but-you-get-what-i-mean

So… there are wildlife rescue centers in the urban fantasy settings, right?

that memory problem feel when
  • me:hey can you remind me of that one thing again
  • them:wtf i already told you
  • me, banging pots and pans:I DON'T REMEMBER! I DON'T REMEMBER! I DON'T REMEMBER! I DON'T REMEMBER!

Tsukishima Kei and Kuroo Tetsurou in suits commission for futakuuchi

LOOK AT THESE DORKS LOOKING LIKE THEY’RE GOING TO PROM TOGETHER OR LIKE SECRET AGENTS WHO HATE EACH OTHER BUT IS HAPPILY MARRIED AND NO ONE KNOWS EXCEPT THEM

i seriously just want one of those cliché character-gets-turned-into-a-kid episodes (especially if it’s adrien) because i mean imagine:

  • for some reason a new villian is going around paris turning people into children
  • adrien is on the unlucky side of that—fourteen/fifteen-year-old is now five years old
  • he probably responds to that by crying like most five-year-olds respond to everything
  • anyways
  • marinette might just happen to be in the area and might just happen to save him from danger
  • so now she’s holding this five-year-old adrien agreste in her arms and doesnt know what the fuck to do with him because she has to transform into ladybug but he doesnt have a mom and who knows where his fucking dad is
  • “oh god im holding a miniature adrien and he’s SO CUTE but he’s also NOT SAFE I CAN’T JUST LET HIM RUN AROUND PARIS AS A LITTLE KID WHAT IF HE GETS HURT OR HUNGRY?? WHERE DO I PUT HIM”
  • under the pressure of the needing to capture the akuma and save paris she decides her bedroom might just be the best place for right now since it would be suspicious of her to drop off a tiny adrien agreste at alya’s house (no matter how great she is at babysitting) and leave with no good excuse

this is good because:

  • marinette probably thinks adrien wont remember any of this afterwards so she doesn’t pay any mind to the various pictures she has of his teen self all around her bedroom
  • while he’s a kid marinette has no reason to be nervous or stuttering since this is a literal five-year-old who just dribbled milk out of his nose
  • it’s completely irresponsible to leave a child alone but adrien is pretty smart and good-mannered even for a kid so he doesn’t cause any trouble
  • except when marinette leaves, so does he
  • five-year-old chat noir causes ladybug to laugh her fucking ass off (but also make her concerned because this is a fuckin kid trying to save paris he’s either gonna slow her down or get hurt)
  • by the time everything is fixed marinette is completely, utterly embarrassed and apologies to adrien excessively but he assures her that it’s okay and he probably would have done the same thing in her situation (even if he still really doesn’t understand why she left in the first place)
  • he doesn’t mention the photos but he does feel a little closer to marinette after all of this
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tfw you’re just gal pals

tfw your secret is so obviously about her you can’t even look her in the eye

I can't get over the symbolism of Alec in white and Magnus in black at the wedding... Like ying & yang, the light and the dark, demons and angels, two polar opposites uniting as one...

Originally posted by shadowhuntersseries

In the shadow world, black symbolizes armor in battle, and white symbolizes mourning…  Magnus was ready to fight for his love that night [“when that love comes back to you, you must do everything in your power to fight for it.” ~Ragnor], and Alec was ready to, essentially, die [what Lydia did “saved my life. So I should go thank her.” ~Alec].  

Oddly enough, Alec is usually the man of war, and Magnus is the man who cannot die…   The subliminal undertones of war and death was fitting for the two of them, but the way the tropes were switched is intriguing.  Even the fact that Alec was the bold one in that moment, and Magnus was the quiet one ready to do what he was told, is another example of their typical roles being swapped.  It kind of exemplifies how their two personalities have meshed, and how they are two sides of the same coin.  In the end, the sad symbolism of the colors they wore that night was washed away with joy…they found each other, and nothing has been the same since.  

And for that, I’m glad.

  • October:*begins*
  • Me:sign me the FUCK up for the skeLETOn war 💀👻💀👻💀👻💀👻 spoopy shit spoøpy sHit 💀thats 👻some spoopy 💀💀 shit right 💀💀 th 💀 ere 💀💀💀 right ✔️ there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 💀 💀💀НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💀 💀💀 💀 💯 💀👻💀 👻👻💀 💀Spoopy shit

whatever you do, pls don’t imagine draco fashionable malfoy in bright angry orange crocs

pls don’t imagine him wearing them with his sexy blacks suits/robes and saying haughtily, “these are the craze in muggle paris, trust me.”

and omg pls i beg you don’t you dare imagine him wearing them to dates with harry potter so so proudly

and muggles are giving them amused glances on the streets

but harry doesn’t have the heart to tell his boyfriend that crocs just don’t go with suits

besides harry finds it absolutely adorable that draco goes everywhere with those one pair of crocs

the funniest part is that one day a distressed screech is heard from draco and harry’s bedroom

and when harry, wand in hand and ready to fight, gets there,

all he sees is draco, clutching a copy of wizards weekly with a look of horror on his face

why didn’t you tell me about my bloody crocs?”

harry looks at draco in confusion then draco promptly shoves the magazine article in his face

it reads: ‘draco malfoy, now a fashion disaster?’

harry laughs and kisses his forehead. “those articles are rubbish, draco. if there’s anyone who can start a trend, it’s you.”

much to harry and draco’s surprise, it does become a trend.

at the next ministry ball, literally everyone is wearing crocs—except harry and draco. THE FUCKING ORANGE ONES ARE A FAN FAVORITE FOR SOME WEIRD REASON.

and hermione mentally face palms in amusement because that’s not how the muggles actually wear them

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now did I promise myself and a couple other people that I wasn’t going to crack another daddy joke any time soon after this fiasco? yes. yes I did. but then some certain other people persuaded me that this one needed to be done. and I’m deeply sorry, but I succumb easily to peer pressure.

but hey did anyone catch my reference to a certain piece of zootopia fan art