• namjoon: what’s today’s dresscode? is it… (points to hoseok)

• hoseok: (starts dancing samba)

• hoseok: (glances at the guy passing by) this is so embarassing.

• jin: i’m embarassed.

• namjoon: how am i supposed to react to this?

• jin: am i normally like that too?

• namjoon: normally? hyung, you’re much worse than that.

• jin: what nonsense are you saying…

• namjoon: you even act cute.

• jin: but i’m cute. bbu~ (acts cute)

• hoseok: is that the train’s sound?

• hoseok, namjoon: bbu~

• namjoon: he’s really cute.

Ear Biscuits: Uncut

So Ear Biscuits got released at midnight eastern time last night, and my trusty podcast app, Overcast (not a sponsor, but seriously, best podcast app ever), immediately downloaded it for me and gave me a notification for it as I got in bed. I caved and listened to the first few seconds just to see if it really was the episode or if it was I don’t know, a blank file? This is what I heard.

The episode that was released about 20 minutes AFTER this one does not start like this. I recorded all the way to the actual episode opener, though my version doesn’t have the intro music playing over it.

Sorry about the audio quality, I tried to reduce the noise as much as possible. What you’re listening to is a recording of my phone playing a recording, so there was only so much I could do. But it’s worth a listen just to hear an innuendo-laden exchange between Rhett and Link involving soft and hard sticks.

anonymous asked:

Did you seriously name an Asian character Samurai and a black character Nubia? Like, for real

Yes, for real.

Samurais don’t exist in the UtA universe, it’s a Japanese word for warrior. Problem?

And Nubia was the name of my late aunt, and I’m honouring her with this character. So stop being an asshole, anon.

Hey there!

If it’s the morning for you: Good morning! I hope your day is lovely. I hope your food tastes great, that the weather is nice and that you feel good today. You lovely person.

If it’s the afternoon: Good afternoon! How’s your day so far? Hope its going well! If not, chin up, there’s still time for things to turn around! Remember to breathe and take your time, alright? You’re doing great.

If it’s the night: Goodnight! Hope your day went well. If you have stuff to do, remember not to overwork yourself. You’re important and deserve to feel good. I hope you sleep well and that you have lovely dreams.

Spreading positivity ♡

All the ingredients of a lovely Daily Mail pointless letter: not much happening, rambling storytelling, a bit of Margaret Thatcher and a dash of pidgin English when them foreigns are talking. Classic.