but i'm doing a thing! a meme thing i suppose

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BRANDON ROGERS SENTENCE STARTERS- NSFW WARNING

“You must be the jabberwock.”
“You have NO IDEA, motherFUCKER.”
“Who are you?”
“I found her while I was in a tree.”
“I’m having a wonderful time! What about you all?”
“Here’s to more children falling down our rabbit hole.”
“Who the FUCK let him down the rabbit hole?”
“This FUCKING acid reflux putting me in a bad mood!”
“The FUCK are you looking at?”
“Your ears look like Michael J. Fox did them.”
“I’m photosynthesizing.”
“You’re a homosexual, STOP IT.”
“She’s doing her kegels.”
“Where’s a godDAMN writing desk?”
“If you have this tea, toilet paper doesn’t do shit.”
“TAKE YOUR CHAIR WITH YOU.”
“I’m gonna shit on your DREAMS.”
“I think the flower’s possessed!”
“A fucking spooksperson!”
“SAVE US, _____!”
“Goddamn acid REFLUX.”

“What do we have over here?”
“This looks familiar!”
“OH, IT’S _____, THEY’RE BACK.”
“Be careful. I SAID BE CAREFUL!”
“You bitch.”
“Sit down, ___, I’m tired of your SHIT.”
“I’m trying to make a baby.”
“I’d like to make a toast to ____!”
“Would you like some tea?”
“Grab a damn cup.”
“I fucking HATE the Planned Parenthood.”
“I JUST WANNA EAT SOME ASS.”
“You think you’re funny? Do you think you’re fucking funny? Do you think THIS is funny?”
“OOH, I NEED THIS IN MY ASS.”
“WE’RE ALL OUT OF COOKIES.”
“Y'all fell down the wrong rabbit hole!”
“Nobody ever says hello back!”
“We’re going to fuck you like the bitch that you are.”
“I knew you were pregnant, you stupid BITCH.”
“The sun is going down and the flowers are starting to WILT.”
“You fucked up.”
“I haven’t been laid in weeks!”
“AHH, THEY’RE HAVING HETEROSEXUAL SEX.”

“You know your room isn’t gonna clean itself when you just watch those DAMN workout videos all day.”
“Grab your shit, we’re leaving!”
“I don’t want you talking to me.”
“Morning ____, love what you did with the tulips!”
“Fucking bitch.”
“Oh no, he sucks.”
“Shopping can be really fun, shopping is for everyone!”
“The fuck did you just say to me?”
“Look at these, these are adorable.”
“Shape up or you’re going with your grandfather. And he’s horny.”
“YOU’RE MAKING A SCENE.”
“Out of my way. I’m a mom making a difference!”
“SHIT, where’s the baby?”
“No, it’s serious this time.”
“Alright, we’re home. Grab the bags.”
“Where did you get vodka?”
“Who left their cup of coffee in my work station?”
“Fuck it, it’s mine now.”
“That is some good SHIT.”
“We got a few hours of daylight left, why don’t we do the whole thing over again so we can get a head start for tomorrow?”
“LET’S GO.”
“Bye _____, you’re a fucking bitch.”
“It’d be nice if you could win ONE goddamn game.”
“I’M A MOM MAKING A DIFFERENCE.”
“It’s faster if you roll!”
“We’re back!”
“Move your ASS.”
“JESUS, these are FUCKING CUTE.”
“One more time in mama’s mouth.”
“Dammit, another cup of coffee?”
“We still got another five minutes of daylight left, why don’t we do this whole thing again so we can get ahead for next WEEK?”
“MOTHER FUCKER.”
“I’M GONNA SHOVE THESE UP MY ASS.”
“Someone’s got a lawsuit on their hands.”
“Where the FUCK are you?”
“PUSH FASTER.”
“Please stop staring at me.”

welcome to beacon hills (teen wolf meme)

So this is the Teen Wolf meme I’m doing if anyone wants to use it. I might add more to it later as I go along.

  • [9] meet the pack (characters)
  • [4] places to visit
  • [2] things to do (events)
  • [10] duos
  • [3] trios
  • [5] moments in history (scenes)
  • [3] myths/facts
  • [5] keywords (themes)
  • [5] episodes
  • [2] colors
  • [1] season

tfw u see someone walking down the hallway with a basket full of toothpaste like: