but inside she's a softy i think

whoops, my hand slipped and here is a much more fic-like set of bullet points that i don’t have to heart to actually turn into a fic. part of a trilogy it seems.

one | two | three (THIS ONE!) | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine

  • something to know about michelle: she’s very good at keeping secrets
  • once, when she was eight years old, her older brother broke the brand new watch his parents had gotten him for christmas. he begged her not to tell anyone, most especially their parents or her four year old sister who would undoubtedly tattle to their parents. she never spoke a word of it to anyone and helped him fix it as best they could so that her parents never found out.
  • then, when she was eleven, she had the biggest crush on this one girl in her class, layla. and one day, one of her best friends alex told her that he had a crush on layla. so she never spoke a word of her crush, nor of alex’s, to anyone. that is, until one day alex and layla walked around the playground at lunch time holding hands and told everyone they were now dating.
  • and then after she moved to new york, spent the year trying to find a place for herself, and then finally found and joined academic decathlon, she met peter parker and liz allan. and she knew immediately that peter parker liked liz. he always stared at her during practice and smiled at her whenever she glanced at him. she heard him talking about her at lunch. everyone knew that peter had a crush on liz. but one day after practice, she was in the bathroom stall when liz and her friend betty walked into the restoom, chatting.
  • “oh my goodness I can’t believe you have a crush on that freshman.” betty scoffed. “really liz, like half the junior class is in love with you and you’ve got heart eyes for the scrawny kid from, what is it, queens?”
  • “he’s really sweet!” liz laughed. “I think he’s really cute. he’s always nice to me. can’t I like someone who also likes me? is that really a crime?”
  • “of course not.” betty sighed. “I’m just saying. he’s a freshman, you’re a junior. in two years, you’ll be going to college and he will still be here. do you really want that?”
  • “I don’t know.” liz replied, pausing for a while before michelle heard the sink start to run water. “peter is really sweet and smart. i’d like to see what could happen.”
  • “fine, fine.” betty laughs. “but don’t wait for that boy to ask you out because he seems shocked every time you even look his way.” they both laugh and with that, walk out of the bathroom.
  • michelle never spoke of that incident to anyone either. so, she’s good at keeping quiet when she needs to be. which is why she never tells peter that she knows. knows that he spends his time stopping bank robberies, muggings, and helping old ladies cross the street. knows that he saved her friends in washington dc. knows that he’s the reason liz’s dad went to prison and she had to move to oregon. she doesn’t tell anyone this. not even peter.

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anonymous asked:




ok these two are gonna be canon after op ends,also they are already practically a married couple

they are wearing MATCHING SHIRTS

always sitting close to each other taking care of their many children

they are the mom and dad of the strawhats,even Oda has confirmed it.

Franky has always showed his interest in Robin,since he first met her.Also he fought for her life and tried to make her understand that she is important without even knowing her

also remember how he lost his shit when he saw her wings back in thriller bark (i believe) he was totally amazed

And Robin hasn’t actually been that shy around him too…

I think Franky was really attracted to how bold Robin is,a mysterious woman who isn’t afraid to fight you is what this kind hearted pervert totally needs.Plus he is such a softie inside,I think a woman like Robin who is very kind but also strong is perfect for a balanced relationship.

I think their dynamic works great and they are the perfect duo.Their personalities complete each other and match so well.(Robin is the strict parent but would also pamper you,read you stories and give you life advice,Franky is the super dad who always plays with the kids and does cool stuff for them and would kick your ass if you ever hurt them)I really hope they become canon in the future,Oda has already been giving enough hints that it will happen..LOOK AT THEM.HOW CAN THEY NOT HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN THEM.FFS.BE CANON FROBIN.PLEASE.

blackwolf6249  asked:

Hey! Can I see the reactions of rid2015 team bee finding out their human (or bot) s/o is pregnant? What about when they go into labour? Thanks!

(Sorry if the formatting is dumb, I’m on mobile)


• Wait… you’re pregnant? As in you’re gonna have a baby pregnant?
• omg he’s so excited
• He wraps you up in the biggest bear hug, laughing and smiling and peppering your face with kisses
• Then he quickly puts you down
• Wouldn’t want to squish the baby! Parenting 101
• When you go into labour, he freaks out.
• “Do you need something?! Are you comfortable?! Do you need water? Are you thirsty?!”
• He sits by you and makes sure you know it’s gonna be okay, but he feels completely useless


• He doesn’t know what pregnant means
• When you explain, his face slowly lights up
• He squeals and jumps up and down like a little girl, and embraces you in a bone-crushing hug, blabbering about excited he is, how he’s always wanted to a baby, how you’re gonna be the best parents -
• You have to gently ask him not to squeeze you to death.
• When you go into labour, he’s by your side, hugging you, telling you what’s happening so you don’t panic.
• He’s more worried about you being in pain then anything else.
• He lets you constrict his hand when you get contractions. It doesn’t hurt him one bit.


• Excuse me?
• Pregnant?
• What?
• You have to repeat yourself. She looks close to fainting.
• She smiles though, hugs you tight, kisses you. She isn’t quite sure how to react - no amount of training could have prepared her for this - but inside, she’s really happy.
• When you go into labour, Mama Bear Mode™ kicks in.
• “Everyone back off, they’re having a baby!”
• She holds your hand and takes you through a bunch of breathing exercises.
• She could deliver the baby on her own if she had to. She’s researched.


