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Mrs Fluffybottom

Prompt:  omg bruh. Imagine Prinxiety where Virgil wants to make something for Roman, but gets super self conscious about it cause Roman’s CREATIVITY for petes sake, and of course it’ll look dumb in comparison to what Roman can make.  OH this is kinda sad but what if something accidentally happened to Ms. Fluffybottom and Roman is devastated, so Verge tries to stitch him a stuffed bunny? X’D ~ @this-is-ske

Pairing: Prinxiety (platonic or romantic)

General Taglist: @thebeautyofthomas @frustratedwaffle @killerfangirl3 @pippa-frost @extreme-doodles @fandomsofrandom @here-to-vent @i-prayed-to-you-cas @pro-fangirls-unsocial-life

cw: Self-loathing, negative self-talk, vivid imagery of a destroyed doll, cursing, headaches, mostly fluff

The absolute worst part about the whole mess was that Princey hadn’t even been angry

Anger, Virgil could’ve handled. If Roman had yelled, or raged at him, or otherwise reacted in the way Virgil had feared, he would at least have been expecting it. It would have made sense. Especially after all the pomp and circumstance with which he’d loaned the doll to Virgil in the first place–and the solemn promise he’d extracted from Virgil to take care good of her. 

Not that he’d done it on purpose, of course. He was just…Anxiety. Ruining things was what he did

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Jake Peralta: Stepdad!AU

So this was going to be an actual fic, but, alas, any sort of narrative wouldn’t come, so instead allow me to offer a series of (not at all canon-timeline compliant) headcanons about Amy Santiago’s tiny daughter taking Jake in as part of the family:

  • When Amy starts at the Nine-Nine, she is Very Adamant that Jake will never meet Maya, largely because a) He’s the worst, and b) Maya doesn’t need to see her mother curse out a fellow employee, but mostly c) He’s The Worst.
  • Except she only lasts twelve days, at which point Captain McGinley calls her in on her day off because he’s finally realized that his new detective has started and he wants to meet her, even though they have met four (4) times and he’s assigned two cases to her and Jake
    • It’s supposed to be a short meeting and she promises a very teary-eyed Maya that she’ll be real quick, but she needs to go in without Maya because McGinley looks like he might yell for some reason, Amy can just tell, and Sarge isn’t here and Amy barely knows anyone else and Jake offers, basically
    • Maya is just v. v. teary when Amy blows her a quick kiss before entering McGinley’s office
    • The meeting lasts exactly forty-seven minutes
    • Amy expects A Disaster when she gets out, or at the very least a very stressed-out Jake trying to pass her daughter off on someone else
    • But instead Maya is sitting in Jake’s lap with two of his superhero figurines gripped between her sweaty little hands, patiently telling a story while Jake writes on a piece of paper next to her
    • “And then there’s a dragon,” Maya says breathlessly, and Jake nods along patiently
    • “Fire-breathing or bearded?” he offers, and Maya really considers it for a moment before deciding on bearded. “Got it, I’ve jotted that down.”
    • “I thought no one was allowed to touch your dolls?” Amy asks when she gets to them, and she’s a little stressed out about this whole situation because Jake is suddenly, like, a kind person? Who’s been watching her daughter for forty-seven minutes and counting?
    • “Uh, obviously this is Red Metal Man and Mr. Star, okay.”
    • It’s not. It’s Iron Man and Captain America, and Amy can tell because she’s not totally out of the loop of the cultural zeitgeit, okay, and she sometimes pays attention to movie posters and has very definitely seen at least two of the superhero movies
    • “Plus I believe I said no Santiagos, and that was back before I knew there was a cool Santiago in the clan.”
    • Maya, meanwhile, has grabbed a pen off of Jake’s desk and is now leaning precariously over said desk and drawing on some of the large blank spaces Jake had left on the paper
    • And Amy realizes that Jake was writing down Maya’s story but made sure there was room so she could draw
    • Jake grins at her sheepishly, braces Maya with one hand on her back to make sure she doesn’t slip, and says, “It’s her vision, and she’s, like, a really good storyteller.”
    • Amy swoons, but in a low-key, subtle way. Probably.
    • Anyway, but Jake is also The Worst, so it doesn’t matter

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Battle of the Costumes - Jonsa vs Jon3rys

When a couple looks good together many things work combined to make that happen. The lightning, the angles and mainly their costumes. Now I’d like to point it out how the show makes easy choices to make Sansa and Jon look great together and Jon and Daenerys look not so pleasant to our eyes.

