Today, as you probably don’t know, is National Cookie Day. It is the day in which everyone celebrates Cookies. Cookies do so much for us every day, and we never have time to thank them. Here is a story.
Every year, BILLIONS of cookies are selflessly devoured by ungrateful humans every day. Instead of being thankful for the great gift bestowed on them, humans carelessly demand more and more, taking MORE of these cookie’s lives.
I sat down with a chocolate chip cookie last week and interviewed him. I asked him what he thought about humans eating all of his species. “I guess it’s okay,” he said, “we were born this way anyway. We were meant to be killed by your species."
This cookie, and every other cookie, believes that he only lives to be eaten. He doesn’t aspire to be great one day, like the President or a singer or even a cashier at Walmart. He only lives to be EATEN.
Save The Dessert, or S. T. D., is a program that takes in desserts that have been abused and cares for them, so that they may find their way and live a better life. We decided that we would make a day celebrating the helpless cookies to gather awareness for our cause.
If you care about these cookies, please reblog. It would mean the world to us.
One year after a Valentine’s Day near death experience, one member of our duo has finally worked up the courage to ask out her crush, while the other is ready to retry his declaration of love. With so much good and bad luck floating around, who knows what will happen?