but-i-like-it-when-they-eat

Grown up birthday parties are so dull and boring like no I don’t wanna go to a bar late at night and drink and dance in a place full of strangers, I want to spend an afternoon having a nice picnic in your garden with our other friends, I want to pick flowers while we tell each other small secrets, I want to go on swings and roll in the grass, I want to eat candies and watch the sunset sitting somewhere quiet. That’s my kind of party.

  • Miguel: Sophie at the next like seemingly appropriate break would you eat a piece of celery really loudly?
  • Sophie: Absolutely Miguel it would be my pleasure.
  • Miguel: Can you do it right at the beginning of the battle sequence when everyone is being really silent and you can just hear the wind?
  • Sophie: Yeah absolutely I will gladly - I've got it ready to go.
  • Miguel: It's coming now I’ll give you fair warning.
  • Sophie: Is it coming now?
  • Miguel: I'm going to count it off for you.
  • Sophie: We should have like a good 20 seconds of awkward silence before I eat the celery though right? Just so it makes it thrice as effective.
  • Miguel: I’m glad we’re talking so much -
  • (Kit crunches loudly on a piece of celery)
  • (cackling all around)
  • Sophie: OH KIT!
  • Miguel: That's too early!
  • Sophie: That's Kit! Kit's got it! You b@st@rd. Sabotage!
  • Kit: Aww I f*cking hate celery. Why did I do that? Yuck.
I’ll Teach You (Jughead x Reader Smut)

Prompt: i just read that you don’t mind writing smut so this one’s gonna be dirty, bare with me. can i request a jughead x reader where the reader and him are dating. jug is pretty inexperienced when it comes to sexual stuff but he really wants to please his girlfriend. so like she guides him through eating her out LOL. i feel like you could make it so hot. thank you!

A/N: I’m making them a bit older in this one as well! Jughead will be classified as Demisexual in this fic which falls under the asexuality spectrum. P.s. I’m pretty sure I sucked at this. Let me know if you liked it! Requests are Welcome!

Warnings: Light Smut

I’ll teach you (Jughead x Reader)

Gasping, your hands pull off the crowned beanie and tighten around his black locks.

“Jug.” You pull away from his lips, shaking your head to clear your head.

You two had been watching a movie on Jughead’s laptop when he got distracted and kissed you.  

One kiss turn into two then three and now you two were panting as he’s pressed against you with his lips to your neck.

“What?” his voice husky and low, making your heart skip a beat and your body feel warm all over.

Keep reading

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I feel like eating meals under the rune here would be a weird experience, especially for some people more than others. Like sometimes people would remember eating dinners the kitchen swears it never prepared. Others won’t eat at any other table because their blood ox stew only comes out rare enough if they eat at this one. No one will play poker with Frank anymore because when he sits in his lucky chair he wins every round, and Captain Eva only eats in the hallway now because she’s tired of being told to pass the salt by voices no one else can hear.

wouldn’t you get a yeast infection from the sugar… ..
keep smarties far from your hooha folks
also i did everyone for this because it was really fun to do!! it’s kind of short just because it’s hard when i think a lot of people would react the same.

// nsfw



Zen:

- NIPPLE PASTIES WITH CANDY TASSELS LMAOO


- it brings back his flashbacks of when he was drunk and wore a candy g string to a party once
he would too don’t you lie to yourself


- He does spit everywhere and it’s sort of awkward to eat all of the candy since it’s hard candy?? and he doesn’t want to.. well; you know, bite you. But boy does he try. Yeah it’s messy and sticky but still really nice. He’ll still always like playing around with whipped cream over this, but hey he’s down to do this again.

Jumin:

- Papa Jumin can roll with anything so he’s not phased

- Sure it’s surprising.. But he finds it enjoyable. Even amusing, how cute of you to think of something so silly. But holy shit with him it’s literal heaven? He’s the king of slow foreplay so hardcandy in his way makes it even more slower. But in the best possible way.

