but-the-side-on-the-left-is-pissing-me-off

This post is shitty as hell.

Like, really, do you know how often people get pissed off at me for not hearing them?

Or how it feels to miss out on 90% of conversations even tho people further away can hear them just fine?

Or how awkward it feels for me to say to people “I can’t hear you on my left side, please switch over to my right side”?

pervert takes advantage of strippers at a Snoop Doggy Dogg concert

source: male, frotteurism forum

There was a commotion in the crowd and some pushing and shoving. I was 3 rows back, but all of a sudden being pushed from my left side and back. When I looked to see what it was I couldn’t believe it! There were a large group of chicks pushing there way through, and they were pissing a all the girls around them off! It was an odd scene because folks always do that at these shows, but there was more to it than just girls pushing through: These were some of the hottest chicks is seen today and when one of them got right next to me I realized why the girls around were acting strang towards them: I put my hand down as I usually do when girls struggle through the crowd, to see what they have on down there just in case it’s a grope opportunity. What I found was paydirt! I caressed bare thigh at my hip-level, which meant she either had a damn bikini on, or some very very short daisy dukes! Immediately I couldn’t believe it! Once she got there I had to look at who shed bought with her and at that point I nearly passed the f out! There were 6 of them, everyone of them dressed that way! I can’t believe it actually happened. I’ve been thinking about it constantly. And you’ll see why in another moment.

They were there to see Snoop, and I thought they would continue to push through to get to the barrier, and if I followed them I was in for a hell of a nut. But the crowd was now tight, and those in front of us were not having it, so the stopped right in front of me! Two of them were blondes, one had dyed her hair red because I could see the roots, which were brunette, another was Hispanic-looking, but I couldn’t tell for sure. There were two black girls that looked mixed. There was one short one which I’ll get back too.
They were saying amongst themselves that they wanted to be close to the stage to see snoop, but the people in front of us were telling them to back off because that’s why they should have gotten there early. One of them, the one right next to me, must have been leading the rest, because she was fussing, saying that the people complaining about them were only the “bitches”, that the guys didn’t care about them getting up front. She was right! At that moment I had my open palm plastered on her thigh, and my dick was getting stiff! I started moving around a bit to her left to test the next one. Same thing. Her daisy Dukes were so short, and all of them except the one I mentioned beforehand them on, that I knew I could rub my dick on them, in between their thighs, and up their asses if they were cool. That’s what ended up happening! As soon as the man came on, it was a free-for-all! They started pushing as the emcee came out and announced him, and I simply pulled my dick out and immediately realized I wouldn’t even have to work hard to plant it on the first one, the leader. My dick was hanging in between the bottom of her bare butt cheeks! She started jumping and it was bouncing up, down, side to side! Yes folks, just like a low-rider bounces when yah hit the hydrolics! I am not believing this! At this point I know I’m gonna bust, quick. I stop for a second, but then she moves just a little to my right. Then her friend moves too, and I plant my member on her right hip. On the bare side of her hip! She’s just a bit taller and her thigh is even easier to mount! Man I am not believing this shit! The thing is, not once are they paying any attention to me. Not yet anyway.
Now I’m gonna stop here to give some more details of why this whole incident got me so happy. The whole bunch of these girls had an attitude like they didn’t give a crap about who did what to them. I know I wasn’t the only one taking advantage of the situation. There was one guy that leaned over to me and whispered “man, you are going to make out like a winner in this”, to which I just nodded. I don’t like talking to guys about what I’m doing, so I kept talk to a minimum. So I’m looking at all this around me and wondering wtf, this almost seems like a joke! Then I started wondering if they were high, and that’s what I think was going on with them. Not long after I thought it I watched the Hispanic-looking one reach into her purse and pull out what looked like a hit of acid! I’m not sure it was but a while later she was acting like it was. IDK, but I decided I was not gonna have any trouble from any of them, which proved to be the case. For an hour or more I groped, fondled, rubbed my snake, you name it, at will. At several points when the crowd got rowdy, I had my hand get stuck in between any one of their thighs! I had my dick completely out, probing between 4 out of the six in the group. Precum was now flowing freely, my hands were working overtime, somehow I seemed to have the go ahead to do anything! At one point during all this, the “leader”, one of the blondes, got real excited when the crew on stage started throwing out something that she wanted to catch. She was reaching forward and I gad her by the sides of her hips, all skin, and was picking my thing in between her thighs, when she caught a bag of what they were throwing. She looked back at me and I thought I was finally busted. All this chick did was show me what she’d caught: a bag of Funyums! She tossed it and went back to jumping around! At that point I said to myself, I’m gonna give it to her. I started rubbing the head of it to usher it in, and that’s when I let her take over!! I felt the final moments before liftoff, so I just let it rest against the back of her thighs and BOOM-gush, gush, gush! I exploded about two weeks worth on her! She noticed, but didn’t really do much other than half turn around, turn back to the stage, then reach back to see if I’d left anything on her daisy Dukes. I hadn’t, because they were so short my dick never got up that high! The whole time I was on her bare skin. In fact, of the girls I rubbed on, only one was short enough for me to grind on clothes-covered ass!
My shit was twitching still, and usually at this point I leave, but I thought, shit, this is too damn good to walk away from. I’m gonna stay and see if they stick around so I can get seconds. That’s exactly what happened! I waited about 15 minutes, still pressing against them. They kept moving around. So they made it easy. What happened a little later is what I can’t get out my mind: I was rubbing back and forth on the two mixed girls, when one of them said “yeah, I think he’s rubbing on me two”. The other one said “is it out?”, and she replied “girl, I don’t even want to look”! With that, the leader pushes her was back in front of me, under the guise of not being able to see where she was standing! She starts dances real hard to the song being played, and then she reached back and pulled her shorts up into her crack! A monster wedgie revealing most of her buttocks! Now she is basically giving me a lap dance! My left hand is on the right thigh of the friend next to her left, and my right hand on the thigh of the one on her right! The one on the right was the one that I think did the acid, so I’m actually pinching her thigh! Damn, here comes nut number two! I was now draining whatever was left in me on the leader! After I finished I had had enough, but I couldn’t just we all away real quick. In fact, I had no reason to because they still didn’t pay me much mind. The girl was still gyrating against me, but I did back off of her. I was even swiping the cum off the tip of my dick with my fingers, then rubbing it on her thighs (the one to the right of my target. Nothing. No acknowledgement of any wrongdoings! Amazing!
In retrospect, I believe these girls may have been strippers, maybe even prostitutes. IDK, but whatever they were, they brought me a joy as a chikan that I’ve never dreamed would happen. At least not in a rain-drenched day like that day.
One thing I’ll say about this whole thing: it proved that 1) there are players. 2) at the right venues you can still get away with things. and 3) festivals of this type are the only way to do what we do under the radar. Of course I got lucky. Extremely lucky. But you gotta know how to read the situation! Thanks for reading! Hope you all enjoyed!

