Conspiracy Theorist Obi-Wan Kenobi

I’m not sorry for this. Please reference this amazingly constructed theory for the inspiration for this nonsense.

Quick note: HVNet = HoloVid Network, the Star Wars YouTube equivalent

His hindsight, Obi-Wan thinks, was not twenty-twenty in this instance, and he wishes he had thought ahead to the possible consequences of what seemed like an inconsequential action at the time. Mostly, he would do better in the future to remember how information, true or not, tends to spread like wildfire across the HoloNet.

Even Jedi Masters get bored.

At least, that is the excuse Obi-Wan will use if ever asked why he frequents the conspiracy theory forums that are scattered around the HoloNet.

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Secret CIA assessment says Russia was trying to help Trump win White House
The U.S. has identified individuals and groups who passed Democratic Party material to WikiLeaks.
By https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=729171040

The CIA has concluded in a secret assessment that Russia intervened in the 2016 election to help Donald Trump win the presidency, rather than just to undermine confidence in the U.S. electoral system, according to officials briefed on the matter.

Intelligence agencies have identified individuals with connections to the Russian government who provided WikiLeaks with thousands of hacked emails from the Democratic National Committee and others, including Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman, according to U.S. officials. Those officials described the individuals as actors known to the intelligence community and part of a wider Russian operation to boost Trump and hurt Clinton’s chances.

“It is the assessment of the intelligence community that Russia’s goal here was to favor one candidate over the other, to help Trump get elected,” said a senior U.S. official briefed on an intelligence presentation made to U.S. senators. “That’s the consensus view.”

HERE’S A SHIPPING CALL Hit that like button if you want to do the ship thing& feel free to reply with or IM me the muse name or tbh if it’s just I want to ship (all the) things in general like this post & we’ll figure things out ft. screaming I’m sure.

Please do the thing because there’s a 99% chance I’m down tbh & am just too shy to approach you? Even if we’ve never interacted, look, this can change that! So hey if you’re reading this thinking “Eh I want to but –” no buts. *Shia Labeouf voice* Just do it.

Reminder I also have permanent starter calls as well that you can like at any time.

There’s this new person I’ve met, she’s in the same department as I am and she’s really fucking nice, we got a lot of things in common (a-freaking-lot), like we both got really complicated personal lives and healths and we “kinda know” how to respond to what the other is sharing. We apparently read the same books as kids, the same comics, the same movies, we are both passionnate about Baudelaire and just recitated “The Ghost” in the middle of the campus, under the snow, almost yelling -while still aknowledging that he was a fucking misogynistic bastard-. 

We do not take bullshit from comrades and she’s genuinely worried when I don’t show up in class???? 


i won’t b here until the evening bc of School Shit™ but mutuals can like this for a starter at some point! will range from one-liners to paras, depending… on what i can come up w/…

Literally the only thing I’ll say on the Berseria drama rn. I support Bamco with the changes and stuff they’ve made to that one. slight. scene. in Berseria. Why did they do it? Primarily because of ratings.

With the original Japanese scene, it would have meant that that idk over here in the UK, it would have been rated as a PEGI 18 (so only 18+ persons can buy it). By that Bamco would have been cutting out their target audience for Berseria because I’d give the Tales series a typical 16-25 audience target (I did Media Studies at A-Level and I had to learn about ratings for one of my assignments here at uni for my Creative Writing degree - but of course, there are fans that fall outside of this target and I love them all). Apparently it would have been the same or at least similar for the NA market. Because rather than just ‘violence’, it’s seen as ‘fantasy violence’ which is like a step down.

The Japanese version may have been better. Apparently there’s a call that the censored version isn’t ‘dark enough’ (which makes me worry because child sacrifice is surely dark enough, right?). If you want that, just ignore that one scene in the same and watch that scene on YouTube. Buy the JP version. Idk. That’s fine??

But we get fast, high-quality localisations in less than a year  with amazing graphics and honestly I’m just grateful to that tbh. 

  • friend: hey, how's your exam today?
  • me: victor and yuuri are engaged now my exam doesn't matter
  • friend: but don't you have to pass-
  • me: victor and yuuri ran to each other because they miss each other so much they can't stop and that's the whole point of my life
  • friend: but you need to graduate-
  • me: yurio smiled like an angel he's a cinnamon roll and i need to protect him that's what i live for
  • friend: but-
  • me: yuuri skated thinking of victor and crispino skated thinking of sala and they manage to do great if that's not love what is
  • friend:
  • me: makkachin is ok and i don't need anything anymore
  • friend:
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me: also, yeah, i got 6 at math. a 6 got a round circle. round and golden, perhaps. you know what else round and golden?
  • friend: i don-
  • me: victuuri engagement ring

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