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Why can’t you let go? Like a bird in the snow. This is no place to build your home.
—  lyrics from Friction by Imagine Dragons

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being 5sos best friend would include
  • constantly getting begged to cook for them
  • stealing their t shirts
  • yelling at them a lot
  • probs cleaning the house all the time
  • cuddles
  • having to do tons of keeks
  • always getting pranked on
  • them taking unexpected photos of you and posting it 
  • punching them until they delete the photo
  • buying food for them
  • them treating you like a queen when you’re on your period
  • they would bash the shit out of any guy who breaks your heart
  • they’d always comfort you whenever youre feeling down
  • dealing with their corny jokes
  • getting pissed off a lot
  • laughing a lot
  • getting frustrated because theyre so annoying
  • playing FiFa with them
  • partying hard
  • eating pizza


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Guys this is from Calum’s old myspace account omfg

ONECE A PON A TIME THERE WAS A TURTLE HOW LIVED IN A BIG BIG CAVE AND HAD NO FAMILY. IT HAD A HARD SHELL IT WAS MY TURTLE IN THE CAVE IT HAD A DARK CAVE TO IT WAS TOO DARK YOU COLDENT SEE BECASE THE TURTLE WAS TO SMALL IT WAS SMALLA THEN A BUG THE TURTLE LADE AN EGG. TODAY OR TOMORROW IT HAD A BOM ON IT AND IT BLOWD UP THE END
  • what he did:post a selfie with a kitten
  • what he means:ha! imma fuck you all up so badly you will only be able to lie on your floor and cry i bet none of you are prepared but here's the selfie you've been asking for ain't the kitty and i so cute!? haha dont worry guys i still love you tho, xoxo calum