Girls of 2015

No, you have not “slayed” anyone. Nor will you. Sticking your tongue out in pictures doesn’t make you attractive, believe it or not. It makes you look like you don’t care about your self image. Guys don’t find that attractive. Smiles are good. Smiles make you attractive. Gossip is not nice. Secrets don’t create friends. It creates fake friendships that will fail in the end. You are not always the center of attention and nor will you be. Sorry if I’m a bit too old fashioned, but that’s just me. And if you piss me off, you will never see the side of me that you always look for in a guy. I’m tired of this and I’m glad I only have 7 days of high school left to deal with that crap that I’ve already written. The only thing you have “slayed” is your perception of life. Piss off band cliques.

OOC: Last week I helped move a bunch of landscaping bricks for my mom to sell and to this day whenever I sit straight up I get this throbbing pain in the left side of my lower back that moves down my leg and it’s really starting to piss me off like why is this happening I thought you were healing.

snailmage like??? im gonna fucking scream? this chick who has left and come back multiple times with fake ips pretending to be someone else is back on site all haha allie begged me to come bakc and I’m so pissed off bc like i know allie didnt invite her but i also know allie is definitely lying to me in the way she’s telling her side of the story lmfao

but anything for a member right!!!!! even if this member is a toxic liar who writes bullshit offensive characters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Remember when I told you about when my friend side dissed me on Facebook? Well I gave her a second chance a few months back & we got into it again. I cut her off because she doesn't understand me. I understand her & it just pisses me off how she is so I left her alone.