- The only one that doesn’t really drool a lot. Must be magic.

- But no; never again will you get that because Elizabeth the 3rd found she likes your new toys too. He found her eating a pair of pasties and that was the last of the ordeal. Curse you Elizabeth the 3rd.


Yoosung:

- THE BOY LOVES IT

- Candy + MC = Heaven !!
sure it’s super surprising at first, but then when he tastes you PLUS the candy it’s absolutely amazing.
comes to prefer it, if you do. actually might want some of his own.. lolol

- It’s something he likes, so he’d be down to do it again. Just no licorice, he hates that stuff.



Jaehee:

- TAKE THAT OFF YOULL GET A YEAST INFECTION

- momma jaehee is saving you here please listen to her

- Hey but nipple pasties? she’s down. It’s hard candy so again, takes a pretty long time to melt but she doesn’t really mind. It’s not something she’d like to be frequent but it was pretty cute this one time– She’ll let it slide.

- Won’t wear any herself even if you try to get her to. No way. She’s not trying to cosplay candy-land the game over here.

Seven:

- No no. Try honey buddha lingerie. Much better.

- Seriously though; He’d love it. It would be silly as always with Seven, he’d want to pretend he’s a monster coming to eat up the pretty little damsel in distress. And he ends up doing so.. just in a different way lolol

- Yes, he’ll snack on them later. Or wear it himself– He really likes this. Look at the monster you’ve created

V:

- For your sake, he’ll go with it. But he thinks it’s difficult, he’s drooling everywhere and it’s not exactly the most pleasant. Since the candy is super sticky when wet.

- Is this what the kinky folks do? is this what it’s like?

- He cant really be serious about it. I mean, he just cracks some jokes. He tries his best but it’s pretty hard. All in good fun though, he’s a sweetheart.

- Probably got those little candy bracelets from sunday school– and they taste exactly the same. he doesn’t need church flashbacks in the bedroom right now, save him.

Saeran:

- Confused and scared because he’s so used to lace or something like that but there’s.. candy? instead?

- He’d try but he’s usually fast so he’d end up ripping it off and getting to the point pretty quickly.

- But he might snack on them later, much to your horror lolol

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Email: leyalboafo@live.ca 

so I’m kind of really broke right now and jobless and would like some money to be able to eat during the day when I’m at school and that kind of thing!

 * All prices are USD and vary a little depending on the characters complexity and I use Paypal for all transactions. If you’re interested in only B&W, price will be halved! *

I will draw:

* Couples, NSFW, Fanart, OCS, real people, complex backgrounds (for xtra) etc etc

I will not draw:

* Furries and animals, kink, gore, etc etc 

If you’re interested just send me an email describing what you’d like, preferably with reference or very detailed description! 

Thank you for taking the time to read and would really appreciate any boosts or reblogs, thank u ;_; 

anonymous asked:

Hey I'm super shy to send a pm or even be out of Anonymous, but would it be cool is I got some of your characters and tried out some different cloths options?? Because I like to draw and make cloths ((for dolls)) but I think it would be pretty cool

(•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ Aah don’t beee shyyy ! look at meh ! i won’t eat youuu! but u ..u could ! ouhly shiet //runs runs runs//

Of couurse! have fun! i like to draw clothes too so i kno’ ur feel !O3O 

(๑ Ỡ u Ỡ๑)ノ♡ Plz have fun and when it’s done,feel free to show meh (if u want !)

anonymous asked:

I don't want this to come off too weird, but I need some advice. I'm with this girl and she said that she really enjoys talking during sex and she says it's really hot when I talk while I'm eating her out, but I don't know what exactly to say? Like do you have any advice on what to say? Like I said I don't want this to be super weird or awkward but I just need some advice as to what I could say while I'm going down on her.

