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and you call yourself a spy Natasha

do you sometimes see a post on your dash about some fucked up thing in society and you are about to get upset but then you remember nah, that sounds like america problems, yup, definitely america problems. 

no need to get my little stressed european heart upset over another thing that only affects the grand ol’ us of a, but is presented as an universal problem thanks to tumblr’s america-centered world view.

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[why did you guys choose me to be such cute characters,, I’m gonna cry,,

thank you to everyone who sent a response- 💕 lmao I was genuinely curious]

a transparent psa from lil angel steve rogers

( nat | redbubble )

Headcanons for Modern Day AU Marquis De Lafayette:


• So Lafayette was born and raised in Chavaniac, France but due to interest in America’s culture he moved to the U.S to go to college immediately after graduating from high school. He was quite unsure of his major, but he’s leaning a bit towards American Studies.


• The first thing Lafayette did when his plane landed in New York was buy an “I Heart America” t-shirt.


• After meeting Laurens and Mulligan, Lafayette was low-key like, “‘Zeeze American men are hotter than a warm baguette on a Sunday morning.” It got even worse when he met Hamilton. Meeting Hamilton was just like, “You’re hot. I’m hot. You’re an immigrant. I’m an immigrant. Let’s be best friends.” He believes that he’s in a polyamorous relationship with the three other guys. Mulligan’s not really into it.


• Lafayette is high-key Pansexual (but leans more towards men). And also hella polyamorous as well. He literally loves everyone.


• He wears skinny jeans and leggings like every day. When he doesn’t, he’s wearing the shortest shorts ever known to man. He wears tank tops pretty much every second of the day. People sometimes wonder how he doesn’t freeze to death in the winter time.


• No one has ever seen his hair down. EVER.


• He’s that annoying kid who brings French pastries and escargot to lunch while everyone else has like a turkey sandwich.


• Thomas Jefferson is one of his best friends. But Lafayette cringes every time he mentions anything about France. Lafayette’s pretty fed up with Burr, and only likes him when he mentions war.


• When the Paris Attacks happened, normally chatty Lafayette didn’t speak a word. He was so devastated that he stayed in his room for a solid three days, only leaving if he needed to get food.


• Sometimes he dresses in drag, just out of boredom.


• To sum it all up he’s American’s favorite fighting pansexual who loves baguettes, wears women’s clothing, and can work a school hallway like it’s a damn runway.

Chris Evans being a daddy would include

Originally posted by paper-goonie

  • him being the typical american dad
  • him working out with his kid
  • doing push ups with your kid on his back
  • your little baby cheering
  • him pretending to struggle to make your kid laugh
  • cuddling with your toddler between you two
  • singing lullabies to your little angel
  • “doll, this little fella wants to watch “the Little Mermaid” “
  • “Chris, he’s two months-old”
  • making silly faces to make his baby laugh
  • gently rubbing his nose on the little one’s
  • him holding the baby in his arms 25/8
  • baby reaching out for his boobie
  • “omg doll he wants my boobies”
  • staying awake to watch his baby sleep
  • “you’re my tiny bundle of joy”
  • taking your kid to Disneyland on their birthday every year for the rest of their lives
  • reading to your baby
  • changing his voice for every character
  • making dad jokes all the time
  • “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.”
  • buying Captain America onesies
  • bribing your kid into saying “daddy”
  • “say dada da-da”
  • “look, little munchkin, if you say dada this little unicorn will be yours”
  • crying when your baby says their first word (spoiler: it’s dada)
  • running around the house from happiness
  • your baby giggling at him
  • you taking pictures of everything that’s happening
  • “my lil meatball”
  • babies tracing his tattoos with their fingers whenever he holds them
  • letting his kids do him a makeover
  • “dada you wook wike a pwincess”
  • him shaving more often (sadly) because otherwise kids won’t let him kiss them
  • “no Dodger, you can’t sit on her, she’s tiny”
  • your baby boy putting his hand on his boob while laughing, just like Chris
  • “don’t listen to anything uncle Mackie says, okay?”
  • him having a “secret” special handshake with his children
  • baking together
  • you finding him crying in your bathroom
  • “what’s wrong, honey?”
  • “i’m not ready for her to get married and leave us yet, doll, i’m not ready”
  • “well, of course you are not ready, Chris, she’s only 5 years old”
  • him getting tattoos that remind him of his children
  • “let’s try for another one, love”
  • “fifth one???”

when namjoon said taehyung should stop 고급시계 (luxury watch) in america i was,,,, is he telling taehyung to stop buying luxury watches in america???? and then it hit me 고급시계 = advanced watch = overwatch.

Super Mario: How Nintendo Conquered America | Buy-Now!

In 1981, Nintendo of America was a one-year-old business already on the brink of failure. Its president, Mino Arakawa, was stuck with two thousand unsold arcade cabinets for a dud of a game (Radar Scope). So he hatched a plan.

