Seventeen as quotes from Mean Girls

Junghan: “I hear her hair is insured for 10,000 dollars”

S.Coups: “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, okay! Promise? Okay, now everybody take some rubbers.”

Joshua: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school.. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everybody would eat it and be happy..”

Seungkwan: “She doesn’t even go here!”

Wonwoo: “I just have a lot of feelings”

Mingyu:” Is your muffin buttered? …. Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”

Hoshi:” Oh hi! Did you want to buy some drugs?”

Dino: “What are marijuana tablets?”

Jun: “She is fabulous. But she is evil.”

The8: “ Grool… I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.”

Woozi: “Talk to me again and I’ll kick your ass!”

DK: “I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its’ hind legs”

Vernon: “ Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC’s ain’t got nothing on me, from my grades to my rhymes you can’t touch Kevin G. I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard I’m like James Bond the third. Shaken not stirred I’m Kevin Gnapoor. The G’s silent when I sneak in your door. I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don’t play like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me, cuz the next time you see her she’ll be like “ohhh Kevin G.”

the gang as mean girls quotes

Ponyboy: “That is so fetch!”

Darry: “Grool.”

Sodapop: “You go, Glen Coco!”

Johnny: “It’s October 3rd.”

Dallas: “Is your muffin buttered?”

Steve: “Your mom’s chest hair!”

Two-Bit: “Yo, Yo, Yo! Aaaaaall, youuuuu Suckah emcee’s ain’t got nothin’ on me! On my grades, on my lines. You can’t touch Kevin G! I’m a Mathlete, so nerd is inferred. But forget what you heard, I’m like James Bond the Third. Sh-Sh-Shaken, not stirred. I’m Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak in your door, and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don’t play it like Shaggy. You’ll know it was me. Cuz the next time you see her she be like “Ohhh! Kevin G!!!”

~ The Signs as Sausage Party quotes ~
  • Aries: Let's strawberry jam out of here!
  • Taurus: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam.
  • Gemini: Of all the produce bars in all the supermarkets in all the world, she had to walk into mine.
  • Cancer: It warms my heart the way you love my raisins, tough guy.
  • Leo: The secret's inside.
  • Virgo: But enough about me, let's kill you!
  • Libra: Oh Mamacita! Yo, sweetcakes, nice packaging! How about some chocolate frosting? I'd like to butter your muffin!
  • Scorpio: Brand X, Brand X, it's simple and plain
  • Sagittarius: I always knew you were damaged goods.
  • Capricorn: I'm not the one who's gonna be puppy whipped, you cold farted itch.
  • Aquarius: I think I just wet myself... it feels rather nice.

I was encouraged to be a trash monster by filiandkiliheirsofdurin and this is the result: Mean Girls Bagginshield AU, save me

Bilbo is Cady, Thorin is Aaron Samuels, Nori is Janis, and Bofur is Damian

Thranduil is Regina George, Tauriel is Gretchen, and Legolas is Karen

Gandalf is Ms Norbury and Galadriel is Principal Duvall

Kili is Jason (would you like to butter your muffin?) and Fili is Glenn Coco (You go Glenn Coco). Bard is Shane Oman and Dwalin is Kevin (the mathlete)

Someone save me from this hell but also encourage me to write it