but y'all crazy

Hamilton wouldn’t had been the man he became without Eliza. She made sure no one forgot about her husband all through her lifetime. Stop erasing her.

Evan probably wouldn’t had the motivation to progress so far into his life without Zoe. He wouldn’t have grown into the self he is in the finale without her. Stop Erasing her.

Nabulangi was the one who encouraged Cunningham to preach during Man up, progressing the plot greatly. Stop erasing her.

Fieryo sacrificed himself so Elphabea could get away, knowing he’d probably die in the process. Stop erasing him.

The newsies would’ve barely gotten anywhere if Katherine hadn’t approached them and written the article. She was the one who came up with the idea of publishing the newsies banner. Stop erasing her.

Christine was a big reason Jeremy got the squip, without her, the musical never would’ve taken place. Stop erasing her.

STOP ERASING IMPORTANT MUSICAL CHARACTERS JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT FIT INTO YOUR SHIPS!!!!!

BATFAM AS THINGS MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID

 Steph: dicks out? 

Cass: no 

Steph:tits out? 

Cass: …yes 

Harper: *car passes her* oh, you think you’re a bad ass?? 

Duke: chill out, it’s fi- 

Harper: DON’T THINK I WONT HUNT HIM DOWN, THIS ISN’T A GAME 

Jason, dancing towards a mall cop: take me away officer 

Tim: no, like, you gotta use the matterbaby

 Dick: what’s the matterbaby? 

Tim: *instant wheezing*

 —

Bruce: don’t say “ain’t”. It ain’t a word.

 —

Duke: I like to garden

 Damian: because that’s all a hoe is good for 

Duke: *points spade at Damian* that’s…fair 

Dick: instead of a swear jar, we will have a share jar. Whenever an argument breaks out, we’ll all write our side and put it in the jar, and then we’ll read them all to understand each other 

Jason: that’s fucking dumb 

Dick: WELL PUT THAT IN THE JAR 

Harper: *walks in* yo, sorry I’m late for dinner 

Damian: you don’t even live here 

 Cass, wearing a fake mustache: the economy is going down Susan 

Tim: I love this shirt

Duke: is that the shirt you borrowed from me two years ago? 

Tim: back off, you already had your chance to ask for it back

 —

 Cass: don’t listen to Steph, she watches sports anime 

Steph: *appears out of nowhere* WHO’S TALKIN SHIT??

Jason: I’m gonna go to space, find a black hole, and make it my BITCH 

Bruce: it’s way too late at night for this 

 —

 Alfred: have you ever washed a plate? One plate? Or a spoon?

 Steph: I don’t like the squeaky clean noise it makes 

Cass: what are you gonna do when you’re an adult? 

Steph: PAPER PLATES BITCH 

Barbara, in a roasting session: y'all look like the cast of sPY KIDS

y’all: we want diversity and strong female characters in our tv shows
me and like 10 other people: hey watch crazy ex-girlfriend! the main character is a mentally ill jewish woman, she’s in love with a non-stereotypical filipino man, her best friends are all complex women (and two of them are woc), and her boss is a bisexual man. besides that, it’s a musical, and it’s really funny. it’s just the perfect show so please don’t let the title turn you away!
y’all on this hellsite: let’s watch riverdale, because two girls making out just to look hot is great representation! 

people might make fun of crazy rich asians for having cliche tropes “picking lover over family.”, “tradition or breaking the tradition”, etc but they don’t get that that’s a big deal of the asian community? like im not just talking about Singapore but all of asia. This is a very important topic to talk about and it’s part of almost every asian culture. 

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messy little OotP meeting doodle
((cuz @asktheboywholived got striped pants and a long jacket))

tfw you’re the esteemed daughter of a high-class high profile congresswoman and your boyfriend is the sole heir of the most powerful and dangerous mob boss empire in the country and your relationship is hella forbidden but you’ve always been a bit rebellious and dammit if you don’t fall in love all over again every time he sends that earth-shattering grin your way

or that one pjo mob au that no one asked for 

great idea: shipping mileven AND byeler, even though they clash and only one can be endgame

another great idea: only shipping one, but respecting the other ship and the people who ship it

bad idea: bashing the other ship, calling it and it’s shippers toxic, sending hate to the people who ship it BECAUSE they ship it

Things I've said to my middle school tech crew this week:

[featuring repeat comments in bold italics]

Who LOCKED the (set) door?  Two characters got murdered because they couldn’t get back in the house.  That’s not supposed to happen.  They’re dead.  Show’s over before intermission.  This is supposed to be a comedy!

Stop leaving ladders in doorways, it’s not even a funny prank!

Please stop talking about hentai.

You made a nice Centaur but Searcy’s Poseidon is the best I’ve ever seen.

That is literally my favorite color.  Now what is it called?  […]  That’s not a word.  Let’s call it Real Nice Green.

I don’t have enough gummy bears to deal with this.

You know, in professional theatre, to keep the mic pack dry they put it in a condom ….uh small plastic bag thing.  The end.  Go do homework or something.

It’s actually good luck to put a small piece of gaff tape on your left shoe.

Worry about yourself, Samuel.

Put your phones down and listen up!  This is about your dinner break and dismissal time.  If anyone asks me a question about what I’m covering now, I will quit my job.

I quit.

We covered what it means to wear running blacks.  Neon green basketball shorts won’t cut it!

Yeah, we could do that… Or we could choose to not die.

I would betray you all for extra queso.

Searcy, you’re fired.