but your enemies closer

“How the hell are you two friends?” C stared at them. 

“We’re not. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer,” they replied in unison. 

“Intimately close,” A continued. “Seduce your enemies.”

“Marry your enemies and poison the wedding cake,” said B. “Boom.”

“I’m not marrying you if you’re going to bring the wedding cake into it, that’s just unnecessary.” 

“I agree,” B said solemnly. “I went too far, I apologise.” 

“Please forget I asked,” C muttered.

Bellarke Fic Hiatus Survival Kit

** equals so much (explicit) smut

tbh all of these have some just some of it is less explicit

@bellxmyblakes @fiercelyclarke @flawlessbanshee @stilinskikissme

Now I’ll be bold, as well as strong by Kacka

Emergency Contacts by  wanheda_two_heda

How to Save a Kingdom by  LaughingSenselessly

How You Stay Alive by  LaughingSenselessly (continuation of How to Save a Kingdom)

I dreamed you a sin (and a lie) by monroeslittle

Falling Skies by NicciCrowe ***

I Know That Fortune Is Waiting to Be Kind by Chash

Slow It Down by monroeslittle

Picking Up What You’re Laying Down by verbaepulchellae**

Meet Me in the Morning by  monroeslittle

Time Enough for Rocking When We’re Old by Chash

Your Mess is Mine by monroeslittle

i think it’s called love by LaughingSenselessly

Winners Don’t Always Get Lucky Breaks by  crystalkei

Keep Your Enemies Closer by PaintedGhostOrchid

Love Will Come Through by monroeslittle

why don’t we go somewhere only we know by bowlingfornerds

when the sun came up, you were looking at me by heartsinsync

In My House on the Hill (there is room for you still) by monroeslittle

I’ll Be Chasing Angels All My Life by grumpybell

Everybody’s Looking For Something by bowlingfornerds

Three Months by virginiasoil

We Could Be by  winterwaters

The One by KatMorningstar

bound by the secrets we share by troubledpancakes

The House Guest by Shippershape

I Make my own Luck by somethingofatrainwreck

ikitai yo, kimi no machi by Chash

Just a Stranger On the Bus by Chash

I Never Did Get Along With Everybody Else by Chash

One of Our Own by globalista

Love is Not a Whisper (or a weakness) by monroeslittle

No Space Lies In Between by prosciutto

It’s Just That It’s Delicate by Chash

We Are Undone by Each Other by tacosandflowers

Straight Up Porn:

this poison comes instruction free by 9crimes

How You Get the Girl by Chash

the prime directive by encroix

In All the Land by Chash

By the End of the Day by BoudicaMuse

Game On by winterwaters

We Can Both Watch X-Files by Chash

one little taste by banshee_in_the_dark

Tastes sweet like sugar by lightyears

Sweet Lips on My Lips by alienor_woods


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Sleepless

Summary: You and Sam both have insomnia, so you find a way to entertain yourselves.

Warning: smut

Word Count: 1550

A/N: It’s been a while since I wrote Sam x reader. Hope you enjoy! XOXO


12:36 AM

Insomnia does weird things to a person.

Under no other circumstances would you be sitting in the library of the bunker, reading about the weaponry forged in fourteenth century Japan to combat a monster that was essentially an ocean-dwelling werewolf.

Yeah. Can’t make this shit up.

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Ares

Greek Gods Series
Prologue Poseidon Ares Ares Aphrodite Apollo Hades Hermes Zeus
Ship: General!Jungkook | Spy!Reader
Description: Jeon Jungkook, to put it, was a very lustful man. Lust for the opposite sex, lust for blood, and soon enough, lust for you. And they say keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. As in, intimately closer.
Warnings: TRIGGERING! EXTREMELY GRAPHIC! GORE! TORTURE! Mentions fo Self Harm, Death, Choking, Breathplay, Knifeplay, Bloodplay, Intercourse, Blowjob, Humiliation, D/S Themes, S/M Themes, Creampie, Slight Exhibitionism, Fingering, Biting, Spanking, Degrading Names, Dirty Talk, Hair Pulling, Light Angst
Word Count: 13,804
A/N: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! Take warnings seriously! This is extremely triggering for some and definitely not light-hearted in any way, shape, or form. Also, this isn’t meant to be disrespectful towards certain countries because of politics, and it isn’t meant to do any harm.

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acrimsonleather  asked:

Fic Title: Haute Mess

title: haute mess

pairing: pansy parkinson x harry potter

Once upon a time, Pansy Parkinson was a princess.

She isn’t one now, obviously, thanks to a rabid pack of bearded revolutionaries in red Adidas tracksuits, but she’s willing to concede that things could’ve turned out much, much worse for her. She could be dead, for example. Or a political prisoner. Or married. The possibilities are as endless as they are chilling, and Pansy is more than satisfied with the so-called “luxury apartment” that Daphne’s found for them to hide out in.

It isn’t permanent, of course.

Pansy will be stealing her crown back just as soon as she can safely get in touch with the proper authorities. 

For the time being, however, she’s sharing nine hundred square feet of living space and a 2014 Ford Escape with her only surviving lady-in-waiting, and that’s–fine. Everything is fine. Daphne is very cheerfully working at a hair salon, and Pansy is very sullenly pretending to attend a nearby community college, and their assumed identities are boring enough that they’re left alone, for the most part. It’s fine. Pansy learned how to make a stir-fry the other night. She’s fine.

Or, she would be fine, if it weren’t for their next-door neighbor.

