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Ahh scary! It’s my face

I was tagged by the pretty harukulele for a 6 selca bias tag thingy~

(did I do this right??)

I have too many biases so I chose three instead of one bias ;;

Umm, I don’t really know who to tag soooo: woozisflowercrown holyvernon soonyngie chickencoups hongjiswoon seokminsbf hoshis-got-me

I’m pretty sure some of you have done this already…forgive me.

marthamarcymaymarlenemckinnon replied to your post:tonight, because i am a Real Adult™ whose dad is…

can you please share your insights re: the cultural importance of the sharknado movies

OKAY LOOK the sharknado movies are objectively bad. like. they are terrible movies. no one is saying they are not terrible movies.

but i remember when the first sharknado movie happened, and it was sort of magical??? i mean, as a b-movie connoisseur and someone who roots for tara reid as a result of josie and the pussycats, i was already planning to watch that dumb movie??? but like. twitter.

like, i have never felt as much of a part of a community as i did when sharknado was happening. being on twitter during sharknado was like…i cannot even explain it, but it was amazing.

anyway, the cultural importance of the sharknado movies, FOR ME PERSONALLY, comes down to the same reason i liked magic mike xxl and cinderella, WHICH IS TO SAY: sincerity. it’s not trying to be something it’s not. it’s not trying to pull any tricks on you. it is exactly what it claims to be, and i appreciate that in my media, especially in a world where convoluted plotlines that are trying to trick the audience have become??? the norm???

like, i went into sharknado wanting to see a guy chainsaw a shark, and, guess what, i saw that! and it was awesome! the sharknado movies are objectively bad and i love them anyway.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT KAPLAN?!?!

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH INTERROBANGS IN THE WORLD.

I go to print a practice conlaw essay (let’s not even get me fucking started on how fucking bullshit it is that they don’t pre-print this shit for us, for all the fucking money we pay them) and the sample outline & sample answer are for an agency/partnership essay, with no sample outline & sample answer for the conlaw problem I’m looking at anywhere in fucking sight.

ALSO, YOUR WEB INTERFACE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD, KAPLAN.

Originally posted by rehfrigerante

  • Me:*sees pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch looking dapper*
  • Me:👍 good job my son 👏
  • Me:*sees pictures of Martin Freeman looking dapper*
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Why Did I Do That
A novel by me about going onto someone’s blog after I basically cut them off and now I feel really guilty because they’re talking about losing friends and I feel so bad and ??? But we never even talked idk they considered me a friend but we never talked and everything was a lie and I want to stop existing
I have horrible anxiety and I want to stop existing :^)
I really wish they were right when they said we were friends, but we couldn’t be. Because I was lying for my own emotional safety and ://// fuck

I’m so stressed out

ellis @ jude: i woulD NEVER inTENTIONALLY PROVOKE yOU

also ellis @ jude: i just i reaLLY??? FuCKin hAte you???? like???? what do you even do???? stand around looking pretty???? do??? You eEVN hAVE a JOB? fraNKIE I HAVE THE bEST IDEA LEt’S bRING douCHEMAGNET RIGht HERE on a SuppLY RUN. What CoulD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

Duuuuude~

This one time I was walking with a friend in school, right? And like we were arguing in english about some type of brand being better than the other.

And these two ladies round the corner also speaking English and I accidentally bumped against one of them, mind you they are both white. And like the minute she saw my skin color she tried apologizing in spanish and I was like “dude its cool, my bad I wasn’t looking where I was going bruh,” and she just stares at me before rushing off with her friend.