butch deadlift

Slab Bulkhead!
Fridge Largemeat!
Punt Speedchunk!
Butch Deadlift!
Bold Bigflank!
Splint Chesthair!
Flint Ironstag!
Bolt Vanderhuge!
Thick McRunfast!
Blast Hardcheese!
Buff Drinklots!
Trunk Slamchest!
Fist Rockbone!
Stump Beefknob!
Smash Lampjaw!
Punch Rockgroin!
Buck Plankchest!
Stump Chunkmen!
Dirk Hardpec!
Rip Steakface!
Slate Slabrock!
Crud Bonemeal!
Brick HardMeat!
Rip Slagcheek!
Punch Sideiron!
Gristle McThornbody!
Slate Fistcrunch!
Buff Hardback!
Bob Johnson! Oh, wait…
Blast Thickneck!
Crunch Buttsteak!
Slab Squatthrust!
Lump Beefbroth!
Touch Rustrod!
Reef Blastbody!
Big McLargeHuge!
Smoke ManMuscle!
Eat Punchbeef!
Hack Blowfist!
Roll Fizzlebeef!
—  Mst3k.wikia
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We Put Our Faith in Blast Hardcheese

  • Big McLargeHuge
  • Gristle McThornBody
  • Thick McRunFast
  • Lump BeefBroth
  • Slab BulkHead
  • Smash LampJaw
  • Smoke ManMuscle
  • Splint ChestHair
  • Rolf Fizzlebeef
  • Bob Johnson
  • Crunch ButtSteak
  • Bolt VanderHuge
  • Fridge LargeMeat
  • Punch RockGroin
  • Buff DrinkLots
  • Stump Chunkman
  • Butch DeadLift
  • Blast ThickNeck
  • Slab SquatThrust
  • Punch Side-Iron
  • Stump BeefKnob
Important question for your OTP

Which one is Dr. Lady and which one is Blast Thickneck, Splint Chesthair, Hack BluntFist, Whip Thorncheek, Big McLargehuge, Dirk Hardpec, Butch Deadlift,

Cute Nicknames for your Significant Other
  • Slab Bulkhead
  • Fridge Largemeat
  • Punt Speedchunk
  • Butch Deadlift
  • Bold Bigflank
  • Splint Chesthair
  • Flint Ironstag
  • Bolt Vanderhuge
  • Thick Mcrunfast
  • Blast Hardcheese
  • Buff Drinklots
  • Trunk Slamchest
  • Fist Rockbone
  • Stump Beefknob
  • Smash Lampjaw
  • Punch Rockgroin
  • Buck Plankchest
  • Stump Chunkman
  • Dirk Hardpec
  • Rip Steakface
  • Slate Stabrock
  • Crud Bonemeal
  • Whip Slagcheek
  • Punch Side-Iron
  • Gristle McThornbody
  • Slate Fistcrunch
  • Buff Hardback
  • Bob Johnson
  • Blast Thickneck
  • Crunch Buttsteak
  • Slab Squatthrust
  • Lump Beefbroth
  • Touch Rustrod
  • Reef Blastbody
  • Big McLargehuge
  • Smoke Manmuscle
  • Beat Punchbeef
  • Hack Blowfist
  • Roll Fizzlebeef
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MST3K - Space Mutiny - The many names of David Ryder

the signs as dave ryder nicknames
  • aries: big, brave brick of meat
  • taurus: fist rockbone
  • gemini: crunch buttsteak
  • cancer: rip steakface
  • leo: thick mcrunfast
  • virgo: slam
  • libra: bob johnson
  • scorpio: smash lampjaw
  • sagittarius: butch deadlift
  • capricorn: punch sideiron
  • aquarius: buff drinklots
  • pisces: blast hardcheese
A list of better names than Finn Balor
  • Slab Bulkhead
  • Fridge Largemeat
  • Punt Speedchunk
  • Butch Deadlift
  • Bold Bigflank
  • Splint Chesthair
  • Flint Ironstag
  • Bolt Vanderhuge
  • Thick McRunfast
  • Blast Hardcheese
  • Buff Drinklots
  • Trunk Slamchest
  • Fist Rockbone
  • Stump Beefgnaw
  • Smash Lampjaw
  • Punch Rockgroin
  • Buck Plankchest
  • Stump Chunkman
  • Dirk Hardpeck
  • Rip Steakface
  • Slate Slabrock
  • Crud Bonemeal
  • Brick Hardmeat
  • Rip Sidecheek
  • Punch Sideiron
  • Gristle McThornBody
  • Slake Fistcrunch
  • Buff Hardback
  • Bob Johnson
  • Blast Thickneck
  • Crunch Buttsteak
  • Slab Squatthrust
  • Lump Beefrock
  • Touch Rustrod
  • Reef Blastbody
  • Big McLargeHuge
  • Smoke Manmuscle
  • Beat Punchbeef
  • Pack Blowfist
  • Roll Fizzlebee
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Captain America (1979)

This week it’s Marvel Week here on the blog!  To celebrate Captain America: The Winter Soldier (seriously, if you haven’t seen it yet, do so now, it might be Marvel Studios’ best film yet!), let’s look at an earlier attempt to bring Cap to the screen.  This was a TV movie production made after The Incredible Hulk TV series became a success.  Now you’ll notice that apart from getting powers from Super Serum (sorry, FLAG), there’s not a lot in common with the comic incarnations’ story, no WWII or anything.  Makes sense from a budget perspective, but that’s not the only thing cut for budget in this movie, as there’s almost no action until the end (Steve isn’t even in costume till about twenty minutes before the credits!).  Playing Steve Rogers in this one is Reb Brown, aka Butch Deadlift (and so many more), who’s OK, but the script doesn’t do him any favours.  Neither does the costume, especially the really flimsy transparent plastic shield; c'mon, kids’ Halloween costumes have more convincing shields than that, at least they got the colours right.  Let’s say in the end that the Chris Evans films learned the right lesson from these, namely “don’t do it like this!”