- Old man: are you not seeing a movie?
- Me, sitting outside in the hallway of a theater because I'm perpetually early: my theater isn't open yet...
- Old man: what are you seeing?
- Me: Fantastic Beasts
- Old man: oh! You'll love it
- Me: ...I've already seen it. I just really love Newt.
- Old man: boy, I do too.
Do you have any steampunk AU's?