Don’t say anything because it’s rude to talk with your mouth full

anonymous asked:

You're perfect. I wish I was more like you

i’m definitely not perfect (see below post), i keep a lot of my negative private life off of tumblr (my anxiety that is eating me up whole basically). i try to be a positive and happy person because that’s who i want to be again in real life. i’m not being fake i’m just being the person i am when i’m in a good mindset (which i’m not always in). no one is perfect and that’s okay :-) 

if you’re just referring to cc i make or something that can all be learnt and i did not just click my fingers and make some cc.. practice makes perfect!! 

anonymous asked:

Taf when your boyfriend points out a huge full row of your fav apples, honeycrisp and you start happy flapping & hopping in place while smiling & giggling. Plus he smiles and hugs you a bit then goes off to find other foods that you only eat like Cara Cara oranges. (I really love honeycrisp apples, I only eat that kind of apples and Cara Cara oranges. Those oranges only in stock from Jan to Mar.) ♉♊(Taurus-Gemini)

theheartofapatriot  asked:

What healthy lunches did you pack when money is tight? I am in a similar position and honestly i find eating healthy kinda hard

im sorry to hear that, i hope your situation improves quickly! My favorite was and still is tuna. I looovveee tuna. But I liked making big batches of beans and rice since both are plentiful and inexpensive staples. Also meatless spaghetti. That’s the key - get staples and get creative with them.

My saving grace was the cook book Good and Ceap: Eating Well on $4 per Day. If I remember correctly it was a project done by a college student and they posted it online free to the public. You can get it here (pdf warning)

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://cookbooks.leannebrown.com/good-and-cheap.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwialoDl1qzSAhUDQSYKHbEdDPMQFggoMAE&usg=AFQjCNFoTdqGfWCYPu-gAlDCUczQxWtfJQ&sig2=1nemIlZ4KOnvBSirVJxuBg

ASTRO’s reaction to you fainting on stage

Thanks for requesting and for the feedback too~ ^^ I hope this is to your liking, please tell me what you think about this! 


How I imagined this situation while writing: 

  • you are dating
  • this happens during a rehearsal where there are no fans around, for example an award show performance rehearsal
  • he’s backstage/next to the stage watching your performance
  • your group’s members know you two are dating

MJ

Originally posted by grandpamj

*please ignore the others in this gif*

  • Really surprised when you faint, comes to you straight away, carries you when asked if he could carry you to your group’s waiting room, really worried, decides to stay outside of the room until you have woken up, when you wake up he asks you if you have been eating properly, keeps asking if he could bring you anything, tells you that you should tell him if you are feeling unwell before going on stage
  • “I really hope this is the last time something like this happens to you”


JinJin

Originally posted by a-little-too-obsessed

  • Actually sees you aren’t feeling well even before you faint so it’s no surprise he was the first one to run up to you when you fell, helps by carrying you to your group’s waiting room, stays until you wake up and is the one to explain to you what happened, bombards you with questions
  • “Have you been eating properly?” “How many hours did you sleep last night?” “Have you been feeling unwell lately?” “Can I get you something?” *please tell me I want to take care of you ;-;*


Eunwoo

Originally posted by moonha

  • Immediately runs to the stage, faster than anyone else, carries you to the waiting room when asked, stays with you until you wake up, lets your members tell you what happened and only talks to you after they have left, extremely worried and surprised
  • “Please tell me when you are feeling unwell before going on stage _____” 


Moonbin

Originally posted by papajinjin

  • Kind of freezes when he sees you fall but eventually comes up to you and helps by carrying you to your group’s waiting room, quietly waits outside until your members tell him you’re awake, asks you if you’ve been eating/resting well enough and brings you something to drink and eat
  • “That really scared me” *T-T*


Rocky

Originally posted by astrobinn

  • Immediately runs to the stage and when asked if he could help, he carries you to your group’s waiting room, stays with you the whole time until you wake up, is kind of quiet and very gentle, just really, really worried about you
  • “Please take better care of yourself _____” *holds your hand gently*


