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Kageyama, after some reflection: waIT DID I PRAISED HIS JUMPS IN FRONT OF HIS SISTER

Ok ok ok, but I really want Natsu to go cheer for Karasuno and then all of the boys be like aw look she’s so cute and she ruining his brother’s life. IT WOULD BE SO FUN.

(Also click for better view pleASE I’M CRYING)

Edit: I JUST REALISED THE “YOU’RE TOSSES AMAZING!!” omg I’m sorry what the hell

Language Exchange

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Genre: Implied smut, fluff

Member: Jeon Jungkook

Words: 8.3k 

Synopsis: You were desperately in need to have someone that you could learn Korean with, and who would be better than Jeon fucking Jungkook

Day 4 of the BTS Christmas Collab with @in-the-mood-for-bts <3 THIS SCENARIO IS NOT CHRISTMAS THEMED. IT WAS JUST SOMETHING THAT I WORKED ON SEVERAL MONTHS AGO AND I EVENTUALLY DECIDED TO FINISH IT AND POST IT HERE


You were so fucked.

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A few years later

Kara: Lena, my office is overflowing with flowers.
Lena: Oh? That’s strange.
Kara: ……
Lena: I wonder who did that?
Kara: ….Lena……
Lena: I’m sure it wasn’t cheap. This mysterious admirer must really love you.
Kara: ….
Lena: and on Valentine’s Day!!
Kara: We’ve been over this……
Lena: Are you implying it was ME?
Kara: ……………..
Lena: That would be so extra. And gay.
Kara: ……………….
Kara: Babe we’re married.

headcanon where bts starts teasing jungkook about bulking up and the jokes get progressively more sexual:

“those thighs could break heads”

“i bet girls would ride those thighs’

until one day someone taehyung whispers “choke me with those thighs, daddy” and everyone freezes but jungkook just smirks

anonymous asked:

Hi Nat! I'm currently fanficing and I can't find anywhere the location of where the Stark family home is/was? Has it ever been mentioned where Tony was raised? Was it implied to be Malibu? I always assumed Tony built the Malibu house himself. If it hasn't been mentioned where would be your instinct to set it? Seeing as you know his character best. I'm deferring to your judgement. Thank you!

i don’t think it was ever mentioned in the mcu tbh? or if it was, it might have been hinted at during one of the agent carter seasons or something, i wouldn’t know because i zoned out so b a d during the parts that had anything to do with howard. if i remember this right the starks do have a new york residence that appeared on the show. anyway according to the official SHIELD file (which i take with a grain of salt because ah yeah marvel and general consistency…. lol the file is missing the one non-english language tony actually spoke on screen also the eternal 1970 birth year vs 1991 stark death year Problem… mmmmm anyway) (hello click moi) the birth place is listed as manhattan

me, personally, specifically, an Intellectual, nowadays when i rp my personal mcu/616 mix tony,

  • born in new york (personally i go with long island because i am a 616 Tony Stark Whore)
  • again, as a 616 Tony Stark Whore and most importantly as someone who obsessively projects my personal experiences on this character i choose to believe he moved around a lot while growing up (and by “growing up” i mean ages 0 to 7 because lol howard low key booted him out after that lmao anyway). some of my fav 616 iron man stories (vol. 3) took place in seattle and miami so i tell myself that baby tony spent some time on each of those places. the Main Home was in new york though (aka the house he’d come back to during school breaks or whatever) but his parents weren’t necessarily there
  • when he was seven, he technically relocated full-time to andover, MA because that’s where “phillips academy” is (aka the Boarding School, listed on the file linked above)
  • cambridge, MA during his MIT years, obviously
  • the way my personal timeline works out, tony finishes his comicbook-genius-grade levels of UNREALISTICALLY AND UNCANNILY FAST bachelor’s+doctorates combo when he’s 19
  • then he heads off to london (the “Abroad” mentioned by maria on cap 3) to get his MBA from the london business school aka one of the most prestigious in the world 
  • december of that year, his parents die
  • tony moves to california out of sheer force of a) grief-stricken desperation (since california is like literally as physically distant as you can get from new york within US borders) and b) unadulterated futurism because tbh tony’d been telling people since f o r e v e r that the silicon valley was going to become off-the-charts important very soon so that was a good place for the HQ of stark industries to be set
  • the starks already had a los angeles residence but yes. yes. the malibu mansion was a Tony Stark Acquisition (like oh my god the things…. the THINGS AND THOUGHTS that the IM1 production crew put into the design of that mansion tbh… i have the Art of IM1 book… listen…. LISTEN…. send me a reminder so i can share some Important Facts with the world later when i’m less busy/lazy i’m just gonna say…. the house was designed… as a Character Statement i’m dying this is exactly why IM1 is the True iron man movie) 
  • anyway, over the years, tony clearly gravitates between new york and california
  • ask me about my feelings re: tony’s New Yorker ™ bitterness and nostalgia while he’s in los angeles. and then also ask me about tony’s Californian ™ longing while he’s in new york. ask me about tony stark + found homes + the feeling of being eternally Misplaced (and i will one more time call this me being a 616 Tony Stark Whore [616 tony stark, aka mister Tragic Nostalgia] AND a creatively bankrupt piece of shit that projects her personal conflicts onto tony stark)