• When you tell him, he looks at you, smiles, and faints.
• He hugs you and kinda tearily whispers “we’re gonna have a baby.”
• He starts crying. He thinks he’s tough, the big old softy.
• When you go into labour, he full on panics.
• “What do I do? Tell me what to do! Oh my gosh!”
• He tries to make jokes, to help you through the pain.
• It doesn’t work.


• A maybe - rabies - baby??!!
• He throws his arms up and wheels around in circles, then throws himself onto you. He’s so happy.
• Wait: he has to prepare!
• He predicts when you’ll go into labour, so he isn’t at all surprised.
• He was sure he knew what to do, but now it’s actually happening? Everything goes out the window
• “The baby’s coming! The baby’s coming! Nobody panic!”
• Cue panicking

Johnny, Kick a Hole in the Sky 3/7

“Oh gods then on Tuesday I promised Mama I’d run some errands for her so Jack said he’d love to come along. Day 2 was supposed to be the best! Small introductions the book said, there’s nothing I love more than a day about me.”

 “Of course being my awesome self I could have sworn I had the cookies for Carl when I left the house!”

Day 2 – Small Introductions


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anonymous asked:

Hello! So I just noticed Tony Stark wears a Mr Softee t-shirt in his Civil War (barf)flashback... I deduce 2 things: the directors are hammering in he's a sentimental kid, and also, he loves ice cream too much. IW2 should end with him eating ice cream. What do you think?

Yep! I agree. 

For everyone, here’s a screencap:

I think this is definitely a nod to the fact that Tony is a “softie” on the inside (lol Tony fans have known this since Iron Man with his whole “i’m not nostalgic gosh pep” and then he lovingly smiles over the gift she gives him, keeps around robots he made when he was a kid, mmhmm surejan.gif you’re not nostalgic, tony) 

Add the fact that the entire Civil War film hinges on the state of Tony’s heart as it comes under fire? This little nod was telling us something early on. 

As you mentioned, this could also be hinting to Tony’s sweet-tooth since ice cream was brought up in Avengers: Infinity War too lmao (tony, you know you didn’t just eat that ice cream cuz it had your name on it – and you know tony’s ass ate hunka-hulka burning fudge too) 

Avengers 4 shouldn’t just end with Tony eating ice cream, but Tony making his own ice cream. 🍦

Trust (Bucky x Reader)

Requested: can i request a bucky x reader? and the reader is the only person (besides steve) that he really lets his guard down to? and chuck a couple of embraces and forehead kisses in there too

The Avengers Tower loomed over Manhattan, it’s colossal structure visible from miles away. Dark clouds threatened to rain as night fell over the city. Inside the tower, you sat on a cream leather sofa, blankly staring at the TV. Around you sat Bucky, Steve, Nat and Wanda, all of whom were not paying attention to the TV either. It had been a busy week full of endless missions and training, so now you were all finally getting some down time. You felt it had been extra hard on you as you had Bucky to deal with too, (not that you minded though). Bucky hadn’t completely settled into his new home and he’d often get agitated at the smallest things. For example, one morning Bruce had asked Buck if he’d like some toast, this made something in Bucky snap and aggravated him. It’s like Bucky is constantly wary of everyone, ready to defend himself if they were to attack. However, Bucky isn’t wary of you. You cracked his shell and opened up a side of Bucky not everyone gets to see. And over time he had fallen in love with you, he finally felt like he had someone who understood him and won’t judge him. He had Steve too but you were there for him emotionally. You were his shoulder to cry on, late night cuddles and the only thing that could properly calm him down. You also got him interested in things, found numerous hobbies for him to keep his mind distracted from his awful memories. Bucky often enjoyed playing board games or binge watching a comedy show with you, it made him feel secure and human.

Nat yawned and stretched out her arms and legs, her body slowly slipping off the edge of the leather armchair. Nat’s movements jolted Bucky and you saw him tense out the corner of your eye. “I’m going to bed.” Nat said, standing up. “I think I deserve a good night’s sleep.” She added. Bucky watched her cross the room and exit through the door. You sensed he was feeling nervous so you slid yourself closer to him, snaking your arm around his. He relaxed a little at your touch, his face dropping to a content expression. You laid your head against Bucky’s shoulder and he sighed a pleasant sigh. Warmth radiated from under your touch. Bucky was like a teddy bear, always perfect for cuddling.

Wanda suddenly sat up straight in the armchair to your right. Bucky gave her a wild stare and his body became rigid underneath you. You looked at Wanda, she was hesitating, like she wanted to say something. “I think I’ll go too.” She said softy, slowly raising from her chair. Her fingers nibbled at each other and she cast Bucky a sorrowful look. “I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.” She had clearly read his mind and saw that he wasn’t entirely at peace while she was there. 

“It’s okay Buck.” Said Steve, looking at his friend after Wanda had left. “They’re your friends, they’re not going to hurt you.”

You placed your hand on Bucky’s cheek and gently turned his head to face you. His eyes met yours and his insides melted. “He’s right.” You spoke in a calming tone. “You’re protected here, no one will hurt you.” Bucky leaned forward so your foreheads touched. He smiled a shy smile, your words soothing him. 

“I’m just so afraid.” He whispered, a frown suddenly forming on his face. “I feel like I can’t trust anyone anymore.” You hushed him and pulled him closer to you, his head resting in the crook of your neck. He breathed heavily and wrapped his arms around your body. You ran your hands up and down his muscular back, which you knew relaxed him. 