This is another costume analysis I’ve decided to share because I like to write them and It seems you like to read them. I guess (?)
So here we go.

The first thing I want to state is that D&D want us to look at Jon and Sansa and see Ned and Catelyn. It’s not a coincidence that Jon and Sansa scenes parallels Ned and Cat so much. It’s so intentional that even the costumes are created to resemble them.

At season 6 April Ferry was the costume designer during Michele Clapton’s absence from the show, and I believe the only instructions D&D gave to her was to make Jon and Sansa parallel Ned and Cat through costumes because that’s exactly what she did.

As soon as Jon decides to leave the Night’s Watch his clothing went straight for Ned’s.
He wears a grey gambeson, black pants and and the very same brown leather armour Ned used to. His hair is very similar too. We look at his new hairstyle and see a young Ned.

For Sansa, since she’s escaping Winterfell with Theon at the beginning of the season, she still wears the dress from season 5, with the collar and style Catelyn used to wear. Sansa style is pretty much liker her mother since season 3. After the Red Wedding, Sansa wear patterns and accessories very similar to her mother’s too but since her reunion with Jon things are a whole new level.

I love how the show played with the concept of the “Jon’s sister in gray arriving at the Wall” Melisandre sees in her flames in ADWD. Although the show never really told us about this, they clearly remembered it and made it happen. The lightning  of this scene helps a lot, as they reunite and we see them together for the very first time, the color of her dress and his leather armour mix and they blend beautifully when they embrace.

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Poe Dameron Imagine #10

Prompt: Reader is a force-user and overexerts herself, leaving Poe extremely panicked 


It was faint at first, the disturbance in the Force. Your mind could just barely grasp it. You’d been in the middle of a conversation with Poe when your attention was pulled away from him. Whatever this was, it felt wrong. Feelings of dread and imbalance swirled around your head, the light fading away.

“(Y/N)?” you heard your name, but it was distant.

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Imagine...Meeting Dean As A Demon

Originally posted by jayqueenofhell

Request: can I request a dean x reader where the reader was possessed by a demon during the time dean was a demon too. And the demon was loyal to crowley so they have seen each other a few times but shortly after sam takes dean to cure him the demon gets exorcised and they meet again a few months later (dean has still the MoC) and she panics bc she doesn’t know he isn’t a demon any more and he gets suspicious bc well he doesn’t know she isn’t possessed anymore?

Pairing: Dean x reader


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I work at Pan Era of Bread, and let me tell you, that the customers are literally horrible and the corporate managers are even worse. Lets start with the corporate part. We have a very unusual quick turn around rate for our trainers, almost to the point were we dont have any. When I first started working, they managers had me training with someone who barely knew what they were doing. This went on for a week or so while I was doing hip to hip, then they just left me to close by myself one day. It took me so long because i had no idea what i was doing. Then they had the audacity to complain to my face that i dont know what im doing. Like yeah no duh i wonder whos fault that is.
So I learnt most of my stuff by trial and error, and im now at my 6 month mark in my employment. At my 2 month mark, they had me training other people. I told them everything I knew and lead them through the movements of being a cashier/ bakery backer, and you know what? Our scores improved by a bit in the order taking, and we still dont have trainers.

Next, the customers. Holy shit are they the worst, mostly cause they are white and entitled, and most of all, we have a severely warped ‘customer is always right’ policy tat further emboldens them. I was probably a month into my service, and we were having our usual sunday morning rush. We sell bagels like no ones business, and constantly are having shortages of certain baked goods. Its usually the same demographic who complain to us and our managers. At one point we’ve been yelled at and called impotent, even when we explain that all our baked goods are made throughout the night and it takes time for us to make more.
This poor girl that i was training got yelled at, like proper yelled at because we dont carry hazelnut cream cheese. Everytime he would say “i want that hazelnut cream cheese” she would reply “im sorry we dont carry hazelnut, we replaced it with honey walnut. Would you like to try that instead.” And he started yelling “I fucking want the hazelnut cheese, i know you guys have some in the back. I dont care if i have to pay extra, just give me the fucking cheese.” At this point i had to excuse myself from the customer i was currently tending to and went to the back to grab our manager. And do you know what they did to handle this roudy and rude customer? Said that they get a free pasty for their troubles! Yeah you get a free cinnamon bun for yelling at this poor girl at 8 am on a sunday.
Its even gotten to the point that some old man yelled at me that he wanted coffee. He ordered a bagel and i asked if he wanted it sliced and he yelled in my face “COFFEE” as loud as he could. I asked him again a little louder and made a slicing gesture to help explain what i was asking and he yelled that he wanted a manager, and didnt want to talk to someone who doesnt know english. And the manager, gave the guy a free meal for his troubles.
The customers are racist and entitled, thinking that they are more upper class than they actually are. We are treated like shit by the managers and it probably will never get better.

anonymous asked:

I've got a cold and had me thinking of two ideas, here's the first, how do the batfamily act when their sick

Second idea: how does bat boys care for their sick s/o

I combined both of your requests together so I hope you don’t mind! I really like making headcanon for requests like this cause I just like letting my imagination run wild! It’s also long so I’ve put it under the cut!

Bruce:

  • He wouldn’t stop working even if he is super sick. Alfred will try to make him stop working but he probably will eat his medicine and continue working, even if he isn’t up for going on patrols, he will probably sit in front of the computer to do some research. 
  • Which means Alfred might have to call in back-up aka you. Despite knowing how stubborn Bruce is, you are even more stubborn than him so you will not give up until he promises to stop working. You might even have to entice him in to resting by promising to do his work for him. 
  • When it comes to his own well-being, Bruce just doesn’t quite know when to take a break too. You just have to make him his favourite soup and cuddle with him. 
  • “I swear to God, Bruce Wayne, if you aren’t in this bed in five minutes!“ 
  • Bruce likes being held and or touched when he is sick. Doesn’t matter if you are holding his hand or he has his head on your lap. Sometimes he even lets you hold him in his arms. 
  • "Bruce, love, you’re always making sure to take care of people so now, let me take care of you.”
  • If you were the one that is sick, rest assure that Bruce will most definitely take care of you just as you had taken care of him! 
  • Bruce will go out of his way to get you all of your favourite things: flowers, DVD, pillows, blankets and even chocolates, whatever he knows you might need, he will give it to you.
  • If you tell Bruce to stay away because you don’t want him to get sick, tough luck. Bruce will still continue to be by your side. He gets restless whenever he has to leave you alone. Of course he goes on his patrols but that won’t stop him from worrying about you. 
  • “Y/N, I placed a bin beside your bed just in case. Alfred packed some soup and I have heated one up for you so eat that before you take your medicine. Love you.” Bruce would leave notes like this if he has to leave for urgent business meetings or patrols. 

Dick:

  • The type to just stay at home and takes care of himself. Probably won’t even bother telling anyone about him being sick too cause he just doesn’t want to bother anyone. This never lasts long because somehow, Alfred will still show up outside his apartment with some soup or he will send you along to his apartment with some soup. 
  • Of course knowing your boyfriend is sick, makes you kinda panicky for a bit because for as long as you remember, Dick rarely ever gets sick so when he gets sick, he really is sick. Runny nose, coughing, teary eyes, headache, sneezing - anything you can think of, he probably has it. 
  • “Babe! What are you doing here?” As soon as he asks you that, he will cough non-stop and you probably have to lead him to the kitchen to make him some honey lemon tea for his throat and then proceed to make sure he is well taken care of. 
  • You will even tuck him in, not minding his protests about how he doesn’t want you to get sick, etc. You make sure he eats his medicine before telling him to sleep it off. You might even read him a book of his own choice because why not. Dick’s relationship with you is very domesticated. 
  • If you happen to get sick because of taking care of him, Dick will ask you to stay over at his place (or he goes over to yours!) so he can keep an eye on you. 
  • "Hey, Alfred. Can you teach me how to make porridge? Y/N’s fallen sick so I want to make something for her.” Expect Dick to call Alfred multiple times to ask him how to make comfort food for you. 
  • If you’re the type to also get headaches when you are sick, Dick will rub your scalp or give you back rubs. His cool hands feel nice on your body.

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Emergency Contact

I am so excited to share this with you all! It is a story co-authored by myself and the amazing @readerislandwrites ! It took a very long time to write (mostly because I am the worst) but here it is. It was so much fun to write because it was as if we were inside each other’s brain. Hopefully there will be more amazing joint stories to come!

Make sure to check out @readerisland / @readerislandwrites

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Stefan Imagine

*Hope you don’t mind me putting these two together x*

@kaitlynw011 - Could you do a Stefan Salvatore imagine with #1 Dance with me where you’ve been best friends forever and he’s in love with you. There ends up being a masquerade party and he confesses his feeling to you without you knowing it and then later you see his mask at his house and confess you share the feeling. Please

#1 “Dance With me”

@btsxexogirl  Hi! Can you do #21 where Stefan is in love with the reader? 


#21 “You’ve never felt pain until you’ve felt love” 

(Warning: It’s very long!)

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Movie (jyrus fic for Chelsie)

This is my andi mack secret santa for @thisjyrusshipper  It’s long as hell im SORRY i went OFF iss mostly jyrus but im the worst and threw some ambi in so uhmm merry late christmas i guess i hope you like it. I’d put it on AO3 but im a dumbass who doesn’t have an account so here u go!!!

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wingsfreedom  asked:

Do you think it's possible for Zuko to try to kill Azula to have the throne because he believes it belong to him? I mean a Zuko without Iroh's guidance. I don't think he would be a good Fire Lord either if he got that way and without redemption. He then will rule through his force and wrath and will carry on the war without caring whom it hurt.

That’s what happens when no ones makes an effort to change him, or Bad End Zuko if you prefer. Its what happens when Zuko basically takes the same path Ozai did. 

That said, he’s more likely to target his own father than Azula. He’s never had an indirect plan for dealing with her (and to be honest, he doesn’t have to–Zuko is still firstborn and would inherit it normally, and in some ways I think he’s more intimidated by her), and his obsession with pleasing Ozai is more likely to cause him to lash out when the realization of being betrayed by his father finally sinks in. 
But here’s something worth noting, Zuko’s ideology actually isn’t the same as Ozai’s, even if his behavior is similar, and even as a villainous force, he wouldn’t be the same kind of ruler. Zuko swallowed the Fire Nation’s propaganda wholesale (whereas Ozai was mostly just selfish); in the worst case he’d posit that the Fire Nation is inherently superior to everyone else and ruling the masses was for their own good. 

(Although to be fair, everyone in the fire family would a terrible-ass ruler without fixing their awful behavior so his failings aren’t exactly out of place.)

Yoongi Scenario: Third Round.

Request: You telling Yoongi you are pregnant with your third child.

Genre: Fluff / Family.


There were times when Yoongi couldn’t arrive home before it was bedtime for the children, so when he finally got home the first thing he did was go to their rooms to catch a glimpse of their sleeping faces. Yonghyun slept in a mess of blankets and moved a lot, Taeyeon, who was recently sleeping on her own bed, slept more peacefully although you had to leave her a dim light for her to feel at ease; being that she was completely out, Yoongi turned off the light and went to your room.

You were still awake, which wasn’t odd, you would often stay awake until very late either reading or working; you two were alike on that aspect.

-I’m home-

-Yoongi- you said his name and he gave you a little smile. –Welcome-

He had already showered at the company so everything he had to do now was take off the clothes and put on the pajamas. Yoongi joined you in bed, peeking at what you were reading.

-What is keeping you awake? -

You showed him the book’s cover. –Just a little novel, nothing too fancy-

Yoongi nodded and moved closer to you, now he was on his side, one of his arms placed over your middle caressing your waist, you noticed how his face was closer too and when he nuzzled at that point just below your ear you felt all your body tremble.

-Yoongi- you warned.

In a second he had taken the book from your hands and was now almost on top of you, his lips going up from your ear, to your jaw and finally your lips. You loved when he kissed you, his lips attacked yours hungrily, the room was getting hotter by each second and you felt dizzy, his hands were moving over your body but now all you could register was your head going in circles. You placed a hand on his chest for him to stop and he did when you pushed a little harder.

He sat on the mattress and you tried to do the same but you almost fell backwards, Yoongi’s arms preventing you from it. –Y/N, what’s wrong? –

You shook your head. –It’s nothing, I’m just a little tired-

Yoongi looked at you for a moment, like searching the reason for what just had happened. He kissed your lips one last time and helped you lay down. –Let’s rest then-

You nodded and in no time fell completely asleep.

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thegaypumpingthroughyourveins  asked:

Graves, Newt and a fistfight. I've been dying to read stuff about Graves resorting to dirty, muggle means of fighting, resulting in him being bloody and beaten up and disheveled and shit.

G. A fistfight

Newt found him in a No-Maj bar. Thus far, this was the highlight of Graves’ day, which had included being put on probation pending mandatory counseling and having his wand permit temporarily suspended until he was deemed fit to return to active duty. 

Up until Newt, the only good thing about Graves’ evening had been managing to find a speakeasy and spending a few hours pouring what tasted like straight acid down his throat. (He preferred the moonshine to gigglewater, not that he would ever tell Picquery this. And frankly, tonight, he wasn’t looking to giggle.)

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One of my biggest Midnight headcanons is that she choose to look Like That because she was told as a teen that hiding her sexuality was the only solution she could have if she wanted to have success as a pro hero, so she thought “well how far can I take the whole being inappropriate thing before they tell me I can just come out as a lesbian” and so she found herself being mostly naked and having the worst hero title possible without anyone telling her anything. She’s still angry about it 15 years later.

anonymous asked:

Every blog always has a what if mc was a kpop star or was a amazing singer...how would the rfa and v and unknown react if mc was tone deaf and sounded like nails on a chalkboard(mostly because I'm the worst singer ever, btw I love your blog :3 )

Okay but that’s literally me too! My singing voice is so awful too so I feel you lol! I’m sorry it took me so long to write this but I hope that you like it!! :D


Yoosung

  • Yoosung was off in his room playing games like usual so you decided to take a shower
  • He won yet another round of LOLOL and took a little break
  • When he took his headphones off, Yoosung heard what sounded like someone screeching to a song from in the bathroom
  • Yoosung shuddered at the horrible noise and assumed that it was a song that you were playing from your phone
  • When you got out of the shower, you walked into the kitchen to find Yoosung making some dinner
  • “Hey MC what was song were you listening to in the shower? And who was the singer, they were awful!” Yoosung asked you
  • You turned your head in embarrassment and awkwardly answered “Uh that was me singing Yoosung.”
  • He immediately feels so bad and runs over to hug you almost crying as he says “I’m so so so sorry MC! You weren’t that bad, really! I’m just a little tired from gaming and I probably didn’t really understand what I was listening to, please forgive me!”
  • You told him that it was alright and that you wouldn’t try to sing as loudly anymore
  • But Yoosung still felt horrible and made your favorite dinner for you and kept reassuring you that you weren’t really that bad of a singer

Zen

  • Zen was practicing his script for a new musical that he was starring in with you - He had a long singing part that he was excited about
  • Zen had the voice of an angel and you loved listening to him practice  
  • Once he finished practicing for his solo song, Zen asked for you to practice a duet song with him
  • He started singing the first part and when it was your turn, you sang your heart out to try and be as good as Zen
  • You finished singing your part and looked at Zen excited to hear what his opinion was on your singing - Zen’s eyes went wide, how could someone as perfect as you have such a terrible singing voice?
  • “So how did I do Zen?” You asked him - He blinked a couple of times and forced a smile saying “Your singing voice is uh good MC.”
  • You smiled brightly and hugged him, telling him how excited you were that Zen approved of your singing voice
  • Zen smiled and hugged you back, there was no way he could tell you how awful your singing voice was
  • “Hey MC, how about I give you some singing lessons to make your voice even better!” Zen told you
  • You happily agreed and Zen sighed in relief
  • Even though your singing voice was atrocious, Zen taught you some basic skills and over time it got slightly better
  • Zen just made sure not to let you sing in public for both your own sake and his

Jaehee

  • You and Jaehee were closing up the cafe for the night after a long day
  • You were cleaning up the cups while Jaehee was sweeping the floor
  • Jaehee was singing in a small voice and your eyes lit up when you heard her
  • You knew the song she was singing so you decided to join in and sing in your best voice
  • Well your best singing voice was simply terrible and Jaehee jumped when she heard you sing - “MC… What in the world was that?” Jaehee asked cautiously
  • You smiled and said “That was me singing silly! You have a great singing voice Jaehee, we should sing together sometime!”
  • Jaehee sighed and decided to state the obvious and say “MC, your singing voice isn’t very good. But mine isn’t either so let’s not sing together.”
  • You frowned a little but agreed saying “Yeah I guess you’re right. We can just listen to Zen sing in one of his musicals instead!”
  • Jaehee smiled in relief and nodded saying that she wholeheartedly agreed with you
  • So for he rest of the night and Jaehee cuddled on the couch and watched Zen’s musicals, neither of you singing along  
  • Jaehee was silently relieved that you took the news about your singing voice so well and decided that she would tell you all about your good qualities instead

Jumin

  • After another long, stressful day of work, Jumin was looking forward to coming home
  • On his way home, he thought about how he wanted to have a nice dinner with you and just cuddle each other for the rest of the night
  • Jumin walked in to the penthouse and the sound of someone’s singing was heard
  • He thought that his ears would bleed from the horrendous singing so Jumin went to find the source
  • Jumin was left almost speechless when he saw that the horrible singing was coming from you
  • You were laying down on the bed singing in your ‘unique’ singing voice to Elizabeth the 3rd
  • “MC, what’s wrong with your voice?” Jumin asked startling you and Elizabeth the 3rd
  • You smiled saying “I’m just singing a little song for Elizabeth the 3rd! We were both waiting for you to come home and got bored.”
  • Jumin gave you a confused look and said “I don’t understand. Your singing voice is appalling but it seems like Elizabeth the 3rd enjoyed it. She doesn’t even like it when I sing to her…”
  • You pouted and said “Hmph, well maybe my singing voice is better than yours Jumin! I bet you’re an awful singer too, sing something for me.”
  • When you heard Jumin sing, everything became right in the world
  • Jumin smiled when he saw your surprised look and pulled you in for a hug
  • From that night on, you had Jumin sing you to sleep every night since his singing voice was perfection
  • But Jumin still thought that even though your voice was awful, he always had you sing for Elizabeth the 3rd since she seemed to like your singing voice better than his for some very strange reason

Seven

  • You and Seven were bored one night and decided to go out for a karaoke night for something new and fun
  • Seven was extremely hyped when the two of you got there and immediately started searching for duet songs for the two of you to sing
  • Once he found the perfect song, Seven dragged you onto the stage to sing
  • It was some cheesy romance song and it was fun until it was time for your part to sing
  • Never in his life did Seven hear someone sing so horribly and the rest of the crowd agreed
  • Some people started booing you and telling you how terrible your singing voice was
  • When Seven saw you on the verge of tears, he grabbed the microphone and started singing in the worst voice that he could come up with
  • Everyone’s attention was now focused on Seven who then told him how awful of a singer he was
  • He had enough of the rude people and took your hand and lead you back to his car
  • “Why did you do that Saeyoung? I mean I know that I’m not a great singer, but I didn’t realize that I was that bad.” You sad sadly to Seven
  • Seven scratched the back of his neck and said “Well no offense, but your singing voice is kind of… bad. But there’s no way I’m letting those people get away with saying those mean things about you. They’re going to be destroyed by the Defender of Justice!”
  • So that night, Seven went through and hacked into all of the obnoxious audience member’s accounts and essentially ruined them for making fun of you
  • When he was finished, Seven told you all kinds of jokes to make you feel better and he said that he could use your terrible singing voice as a weapon against the other RFA members when they wouldn’t listen to him
  • You agreed because who couldn’t say no to this adorable dork?

V

  • You and V were doing some spring cleaning mostly cleaning out his thousands of pictures that he’s taken
  • V was in the other room tidying up and humming to himself in his own little world
  • But he was rudely awakened when he heard some kind of terrible singing
  • He assumed that you were playing some kind of music and went to investigate
  • V’s eyes widened when he heard the awful singing wasn’t coming from some one else, but it was coming from you
  • “Is something wrong V?” You asked as he continued to stare at you
  • “Was that you singing just now MC?” V questioned
  • “Yes it was! Why? Was it really that bad?” You asked nervously
  • V smiled telling you no that your voice was beautiful and he was just surprised was all
  • There was no way this angel could break your heart and tell you that your singing was horrible, no matter how bad it really was
  • So for the rest of the day, you sang in your awful voice to V and he only smiled, telling you how good you were
  • At the end of the day you had finally convinced V to sing a little something for you
  • And when you heard him sing, you told him that you would rather him sing than you since he was clearly much better
  • V had never been so thankful in his life at your request