Sanha

Originally posted by eunoow

  • Kind of panics when you faint, doesn’t know what to do but in the end runs to you and helps by carrying you to your group’s waiting room, waits outside until you wake up, tries to make you feel better by doing aegyo, for example peeking into the room cutely before coming in
  • *in aegyo voice* “Please don’t scare me like that again” *pouts*

it was a pain in the ass to find a gif of sanha being serious so i had to go with that door gif, i hope y’all don’t mind

anonymous asked:

Earlier today my cat was sitting on my chest and I was casually eating when he looks up at me and I was like omg aw are we gonna have a moment and he leaned forward toward me and I thought he was gonna kiss me but he took my goddamn Pringle out of my hand?? I was heartbroken? And betrayed and? I was just looking at him while he was munching away? The betrayal I felt... ;(

Are you trying to tell me your cat is eating potato chips? Are you trying to tell me Elizabeth the 3rd could be into Honey Buddha Chips?!?!?!?!? Don’t give 707 ideas like that.

Kiss your kitty anyway and give your kitty a kiss from me too!!!

Sick!Robbie headcanon time
  • He’s terrible at keeping his germs to himself, and not even on purpose (uh, usually?)
  • Constantly forgetting to cover his coughs and sneezes. The kids and Sportacus always have to remind him and he’s all “I do what I want” but he actually does end up making an effort to cover so no one gets sick because he doesn’t want anyone feeling as miserable as he does
  • Has pretty specific foods he likes to eat when he’s not feeling well, and he’ll eat nothing else.
  • Sometimes it takes him a while to realize when he’s actually caught something because he’s so used to just…things being wrong with his body
  • Can (and will) fall asleep anywhere and at any time bcuz he’s so exhausted. (staying asleep is a whole other matter)
  • Prone to being really achy and uncomfortable with even the smallest fever
  • Is sick like, way too often. One sneeze and he’s all ugh not again
  • Isolates himself like crazy cuz he’s not in the mood for anyone’s nonsense and he just wants to sleep all day
  • until he has to leave his lair because he’s out of soup and tissues. Sportacus or someone probably sees him and makes him go back to bed while they run to the store for him
  • His cow blankie is his best friend and he can’t be without it when he’s sick
  • Gets super congested and is probably prone to sinus headaches
  • Also prone to ear aches 
  • Stomach aches are usually bad enough to render him completely useless
  • He hates throwing up more than anything else being ill can do to him
  • Moody af 
  • Totally the type of guy to just wipe his nose on his blanket and call it good
  • Until his nose has had it and he’s suddenly really desperate for lotion-y tissues
  • His nose is really mean to him and is a total sneeze tease
  • He’s such a loud, obnoxious noseblower omg
  • Reaches a point where he’s too lazy (heh) to deal with his nose and just shoves a couple tissues up there
  • I am so sorry

myshitpostingaccount  asked:

Will you be bringing back anon questions? If so when?

I am not sure, I will know when the time is right, I feel like if I get more questions about my recipes other that weight loss, binging control, how many calories to eat, etc. I will bring it back, I actually haven’t gotten that many, I could bring back anon soon

anonymous asked:

What do you consider a binge?

Binging is eating large amounts of food in little time. Id say i consider a binge if its over 1500 calories, but tbh there are fast foods and shakes that are as much if not more, so i rather say its about the amount of food eaten, when you eat to the point of complete discomfort (like you literally cant move) then a minute later you continue that is binging. Okay so i wasnt really sure what is actually considered binging (what i think can never be 100% so its better to sesearch everything) so there are the most common sympthoms: “Eating much faster than normal during a binge perhaps in a short space of time.
Eating until feeling uncomfortably full.
Eating a large amount when not hungry.
Subjective loss of control over how much or what is eaten.
Binges may be planned in advance, involving the purchase of special binge foods, and the allocation of specific time for binging, sometimes at night
Eating alone or secretly due to embarrassment over the amount of food consumed
There may be a dazed mental state during the binge
Not being able to remember what was eaten after the binge
Feelings of guilt, shame or disgust following a food binge”