“You’re surrounded by people who will keep you safe. The only dangers you have are the ones in your mind and we’ll get rid of them together.” Your reassuring whispers made Bucky look up at you. You laced your fingers through his hair and smiled at him. “I promise you no one will hurt you ever again.”

“Really?” His voice was barely a whisper as if he was too afraid to ask. 

“Of course.” You half laughed and placed your lips on his forehead. 

“I trust you.” Bucky sighed as your warm lips lingered on his skin. 

Protect my vision of Temari pls&thanks

Hello, honest opinion here.

I don’t like it when fanfics portray Temari as a hot-headed tsundere who’s just on Shikamaru’s ass all the time. 

(I admit, it’s funny, but not if it’s not in the right context. This could perhaps have happened after Shikamaru broke up with her over something idotic he did/was thinking about)

I feel like she’s a woman with lot of compassion and smarts. She can be tough, cruel and merciless, but chooses to be so only in battle. And after the war, she can be seen, literally, letting her hair down. Look at that gentle flowing fringe and relaxed pair of ponytails. This girl is chill.

And i don’t think she’s really cut off from her emotions or puts as a tough face as most people think. She analyses the situation and adjusts herself accordingly. Like when she punched Shikamaru in Shikamaru Hiden- that was blatant display of emotion, and the whole misunderstanding in Konoha Hiden, that was just how a resourceful girl who had been thrown into a life of war, assassins and battle instead of boys, drama and love would react. She was shy, and humble to accepting that she had been wrong about it too.

If anything, I’d say that her weaknesses are that she can be too confident in her abilities at times, and possesses more bloodlust than would be desirable in an opponent. I also feel like she’d be the wet blanket at times, because she would not participate in dumb competitions or games. 

Perhaps she’d even be a little insecure about letting people get close to her because she doesn’t want to leave her or her family vulnerable to anyone or anything. 

Also, I’d like to say everyone who believes in the tsundere stereotype probably thinks she’s a softie on the inside, but i’m gonna call it and say she loves to be in control in bed and would defo be on top. Hey, if i was a lazy strategist like shikamaru, I’d let her do whatever she wanted to me.

(I gotta admit this is my favourite picture of shikatema because i can picture them getting into a fight on a mission after the war and this being a battle after a long time, their conversation doing something like: Shikamaru saying something like, “ugh, let’s finish this quick” or “Try not to enjoy this too much” and Temari just unable to control herself, saying “I can’t promise you anything”)

Which brings me to my next point, it kills me when people misread their relationship. Don’t forget that they got together on a foundation of mutual respect- she didn’t corner him into a wall, and he didn’t just fall into a trap. They were pulled together by the universe because they were their own equal matches, and they stayed together because of their striking similiarities and complementing differences. They’re a good team with the most mature and realistic relationship- heck, I’d even call it my goals. 

Eventhough wouldn’t be the type to show PDA, but i can imagine the one time they get caught, both of them would blush and Temari would walk out of Shikamaru’s hands with a smile on her face. Shikamaru would of course just say nothing and walk the other way, pretending like it never happened.

Temari is just such an awesome character and i wouldn’t say she is over the top badass, she is just extraordinarily intelligent, decisive, resourceful, kind, passionate, fair and just so so so cool. Major respect to Kishimoto for creating a realistic female character i can look up to.

Dean Winchester X Daughter!Reader- Blazin’ By (Part 8)

Word Count: 1,178

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7

Warning: None that I can think of??

Stepping out of your room, you yawned as you made your way to the guest room.  It was nine o’clock in the morning, so you guessed that Alethia was probably awake.  Knocking on the door, you waited for her to open the door.  She opened the door after a few seconds, yawning and rubbing her eyes.

“Yes?” she asked, scratching her head.

“I was gonna take Dude on a walk to the beach, I was wondering if you wanted to go,” you informed her.  “We’ll get some breakfast, too.”

She nodded, “Do you have a swimsuit I can wear?  My clothes aren’t made for water.”

“Come on,” you said, turning around and leading her into your room.  “I got a couple swimsuits that’ll fit you.”

Opening the bottom drawer of your dresser, you tossed all of your swimsuits on your bed.  Rubbing your eyes, you walked over to your bed and grabbed a black tankini and bottoms.

“I’m gonna use this one,” you told her, heading to your bathroom.  “You can pick whatever you want.”

“Thank you,” Alethia said as you shut the door.

Stripping out out your pajamas, you slid the bottoms on before hooking the tankini on.  Quickly brushing your hair, you grabbed your clothes and walked into the room, freezing when you saw Alethia struggling to put on an old red bikini you never wore.  Looking down, you avoided staring at her and threw your pajamas on top of your pillows.

“Can you help me?” she asked, still struggling with the ties on the back.

Yup,” you replied, cursing yourself when you heard how shaky your voice was.

Grasping the red strings, you quickly tied the bikini and rushed to your closet, digging out a bathing suit cover.  Once you found that, you grabbed a loose Batman t-shirt and jean shorts for yourself.

“Here,” you said, tossing the bathing suit cover to Alethia, “you don’t want to walk around like that before we get to the beach.”

Alethia caught the cover, examining it before sliding it on.  Like that made her any less attractive, you scoffed in your head while slipping into the jean shorts and t-shirt.  Grabbing a beach bag from your closet, you double checked to see if your supplies were still in it, which they were.  Sliding it over your shoulder, you closed your closet and headed to your door.

