but they made my boy playable again

  • Sega: In Sonic Forces, you can play as both Modern and Classic Sonic!
  • Me: Ah so it's Generations 2? Not surprising, that game did sell very well.
  • Sega: You can also play as a custom character, bringing you into Sonic's world!
  • Me: Ooo, that'll elevate replay value.
  • Sega: Also, free Shadow dlc.
  • Me: ... I'll pay $10,000 for it.