Aaron, question. Could you explain to me, a non English person who's recently moved and had a massive culture shock, why do you put butter on toast? Or even plain bread. I don't get it, all my friends will grab whatever form of bread they can put their hands on and slather it with a couple centimeters of butter. WHY???
No, I completely feel you, bread rarely needs butter - EXCEPT toast, which is incomplete without warm, buttery (or butter substitutey, because I like avocado spread - DO NOT START WITH AVOCADO DISCOURSE IN MY INBOX AGAIN PLEASE) goodness smeared all over it.
But butter on plain bread is a bit baffling to me, unless you’re making a sandwich.