“There are extra sunglasses and flip flops downstairs,” you stated, waiting for her.  “We’re gonna take the Blazer to the beach, Dude is a handful when we take long walks.”

“Dude is adorable,” she smiled, walking out of the door.  “He must be a great companion.”

“He has saved my life many times,” you said, closing your door.  “I used to take him on most hunts with me, but I usually leave him home now.”

“Why do you leave him here?” Alethia asked, walking down the stairs.

“Dude was almost killed by a vampire, luckily I beheaded the bastard before he could take a bite,” you responded, following her down.  “I’m going to wait until he’s fully grown to take him back on hunts.”

She nodded, smiling when Dude ran up to her, “Hello.”

He barked, licking her hand before rushing away into the kitchen.  Rolling your eyes, you grabbed his leash from a hook and slid your feet into a random pair of flip flops.  Grabbing your sunglasses and keys, you placed them on your head and in your pocket. You headed over to the door, opening it and the garage door.

“Dude, do not eat the grass!” you shouted, running out of the garage and grabbing his collar.  “Grass is not food!”

You pulled him away from the grass and opened the driver door, sighing in relief when he jumped in and sat down near the window.  Climbing in, you set the beach bag on the second row seats.  You quickly climbed out, moving out of the way so Alethia could get in.

“Um, you can sit in the middle seat or any of the back seats,” you informed her, giving her an apologetic smile.  “The passenger seat is Dude’s seat.”

“It is fine,” Alethia smiled, climbing in and sitting in the middle seat.

You climbed in and started the car, pressing the garage clicker to close your garage, “Dude, you good?”

He barked, nudging his nose against the closed window.

Slamming your door shut, you rolled his window down, chuckling when Dude instantly shoved his head out.  After putting your seatbelt on, you pulled out of the driveway and started heading to the beach.


“Go get it!” you shouted, throwing a tennis ball into the ocean.

Chuckling when you saw Dude run into the water, you shook your head and continued to set up the blanket on the sand, flattening it out. Alethia had run into the water as well, racing Dude to the ball.  Once the blanket was set up, you grabbed the clothes you and Alethia wore and stuffed them into the bag.  When you were finally done setting everything up, you stood up and began to spray sunscreen on.  Sun burns were a bitch, and you were not drowning yourself in aloe when you just returned home.

“(Y/N), join us!” Alethia shouted, laughing as Dude pranced around her.

“I’m coming!” you yelled, tossing the sunscreen into the bag and zipping it up.

Walking over to the water, you grabbed the ball from Dude, throwing it again out in the ocean.  He swam away, grunting when he found the ball.  Letting yourself fall into the cool water, you sighed as your hot skin began to cool down.  

“It has been awhile since I have went to a beach,” Alethia said quietly, swimming next to you.  “I missed this.”

“Well, you won’t have to if you stay with me,” you said, looking over to her.  “You could watch Dude for me when I leave for hunts.”

“You would really let me stay with you?” she asked, her eyes widening.

You nodded, “I trust you enough to let you stay.  You haven’t done anything to make me not trust you.”

She drifted closer, smiling, “You spared my life, why would I do any harm to you?”

“I guess you forgot that I’m a Hunter and I have threatened to kill you or stab you numerous times,” you said quietly.  “I- Dude, really?!”

He swam on top of you, dropping his ball and licking your face.  You pushed him off and tossed the ball away, rolling your eyes.

“This is why,” she smiled.  “Behind your Hunter persona, there is a kindhearted and loving person.”

“Are you calling me a softie?” you asked, squinting your eyes.

She laughed, “Yes, you have a hard exterior, but on the inside you are a softie.”

“I’ll let that slide, Alethia,” you said, “but if you tell anyone else I will not hesitate to bury you alive.”

“I would never tell anyone else,” she said quietly.  “Who can I tell?  I only know you.”

“You can tell Dude, but I think he already knows.”

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anonymous asked:

Who is the strict mom and who is the one that spoils Lexi rotten? I always thought Lena may be the one that plays the "strict mom" like making sure Lexi gets her shit done and deep down inside she is a HUGE softie and buys Lexi whatever she wants. Kara is more of the public display of affection kinda mom and can be embarrassingly adorable, esp when she cheers for Lexi during her soccer games. She also makes sure Lexi stays grounded and not get carried away by their Luthor wealth.

You know, they’re actually a pretty good split when it comes to the strict mom! Lena grew up pretty much her whole life with ppl telling her that she needed to ‘live up to the Luthor name’ - what with grades and extracurricular activities, etc. and I think the last thing she wants is for Lexi to ever feel pressure like she did!

So as far as school goes, Kara is much more the mom that’s like ‘do your homework, get good grades, etc’ not that they have much of a problem with that because Lexi is pretty bookish anyway! I mean the first time they ground her, it’s like what do we ground her from exactly? Reading?

Lena, however is the strict one when it comes to eating healthy. It probably comes partly from living with Kara for so long, I mean a superhero can eat pretty much whatever they want, but a four year old needs vegetables! She also has to be creative about it, because Lexi is very much a ‘same food’ autistic. Like she wants to eat the same thing everyday, so Lena has to make sure she’s eating the healthiest version possible! She’s also the mom that follows their kid around with hand sanitizer and wipes down everything with disinfectant because she doesn’t want Lexi getting sick!

I think when Lexi comes into the dynamic, Kara reverts a little bit back to when she was younger - don’t do anything suspicious, make yourself as unnoticeable as possible, don’t let anyone know you’re different - because the last thing she wants is for someone to realize that Lexi is Supergirl’s daughter and try to harm her.