interesting contrast between Odo and Vimes though, in that Odo just said, “the law changes depending on who’s in charge, but justice is justice”, implying he’s fully comfortable working outside the law if that would obey the needs of justice

Odo was security for the Cardassians and now he’s security for the Federation and their laws are different and so he considers laws to be less important than Justice as an abstract concept, which is what he regards himself as defending

for Vimes, though, that doesn’t work. For Vimes the Law is what empowers him to conduct justice; unjust laws shouldn’t exist but also you can’t just go and be a vigilante outside of your framework, either

much of Vimes’ internal struggle revolves around how easy it would be to dispense justice if the Law didn’t get in the way, and how much he can’t afford to give into that line of thought, because if you dedicate yourself to Justice over law, then there’s nothing to check “I don’t like these people, so they’re committing Unjust acts”

I would say that Vimes regards the law as a check and balance system against any one persons’s ideas of justice predominating, because if they do that leads to a veeeery high risk of bias

the thing about this system is that it has its flaws, e.g. that a small group of people’s ideas about justice wind up gaining prominence anyway and that still winds up causing issues

for Odo those flaws loom large, especially because he’s so invested in viewing himself as separate from humanoid foibles, so he thinks of his own system of justice as a superior moral compass above the changeable guidance of laws, which shift depending on where and when you are

but for Vimes that can’t work; the flaws inherent in the system are worth criticizing, always, but it’s still better than any available alternative, and you can’t just go around it without coming up with something else

so, while, as I say, they’re characters with very similar motivations (keep order, dispense justice, stop crime) and similar demeanors (gruff, noir-ish) but some very interesting fundamental worldview differences

An Understanding

The sound of crayon on paper.

“So,” the artist says, not looking up.

“So,” Frisk says.

They’re sitting, crouched like a cat, on a Chara’s bedside table. They are also the table, and the picture frame that has currently stuck into their avatar and broken it apart slightly already, to which they pay no mind. They are also the Chara, and the crayons, and the paper.

In a way, when they talk, they talk to themselves, always.

“So explain to me how it works, then,” the Chara says, briefly pausing to point the black crayon at them, red eyes narrowing. The end has been chewed. “And don’t say I wouldn’t understand.”

“I wouldn’t say that.” It would be mean, after all. And unnecessary, because Chara will…

“You mean you don’t say that. You just loudly imply it.” They return to their task.

Already know.

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we check the charts and start to figure it out

College AU with brotp Bellamy and Raven 

Raven glanced up from her laptop to see Bellamy hastily minimizing Clarke Griffin’s facebook page. 

“Blake,” she barked and he looked up guiltily.

“You’re absolutely pathetic.”

“Gee, thanks,” he pulled a face and adjusted his own laptop on his knees.  “But I would argue that I’m only marginally pathetic.”

Raven rolled her eyes and Bellamy reopened Clarke’s page.

“I would’ve wallowed in my own dorm if I’d known you were just going to be pining all night,” she grumbled.

“I’m not going to be pining all night,” he rolled his eyes. “I’m just killing time while I wait for you to torrent the thing.”

“Killing time?” Raven looked up with a shit-eating grin. “Let me just confirm. You’re saying that stalking Clarke is a hobby for you?”

“Fuck off,” he said matter-of-factly.

Raven shook her head.

“Why don’t you just make a fucking move already?” she asked.

