buy a pony

"I'm Bored!"

…and after the 50th time my little cousin said that at today’s family get-together, I went to the car and got the dice.  Three small children between the ages of 6 and 10 got to play (a very loose, impromptu, anything-goes version of) D&D for the first time ever.  I titled it, “Save the Princess.”

My niece played a wizard, while the bored cousin played a fighter, who gradually evolved into the equivalent of a rogue/eldritch knight, and the other cousin played a cleric. These are the ensuing things my young players said.

DM: You are all staying at an inn tonight.  It’s like a hotel.
Wizard: Is there a pool?!
DM: … why not.
Wizard: I’ll get my bathing suit!
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DM: The man who was reading the book in the lobby last night comes up to you guys.
NPC-Druid: I’m going to get to the dragon first, turn into a bear, and kill him! 
Fighter: There’s going to be bear traps!
DM: Roll to persuade him there’s going to be traps.
NPC rolls a 3, and the Fighter rolls a 7.
DM: The guy with the book starts crying and goes back to his room.
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DM: A pony is 20 dollars, a horse is 50 dollars, and an invisible horse is 70 dollars.
Wizard: Ooooo! Let’s buy a pony!
Cleric: YEAH!
Wizard: It’s white with polka dots, okay!
Cleric: YEAH!

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Fighter: I want to put a bottomless hole under the wolf! (rolls too low).
DM: You put a hole next to the wolf.
Cleric: I want to put the wolf to sleep. (rolls high enough).
DM: Alright, he’s asleep now.
Wizard: I’m going to push the wolf into the bottomless hole. 

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Wizard: I want to cast a spell to put bugs in his shirt… Is the dragon wearing a shirt?
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The saddest part about the campaign was that the dragon didn’t get one hit off on the players.  The wizard, however: poisoned it, burned it, summoned a rock that fell on its head, summoned a swarm of insects that got in its scales and bit it a lot, and the fighter made it incapable of breathing fire.  This is how the dice fell, and this is how the dragon died.

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birthday w/ the gang headcanons!

❃ soda demanded you celebrate your birthday at the curtis house.

❃ darry said he would bake the cake himself and spare everyone the trouble of buying one.

❃ pony and johnny woke you up on your birthday, succeeding in their goal of being the first people you saw on your birthday.

❃ two-bit sang a soulful “happy birthday” every time he saw you that day.

❃ dally called you “the birthday kid” and asked for your “age again, kid?” he grinned when you blushed.

❃ steve didn’t say much, but his actions made up for his words when he presented you with an expensive silver bracelet adorned with a few diamonds after cake when you two were alone.

❃ “I’ve been saving up for a while for that, you know.”

❃ soda called you “birthday princess” and pony insisted it was your “big day” although you tried convincing him otherwise.

❃ tim shepard arrived with curly, but they pretended they didn’t know about the party.

❃ curly went in for a hug, and tim shared a cigarette with you outside as the sun slowly set.

❃ “today’s your birthday, yeah?”

❃ “that’s what my mother tells me.”

❃ everyone danced around the curtis house to elvis, singing at the top of their lungs.

❃ the boys took turns dancing with you, spinning you around. two-bit tried to “dip” you and nearly broke his back and dropped you. said he forgot about his recent injury.

❃ dally decided that for your birthday it’d be fun to get a kiss on the cheek from each guy.

❃ staying up all night to cherish your birthday.

❃ the boys — except steve — all promised to get you a present as soon as they could afford it.

❃ they were determined, although you said it was fine if they didn’t get anything.

❃ it was the most fun you had had on your birthday in years, considering birthdays were never very fun for you.

Faithfully (Bucky Rockstar AU)

Characters: reader, Bucky, OC Ava Barnes, Steve, Clint, Tony, Wanda.

Summary: Being on the road with your rockstar husband had it’s challenges. What if you found out he was unfaithful? (Avengers AU)

Warnings: babies, pregnancy, possible cheating, tiny bit of language, sex mentions, drinking, nudity, bit of angst, mostly fluff. 