Lena, on the other hand, kind of comes into her own as ‘the matriarch of the luthor family’ and decides that she’s reclaimed the Luthor name and it’s going to be what she wants it to be about and no one is going to tell her different; so if Lexi wants to wear some crazy mismatched outfit to school - who cares?

Lena will also always be an extravagant bitch when it comes to money and if she wants to buy Lexi expensive things then well, Lexi is going to get expensive things! (although Kara does try to hold her back a little!)

As far as PDA goes, they’re both the worst!! Luthor’s weren’t big on affection at all, so Lena goes out of her way to give as many hugs as possible! Kara is a little scared of hugs at first - because Lexi is so tiny and she’s so strong, but when Lexi has sensory overload, sometimes the only way to calm her down is to hold her really tight, so Kara gets used to it quickly! Lexi is also super touchy feely when it comes to her family so she doesn’t mind when the moms go overboard! (Although the screaming at her soccer games could stand to tone down a little!)

anonymous asked:

Axel is a softie I can just feel it. Let's say Sweetheart has been in danger lately and he feels hopeless and so worried and one night he has a nightmare and thinks for a second that something bad happened to her and he'd wake up panicked, panting and sweating. Sweetheart would try to calm him down and hug him and she'd whisper tenderly "you wanna be inside me, love?" and she's hook her leg above his hip and they'd cockwarm while she rubs his back and runs her fingers through his hair.

awwww this is so sweet :(

EXO Reaction To Their GF Slapping Them After A Fight

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Anonymous said:

Hello sweety =] I was reading your reactions and omg, they are awesome <3 I was wandering, how would the members react if you are their gf and after a big fight (in the dorm) between you two, curse the day they asked you to be their gf , you are really mad/slap him but they didn’t mean it.. Lol, sorry if it’s awkward or if it doesn’t make any sense.. Sorry for bothering tho! THANK YOU ~.^ :*

*sidenote slapping people does not solve problems, no matter how much you wish you could slap sense into people (how I live my life. is my scorpio showing? probably but I’m not evil, i’m just not terribly tolerant of some people anyway…here we go*

Xiumin: did you just…?

You: Oh crap! I didn’t mean to!

Xiumin: How did you not mean to slap me?!?

You: I’m just mad, are you ok?

Xiumin: Yeah but you slapped me!

You: I’m sorry!

Luhan:  *this dear cries out immediately after you slap him and then continues freaking out* what the hell did you do that for!?!

You: I am mad at you! We were fighting! Is it hard to figure out?

Luhan: and you hit me!

You: I didn’t want to hurt you!

Luhan: But you hit me!

You: I’m sorry!

Kris: *this cool guy would just start boiling on the inside for a second but show no outer reaction* That girl…She freaking slapped me….

You: I’m sorry, Yifan!

Kris: Why did you think hitting me would be ok?

You: I didn’t mean to hit you!

Kris: You don’t just hit people, you know…

Suho: *Suho judges you for your immature actions* you do not hit people in arguments. Bad enough I have to teach that lesson to DO and Baekhyun all the time but not to you, too. You’re supposed to be better than this.

Lay: *this creature cannot even process that you hit him because he’s such a softie himself, he’s just shocked and tries to understand what  brought you to the point of slapping him!*

Baekhyun: *Baekhyun must resist letting his bitch mode out and he almost fails at it* Did you just slap me because I know that you wouldn’t slap me just like I wouldn’t slap you only you did slap me so what the hell is wrong with you?

Chen: Okay now we are going to have a talk; slapping people is not how you resolve issues between you and someone else, you use your words. Got it? Get it, good. Ok.

Chanyeol: *immediately this giant is whining in pain*

DO: I know that I use my fists to get along with Baekhyun but that is not how you have a healthy relationship!!!

Tao: if things were going to get physical I could really hurt you but I wont because IIIII am better than such things.

Kai: *for the moment Kai is completely done with your shit. Slapping people is not ok*

Sehun: did that girl just slap my perfect face? Oh no she didn’t!

anonymous asked:

Jungkook from ceo!yoongi !! Thoughts and impressions on yoongles?

“It’s really fun getting under his skin. Nothing gets him redder than when he sees me blatantly flirting with Y/N. He knows that I don’t mean anything by it, though. At least I think he does. He was… very scary when we first met, but everyone knows he’s just a big softie inside. I-”

“Jungkook? What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at work?” 

“It’s my day off! [smirks] I’m taking Y/N out for lunch. We’re leaving as soon as she comes back from the washroom.”

“What do you mean you’re taking her out for-”

“Alright, Kookie! I’m ready to go. Yoongi! Hey, I thought you were in the middle of a conference ca- mmph!” 

Oh, jeez, okay, I’ll just, uh- [looks up at the ceiling]”

“[giggles quietly] What’s gotten into you?” 

You know I can’t help it when- [unintelligable] Alright, you two have fun. But not too much fun, Kookie.” 

“[swallows thickly] Y-Yes, Mr. Min.”

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tbh i love queenie so much i mean here’s this little ray of sunshine, as pretty on the inside as she is on the outside, lover of sweets and people and curious and bright

and she hasn’t even had a nice, easy life! a half-blood in a society that hates no-majs, an orphan who lost her parents at a young age, serving coffee around ppl who we can assume aren’t that great and she can read all their not so great thoughts

but she still always sees the silver lining and is so quick to point it out. quick to talk about how good she’s got it, since she has her sister. quick to underplay herself in favor of gushing about her sister’s accomplishments. quick to accept anything thrown her way and make the most of it, be it two strange men in her living room, or nearly getting arrested in a police raid

and the thing is she sees the best in people even though she can read their minds! she’s probably seen the worst that the world has to offer, through other people’s thoughts, but she hasn’t let that drag her down or make her cynical

when she first meets jacob she says “don’t worry honey, most guys think what u were, when they first see me.” she’s gone years having to see what men think about her, imagine doing to her, men much less sweet than jacob, and instead of becoming angry or bitter or disgusted (like i would have tbh) she just accepts it and even manages to use it to her advantage (“ladies things”) because though she’s kind most of all, she’s nearly just as clever, which no one ever seems to anticipate bc she isn’t like her sister the career girl or even newt the eccentric scientist. she’s just queenie, sweet pretty queenie, who sews and cooks and smiles her way through life

when she realizes tina, her sister whom she loves dearly, is about to be killed she doesn’t panic. she thinks on her feet and immediately sets out to rescue her with seemingly no concern for her own safe being. and when tina heads into danger again, queenie is quick to try and rush after her, again showing no fear

really the only times queenie seems afraid in the whole movie are when she realizes tina is in danger, and when she doesn’t want to lose jacob

and her compassion!!! queenie is really the only person in the whole movie to get newt to open up about his past, and she’s also the only person who clearly understands him and how he feels/felt. and yes in large part that is due to her legilimency, but i feel like that goes both ways. queenie is a naturally gifted legilimens and maybe that’s because she was good at reading and understanding ppl to begin with

also i just rly love that she’s the naturally gifted legilimens, and while she could have used her ability for personal gain, or manipulation, she never does. think about the other legilimens we know of: salazar, voldemort, snape, dumbledore–all very manipulative, at the very least. but not queenie: she’s content to just use it at her leisure, for fun or to help others

and i love that she’s so feminine! don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot to be said for tomboys and i love tougher than nails girls, /believe me/, but so often the girls we’re meant to root for are “just one of the boys” or quirky & nerdy or otherwise anti-girly-girl, bc how else would we know they’re a feminist, strong independent “not like other girls” woman? while the mean girl we’re meant to hate is the one who loves shopping and cares about fashion and is all about boys. so it’s a nice change of pace, to have a pretty, well dressed, sexy girl who wears pink silk and likes boys and cooking and sewing and other feminine things, also be the kind, sweet, likeable cinnamon roll

also queenie and tina as sisters!! i could go on about the goldstein girls all day. about how the first time we see tina smile is when queenie comliments her. about how they’re so different but they clearly love each other and complement each other so much. about how tina probablly worried about queenie losing her innocent optimism so she tried to shield her from the darkest parts of the world. and of course, being a legilimens, queenie already saw it all but she knew her sister needed to protect her and so she decided that she was always going to be bright and sunny, for tina’s sake. she probably knows about tina’s demotion, but she’s so proud of her anyways, and makes sure to say it. and tina never worries that queenie isn’t strong enough to help them, and doesn’t blink twice at bringing her along

even though tina’s the one that brought the boys cocoa, and said “i thought u might like something hot to drink,” when they disappear it’s queenie who looks dejected and sadly says “but we made them cocoa.” it’s queenie who warmly invites the boys in at once, and does the cooking, and it was most likely queenie who wanted to give them cocoa too. pls imagine queenie needling her rumpled sister into carrying in that tray to them while tina tried to seem tough and “mr. scamander is a criminal, queenie” “well what about the other one?” “he’s a no-maj! he won’t even remember this in the morning!” “well that’s no reason to not be kind now” “no-maj’s probably don’t even like cocoa” “don’t be silly of course he will!” “how do u know?” “i can read minds, tina” “ugh fine” because queenie knows that on the inside tina’s a softie, just like her

pls imagine tina and queenie as little girls, recently orphaned, tina holding queenie as she cries and thinking calm, soothing thoughts because she knows she can hear them. both of them thinking “i have to be strong for her,” and they both are

hutcherdeenn  asked:

Hey! This blog is such a brilliant idea!! It's my birthday on June 6th and would love a drabble.. Possibly katniss and peeta getting a puppy, how adorable would that be?!

Happy Happy birthday! A birthday fic was written just for you by the lovely and talented @alliswell21. Enjoy!

A Puppy Would be Nice

By @alliswell21

Rated: G

Prompt: Everlark getting a puppy, For the birthday gifts drabbles.


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Love would mean some falling
pairing: Isaac/Lydia

Non-supernatural alternate reality; casual intimacy, friends to lovers, light angst. He wants to say “I love you,” But keeps it to “good night,” Because love would mean some falling, And she’s afraid of heights.

The thrice-damned fire alarm goes off at 3:13 am on a Friday night.

Isaac nearly has a panic attack at the obnoxious awakening, but manages to remember where he is (22, San Diego, just finished a late shift at Dr. Alan Deaton’s emergency animal hospital, and his roommate Scott McCall is out at his girlfriend Allison’s apartment for the night) and pulls himself down out into the hall. Where he receives the second shock of the night. Lydia Martin, his aloof and gorgeous, if occasionally bitchy, neighbor is standing in the hallway in her underwear and a cardigan. Lydia notices him looking, of course, but instead of the expected shouting she approaches him with an offer Isaac had once dreamed about, when he first moved in.

Sex. No strings attached, no emotions. Breakfast, however, is included in the package. Lydia gushes over his incredible pancakes and Isaac marvels at the complexity of her home espresso system. (“It’s vital for my late-night research!”) Eventually Lydia is making teddy bear pancakes herself, and when Isaac brings Lydia a cup of her bitter, frothy cup of caffeine they celebrate… for an hour and a half. After discovering mutual friends and interests, the groups go to parties and bars and band performances and gallery openings. Lydia and Isaac arrive together sometimes - she insists that the drives are much easier with company. And they have a mutual passion for car sex.

When Lydia’s colleague asks her if she’s ever going to bring “that handsome curly-haired boyfriend of yours” into the office or to a company party, Lydia backtracks hard and fast. But they live next to each other and their friend groups have grown together - Boyd and Erica the most obvious example of success. Boyd even asked for Lydia’s opinions on engagement rings. It’s not easy to detangle their lives and Lydia is struggling to close a Pandora’s Box she didn’t even realize she opened. Isaac, on the other hand, is still blindsided and hurt by this rapid about-face.

With their friends’ meddling, Lydia finally sticks around long enough to speak to Isaac, and eventually over a bottle of wine and a candlelit dinner Lydia confesses her fears and happiness. Isaac thinks he’s glowing from the inside out by the time their first date ends. Friends, fuckbuddies, and now lovers. Isaac thinks both of them like this the best.

comments: I just couldn’t end on anything but a fluffy ending, I’m sorry, I’m a big softie that way. This was my first time making a manip of any kind and I had a lot of fun, I hope you like it.

for lostemotion / from mugglesandamortentia

made for round three of the twrarepairexchange.

The Aizen diaries

As requested by anon. :)

[Previously - the diaries of Unohana, Grimmjow, Urahara, Szayel, Rukia, Ichigo, and Shinji]

If Aizen kept a super secret diary where he could write down his real thoughts and feelings, what would some of the excerpts look like?

1. Dear Diary,

There is no longer any denying it. I truly am the strongest individual in the universe. Therefore I am alone, and will always be alone. The only thing left for me to do is to become the ruler of everything. I have a plan. It is too long to tell you about, but it is very good. It should only take a couple of hundred years to implement. It is nice to have a purpose.

2. Dear Diary,

Just because I am alone does not mean I am not allowed to have minions. There are two in particular that have caught my eye. One is a noble young man who is bitter about the death of his friend and who wants to bring about justice. I have convinced him that justice lies with me. That was very important, as he is blind and therefore immune to my illusion powers, so he might have made trouble for me later. It would have totally sucked to have had to kill a blind guy.

The other one is a tiny child who likes murder. I feel good about that. Sure, he wants to murder me, but I can roll with it.

3. Dear Diary,

The time has come for me to be a lieutenant. I have decided to become the lieutenant of the Squad 5 captain, Hirako Shinji. He seems to be the most intelligent, the most crafty, and his blond hair is just so beautiful. I will be interested to see whether or not he can discern any tiny part of my plan.

4. Dear Diary,

Captain Hirako has noticed that I am - different (or evil, as he might say), so he is keeping me at arm’s length.


5. Dear Diary,

Captain Hirako is such a moron. If he thinks that I am evil, then obviously he should get as close to me as possible in order to learn my every secret. Like, this is exactly why I hired Murder Child! But instead, he just tries to spy on me which is so boring because it’s like so easy to trick him using my illusion powers and I’m just so disappointed in him this isn’t even fun I am so done.

I think I am going to kill him and all of his friends. 

That’s not an overreaction, is it?

6. Dear Diary,

Hirako’s face when I turned him into a hollow. That’s something that’s going to keep me warm on cold nights. Such a pity that Urahara Kisuke interrupted us. At least it gave me somebody to blame.

7. Dear Diary,

It has been a while since I have written, I know. I have been very busy, becoming captain, running illicit experiments, spying, all of these things. Nothing much has changed. I grow ever smarter, more well informed, and more poweful. Tosen remains blind and obsessed with justice. The murder child has grown up into the world’s creepiest-looking adult. I am super going to use that in the future. 

Oh, and I told Ichimaru what my secret weakness is. His face was priceless. He’s my favorite toy.

I also have a lieutenant now, Hinamori Momo. She is super obsessed with me. It is almost embarrassing to watch. What kind of lieutenant becomes that obsessed with their captain?

8. Dear Diary,

You will never believe what has occurred. I released one of my experimental hollow into the world of the living. It attacked a shinigami captain, and then bit a Quincy woman. The two of them were clearly protecting each other, the Quincy woman and the Squad 10 captain, I mean. 

I have never understood until this day what shipping meant. That Quincy woman and that shinigami man are my OTP, and I will not rest until they have a tiny Quincy-shinigami-hollow baby.

Then I will watch that baby forever.

It is so wonderful to have a new hobby.

9. Dear Diary,

Human babies grow so slowly oh my god.

10. Dear Diary,

As you may or may not know, I long ago misplaced that hogyoku that isn’t mine, the one that Urahara Kisuke made that is vastly inferior to mine. Well, I found it. It is in the world of the living. Urahara Kisuke hid it inside the body of a shinigami, a hiding place so bad that it is probably a trap. But whatever. Urahara Kisuke could never come up with a trap that could capture me.

I already have like four plans for how to get the hogyoku back. I’m going to go with the one that is very complicated.

I love complicated plans so much.

