but-i-lied

Lance: no, all you gotta do is go up to the guy and tell him you like him

Keith: okay, so like this: i like you.

Lance: exactly! now just go tell him!

Keith: i like you

Lance: yeah, just like that, now go tell him

Keith: i just did

Lance: but it’s just me here

Keith:

remember when ten year old edward elric bit his brother, ate two ants then had an existential crisis all within the same minute