Word Count: 3k (including lyrics)

Song Inspiration: Faithfully by Journey

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A/N: Oof. This idea struck me like lightning. I’ve been working on another fic but felt a little stuck. This one flowed out of me in the space of a few hours. I freaking love Journey and this story! I’ve sacrificed quite a bit of sleep to finish, so I hope it was worth it!! Please let me know your thoughts! Love you guys!! :)

Masterlist

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Originally posted by veronikaphoenix

Brushing your fingertip over perfect round cheeks while marveling at gorgeous long lashes and her tiny pout, you fell in love all over again. This little person had your heart. Well. A good portion of it. Speaking of your heart…

You heard rustling in the next “room” followed by the partition sliding aside. Bucky stumbled out of the bedroom, rubbing a hand over his face. His chin-length hair stuck out in ten different directions and he was clad in only a pair of boxers.

“Morning, handsome,” you greeted him with an amused smile.

He let out a groan, “What time is it?”

“Almost noon.”

“And…where are we?”

You chuckled, “Somewhere in the midwest, I think. St. Louis, maybe?”

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PLL: NEW CLUES! THE MONTGOMERY FAMILY + THE DRAWINGS + BETHANY CONNECTION

So in previous theories ive made several theories connecting the montgomery family to bethany, a new clue i came upon is quite telling. In the ep 6x17 hanna is helping ella out with her wedding dress and theme etc, ella tells us a little about her and byron:

hmm so ella and byron rented a barn to get married in? now barns have been a huge clue in this show, barns are associated with farms, we got the camplbell farm, we got spencers barn, the barn that emily passed out in, now a barn that ella n byron got married at. now remember this drawing:

many of us have already in the past pondered whether ella was the woman in this drawing and it still looks like it could be ella, now given this new information, this could very well be bethany drawing, i found it interesting she said they basically dressed up as “cowhands” now heres the definiton:

“cow·handˈkouhand/nounplural noun: cowhands is a person employed to tend or ranch cattle; a cowboy or cowgirl.”

in the drawing we see cows ,and we also see horse. now this brings me back to this scene:

i found this really interesting a cow tongue? hmm why is that aria from the start, has been associated with farm animals the most? we got pigtunia as if aria grew up on farm possibly, and byron got her the pig to remind of her of her childhood. look at all the A clues dealing with pigs, then we have horse connections with aria as well, i remember when ezra a said he would buy aria pony or something to that degree.

Now speaking of horses, this brings me back to who was really the lady in the big beige purse?

now this scene with ella and her big beige purse was in the same episode where ronda tells us about the lady in the big beige purse taking bethany out of radley. now think about it. if it is indeed the montgormery family in that drawing, what if bethany was apart of that family? what if byron is the father of bethany, and ella was taking bethany out of radley on trips? jsut a thought, is it really a coincidence that we see ella with a big beige purse in the same ep that ronda talks about the rich lady in the big bige purse? was ella in disguise?

Now, heres more connections to bethany from the Montgomery family, we all remember this, when eddie recognized aria from radley, why was aria so fixed on the bethany situation, why was she so determined to be the main one to get info on bethany? what does aria know about bethany? also to throw in there the twin looking picture in byrons family photo album which is still weird, could it be bethany and aria?

then we have this drawing, what if this was aria and bethany when the seperation happened

another bethany/montgromery connection, so apparently melissa buried bethany, now i still find it a little strange that on “that night” in th flashback, byron is talking to ali, when hes about to walk away, he turns around and sees melissa cmoing out of the door, n then he glares as if it was odd to see melissa , nowi still find this strange why the writers felt the need to shwo us that byron saw melissa and made that glare at the sight of her

now remember this weird scene where meredith tells byron:

what was meredith about to say, “that you…” that byron what? what else did byron do that night?  did byron have something to do with bethanys murder? lets think about it, when byron goes to the basement and sees scared aria he tells her i didnt hurt alison… but byron seemed like that was his intentions that night as it were monas and everybody else intention to kill ali that night. what if byron tried to kill kill ali but hit the wrong person, bethany? his daughter? just thinking aloud. so we have a weird eye glare that byron gives melissa who is connected to burying bethany, according to meredith, byron did something else that night, and meredith knows first hand what byron did, and meredith found it damaging this info that she went off her meds and went crazy aria because of this secret. now that tells me theres more to what were in those pages and did ali take some of these pages out? or who?

welp theres the montgomery/bethany connection ,theres several other clues but this is just the jist of things. its a huge possibility that aria is also marys kid which could tie into this later.

