but-damn

It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is often regarded to be. It’s a neurotic self-defense behavior that develops to protect a person’s sense of self-worth. 

You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything.
—  IDK WHERE THIS IS FROM I FOUND IT IN MY NOTES BUT OMG
Nintendask Dog AU?

OKAYFINE
HERE Have the dog AU! Find your Mus, I did my best to make it alphabetical! And if you aren’t in the list drop me an ask and I’ll give you a dog yo! 

Adam- Bloodhound
Bailey- Alano Espanol
Bebe- Great Dane
Belle- Doberman Pitcher
Birdetta- Shih Tzu
Bleck- Kerry Blue Terrier
Blooper(s)- Puli
Booatrice- Pomapoo
Boom- Dogue de Bordeaux
Booniebelle- Japanese Terrier
Bouldergeist- Weimaraner
Bowser- Rottweiler
CC- Caucasian Ovcharka
Charlie- Manchester Terrier
Chi- Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
Chompy- Dunker
Coracle- Rajapalayam Dog
Cortez- Xoloitzcuintli
Cujo- Bullmastiff
Daisy- PitBull Terrier
Faris- Saint Bernard
Fawful- Dachshund
Frost Piranha- Greenland Dog
Foof- Pug
Gisella- Poodle
Goombella- Airedale Terrier
Goombert- Irish Terrier
Goombrianna- Norwich Terrier
Haru- Basenji
Iggy- Whippet
Jared- Czechoslovakian Wolfdog
KeyPhantom- Redbone Coonhound
KingBoo- Chow Chow
Kingsley- Giant Schnauzer
Lakitu(s)- Russian Toy
Lemmy- Italian Greyhound
Larry- Labradoodle
Ludwig- Shetland Sheepdog
Luigi- Italian Pointer
Mario- English Bulldog
Mason- Shiloh Shepherd dog
Midbus- Spanish Mastiff
Morton- Catahoula Leopard Dog
Peach- Golden Retriever
Peasly- Icelandic Sheepdog
Plessie- Irish Water Spaniel
Pom- Boxer
Possion- French Brittany
Reine- Akita
Rosalina- Silken Windhound
Roy- Cane Corso
Shyla- Afghan Hound
Steve- Swedish Vallhund
Spike- Brussels Griffon
Spooky- Bedlington Terrier
Timpani- Goldendoodle
Venus- Belgian Shepherd Malinois
Vivian- Boston Terrier
Waluigi- Azawakh
Wario- Neapolitan Mastiff
Wally- Bearded Collie
Wendy- Pomeranian
William- Bull Terrier
Yoshi- Rhodesian Ridgeback

I used to laugh at flute+picc/oboe+english horn/etc. players for having to carry around multiple instruments but now I have to lug around two trumpets, a cornet, a flugelhorn and a fucking pocket trumpet all to one place at the same time and that’s really hard with only two arms??? fuck this