Unknown

  • Saeran was acting moodier than usual today and that was saying something
  • You felt bad for him since he seemed more sad than anything else so you thought of some ways to cheer Saeran up
  • You grabbed him some ice cream and sat down on the couch with him handing him a spoon
  • Saeran started to feel a little bit better so when he was done, you made him lay down on the bed to cuddle with him
  • You laid behind Saeran, stroking his hair and he seemed to be calming down
  • That was until you thought it would be a good idea to sing a little song to help him fall asleep
  • Saeran sat straight up when he heard your terrible singing and gave you a strange look
  • “MC, what the hell was that?”
  • “I was just trying to sing you a little song to help you fall asleep since you seem kind of upset… I’m sorry if I did something to upset you.” You said sadly to Saeran
  • He sighed and said “Well yeah your singing voice sucks. It’s worse than Saeyoung’s laugh.”
  • You were about to get up and leave him alone but Saeran grabbed your arm and pulled you back onto the bed
  • “Your singing voice may be awful but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to be with you. Sorry if I hurt your feelings and thanks for trying to make me feel better.” Saeran mumbled
  • You had always made Saeran feel better because of your kind heart but Saeran made a mental note not to ask you to sing for him ever again
  • Unless it was to make Seven go crazy
The Definitive Totally Objective Ranking of Every One Direction Song

As the title says, this is a totally objective and absolutely not biased in any way* ranking of every 1D song recorded. Except like, not remixes or covers because that’s the line I drew in the sand and I’m sticking to it. I mean, it’s still ninety damn songs, so like, there’s enough there there. Anyway, let’s get to it. (Also, as a note, as always, I kinda view language as an impressionist painter would… up close these words might not mean anything, but if you take a step back the general feeling should be there.)

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The place hasn’t been touched in decades when they find it. It’s covered in vines, stone crumbling and windows cracked, to say nothing of the state of the gardens.

“At least the roof’s intact?” Hawke offers, scratching their nose nervously.

“You really paid money for this place?” Anders can’t help but ask.

“Sight unseen, even.” Hawke frowns. “Mother wanted it…” They trail off, and Anders finds their hand in his.

“Let’s go inside, then,” he says, and they walk in together.


They throw out half of what they find.

The beds are gone entirely, as are all the curtains. The portraits, after some thought, they save as best they can, the faces of strange family hung about crumbling walls.

The work is hard, even with magic. They can reconstruct the fallen stone well enough with spells, but the scrubbing they have to do by hand, as well as the extensive weeding.

“Do you really think this will work?” Anders asks one day, the two sitting on the one remaining chaise lounge in tolerable condition that’s been serving as their bed. “It seems too… obvious, I suppose.”

“Honestly? I don’t know.” Hawke shrugs. “But you’ve seen how it is out there. No one cares about a pair of old fugitives anymore. Not with the war over and the new Divine on our side.” Hawke leans closer. “Besides, you heard what they were saying in town. Most hardly even remember this used to be the Amell country estate. I doubt anyone will make the connection.”

“If you say so.” Anders puts up his feet. “I’ll admit, it’ll be nice to have a place of our own again.”

“Just us and a few hundred rats.” Hawke laughs. “We’ll need a whole army of mousers.”

“I’m okay with this.”


“Maker. This place is huge.” Anders can’t seem to stop saying this, more and more as they get it into proper living shape. “We could fit ten of the Kirkwall Estates in here.”

“Townhouses are always smaller,” Hawke replies, not for the first time. “That’s the way of it.”

“Yes, but we’re never going to get this place clean,” Anders says, and laughs.


They get the letter maybe a week after the ceremony.

“Maker. Viscount, really?” Hawke can’t seem to stop laughing. Anders can’t either - he can only imagine how they’d made the dwarf agree to that.

“I should write him,” Hawke says. “It’s been too long.”

“Not visit?” Anders asks.

“Not that long.” Hawke stretches. “Besides, and leave you and the chickens alone with the dog? We only just fixed the walls, you know.”