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horse breed asks
  • i saw someone do this with dogs and had to do it for ponies! feel free to add more down below when you reblog 😄
  • 1. Akhal Teke: What is the most ridiculous thing your horse has spooked at?
  • 2. Australian Riding Pony: have you ever sworn at your horse? What did you say?
  • 3. Arabian Horse: If you had to choose, western pleasure or show horse?
  • 4. Clydesdale: Have you ever learned to drive? Would you ever teach your horse to?
  • 5. Connemara Pony: Describe your horse's feed?
  • 6. Falabella: Describe the smallest horse you've ever ridden?
  • 7. Fjord Horse: Have you ever clipped/brushed any patterns into your horse's mane or body (Quartermarks count)?
  • 8. Hackney Pony: Describe the fanciest horse you have ever ridden
  • 9. Haflinger: What is your grooming/washing routine before a show?
  • 10. Icelandic horse: Have you ever ridden a gaited breed? Have you ridden a non standard gait?
  • 11. Kladruper: What is the most unique feature/habit that your horse has?
  • 12. Marwari: What is the most interesting, decorative, etc piece of tack you own?
  • 13. Morgan: Do you consider yourself/your horse versatile? How many disciplines have you tried?
  • 14. Mustang: Have you ever worked with an ex-feral horse? Ridden one?
  • 15. Shire: Describe the tallest horse you've ever ridden?
  • 16. Thoroughbred: If you met the height/size requirements, would you ever become a Jockey? Why/why not?
  • 17. Paint Horse: What is your favourite coat colour/s?
  • 18. Quarter Horse: big booty or something else? (what do you prioritise when buying?)
  • 19. Welsh Pony: How often do you do hill work?
  • 20. Zweibrücker: If you had to choose, dressage or jumping?

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The Batboy’s as Uncles

Originally posted by ahongkc

I felt bad because I didn’t write your fic so I thought maybe this at least could make up for some of it @ellaprime68 ! So this is basically a headcannon what kind of uncles the batboys are!

DICK GRAYSON

  • The Fun Uncle™
  • Practically a child himself
  • Blends right in
  • When your kid spend’s the night at uncle Dick’s there are no rules
  • Ice cream for dinner probs
  • no idea what a bedtime is
  • watches cartoons all night 
  • tries to teach kid how to do acrobatics on his couch cushions
  • ends with your kid with an icepack on their head and Dick patching up his lip while apologizing profusely
  • probably the safest to leave your kids with
  • you receive a sugar high monster in the place of your child every time Dick babysits

JASON TODD

  • The Dangerous Uncle
  • “Jason no, not with my kid’
  • “Jason YEs”
  • Turn your back for one minute and Jason and your child are somehow already speeding down the streets on his motorcycle.
  • Your kid would spend the night and come home knowing how to take apart a gun as well as how to put it all back together, all while wearing a blindfold
  • Sweet tho
  • Reads your kids bedtime stories if he’s watching them.
  • Has read various Disney children’s books to your children
  • still has bad ass card

TIM DRAKE

  • The ‘Spoil Your Kids!’ Uncle
  • He was raised as a rich kid
  • Doesn’t understand why he can’t buy your daughter a pony??
  • “Uncle Tim, can I have a-”
  • “Grab two, I want one too.”
  • he has kid games set up on his computer for when they come over
  • Is not above beating a child at a board game
  • at all.
  • Your kid comes back with half of their Christmas list and vengeance in their eyes after a night at Tim’s

DAMIAN WAYNE

  • The Distant Uncle
  • Has -5% patience in his body
  • Doesn’t understand children
  • “Your offspring is threatening me.”
  • “Damian it’s 9 months old, it just want’s you to pick them up.”
  • Your kids prolly don’t get along with him until they’re older.
  • Once your kids are like 10, he’ll start babysitting them
  • “Your kinda quiet, Uncle Damian.”
  • “Yes.”  
  • ……
  • “Okay.”
  • he might be a little abrasive but he listens the best in the family
  • Knows when your kid has a problem
  • talks them through it sensibly
  • Your kid comes back looking like a weight had been lifted from their shoulders

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BTS as Fathers Would Include: Jimin

Fatherhood BTS Series 

Originally posted by chimcheroo

  • his babies inheriting his chubby cheeks and adorable smile
  • it would be such a cute family in general like wow
  • smol and soft dad
  • they would also probably inherit his smol hands too
  • his babies doing the thing were they latch onto his tiny fingers with their even tinier ones

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Monsters!

