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buttastic replied to your post: whats up with transformers porn that h…

I’m conflicted on this because if energon is alien gasoline they’d probably need an engine to actually use it but also energon circulates but if it circulates I don’t know how engines would work

i imagine them having a mechanical like circulatory system where energon moves around like blood and the fuel pump is the heart equivalent but yeah i am not sure if this is actually how cars work

cori sometimes I feel like tumblr updates are like your mom constantly rearranging her house but like. much less effective. like when your mom switched the silverware drawer to the left of the oven. who DOES that. 

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I was sitting in the metropolitan museum of art staring at andy warhol's giant picture of mao and like I just want to tell you I had like this hatred epiphany I UNDERSTAND NOW

i’m so glad this is like 

one of the best messages ive ever gotten im so glad you understand. i dont know how anyone doesnt see it its like his most prominent feature, “im a huge douche”

if anyone has read his wikiquote page and not come out hating him i dont want to know

buttastic replied to your post:i’m thinking that that post’s message resonates in…

yeahhhh that post makes me pretty uncomfortable tbh just because like lmao that’s…the only way I have to interact with 90% of other human beings

yeah it’s a weird post… i feel like the whole “lol shove nerds in lockers” semi-ironic tumblr fandom thing is pretty uncomfortable sometimes, it can be kind of an elitist thing, making people feel more secure by putting down and dismissing people who seem more vapid or obnoxious to them without taking into account what actually motivates people like that (often they’re young or are trying to escape bad things in their regular lives, or maybe they’re just harmlessly having their own kind of fun and this isn’t… really a big part of their lives so they don’t put a ton of thought into it, who cares)

like nerd culture is FULL of bad shit that 100% needs to be criticized, and that includes flawed coping mechanisms like the socially-rejected nerd using callous misogyny as an outlet for his anger. but i think these really broad dismissals are too vague to mean anything constructive and they’re actually just to make nerds feel secure in being better than those vague other nerds who are doing it all wrong.

Man I just remembered these amazing valentines I made for cori in high school. My Latin teacher had us make them all 4 years and I didn’t have a romantic valentine so I like taped hair to some red paper and took a bite out of a side and scrawled something in Latin on it and stapled like part of a Dorito bag to one side for one of em like those were aesthetic works of art

I got tagged in the SAY FIVE NICE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF MEME so i am going to do that. i’m going to meme.

  • I LIKE TO THINK I AM FUNNY??????? People seem to laugh at my jokes so!!!! I am glad for that ehehe. I remember when I started talking and trying to be more social and people started calling me funny and I was like. Okay. I am going to CAPITALIZE ON THIS AND BECOME HILARIOUS.
  • People have told me that I make them feel happy and chipper when they are down. Like…a natural aura thing I guess? I can’t say if this is true or not but it’d be rad if it was. I want people to be happy.
  • I am good at getting stuff done I think I’m good at getting schoolwork done in time and setting necessary goals and stuff.
  • I have WICKEDLY good taste in shipping (Soudanidai).
  • Hmmmm hmmm a fifth thing. I enjoy learning about stuff a lot, I enjoy taking in info and getting into things, knowledge is cool, facts are cool, plus KNOWLEDGE IS POWER and i want to become the ultimate god.

OKAY I GOTTA TAG FIVE PEOPLE SO mtchess turboshitnerd buttastic surskitty epros