y’all: we want diversity and strong female characters in our tv shows me and like 10 other people: hey watch crazy ex-girlfriend! the main character is a mentally ill jewish woman, she’s in love with a non-stereotypical filipino man, her best friends are all complex women (and two of them are woc), and her boss is a bisexual man. besides that, it’s a musical, and it’s really funny. it’s just the perfect show so please don’t let the title turn you away! y’all on this hellsite: let’s watch riverdale, because two girls making out just to look hot is great representation!
people might make fun of crazy rich asians for having cliche tropes “picking lover over family.”, “tradition or breaking the tradition”, etc but they don’t get that that’s a big deal of the asian community? like im not just talking about Singapore but all of asia. This is a very important topic to talk about and it’s part of almost every asian culture.
HOLY SHIT GUYS. I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING CRAZY, y'all do know that the next full moon will be in Cancer and will form a grand water trine with Mars in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces. ALL THREE WATER SIGNS IN THEIR DOMICILE ARE FINNA FORM A FUCKING GRAND WATER TRINE IN 2018. Bitch I’m shook, 2018 is gonna be that year.
tfw you’re the esteemed daughter of a high-class high profile congresswoman and your boyfriend is the sole heir of the most powerful and dangerous mob boss empire in the country and your relationship is hella forbidden but you’ve always been a bit rebellious and dammit if you don’t fall in love all over again every time he sends that earth-shattering grin your way
Things I've said to my middle school tech crew this week:
[featuring repeat comments in bold italics]
Who LOCKED the (set) door? Two characters got murdered because they couldn’t get back in the house. That’s not supposed to happen. They’re dead. Show’s over before intermission. This is supposed to be a comedy!
Stop leaving ladders in doorways, it’s not even a funny prank!
Please stop talking about hentai.
You made a nice Centaur but Searcy’s Poseidon is the best I’ve ever seen.
That is literally my favorite color. Now what is it called? […] That’s not a word. Let’s call it Real Nice Green.
I don’t have enough gummy bears to deal with this.
You know, in professional theatre, to keep the mic pack dry they put it in a condom ….uh small plastic bag thing. The end. Go do homework or something.
It’s actually good luck to put a small piece of gaff tape on your left shoe.
Worry about yourself, Samuel.
Put your phones down and listen up! This is about your dinner break and dismissal time. If anyone asks me a question about what I’m covering now, I will quit my job.
We covered what it means to wear running blacks. Neon green basketball shorts won’t cut it!
Yeah, we could do that… Or we could choose to not die.