today is @hdahl2‘s fifteenth birthday, and though i’m sure tumblr isn’t the optimised place for birthday posts, i though it would be a good place for me to post this long text post about how amazing you are.
hanne, you’re probably going to hear this a lot today, and most of it is probably going to be from me. so, what the hell, i’ll just say it again.
but to me, you’re not just amazing. you’re a bunch of other things, too. you’re wonderful and fabulous, and you’re the dan to my phil.
so, therefore, i have searched through the archives of tumblr to find some of the best content around. lainie productions presents:
WHY HANNE IS THE DAN TO MY PHIL
( that gif felt necessary. come on. )
YOU’RE A BIG NERD.
YOU’RE A TAD CLUMSY.
YOU’RE KIND OF ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.
THAT CURLY LIFE.
WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING, YOU GET IT.
YOU’RE SO GODDAMN CUTE.
KILLIN’ IT ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
YOU’RE KIND OF AN INTERNET CULT LEADER. ( OF SORTS. )
NOT ONLY ARE YOU CUTE, BUT YOU’RE PRETTY, TOO. ( YES, THOSE ARE SEPARATE THINGS. )
YOU’RE QUITE STRANGE, BUT I LOVE THAT.
YOU’RE A LITTLE DINOSAUR.
YOU’RE ALSO A VERY DANK MEME.
YOU’RE SUCH A CHEEKY LITTLE DORK.
YOU TEND TO SWEAR … QUITE A BIT.
YOU CAN GO FROM A MODEL
TO A BLOBFISH IN LIKE TWO SECONDS.
AND HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO SHOCKED YOUR BOOBS FELL OFF?
AND FINALLY, AND MOST IMPORTANT,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVELY!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE A PHANTASIC DAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALMA!!!!!!!!!!!! you are pretty much everything i aspire to be omg! you’re gorgeous and smart and funny and aksjdjdk what the heck ur literally jasmine!!!!! i’m so jealous of u lmfao. i am oBSESSED w/ our group chat and i’m so thankful that u accepted me into the ann so we could squad tf up!!! i’m so happy that i get to call u my friend! anyway ilysm salma and i hope that your day is magical b/c that’s what u deserve<3 here is a gifset of queen jasmine just 4 u!!!!!!!!!! i luv u @rupanzels
hi there! happy birthday! your blog is the greatest of blogs and your art gives me many tears. (but they're good tears, your art is beautiful, do not worry). have the happiest of days!!! may all of the drarry fluff/smut/angst find its way into your life.
you’re the cutest omg!!! thank you so so much, i hope you’re having a great day too! T-T <3
Heya Dean, so my 18th birthday is Sunday but I don't really have any plans, what do you and Sammy think I should do? Love you both ❤
You need to capitalize on this. Go out and tell everyone it’s your birthday and grab all the free stuff you can get. Like, everything. They will give it to you because they’ll have a crap ton of food and it’ll be your birthday too.
Happy early birthday. Have fun you crazy kid, but not too much fun. Save that for 21
Hey! Happy Birthday, lovely!! Hope you have a great day, year and all of that. If you're wondering how i know, i just followed you on twitter lol, sorry you have to go to school tomorrow-in a few hours btw, it sucks
THANK YOU SO MUCH THAT’S SO SWEET OF YOU!!! And thank you for following me on twitter too!! Haha well the day today at school was great, fortunately <3333 *__*
Okay guys I’m probably one of the worst best friends ever. But happy birthday Bre! I love you so much, your always there for me when I need you. You always make me smile and laugh and I can trust you with anything! I can’t wait to come up for pride! I’m so glad I met you last year, you have no idea how much you truly mean to me you are so beautiful in every single way ❤️ I love you Bre hope you had a good birthday💕💕 @smokethegay
Hello! So I uh, just found your blog like 20 minutes ago and have ruthlessly stalked it ever since and also found out it was your birthday?? So HAPPY BIRTHDAY you lovely person, you. #drarryforever You're amazing.