Yahoo! Answers: U2 Edition
So I am sure you are all familiar with the wonder that is Yahoo Answers, a magical Q&A forum set in an alternate universe where Google does not exist and everyone is either blackout drunk or under the age of 7. It’s unclear whether the people who frequent Yahoo Answers are trolling or are actually that fucking stupid, but one thing is for sure: this is a site with nonstop lolz.
I have selected, for your amusement, some of the most hilarious inquiries regarding our beloved band from the north side of Dublin.
I…can you repeat the question please? I feel like I’m missing something here.
I’ll let Adam handle this one.
Well that was unexpected. Who, who could possibly ask such a bizarre, seemingly out of nowhere question? Who could possibly…who….who…
FYI, Mr. The Edge, the answer is apparently “Do not spray your U2 with anything but water.”
…I’m not gonna even touch that one.
1. Thank you for specifying, like many of us when I hear “U2″ I immediately think of the pancake (???????) before I remember that there’s also a band that goes by the name of U2.
2. Nonetheless you might have been able to avoid this potential confusion by choosing a more music-related category than “Food & Drink > Cooking & Recipes” … but hey whatever works for you!!
3. Old man?? This was asked 6 years ago, so I’m gonna assume it was…
…this guy? the guy literally swinging like a child while wearing a JACKET MADE OF LASERS??
Yeah, that’s some serious old man behavior right there. whoever let this old guy sing for the rock band (not the pancake) U2, who are clearly all wayyyyy younger than that seriously old singer guy, was probably old also!!! silly old people.
(it’s Viva La Vida by Coldplay.)
Something about this question seems a little…off. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong…
And finally, my children, I will leave you with this. I have saved the best for last. Prepare yourselves.
i can’t breathe
everything about this is amazing i want to print it out and frame it thank you internet this is a masterpiece truly
Read the responses for additional lolz (i like how they range from the overly optimistic “You mean the band U2? Well, they’re Irish. Get them sufficiently besotted, and anything can happen!” to the rather harsh but more realistic “probably none because the band is famous and youre not”)