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HELLO EVERYONE.

Today, as you probably don’t know, is National Cookie Day. It is the day in which everyone celebrates Cookies. Cookies do so much for us every day, and we never have time to thank them. Here is a story.

Every year, BILLIONS of cookies are selflessly devoured by ungrateful humans every day. Instead of being thankful for the great gift bestowed on them, humans carelessly demand more and more, taking MORE of these cookie’s lives.

I sat down with a chocolate chip cookie last week and interviewed him. I asked him what he thought about humans eating all of his species. “I guess it’s okay,” he said, “we were born this way anyway. We were meant to be killed by your species." 

This cookie, and every other cookie, believes that he only lives to be eaten. He doesn’t aspire to be great one day, like the President or a singer or even a cashier at Walmart. He only lives to be EATEN.

Save The Dessert, or S. T. D., is a program that takes in desserts that have been abused and cares for them, so that they may find their way and live a better life. We decided that we would make a day celebrating the helpless cookies to gather awareness for our cause. 

If you care about these cookies, please reblog. It would mean the world to us.

Well. It’s Monday. I’m ridiculously sick and at school and I’m developing a sty in my left eye. Again.

Valentine's Day Isn't Always Terrible

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by Claire3467

One year after a Valentine’s Day near death experience, one member of our duo has finally worked up the courage to ask out her crush, while the other is ready to retry his declaration of love. With so much good and bad luck floating around, who knows what will happen?

Words: 4622, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



January 24, 2016 at 06:04PM
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anyways some days you eat a four course meal and still drunk order pizza and some days you cry over a cookie, its all about the ups and the downs

Me: I’ll just open my post and then I’ll go upstairs to my computer and get to my drafts

Cookie (the cat): chaaarrrllliiieeeeeee

Me: hello sweetie *sits to open the post with it on my lap*

Cookie: *tries to sit on me even though there’s a parcel on my lap* Charlie let me sit here move this thingy Charlie

Me: oh silly baby, let me finish opening and then I’ll sit with the blanket okay?

Me: *opens it to find new binders* ah yes good lemme put one on okay kitty?

Me: *stands to change, dumps bra on the couch*

Cookie: omg this bra is even better than shoes it smells of you imma rub my face on it

Me: dude I’ve been wearing that for days lol its ripe af

Cookie: I know it’s great it smells of my Charlie


…CONCLUSION: my cat companion is adorable, weird, and my #1 fan.