Your name is TEN. As was previously mentioned you are FLOATING IN SPACE. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for EXPLAINING THINGS. You like to watch football with other satellites but you CANNOT ACTUALLY PLAY IT. You have a hatred for GAME 27, and think it is DUMB. You also liked to watch GARDEN HOES sometimes, before the nanos ruined it.
What will you do?
I feel a bit bad... American Gods is one of my absolute favorite books, and as much as I've been looking forward to the series, I've decided to not watch it as a last-ditch effort to preserve my own "version" of it- I want to forever picture it as I first did, without any casting or effects besides that of my mind's own creation. Can I be forgiven?