The garden is coming along nicely. Hawke had been worried it wouldn’t be ready by spring, but the whole area is lined with neat little rows, growing elfroot and spindleweed and herbs of all sorts, with the lower fields reserved for food crop. Hawke doubts the two of them alone can manage more than a small plot, magic or no. Some peas and carrots and potatoes for soup, maybe a few chickens. It’ll be enough.

They’ve got the place more or less livable now. They’ve taken a small room in the back, nothing too fancy, but they’ve a proper mattress now, three cats and a dog.

“I think we’re ready,” Anders says one day, looking over it all.

“Are you sure?” Hawke asks. “We’re still short on cots, not to mention the curtains, and I thought you wanted the elfroot to be farther along?”

“There’ll always be something,” Anders just days with a shrug. “We may as well start now.” “All right.”


Hawke, it seems, had been worried for nothing. Not something that happens a lot, but this one time, Hawke can’t exactly say they mind being wrong.

The patients trickle in slowly, at first. Word takes a while to spread, and the villagers are wary of magic and the old, ‘haunted’ Estate both. It’s mostly the worst cases then, those too desperate to be fearful. But Autumn hasn’t even begun before the farmers have come to trust them, and there’s always a few patients here and there, anything from minor sprains and coughs to serious injuries.

They don’t charge, of course, but the assorted villagers bring food now and again, and between that, the odd jobs Hawke takes and their gardens, they live comfortably enough.

It’s good.

It’s home.

~The Handers Fairy

CALLOUT POST!!

yep i’m jumping on this bandwagon & what I have to say is super important so you all better shut up & listen.

callout @azmenka & @perzysdaria & @diedking for being little shits & giving me worlds i didn’t even know i needed. seriously, who does that?!? also all the consideration you guys put into your muses - i think you’re just doing it to make everyone else look bad.

callout @droppedrubies & @lcveofbeasts & @gclden for being the best brothers my fictional characters ever had. how dare you openly & happily welcome me into your lives. standards guys - get some.

callout @secxndstark & @stillgotclaws & @flamedwarrior for creating super well thought out original characters for this world. i mean just because you’re so talented in your characterization doesn’t mean you have to show it off. omg perfection is boring guys

callout @killthebxy & @taintedblccd & @reekcd for being the sweetest, cutest little muffins ever. i mean i just want to protect you guys & anyone who has anything bad to say about you guys either hasn’t been paying attention or is garbage. i hate that you guys make me care about people! i’m garbage okay.

callout @qceenmother & @piraticalwit & @hangtherules & @handofhonor & @wildmoored & @outlawiism for being too perfect to not follow every time i reboot a blog. i don’t like having to do things, i do what i want…. unfortunately you’ve made me want to do nothing except having to follow you.

callout @servinglies & @reignsfire & @needlcd & @agirlingrey & @benjenstcrk for probably being the actual muses behind the computer. seriously guys, self insert is not cool - you all need to start playing other characters because no one could be that convincing unless you were merlin, dany, arya, alys & benjen….

callout @fadetogrey & @gwendyr & @astrainfinitude & @oflegendaries@aerlyth & @roseguided & @rebellcion because i have no idea how it’s possible to keep track of so many muses on one blog. i can’t even do it on a bunch of separate blogs. and the worst part?!?!? YOU MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY #greenwithenvy

callout @breakercfchains for letting me come into your ims and literally rant at you because of a fictional place that got neglected in the fictional world from a tv series. i mean what kind of person does that? a crazy one, that’s who. no one is that sympathetic & amazing.

callout @queenxmargaery & @ravenxhaired for sticking with me the last three years, even though i haven’t really given you any reason to stay. are you guys suckers for punishment?

callout @fircsung for her amazing oc daenerys “tree hugger” targaryen. just don’t.

okay i am getting really tired now so i’m going to wrap up this post really quickly.

callout @ all my beautiful mutuals for contributing their wonderful ideas, positivity & wonderful portrayals you bring to the roleplay community. don’t think your time & effort have been unnoticed. i am grateful for each & every one of you. & though it may not seem it, mostly because i’m the worst replier to things ever, you have all made my life a little bit better & i love you for it. - keep it up guys xoxo

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? DID I CALLOUT RIGHT?!?