ to shower!” Ransom chimes in, “I didn’t know the shower was broken!” At this point Bitty is getting frustrated,“Oh for the love of Pete! You Yankees.” He speaks slowly and pronounces each word carefully, “I am going to go take a shower so please do not go and hog the bathroom.”
  • “So I was talking to Momma and APPARENTLY Mrs. Jones, the one that lives down the road, was rude as all get out.” “Really? What’d she do?” Bitty just throws his hands up, “Momma and Coach were drivin’ back to the house and Mrs. Jones was driving in the opposite direction so of course Momma waves at her. AND SHE DIDN’T WAVE BACK.”
  • I know for a FACT that at some point Bits makes a pitcher of sweet tea, puts it in the fridge, and the boys/Lardo finds it. “What’s this?” “Oh, it’s just some tea. You want some?” So Bitty pours them a glass and approximately 2 seconds later “WHAT IS THIS? IT’S LIKE SYRUP! Bits this isn’t tea! It’s diabetes in a cup!”
  • “Just rub some bacon grease on it.”
  • “Don’t you dare pour that coffee out! I can use it for gravy!”
  • “You know what food I miss? Fried pickles. No, wait, HUSHPUPPIES. I’d kill for some right now.”

hey so im moving out and my official move in day is feb 1st which is super soon and i’m not nearly as prepared as i should be but i made a wishlist of things i still need if u wanna help me out since i’ve never lived on my own before!! and am broke till i get paid again in two weeks

Ace Hardware Slogans
James W. Hastings

Based on this post by @winterdragon101 featuring slogans written by @nextstepcake

These are pure genius and I had to make them a thing. I was going for the voiceovers that I used to hear on auto-loop working nights in a Home Depot.

Quick PSA

I am not selling my art anywhere except society6 (currently) && I have not given anyone permission to sell/reproduce/distribute my art.

So basically aside from the few (like, 6 pcs lol – and that’s just because people wanted me to put them up for sale) prints up on my society6, I make no money off of my art as I only make them purely for my (and the fandom’s) enjoyment.

If you see anyone selling my art, please do not buy from them as they most likely stole it from me and are unfairly making money off of it. Also I would appreciate it if you report them to the proper personnel (if it is at a con or something) or tell me (if you saw it online).

IDK what to feel about this because I’ve been getting a lot of reports about this happening lately so aaaah ;;; I don’t want to upload smaller res art because I want people to be able to look at them properly so I think I should just make the watermarks more visible? I don’t knowww hahaha omg this is all new to me

CHARM SALE!!!

HEY EVERYONE!!! MY SISTER CHELSEA HAS AN ETSY SHOP AND IT’S SUPER HELLA AND YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK IT OUT! 

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ArtisticAlloy

 CLICK HERE It’S AWESOME!!!


Ok but seriously legit guys! My sister is super hella at polymer Clay! She makes everything from Charms, necklaces, figures, earrings and YES SHE DOES ACCEPT CUSTOM COMMISSION ORDERS! Her shop is pretty new and small, but with the more orders she gets, the more it helps her expand to make new things, better things, and cuter things! It would mean the world to both her and myself if you guys checked out her shop! :D

She’s got Undertale!

ALSO JK SHE DOES TO INTERNATIONAL!!! SO IF YOU LIVE IN THE USA, GERMANY, CANADA, WHEREVER YOU CAN GET THINGS! 


Everything is hand made with a lot of love and time. I see her work her but off for these things, and she’s even gotten a 5 star rating on her Napstablook earrings from one of her customers! :D WOWZA!!! 

Earrings come in both metal and hypoallergenic for those that can’t have metal! :D earrings for anyone!


She’s Got Nintendo! 

LIKE FREAKING LOOK HOW LEGIT THIS HAND MADE STUFF IS?! LIKE WHAT EVEN!!??

It’s in perfect time for the holidays! And again yes she does accept custom commission orders so if you have a character or earrings you want of something that she doesn’t have, feel free to contact her and ask for it! :D 

 if you don’t want to buy anything or don’t have money that’s ok! But if it’s not to much to ask PLEASE REBLOG SPREAD THE WORD!!!! :D It really helps her out a lot! :D

If you need her Etsy shop link again here it is! :D 

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ArtisticAlloy

MORE INFO IS AT THE SHOP! CHECK IT OUT! :D

Thank you!

dan in his liveshow: mentions that 2017 is going to be more focused on doing “life things”

phil in his liveshow: has his calendar mysteriously opened at May

the phandom:

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some #looks from this season, y'all 🔮

When Andrew got the Maserati to replace the car that the Ravens fans trashed, he didn’t put Nicky on the insurance policy or give him a key. Neil paid for part of the car. Andrew and Neil bought a car together. They weren’t even hooking up yet.