butdonttellher

*clears throat* well, Taylor..it’s your birthday. (as if the picture didn’t say it already) so, this is me telling you happy birthday! but not just any birthday, it’s your twenty-third birthday. yes, you’re racking up some years. you’re bound to catch up with me sometime or another. now, I could go into a bunch of sappy stuff and what not, the memories, the mishaps and what not BUT I the way my two thumbs are set up, that’s a lot of typing and we have a big day ahead of us so we both need rest. ANYWHO *franklin from my wife & kids voice* I hope the day is a great one and that it’s full of good events, moments, whatever you wish to call them. #IHateThatYoiSwitchedInstagrams #ConfusingMeAndWhatNot #ICheatedAndBorrowedThePicturesFromTheWedding #LetMeLive #OurBowTiesMatched #PhotoBooth #DamnYouOld #OldAsDirt #YouWasPlayingHopScotchWithMosesAndEm #ItTriedToGetMeToHashtagYouGoyServed 😂😂😂😂😂 #YouCantHearItButImPlayingCake #TalkThatTalkWasYourCD #SoItsOnlyFitting #AlrightImDone #CarpalTunnelIsSettingIn #MyPicturesAreBetterThanDoras #ButDontTellHer #YouTheShitYeahTaylorYouTheBomb #StopSingingItWasASolo …and I’m out! *drops mic and walks off*