I’ve done the math and if we assume that Bill is at least 1 trillion years old (source: “For one trillion years I’ve been trapped in my own decaying dimension!” “I know he’s older than our galaxy and far more twisted”) then he set out to conquer and was ultimately defeated by a species that, bare minimum, has existed for his equivalent of 7 minutes.

Humans have only been around for about 200,000 years. Multiply that by 100 to get 200,000,000, divide 200,000,000 by 1 trillion and you get .00002% and (because we don’t know Bill’s exact age and only have the 1 trillion year estimate, which we know underestimates his age) we have the maximum percentage the existence of humans has coincided with Bill’s life.

Humans have, at most, existed for two hundred thousandths of Bill’s lifespan.

So if we convert 1 trillion to the average human lifespan (71 years) and take .00002% of that we get about 7 and a half minutes.

So if you’re ever feeling down just remember that Bill decided to destroy an entire dimension of humans and seven minutes later he got fucking wrecked.

Originally posted by yourgreatunclestan


Im just gonna bring everyones attention back to this


September 27th is Joseph Joestar’s birthday!!

why not “celebrate” with some Birthday Spaghetti


★ Phan Vines ★

Viner: Dankun.Philu

hi i’m super tired but i’m also feeling super in love w my gf so here’s some scribbly johndaves even though i still haven’t started hs


why did I make this guys