Good choice 😘

I dated a guy and everything was fine for about a month and then he’d randomly just say and do things that pissed me off. When i left him, he was so confused. He asked why and I told him that he’d constantly make comments that offended me… “But you just seemed so cute when you were mad so I wanted to see your cute side”

anonymous asked:

so since u said to tell u about me meeting them. security was rushing me, but i asked for a hug. Brian (the new tm) said no, but i went in to hug rian anyways. rian hugged back. alex then laughed and high-fived me (i only hugged rian cause i didn't want to piss brian off too much) but like alex literally encouraged me hugging rian when brian had said no. when i left i was like "i love you guys" & jack said "we love you too". i do understand where your coming from but i do think they still care

i love rian omg he is a gift from the heavens. see man im not saying they’re mean but ive heard stories for both sides and im just tryna sort out which is more common, ya feel? im deff not saying all time low don’t love their fans bc they are honestly (as far as i know) one of the sweetest bunch of dudes. but when someone i care about comes to me upset im just like aH WHAT IS HAPPENIN but thank you for sharing omg

Please excuse my dear aunt sally....

So just read the most upsetting thing from my half sisters step mom…. that shes had no help from my sisters other family ever since her dad beat up said step mom (almost to death) and left my sister and his other child while he did whatever. Now hes saying he wants custody of my sister and he wont pay child support since there is no blood relation between my sister and her step mom. And she wants to claim she had no help from my sisters (and my) moms side (mainly cause our mom isnt the most reliable person…) but it pisses me off because i tried to get my sister over for spring break and i messaged her stepmom amd i talked with my sister and she wanted to come but her step mom never messaged me back. Dont tell me i dont try to help when you dont even message me back. It is not my fault you chose to live on thw other side of the state, closer to where that psychopath of a washed up loser dad is. Its not my fault that you wont even think to move over to this side to keep her further away from him and keep yourself away from him since not even two years ago he broke both your eye sockets.. our grandparents visit all the time, i was willing to bring her over here since i dont get to see her often and you think her biological moms side has nothing to do with her and wont help? Ok thats cute….

Ignore this if you will just needed to rant on social media that didnt have the people in this as friends.

I honestly do love you with all my heart. Sure you piss me off at times but I do love you. We have our fights and arguments but who doesn’t. When everyone else would have left me, you stuck around and loved me when I didn’t really deserve your love. Your everything to me. I love you so much babe. There is no one else in this world I would want by my side except you. I love you forever and always baby. Xoxo ❤💋😘

Its now may 2013

So like i said i wont be here for awhile because bought and journal and that didnt go well, i didnt really write much in it either. but anyways it;s May 9,2013. i’ll tell you about my day, i had a dentist appointment which i absolutely hate. im sounding like a total bitch but everyone always cares about this one girl in rh batch maybe because shes fucking prettier than me and she seeks for attention. and theres this one guy in the batch he likes her or at least i think he does and he said “im not choosing sides” BULLSHIT. and of course this other girl would i mean its her girlfriend. it just pisses me off because they all said we would never leave each other. then what the hell you guys left me. okay whatever this is annoying. and whatever tomorrow is friday might as well be happy that the weekend is almost here.

We had ‘teaching plans’ due today for my (2nd year nursing) clinical. We all ended up pairing off for it… although how it happened pissed me off. Worked out, but… yeah. Not getting into that though.

One pair, the other girls, did strokes/CVAs and glazed over the info, something noticeable when our instructor started asking questions about the OTHER types of strokes (besides the standard/most known ischemic left or right sided). And clearly she knew the answers, it was just to test their knowledge.
Second group of the only two guys in our clinical group goes, does Nitroglycerin use for chest pain as well as MONA (morphine/oxygen/nitro/aspirin). They knew a bit more, and considering they literally did the assignment in our hour lunch break RIGHT before we were set to present that’s kind of impressive.

My partner and I go?
Not once, but TWICE did she say “we don’t do that, but that’s a really good idea we should start implementing that” (she’s the clinical nurse educator of the floor we’re on so she kinda can do that). And once even she was like ‘huh, didn’t know that’.
We did PICC lines.

I know it’s not a contest, but I think we won. Even with my partner, mid-demonstration (for how to do a PICC line dressing change) sometimes asking “right?” to our instructor. And, I wish I was kidding, once asking why something was the way it was in the middle of her speaking bit (something in the nursing implications bit I think).
Although award for best project done at the absolute last minute goes to the guys. they did a fucking powerpoint. On a tablet. Within like 50 minutes of our hour long break.