Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this all my life
They are indeed purple,but one thing you've missed: the concept of "purple" didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names for a color, you see. Hence good old Homer, and his "wine-dark sea." A usage so quaint, a phrasing so old, for verses of romance is sheer fucking gold. So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I'm hugely pedantic; but what else is new?
wanna one as things i've heard at my school (the second installment)
there's not a lot of things that make me gay but a man with chicken? give me a few pieces and we'll talk
you see that? *points at trash can* that's gonna be you if you don't shut up
you can tell me anything else but if you don't think dogs are adorable i'm blocking you on everything, calling your parents and taking away your invitation to my birthday party
i'm trying to learn how to play "my heart will go on" on the recorder. this task proves to be harder than i believed.
do i shut up? no. should i shut up? probably. i mean, i think i have to be loud and funny. none of y'all are
yesterday someone told me that owls weren't real, that like they were a myth and honestly have you ever seen an owl? maybe they're right
i can count on my fingers how many times i left the house this summer... it's 8.
when i was younger i thought quicksand, falling pianos and stop drop and roll would be much more prominent in my life. turns out the scariest thing was losing my parents in Walmart.
why is everyone at this school so dirty? mentally and physically? some days i'll hear someone talking about some dude and the next i'll see papers everywhere. i'm tired of being the only organized person here
i just love wearing a sweater in the morning and then feel like the wrath of 1000 suns is burning me in the afternoon
can someone just like you know, have a crush on me and like be in a relationship with me? cause like i'm cute and nice and i think i deserve cuddles to be honest