but-i-like-the-pants

Hello! I normally don’t like to post my wishlist on here but I’ve been doing some spring cleaning, and I had to toss out a bunch of my clothing because they were either too tight, too torn up, or grossly stained (I’m messy). I have some stuff on my wishlist that I find myself lacking like pants and basic tees. If you guys wanna help out, that’d be heavily appreciated! Thanks!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/27YK8WV3XLIRO/ref=nav_wishlist_lists_1

i imagine lance flirting with keith would be like
  • Lance: I like your new pants!
  • Keith: Thanks, they were 50% off!
  • Lance: I'd like them better if they were 100% off ;)
  • Keith: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
  • Lance: That's.. not what I meant.
  • Keith: that's a terrible way to run a business, Lance
  • Slytherin: I like your pants.
  • Ravenclaw: Thanks, they were 50% off.
  • Slytherin: Well I'd like them 100% off.
  • Ravenclaw: What kind of store just gives stuff away?
  • Slytherin: No, that's not what I-
  • Ravenclaw: That's no way to run a business, Slytherin.

Laurens: I like your new pants!

Hamilton: Oh, uh, thanks! They were 50% off.

Laurens: I’d like them better if they were 100% off.

Hamilton: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Laurens: No, that’s not what I meant-

Hamilton: That’s a terrible way to run a business, John!

  • Will: I like your pants
  • Nico: thanks they were 50% off
  • Will: i'd like them 100% off
  • Nico: the store can't just sell free stuff
  • Will: no that's not what I-
  • Nico: that's a terrible way to run a business, Will

Keith: *Ties a necktie into a bow and stuffs a dishtowel down his shorts*

Keith:  “I’m a princess now”

The AU this fandom needs but does not deserve in which Keith grows up loved and happy with his big Galra mama.

Bonus:

Headcannon that Dad Kogane buys Keith’s mom sassy clothes with stuff like “I wear the pants” completely unironically.  She doesn’t get it.