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who allowed him to be so adorable??

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[the 1975-a change of heart playing]

Ransom and Holster worry that the whole Jack and Bitty dating thing might be a one-sided thing originally. They’re happy for the two of them when they reveal it over group chat but, after all, all they know about about Jack’s dating/hook-up history is just that he seems emotionally unattached, and although Jack’s their bro, they’re both a little concerned for Bitty.

Their fears are extinguished when Jack comes over to visit Bitty and he basically hovers around Bitty and looks after him like he’s one second away from asking for a kiss. He’s always helping in the kitchen and handing jars from high cabinets to Bitty with such a practiced motion that the tiny Haus kitchen doesn’t seem to bother him at all.  But it’s really only during Bitty’s nighttime pie-making sessions that Ransom and Holster let go of their worries once and for all, when Bitty starts talking about how one of the Falconers had an awful playoffs beard mishap when they were trying to shave it off: “It looked like a worm on his face, I swear–”

And their serious once-Captain, now-NHL Jack Zimmermann–a so-called ‘hockey robot’–just picks up a piece of the dough and puts it above his lips, and says, “Playoffs ‘stache. Kiss me.” Bitty erupts in peals of laughter as Jack tries to smooch his neck, crying out, “Jack, that is unsanitary” which Jack responds with an “Aww, Bits. But I love you.”

Ransom shrieks and he has to take several deep breathes to regain his composure. Holster is hoisting himself on the counter, caught between wanting to chirp them about how embarrassingly adorable they are and yelling “FOINNNE,” but he ends up sticking a dough ‘stache to his own face and attempting to kiss both Bitty and Jack. Lardo gets it on video and sends it to the group chat. Shitty cries and texts back “YOU CAN KISS ME JACK ZIMMERMANN!!! :( :( :(”

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“Oh god I can’t laugh it’ll ruin the mood and probably blowout the mic but daMMIT hELP MEEE”

World’s 2nd Quietest Let’s Play

OH GoD, SCHOOL IS KICKING MY ASS TO MARS AND BACk ^_T!;;; But anyways, I dusted my watercolors off and drew a thing ^q^;/ SYAORANN!! !!

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“Let’s first wish a merry Christmas to brothers Russians and give support to Putin. Putin, bro, count on us. Bora, announce us to Putin!”

“Greetings to all the orthodox world, Putin brother you have our support, happy Badnji Dan to you and, God give, tomorrow’s Christmas. Count on us, brothers Serbs. Boki, play ‘It’s Christmas’!”

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