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☆ 🎃 H A L L O W E E N  H E A D C A N O N S🎃☆

  • Star has no idea what is going on, but all she knows is that there’s a swarm of small witches outside of the house and they’re wearing backpacks????
  • Marco wakes up to find Star wicken-proofing the house. There is salt and crystals everywhere. The dogs are wearing garlic necklaces because Star also spotted a young vampire(though it could have been an old small vampire because it took its teeth out like dentures????)
  • Marco explains that Halloween is, in short, a day where you dress up as whatever you want and knock on peoples doors for free candy, and tries explaining its history. Star stops listening to him at “candy”.
  • Star and Marco do a little game for her first Halloween by deciding they will pick each other’s outfits, and will have to wear them for the entire day
  • Marco’s weeb ass chooses Sailor Moon for Star’s first Halloween costume! She’s thrilled because holy shit she looks a lot like Mewnian heroes usually do
  • Star makes Marco dress up as a cat. A fucking cat
  •  Marco finds a way around embarrassing himself too much and decides to wear his Luna onesie
  • Star signs up for decorating the Halloween dance, and no one mentions to her that decorations aren’t really supposed to be, you know, alive
  • there are several bat attacks inside the Echo Creek Academy gym, along with some zombies that are mainly students that have been turned by the zombie bouncer Star “hired”
  • Marco plays all the good spoopy shit at the dance, as he has always been Halloween MC since sixth grade, and shows Star how to dance to Thriller
  • Marco maps out an entire route of the best houses to hit in town
  • Star accidentally decimates three shrubs and knocks someone’s dad out while trick-or-treating because the guy decided to jump out and try and scare them
  • Star learns that she hates Tootsie Rolls and that people who give out fruit and pencils are usually either teachers or heartless
  • Star conjures up about two baskets of living pumpkin heads, and they come in handy as they scare the living shit out of whoever’s holding a bowl of candy whenever they speak
  • Star almost fights like, five kids over candy
  • Marco legit fights a kid over candy
  • Marco loses a fight to a kid over candy
  • Star and Marco go home after trick-or-treating to the death at midnight and begin their late night horror movie marathon
  • Star finds the original Carrie the scariest, because holy fuck is that really what Earth’s version of Mewberty is?????????? You fucking bleed???????
  • Star thinks the Paranormal Activity series is an actual documentary collection
  • Marco has built an immunity to horror movies but there’s one that’s always terrified him since childhood: Child’s Play
  • That is coincidentally the movie that Star finds the most hilarious
  • Marco latches onto Star and buries his face into her shoulder as he freaks out when Chuckie appears, while Star just giggles and snorts
  • The two crash from their sugar high at four in the morning, and end up falling asleep cuddled together in their jammies, though Star refused to take out her buns and tiara and Marco’s costume was already pajamas lmao
Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.