People say that there’s no incel in any way but sex but that’s not true. Anyone who toasts their bagels on any setting under 4 is an imbecile. It just makes mushy, slightly crispy, bread. With a hole in it. Why? Do you hate god? Do you hate yourself? Why must you spit on the ideals of the holy human race? People who do nothing more than butter it disgust me too. At least use it as a flavouring layer. Make it pop. Then add cream cheese. Peanut butter. Anything. Just a slightly toasted bagel with butter is just warm buttery bread. It’s smushy and disgusting, and frankly? Any time I see it, I lose my erection in the blink of an eye. You disgust me. Don’t even get me started on microwaving grilled cheese. Anyways, thank you, good night, ponies.
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My mom confessed to me once that while she lived in the US, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were not on her lane at all. I tasted peanut butter on its own only once in my life and it’s kinda good honestly but I never had PBJ sandwich and I don’t think it would be too good for me, since I imagine it to be super sweet tbh but then again I don’t eat/like sweets
Honestly I’ve wondered why Americans would spread peanut butter on bread…is there any history behind it?
Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes
🌹Light candles, plant seeds, share a roast ham with loved ones, bake banana bread, finish spring cleaning, lay tumbled stones in your garden bed, take deep breaths [inhale new energy & exhale old energies], wear spring colours whites & florals, collect wildflowers or buy flowers that call to you & research what they mean, walk through nature.
🎬Epic, Strange Magic, The Secret Garden, Spiderwick, A Bugs Life, Barbie Fairies.
kim seokjin x
dirty talk, dom! Jin, just dirty, dirty sex that my heart can’t take words—
lusting after your brother’s best friend for a while now, ever since you met
him at a house party, flirting it up a storm as you failed to realise who the
other was. That was months ago now and things are still awkward, but you can’t
ignore the sexual tension that’s simmers between the two of you…and it keeps
If EBT could be used to buy anything, then what is the incentive to buy food with your own money? Why should the tax payers have to pay for welfare receivers to get luxury food???
Many people do not know this about me, but I have been on Snap benefits. I lost a job in 2009, shortly after the Great Recession, and I had nothing. I had to wait in lines at a food bank to get two small grocery bags of canned food, some toilet paper and a bar of soap a week and I applied for and received SNAP benefits.
Let me tell you, there was no luxurious eating. Unless, you think a diet of pasta, rice, beans, canned veggies, canned tuna, peanut butter and bread IS opulent. If you think going down to the Wonder Bread factory and buying their expired products is lavish, being on SNAP is the life for you.
But even if I did buy as much expensive food as I could, who cares what anyone else eats? It is a set amount of money each month. If someone wants to blow all $126 they get a month on one meal, who am I to say no. They are the ones that are going to have to figure out how to eat for the remaining 89 meals that month.
Should we require that “Welfare” Recipients eat garbage so that you can feel better than them?
On average they get about $1.40 a meal in SNAP benefits. Basically, we are requiring them to eat garbage, but still, that seems like too much for you.
If possible please show off some more of pet shops SSStier bullshit nonsense. People need to know this bird is NOT NICE
ye, so there’s a plethora of reasons why petshop is considered “petshop tier”, and is usually super-duper banned when the game is played competitively, probably a lot more than i’m aware of but i’ll tell you what i can
much of petshop’s bullshit revolves around this move right here, these ceiling icicles. it’s performed by holding down Light, Medium or Heavy and releasing. all 3 can be held down at the same time
these icicles hit high, is an important thing to keep in mind here
being able to charge up these icicles by holding down the buttons you’re not currently using basically means you always have some way to apply pressure and scare your opponent into blocking, which is what you want because that means you can do this shit
if timed properly there is zero way to block this, and it leads into petshop’s basic bread-and-butter combo
did i mention his bread-and-butter combo does 100% damage, by the way? because that’s a thing, and is probably the #1 reason he’s banned
if his opponent isn’t in the corner he can’t do the unblockable high/low shit as effectively, but he can still get left/right mixups thanks to his “teleport”
but even without this “teleport”, the icicles still leave him with an effective way to keep the opponent away from him, and SPEAKING OF
his keepaway can be really strong and really annoying, because his primary projectiles are done with the Stand button, i.e. NOT any of the buttons used for his ceiling icicles. this allows him to use both at the same time, and it can make him really hard to approach
capcom must’ve been at least somewhat aware of how good he was, because petshop’s projectiles do not deal chip damage. that’s not much of a fix when his actual combos do 100%, but it does at the very least incentivize him to come to you when you have a life lead. this is what you want, because if you hafta chase after him you’re gonna hafta wade through a minefield
petshop also has crazy mobility, moreso than any other character. he can freely fly around (he has no jump, though), dash in 6 directions and can pretty easily escape from danger when he manages to get trapped in a corner. it’s a big problem.
