buy a swimming pool

HOGWARTS HOUSES AT THE ZOO
  • <p> <b>Gryffindor:</b> Oh my God! Look at this lion! Do you think it would attack me if I jumped into the cage or would it just stare and...*a friend from another house covers their mouth*<p/><b>Ravenclaw:</b> Foxes are such interesting creatures. I mean, everyone always thinks they're just chasing after chicken, but look, it's written here that they...*doesn't finish because of an excited Gryffindor friend who doesn't pay the slightest attention*<p/><b>Slytherin:</b> Tell me how much money I need to buy this crocodile, put it in a swimming pool and trick somebody into swimming with it by saying it's just an airbed. Just how much, I'm ready to sell everything.<p/><b>Hufflepuff:</b> These camels are so cute! But so are the monkeys! I want to take all these animals home! *sighs after so much excitement* I'm in heaven.<p/></p>

Thomas likes to invite James over to swim (just so Thomas can show off), but the water is always too cold for poor lil JMads. Thomas splashes him anyway. What a jerk.

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bad time to find out about your language kink for Makoto, Haru.
bad time to find out your boyfriend doesn’t care where you Do it, Makoto.

I like to think Makoto took language courses in university. He knows some French and a little more English now, but he’s most proficient in Spanish.

Based on ep1 of the current season of The Amazing Race! AAAAAAA I’m watching for Burnie and Ashley!! theyre so adorable they kiss a lot 😭😭 I thought their energy and affinity was so makoharu-like I just had to dRAW! I hope they win!

team makoharu winning the race and the 1 million dollars 🎉🎉🎉🎉

The signs on their periods

Aries: owowowowowoowowowowoowowowoowowwwwwwww

Taurus: stays in bed all day and whines

Gemini: tries to work out to get rid of the cramps but stops because the combination of physical activity plus cramps is AWFUL trust me i know

Cancer: nonstop mood swings. buy them candy and they’ll probably hug you, then throw it in your face cause it’s not the specific type of candy they wanted

Leo: I FUCKING HATE TAMPONS FUCK THIS SHIT UUUUUUGH

Virgo: does anyone have a chainsaw this bitch is annoying me

Libra: tries to stay quiet about their pain

Scorpio: IF YOU GET IN MY WAY I WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU TOUCH ME I WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU TALK TO ME I WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME YOU CAN CONSIDER YOURSELF DEAD BECAUSE I W I L L K I L L Y O U

Sagittarius: *whimpers*

Capricorn: constant eating. always horny. when will this end

Aquarius: FUCK I RAN OUT OF TAMPONS SOMEONE GO BUY ME TAMPONS OR YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN A POOL OF FUCKING BLOOD IM WARNING YOU NOW

Pisces: high off of ibuprofen all week

“Money doesn’t buy happiness!” 

Well, perhaps not directly. However it does buy you a nice house, comfy furniture, a swimming pool, an expensive laptop, a car, a good phone, the chance to travel, beautiful clothes, the opportunity to buy your friends nice things, education, and the many more privileges and benefits which come from being well off. 

So. What were you saying money didn’t buy, again?