Back in Japan, a boyish, shaggy-haired staff artist named Shigeru Miyamoto designed a new game for the unsold cabinets featur­ing an angry gorilla and a small jumping man. Donkey Kong brought in $180 million in its first year alone and launched the career of a short, chubby plumber named Mario.

Since then, Mario has starred in over two hundred games, gen­erating profits in the billions. He is more recognizable than Mickey Mouse, yet he’s little more than a mustache in bib overalls. How did a mere smear of pixels gain such huge popularity?

Super Mario tells the story behind the Nintendo games millions of us grew up with, explaining how a Japanese trading card company rose to dominate the fiercely competitive video-game industry.

2. Film Öneri Listemmm
  1. Ant Man 
  2. American Beauty
  3. About a Boy
  4. About Time
  5. Big Hero 6
  6. Black Swan
  7. Birdman
  8. Comet
  9. Can’t Buy Me Love
  10. Captan America Civil War
  11. Crybaby
  12. Deadpool
  13. Easy A
  14. Fantastic Four
  15. Focus
  16. Flickan
  17. Forrest Gump
  18. Flowers in the Attic
  19. Fight Club
  20. Flipped
  21. Gone Girl
  22. Harry Potter
  23. If There Be Thorns
  24. Insurgent
  25. Interstellar
  26. Insidious
  27. Inception
  28. Keanu
  29. Lilo&Stitch
  30. Limitless
  31. Lucy
  32. Love, Rosie
  33. Mean Girls
  34. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
  35. Me Before You
  36. Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
  37. Now You See Me 2
  38. Mr. Nobody
  39. Oblivion
  40. Paper Towns
  41. Pan
  42. Pixels
  43. Pulp Fiction
  44. Petals on the Wind
  45. Pitch Perfect
  46. Remember Me
  47. Reservoir Dogs
  48. Suicide Squat
  49. Spy
  50. Star Wars
  51. Stargate
  52. Seeds of Yesterday
  53. The Imitation Game
  54. The Diary of a Teenage Girl
  55. The Shawshank Redemption
  56. The To Do List
  57. The Martian
  58. The Duff
  59. The Theory of Everything
  60. The Lego Movie
  61. The Little Prince
  62. The Nice Guys
  63. The Breakfast Club
  64. The Matrix
  65. The Great Gatsby
  66. The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas
  67. The Book Theif 
  68. The Walf of Wall Street
  69. The Truman Show
  70. The Day After Tomorrow
  71. Tres metros sobre el cielo
  72. Tengo Ganas de Ti
  73. V For Vandetta
  74. Vacation
  75. 2012
  76. 12 Years a Slave 
  77. Whiplash
being pregnant with Chris Evans’ child would include

Originally posted by imaginesforlifetime

  • him fainting when you tell him you’re pregnant
  • touching and caressing your belly every chance he gets
  • “i’m an over stuffed sausage”
  • “no, honey, you’re beautiful, you’ve never been this beautiful to me”
  • him crying whenever you cry
  • “you are gonna be so pretty, just like your mommy”
  • him snapping pictures of you when you’re asleep
  • forgetting to turn the flashlight off
  • “oh shit”
  • him making a pregnancy scrapbook and writing everything down
  • “day 85: she wanted a sandwich with sausage, pickles and peanut butter”
  • buying the baby Captain America onesies
  • “day 97: she hates chocolate”
  • his voice being the only thing that can calm your baby down
  • “shhh my little princess, let our mommy rest, okay?”
  • “darling, it’s not a princess, it’s a prince”
  • “princess”
  • “prince”
  • “princess”
  • “prince”
  • betting on the baby’s gender
  • him making playlist of songs the baby need to hear
  • putting big headphones on your belly and pressing play
  • him drawing on your tummy
  • “day 141: she adores chocolate, buy as much as you can”
  • him telling your baby about his day
  • “Dodger, stay with y/n and protect her, okay?”
  • “Chris, you’ll be gone for only 20 minutes”
  • him snuggling into you with an arm gently placed over your belly
  • “have you thought of any names?”
  • “yes, love, Eric and Belle”
  • “Chris, i’m not naming my kids after disney characters”
  • kissing your forehead then kissing your belly before going out
  • painting your toenails
  • showering with you
  • giving you incredible massages
  • “day 193: she says she hates me”
  • “I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR PENIS! YOU DID THIS TO ME!”
  • “Chris, i’m so sorry, darling, i love you”
  • crying together
  • waking up to see cute little messages written on your belly
  • waking up to kisses on your lips and stomach
  • him kissing your new stretch marks
  • “you’re gorgeous, my love”
  • “my boobs are huge!”
  • “i love your huge boobs”
  • him crying when he hears your baby’s heartbeat at your first ultrasound
  • him framing the ultrasound picture
  • posting it on twitter “our little peanut”
  • waking up to him talking to Dodger about the baby
  • “i’m the happiest man in the world, pal”