11. Dear Diary,

Everything is going well. Almost too well. It’s like - isn’t anybody *curious* about why Kuchiki Rukia is being executed for a minor offense?? I sent her BROTHER to arrest her, for crying out loud. And even he’s like, “Whatever. Seems legit.” I’m just so - disappointed. What is the point of making a complicated plan with dozens of contingencies if everybody just rolls with Plan A?

I need a GOOD nemesis, dammit!

12. Dear Diary,

Faked my death. Wrote a note blaming Hitsugaya. Even that worked. I just want to weep for the stupidity of my fellow man.

At least my shinigami-hollow-Quincy baby has grown up into a fine young man who can swing a sword. Not very smart though. 

13. Dear Diary,

I stabbed Hinamori today. It seemed like the nicest thing to do. Not sure she died, though, which is weird, since she was standing right in front of me. She must have been wearing armor or something. Weird.

14. Dear Diary,

FINALLY my plot was a little foiled! Like, at least Kurosaki Ichigo managed to rescue Rukia, even if getting her back was super easy. Like, super super easy. “Oh let’s rescue Rukia by running down the one path that leads away from the execution grounds - no one will think to stop us there!” Why.

But at least I got to use Plan B. Not plans C-G (thanks for that, fail-igami), but at least Plan B. It was too simple, though. I just reached inside Rukia, and took the hogyoku. She didn’t even die.

Urahara Kisuke is such a softie. That is why he will never defeat me.

15. Dear Diary,

Yesterday I ascended into the sky on a beam of light. It was pretty sweet. I crushed my glasses, which was also pretty sweet, although now I’m gonna have to go a few days before my contacts arrive and I’m pretty sure Gin keeps moving furniture into my path.

I have also decided that I have evolved beyond the need for a diary. The fact that Gin has apparently been reading it this whole time has nothing to do with this decision.

anonymous asked:

my headcanon is that one day Poe finds out Rey is 19 years old and he completely flips his shit like how is she a jedi knight and a hero sHE IS A LITERAL CHILD I MUST PROTECT HER and from then on he's just the biggest mom friend to her

I AGREE WITH THIS but also it makes me feel slightly Sad because it makes me think of how rey is so young but she’s been through so much and she’s just so wise and quiet and solemn

but that’s what i love about her you know??????? she’s been thru a lot and even if she’s toughened up on the outside she’s still a gigantic softie on the inside, still innocent and winsome and optimistic that there truly is light in the galaxy

idk rey is just such !!! such a lovely person who does not for one second deserve the shit she has to go through but faces it all so admirably

beautiful creatures - teen wolf

chapter 1 

it has been a week since i came here. i woke up and sat on my bed and thought that today was the day the i was going to that school. i got out of bed and headed to the bathroom to have my shower and then i got dressed. once i was happy with the things i was wearing, i headed out of the hotel building and headed to the school grounds. once i reached here it had looked much different during the daytime compare to the nighttime

i had started to walk through the school and was trying to find the office. once i found the office i went inside. “ hi… umm my name is Y/N.. my mother called in last week to say that i was coming here” i said and the lady went through the computer files. “ i’m sorry miss, but there is nothing here” the lady said as she looked up at me. “ can you please look again.. i think you just missed it” i said as i was compelling her 

Originally posted by welcometonewreality

the lady went back to look through the files again “ sorry miss you are on our system..” the lady said and i smiled softy. “ thank you” i said once she gave me all the paper work that i need. i had turned around and headed out the door and started to walk to my locker. as i was walking though the halls i could hear every conversation that was happening. i just shook my head at the things that they where talking about.  

662 was my locker number. i opened it and started to put things in there. while i was doing this i heard a bunch of people talking “ is she new?” one boy asked “ i don’t know lets ask” another boy asked. i started to hear multiple footsteps coming towards me and then “ hi are you new” i heard a female voice and i turned my head to face  the people

when i was them all of them had smelt differently like some of them where werewolves and human and the others not sure. i nodded my head in response. i had turned my head to put things back on the locker and from the corner of my eye i could see them slightly nodding their heads. “ you do need anyone to show you around?” another female voice asked. “ no thank you” i said as i shut my locker and walked in a different way. as i was walking i heard someone say “how weird” 

as the day went by it was alright, besides everyone looking at me if i was an alien. “ don’t worry that will pass” i heard a male voice and  i turned to see who it was talking to me. “ hi my name is theo” he said as he extended his hand out.  “y/n” i said as i was eyeing his hand and then shook it. “ so your new here?” he asked me “ is it that noticeable?” i asked and he nodded his head. “ i better get going” i said as slowly started to walk away. “ i will see you tomorrow” he said and i turned and walked…

once i reached my room i went to close the blinds and went to lay on the bed. not even five minutes there was a knock on the door. “ miss y/n there is someone downstairs wanting to see you” the lady told me “ i will be down there in a minute” i said. after a few minutes i headed downstairs to the lady and she had pointed to me a boy that looked like hat he went to the same school that i just attended “ hey y/n” the boy spoke and i looked at him “ my name is stiles” he said as he spoke to me “ did you follow me?” i asked him right away “ yes and no” he said.. i could tell that his heart was beating fast at this point. “ what do you want?” i asked “ nothing much.. you see my friends would like to show you around beacon hills if you like?” he asked and i raise an eyebrow at him “ i will think about it” i said and i turned to go back to my room

when i was in my room, i went to do a few things and once i was done i went to sleep for a new day


so the first chapter is up… tell me what you think