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Hey guys! Need help… AGAIN.

So my dad has been in a pickle with financial stuff unfortunately, resulting in him needin money from me. I STILL haven’t gotten an actual job yet because applications have been submitting but still processing and interviews have come as well. So again, I rely on my art to get me through stuff.

If you want proof…

I just paid for my medical deductible, and my dad needed $40 for gas, so.. ^^; That only leaves me with $49 in my account right now.

And you know, I’m supporting the house I’m in right now. Buying groceries for the house, things we need around the house like pet food, food for dinner so I can cook… And now I need money for clothes because I’m losing weight so fast that some of my clothes actually don’t fit on me(I have to tie my pants down so tight, it’s ridiculous)

Anyway :’D;; I would appreciate it if ya’ll could help me out by commissioning me, leaving tips or donating! I prefer commissions but I know some people aren’t into that and would rather give, which is fine too!!! Every little bit counts to be honest.

If you’re interested, please send me an email/donations at me here on tumblr and I will get back to you ASAP. 

If you want to know what my art looks like, here it is:

If not, please reblog!!! This is my only way of income for the time being while I’m on my job hunt, so this means a lot to me! Otherwise I won’t be able to stay at my parents place while I maintain a job and go to school.

Dear clothing industry,

Is it really so hard for you to make plus sized and curvy fit jeans out of 100% denim?  Is it?  Must they ALL have a percentage of spandex?  Also, why can’t women get real pockets in their jeans?  I ask because it seems as though the pockets get smaller every time I go to buy a pair of jeans.  And, um, can you keep the sizing consistent?  It’s really disheartening to have to get a new size of pants every time I need them because the sizing is always shifting up or down.  Actually, you know what would be absolutely splendid?  Do what you do for MEN and sell clothing according to measurements instead of some random vomit of letters and numbers!

A very, very, very, VERY exasperated person

dear marvel/dc whatever the fuck marketing people:

i am a female and i wish to buy a shirt (yes, a shirt, not underwear, not socks, not a necklace, not even pajama pants) about my favorite male superhero that is:

  • designed to fit women
  • comes in a variety of sizes
  • not unnecessarily feminized or youth-marketed (#SPIDEYLOLZ)
  • not about marrying said superhero
  • a skoche more creative the superhero’s symbol on a plain colored tee

so, in short, A SHIRT. it may surprise you, but i don’t actually want to marry said superhero, date them, or just sport their colors like a college football fan. listen to me: i want to effing be captain america. i want to BE batman, AND wonder woman, and i want to look good doing both. and look - i am a lazy son of a gun, and i don’t want to have to re-fit your ill-fitting men’s shirts to do this. i’m just asking for an ounce of creativity. a dash of variety. listen to the sound of my lazy money. make better shit for women, and we will buy it.

Presents Galore!  Alex Kingston and Matt Lucas swap pressies and tell us of festive Doctor Who fun!  

  • What would River buy Nardole for Christmas?  I think I’d buy him a new baubley hat. The one in the Christmas special is a little plain; I think I would buy him one that is much more colorful.
  • [holds up tiny Santa pants] Well Nardole, he could fit into those I’m sure!
  • What part of River’s costume/gadgets would you keep if your could?  Oh, it would have to be my lipstick. [laughs] I quite like the vortex manipulator as well, actually I do. But that lipstick…
  • What’s the strangest/funniest gift you’ve ever been given?  … I actually can’t say.
  • [laughs] No bling rings for Nardole!


expectations of girls are so insane you have perfect skin and boobs that are big but defy gravity and a tiny waist and dress well but not be into fashion otherwise you’re dumb and vapid and look like you’re wearing makeup but never actually wear makeup and this is all coming from the same guys who can’t even buy pants that fit fuck you


Ok, so I am watching Twin Peaks for the first time and someone NEEDS to explain to me why the two deputies in this town wear Official Law Enforcement gear and the actual sheriff wears an oversized beige sack with a gun belt.

Why is the sheriff wearing a khaki button up instead of a matching law enforcement shirt? Why is the sheriff the only one without a badge? Why did you pick pants that are almost the exact same color as the shirt but not quite?If he’s just wearing a khaki button up why didn’t you buy one that fits? Why is he wearing his gun belt over a regular belt? This isn’t the wild west, you can buy gun belts that also hold up your damn pants.

Is he supposed to be in plain clothes?! Why do his plain clothes look like he’s trying to wear a uniform? Are all of his shirts beige? Did he lose a lot of weight and possibly arm length recently?

This show is full of demonic possessions and visions and giants and they keep coming up with weirder shit and the part i can’t get on board with is how anyone in town can take this beige blob of a man seriously. 0/10 unrealistic