Bellamy heaved a world-weary sigh and clicked on Clarke’s tagged photos with as much gravitas as he could muster.

“These things take time,” he explained. “I have to put in the legwork first.”

Raven snorted.

“Yeah, and how’s that going? Cus from where I’m standing, you’re moving at a glacial pace.”

“Glaciers are cool,” he frowned and continued to click through Clarke’s pictures. “Glaciers moved giant, erratic boulders, Raven.”

“Jesus Christ,” Raven muttered under her breath and pinched the bridge of her nose.

“Hey, I’m making progress,” Bellamy said.

Raven raised an eyebrow.

“No, really,” he insisted. “She sits on the other side of class in tutorial but she comes over all the time to talk to me,” he said. “I mean,” he drummed his fingers against his laptop. “It’s weird. She’ll cross the room to come hang out with me but she never just starts talking to me directly, she always works her way in by talking to Harper first.”

He snuck a darting glance up to see Raven looking thoroughly unimpressed.  

“You’re right that is weird,” she answered. “Its almost like she crosses the room to talk to Harper specifically and you just happen to be there.”

Bellamy blinked and turned back to his laptop.

“Fuck off.” 

People who try to sorta defend Kelly by saying “it was a poor choice of words, she just wanted to say that Donald Trump bashes the very people he relies on”, no, no matter how polite she would have put it, even saying “who are you gonna rely on” implies that all Latino people are BENEATH him to rely on, no matter how polite you put it, she literally MEANT that everyone else relies on Latino people to do all the dirty work. And on top of that she chose literally the most disgusting way to say it. No matter how hard you try to cover it up for her, the very idea of her comment is extremely offensive no matter how politely she could have put it or what choice of words she could have made. She is racist and on top of that openly unapologetic about it, and nobody gets to tell people of color what’s racist and what’s not, so stop trying to EXPLAIN to Latinos what she “meant” lmao like what the fuck

drama tw / one thing i would like to say is that i see a lot of people writing rants about 5sos being able to date who they like etc and of course, i agree. but those rants imply that people are purely upset about the drama at the moment just because one of them is dating and that is so frustrating to me because 90% of what’s upsetting and frustrating - to me, at least, but i’m sure to a lot of you as well - is not the fact that he’s dating. it’s the way one party has decided to blatantly disregard the feelings of fans (and i refuse to believe they have no concept of their impact because if you spend that much time on social media there’s no way you don’t know) continuously doing things that hurt a lot of people without remorse is just straight up mean. there is a certain responsibility that comes with being involved with them on a serious level and i know that it’s not necessarily fair but it’s their reality. anyway.

Not So Empty (Part 2)

[[Part 1]]

@kidolegend-just-rps:

Rhythm backpedaled immediately at their speculations, horrified at what they were implying. “No, no, nononononono.” She held up a hand to stop them. “It wasn’t a test, it was an accident! My parents would never condone testing anything like this! Don’t… don’t…”

She quieted down, feeling herself choke up. “This wasn’t meant to happen, but it did… I’m a human that can turn into a Navi by chance, nothing more, nothing less. It is pretty dangerous for me if I get hurt, but its how things are so… So I’m happy like this.”

She took a deep breath and folded her arms, trying to steer the conversation away from herself. “Now, what are you two sneaking around SciLab for?”

Both Dingo and Tomahawkman seemed reassured by her words, even though doubt still remained obvious on the former’s face. “An accident, huh … Well, it must have been a pretty huge accident, to actually turn a human into a Navi …” If the boy hadn’t just seen the phenomenon with his very eyes, he would never have believed it possible.

“I’m sorry, Rythm ! Or should I call you Reiko ?” Tomahawkman immediately apologised, making appeasing gestures with both hands. “I didn’t mean to make it sound so awful … But then you should stay in the human world as much as possible, and get yourself an actual NetNavi ! It’s way too dangerous out here, if you’re not trained for battle !”

While the turquoise Navi kept having concerns over this girl-turned-Navi, Dingo was racking his brains for a way to answer her question, all while giving out as few information as possible. He didn’t like talking about himself either, especially not when he was forced to admit that one of his plans had been a total failure.

“We were here because we wanted info on something. That’s all I’m telling you. For all you know, maybe we’re spies sent by a foreign army to steal all of SciLabs’ data !” The boy said with much sarcasm, his grin flashing on the small screen that floated next to his Navi.