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life has been very stressful lately.

working two jobs, teaching sunday school, trying to keep a household running, food on the table and go to the gym five days a week. plus i broke my elbow.

i realize i’m a lot older than most of you, so my opinion on things tends to be different.

football/tumblr are suppose to be things i enjoy but after the past couple of weeks, that hasn’t been the case.

me being critical and objective about a team i like has gotten me anon hate

if me stating me opinion and be honest makes me annoying, so be it.

the ironic thing is how many madridistas and culés here can’t stand each other, yet culés are nicer and more respectful towards me in general.

maybe they appreciate someone who won’t kiss a team’s ass just because they’re their favorite.

i won’t lie, losing el clasico hurt. it hurt a lot. the way we lost sucked, but i will not take back what i said about sergio.

if i annoy you or you don’t like my opinion, unfollow me.

this is my blog. period.

At the airport waiting to board a flight…

Jin: Yoongi where is your jacket you’re going to be cold, you know you always get cold on airplanes.

Yoongi: *looks meaningfully at Jin in his giant hoodie* 

Jin: Did you seriously not pack a jacket?  How bout a hoodie? 

Yoongi: Why should I when I can share yours? 

Jin: You know they’ll make you sit in your own seat on the airplane, right?

Yoongi: Not if they can’t see me. 

Ooh, I’ll bet it’s almost time for the gang to make an appearance.

Establishing shot of hang gliders… promising!

Cut in close… wonder what–




…I mean, wow. Even Shag and Scoob don’t seem too sure about it.

Cut to… eh? Wait, what?

Are those… are those sniper crosshairs?

Well. That accelerated quickly.

…eh? What was that flash?

Oh… it was just Velma taking a photo? Phew, that’s a lot more–

…wait, and her digital camera has only one real button, and records photos that look nothing like the scene looked when she took them?

This is gonna be a looooong couple weeks.

New Star Wars Rebels episode - out now! Written by Jeremy Barlow, artwork by yours truly - Ammon IV, a remote, hot and deserted planet in the outer rim. A bounty hunter, a bunch of gangsters and a renegade contract killer… one gets caught by his past, one gets hot under his helmet and another one hits the wrong button - this is what real showdowns are made of. Oh, the bounty hunter? Her name is Ketsu Onyo.

Companions as Monster Factory quotes.

Cait:  “ You know how the slogan for Bethesda is “Come fuck this thing right”?”

Curie: “I’m gonna get deep in there with my little ass arms.”

Codsworth“Hello Metal Husband.”

Danse: “Daddy like a pretty baby!”

Dogmeat“What do people love about dogs?”

“Multiple nipples.”

Deacon:  “Are you ready to explore the land with this chill-ass banana?”


Nick: “ I’m a digital dog with FIVE electric asses.”

MacCready: “Gonna put you in this prison toilet, cause that’s what you are, you’re a stink-man. Garbage boy. Garbageboy Stinkman”

Piper: “ Hey, do you think this is the real download button or not?!”

Preston: “ I’m Will Wright, I don’t have an understanding of sexuality. It’s all dancing, right? That’s what my mum told me!”

Strong: “He looks like seven pterodactyls.”

X6-88:  “ I see you’re drinking from a cup. I’ve never done that.”


“Laura: You are so much better than a 62. Maybe if there was a little less celebrating and a little more studying” (Carmilla, S01E01)

Ever think about what moving in with Harry would be like?

He’d wake up on move in day all smiles, even though it’s still really early in the morning. His place is all packed up, save for the mattress he’s slept on and his phone and charger that are on the floor next to him. And when he see you’re calling, his smile grows even bigger as he answers with a “Today’s the day, button!” 

When he shows up to the new place, you’re already there directing the movers with your boxes. You’re a bit perturbed when he’s got his hands full of snacks instead of his boxes, but this is Harry and of course he would come bearing gifts for the movers to express his gratitude, even though he’s already paying them a healthy sum and will undoubtedly pack on a hefty tip at the end. 

And you can’t help but marvel at the easy conversation and (bad) jokes he shares with the movers. Everyone loves Harry, especially you. No one is safe from his charm. And when he catches you watching him, he winks and excuses himself, making his way toward you. “Haven’t properly said ‘good morning’, have I?” He fixes all of that as his he holds you by the hips and presses his lips to your forehead.

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