“Daddy! Daddy!”

Rosie Watson comes thundering into Mrs. Hudson’s flat, her thin blond plaits fluttering behind her, her little Doc Marten boots pounding on the floorboards. Her favourite stuffed toy, Penny the Penicillin Microbe, is clutched to her chest and her eyes are wide as saucers; previous experience has taught John that his daughter has either discovered something terrifying or wonderful, and the likelihood of either is entirely dependant on whether she was with Uncle Sherlock when the breakthrough occurred.

With an indulgent smile Mrs. Hudson pats her on her head as she dodges around the older woman’s legs to fling herself on her father, Penny the Penicillin smacking him soundly in the backside as she does so.

The “oomph!” noise he makes causes Martha to chuckle.

“Alright then, young lady,” John says, staring down at his daughter with what he hopes is a mixture of sternness and reassurance. “What’s brought all this on, eh?”

Rosie stares up at him, lip wobbling, and it’s only now she’s close that John sees her eyes are glassy with unshed tears. Immediately his face softens.

“What is it, sweetheart?” he asks more gently, settling himself on Mrs. Hudson’s couch and swinging the child up into his lap. He sets her on his knee. “What’s the matter?”

The little girl stares up at him and sighs, giving every impression of a Christian who’s about to be tossed to some particularly peckish lions.

“It’s- It’s about Uncle Sherlock,” she says, dropping her voice until John has to lean in to hear her. “I saw him upstairs with Aunty Molly and, and I think… I think something’s wrong with him!”

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Things Cassandra Cain Has Definitely Done at Some Point

- broke a man’s wrist in three places when he grabbed her butt

- received some Barbies from Dick as a gift and played with them with Steph all day

- learned perfect origami in seven minutes

- climbed onto an elephant statue at a museum for a selfie

- mistook water for vodka and woke up confused in Thailand

- texted only in emojis when she got her first cell phone

- didn’t leave her room for days when she discovered Pokemon

- did the exact opposite for weeks when she found out there was Pokemon Go

- dragged poor Tim into Victoria’s Secret during a shopping trip

- became Alfred The Cat’s favorite person besides Damian

- spent $4,000 of Bruce’s money on superhero bobble heads

- became close with Selina since they were the only girls in the house

- replaced all of Jason’s bullets with mini marshmallows

- snuck up on Damian and made him wet his pants

- convinced Bruce to buy her a pony

- blew up the kitchen when she tried cooking

- managed to confuse even the Joker by taking him down in seconds before he could even say a word

- stole her brother’s clothes until they found her closet full of their stuff

- won Miss Gotham City four years in a row

- accidentally knocked over an entire room’s worth of dominoes

- punched Tim in the face when he beat her at Monopoly

- painted Dick’s nails while he was sleeping

- took Babs, Steph, and Harper on a girl’s night to McDonald’s where they partied the entire evening

- created a collection of Batarangs Bruce lost on patrol


Tim Drake one here

Jason Todd one here

Damian Wayne one here

Dick Grayson one here 

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boys' favorite shoes

their favorite on you.

steve / timberlands
johnny / low rise converse
ponyboy / adidas originals
darry / chelsea boots
sodapop / vans
dallas / platform heeled ankle booties
tim / over-the-knee boots
curly / jordan’s
two-bit / adidas nmd
The gang on a roadtrip

-Darry is driving

-Ponyboy wont stop singing the wheels on the bus

- “god damn it ponybitch we’re not even on a bus”

-Steve has to pee every 5 minutes

-Johnny sleeps the entire time

-Dally has the aux cord and won’t share it

-when they stop for a bathroom break they forget Ponyboy

-they drive for at least 10 minutes before Sodapop is like “oh my god where’s ponyboy”

-Darry immediately turns around while steve and dally can’t stop laughing

-two bit feels bad and buys pony a milkshake

-“are we there yet” “ponyboy I swear to god”

-Dally falls asleep on ponyboy’s shoulder, causing him to complain that he’s being crushed to death in the backseat

-Darry drowns out everyone’s complaints with smooth jazz

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