but-i-like-the-pants

I suspect that regulars of this blog may find the subject matter unusual. This is actually a belated birthday present for my dear old friend spiritimmortal. She wanted a picture of her elf character (she’s had him since high school, I believe) wearing this kinda outfit and dancing this kinda dance (obviously). Personally I like how the pants turned out.

i imagine lance flirting with keith would be like
  • Lance: I like your new pants!
  • Keith: Thanks, they were 50% off!
  • Lance: I'd like them better if they were 100% off ;)
  • Keith: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
  • Lance: That's.. not what I meant.
  • Keith: that's a terrible way to run a business, Lance
  • Slytherin: I like your pants.
  • Ravenclaw: Thanks, they were 50% off.
  • Slytherin: Well I'd like them 100% off.
  • Ravenclaw: What kind of store just gives stuff away?
  • Slytherin: No, that's not what I-
  • Ravenclaw: That's no way to run a business, Slytherin.

Laurens: I like your new pants!

Hamilton: Oh, uh, thanks! They were 50% off.

Laurens: I’d like them better if they were 100% off.

Hamilton: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Laurens: No, that’s not what I meant-

Hamilton: That’s a terrible way to run a business, John!

  • Will: I like your pants
  • Nico: thanks they were 50% off
  • Will: i'd like them 100% off
  • Nico: the store can't just sell free stuff
  • Will: no that's not what I-
  • Nico: that's a terrible way to run a business, Will

Jungkook : I like your new pants, Jimin.
Jimin : Thanks. They were 50% off.
Jungkook : [ coming closer ] I’d like them more if they were 100% off. [smirks]
Jimin : The store can’t just give clothes away for free.
Jungkook : That’s not what I meant-
Jimin : That’s a terrible way to run a business, Jungkook.