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Seventeen as quotes from Mean Girls

Junghan: “I hear her hair is insured for 10,000 dollars”

S.Coups: “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, okay! Promise? Okay, now everybody take some rubbers.”

Joshua: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school.. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everybody would eat it and be happy..”

Seungkwan: “She doesn’t even go here!”

Wonwoo: “I just have a lot of feelings”

Mingyu:” Is your muffin buttered? …. Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”

Hoshi:” Oh hi! Did you want to buy some drugs?”

Dino: “What are marijuana tablets?”

Jun: “She is fabulous. But she is evil.”

The8: “ Grool… I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.”

Woozi: “Talk to me again and I’ll kick your ass!”

DK: “I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its’ hind legs”

Vernon: “ Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC’s ain’t got nothing on me, from my grades to my rhymes you can’t touch Kevin G. I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard I’m like James Bond the third. Shaken not stirred I’m Kevin Gnapoor. The G’s silent when I sneak in your door. I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don’t play like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me, cuz the next time you see her she’ll be like “ohhh Kevin G.”

You’ve probably read a lot on tumblr about different attitudes to food. Whether to calorie count or not. Whether or not to eat dairy, gluten, meat, carbs. 100% healthy or 80/20 flexibility. You’ve probably noticed a resounding approval for avocados, sweet potatoes, peanut butter, oatmeal, green tea and bananas.

The best approach I have found is 80% clean eating, and 20% whatever I like. But that’s just what’s working best for me.Some people find that if they give themselves that 20% leeway they can’t help but go completely overboard. 100% works best for them. Some people find they need to track their calorie intake, and that level of organisation helps them feel in control. You need to find what’s right for you.

Don’t force yourself to drink green tea if you just think it tastes like hot grass. Don’t use banana as a butter replacement in your muffins if you hate banana. Find food that you love. This will make eating healthy so much easier and more enjoyable.

You’ve heard the famous fitblr saying “this isn’t a diet, it’s a lifestyle” - that means long term. Don’t force yourself to take on a lifestyle you hate. Life is too short. Find what works for you - find what makes you happy.

Click here to read more about clean eating…

Part of my Beautiful Health series.

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~ The Signs as Sausage Party quotes ~
  • Aries: Let's strawberry jam out of here!
  • Taurus: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam.
  • Gemini: Of all the produce bars in all the supermarkets in all the world, she had to walk into mine.
  • Cancer: It warms my heart the way you love my raisins, tough guy.
  • Leo: The secret's inside.
  • Virgo: But enough about me, let's kill you!
  • Libra: Oh Mamacita! Yo, sweetcakes, nice packaging! How about some chocolate frosting? I'd like to butter your muffin!
  • Scorpio: Brand X, Brand X, it's simple and plain
  • Sagittarius: I always knew you were damaged goods.
  • Capricorn: I'm not the one who's gonna be puppy whipped, you cold farted itch.
  • Aquarius: I think I just wet myself... it feels rather nice.
  • Pisces: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, LEONARRRRRRRRRRRRRRD