he also outright avoids a decent amount of low attacks just by floating there, so he can be hard to even land hits on once you DO get close enough, especially if your character’s reliable combo starters happened to be lows
a character having one or two of these qualities would be great, but petshop has all of them. he can do whatever the fuck he wants and there’s not much anybody can do about it. my advice is to main petshop–that’s what i did!
i probably missed some shit, truth be told i’m not super knowledgeable about this game (or jojo in general). if anyone wants to know more, i recommend asking @grooveonfight, they can tell you a lot more than i can!
It’s New Years which means at midnight, Jake willl be kissing Amy, Holt will be kissing Kevin, and Rosa will be kissing her girlfriend to start off the New Year, and that thought just warms my heart and butters my bread roll. Happy New Year, everyone!
Helloo sorry do you have any about one of them talking their language and the other not understanding them? (I worded that weird sorry)
Thanks for these requests! I think I know a few fics you’ll enjoy! (I added in some language kink in there because I reALLY LIKE IT OKAY DON’T JUDGE ME)
Call Everything on the Ice… by shysweetthing, Explicit, 43k (WIP) Victor learns Japanese while in Hasetsu. He doesn’t tell Yuuri, and things get dicey when he overhears Yuuri and Mari talking about him in Japanese. Repeatedly. I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH
Unwritten by kaizuka, Teen, 34k Soulmates AU where whatever you write on your own skin appears on your soulmate, but when there is a language barrier, meeting becomes just a little more difficult than it should be. Great soulmate AU!
Language of Love by OrionsProdigy95, Gen, 694 words Victor is going to propose to Yuuri, but he’s just not sure how. So what’s the harm in trying it in Russian? Yuuri couldn’t understand it anyways, right? Cute and quick one shot!
Talk to Me by SuggestiveScribe, Explicit, 3.9k There was a bouncing shift of weight, and suddenly a silky voice was at Yuuri’s ear, “Hey Yuuri, is it possible you like when I speak Russian?” Yuuri groaned. Viktor’s lips ghosted right beneath Yuuri’s ear, gently sliding over the sensitive flesh of his neck, “I can speak Russian to you, if you like.” OMG SO GOOD
I Wanted To Check by insatiablerealist, Gen, 4.2k Yuuri is an artist, Viktor is a ballet teacher, and they find themselves sharing an apartment in Barcelona. The only problem is they speak two different languages, but despite that, they fall in love. A LOVE ACTUALLY AU DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING READ THIS IT’S SO GOOD OMG
Repeat After Me by queenieofaces, Teen, 5.8k Victor learns language through mimicry, hears phrases and repeats them back until the inflection becomes second nature. Yuuri seems to communicate best through euphemism, through metaphor, through talking around the subject rather than approaching it head on, and so Victor tries his best to mimic him, to take his words and echo them back. Thumbs up!
Koi by Ash_Lumos, Explicit, 7.3k Viktor is always curious to know more about Yuuri’s culture, so the boy takes his coach to a traditional Japanese Summer Festival. Their special night together turns out to be even more magical than they had predicted. Yuuri loves it when Victor speaks Russian…like… a lot
Security by Harlequinade13, Explicit, 5k Victor and Yuuri attend a Christmas party. Yuuri gets some unwanted attention. Victor gets jealous. Yuuri learns some Russian during a steamy make-out session. Bonus jealous Victor!