His name, according to the lobby directory, is Harry Potter. His handwriting is atrocious, and he runs around their neighborhood shirtless every morning, like some kind of heathen, and he watches basketball in his living room with the volume turned up far too high–and he sneers at her when she throws her empty Jamba Juice cups into the recycling bin, and he stares at her when she goes down to check the mail in her favorite silk robe, and he’s rude, really, outspoken and scruffy and rough around the edges in a way that makes her grit her teeth. 

Naturally, she starts sleeping with him.

It’s like she tells Daphne, though, who’s collapsed in frankly insulting hysterics on their fake hardwood floors–he was wearing eerily familiar red track pants the day they moved in.

Harry Potter is clearly a spy for the revolutionaries.

[ send me a fic title, and i’ll tell you what i’d write for it ]

Wizard Spells: From 4e to 5e

LEVEL 1

Arc Lightning

1st Level Evocation

Casting Time: 1 bonus action
Range: 100 feet
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous

Lightning leaps from y our outstretched hand, weaving safely through your allies to slam into your foes.

You may use an action to cause lightning to arc out from you, strike a number of creatures equal to your Intelligence Modifier (Minimum of 1).

The Target must make a Dexterity Saving Throw (DC 11) or suffer 1d6 + your Intelligence Modifier in Lightning Damage. On a Successful Save, the Target takes half damage.


Chilling Cloud

1st Level Evocation

Casting Time: 1 action
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous

A lingering swarm of ice crystals chills foes to the bone.

You create a 20-foot-radius circle of serrated, needle-like ice shards. Any enemy who attempts to move closer to you takes Your Intelligence Modifier in Cold Damage.

Additionally, until the end of your next turn, any enemy in a 20ft Radius takes Disadvantage to attack rolls.


Dread Presence

1st Level Necromancy

Casting Time: 1 bonus action
Range: Self
Components: V
Duration:  Concentration, up to 1 minute

Your shadow lengthens and grows, looming over your enemies and overcoming them with dread.

Each Target of Your choice that is within Line of Sight and aware of you must succeed on a DC 12 Wisdom saving throw or take 1d10 + Your Intelligence Modifier in Necrotic Damage, and the target is slowed until the end of your next turn.

Additionally, on each of your turns for the duration, you can use your bonus action to deal Necrotic Damage equal to your Wisdom Modifier to any Target already effected by the Spell.


Erupting Flare

1st Level Evocation

Casting Time: 1 bonus action
Range: Touch
Components: V
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute

You kindle a massive, sudden flame within your enemy. The fires burn your foe and spill out to singe any who are near it.

The Target takes 1d10 + Your Intelligence Modifier in Fire Damage, and any Creature that ends its turn adjacent to the Target before the end of the Target’s next turn takes Fire Damage equal to Your Intelligence Modifier.


Fountain of flame

1st Level Evocation

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 50 feet 
Components: V, S
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute

You weave a fiery pillar that spins like a top. With each revolution, it douses your enemies with searing heat.

A burst of fire creates a 20ft. Radius zone that lasts until the end of the encounter. 

Any creature within the Radius of the burst must make a Dexterity Saving Throw (DC 13) or take 3d8 + Your Intelligence Modifier in Fire Damage.

Any enemy that enters the zone or ends its turn there takes 5 fire damage. An enemy can take this damage only once per turn.


Grasping shadows

1st Level Illusion

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 50 feet
Components: V, S

At your command, shadows reach out, grab hold of your foes, and wreathe the area in darkness. 

A burst of darkness creates a 15ft. Radius zone of writhing shadows that lasts until the end of your next turn. 

Any creature within the Radius of the burst must make a Dexterity Saving Throw (DC 13) or take 1d8 + Your Intelligence Modifier in Psychic Damage, and be Slowed until the end of your next turn.

Each creature that enters the zone takes psychic damage equal to Your Intelligence Modifier and is Slowed until the end of its next turn. A creature can take this damage only once per turn. 


Illusory Ambush 

1st Level Illusion

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 15 feet
Components: V, S

You create an illusion of swirling spectral assailants that swarm over your enemy.

You choose One Target within Range, the Target is then swarmed by swirling spectral shadows. 

The Target takes 1d6 Psychic Damage and the Target takes Disadvantage to Attack Rolls until the end of your next turn.


Rotting Doom

1st Level Necromancy

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 50 feet
Components: V, S

You hold up your hand, palm out, and release pale wisps to infect your foes with horrid decay.

You choose a Single Target in Range. The Target must make a DC 13 Constitution Saving Throw. On a Failure, the Target takes 1d8 + Your Intelligence Modifier in Necrotic Damage, and the Target cannot regain hit points until the end of your next turn.

On a Success the Target takes half Damage.


Scare

1st Level Necromancy

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 15 feet
Components: V, S

You blast an area, drawing resolve from your foes until they shrink back in abject terror.

You send out a blast with a 15ft. radius, centered on yourself, in all directions. Each Creature caught in the blast must make a DC 12 Wisdom Saving Throw or take 1d8 + Your Intelligence Modifier in Psychic Damage, or half as much on a Successful Save.

Additionally, any Creature which fails its Saving Throw cannot make opportunity attacks against you until the end of your next turn.


Staffstrike corrosion

1st Level Evocation

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 50 feet
Components: V, S

You tap your staff on the ground, and Acid boils up to envelop your Target in a caustic haze.

You choose a Single Target in Range. The Target must make a DC 13 Dexterity Saving Throw or be enveloped by the boiling Acid at their feet.

On a Failure, the Target takes 1d6 + Your Intelligence Modifier in Acid Damage. Until the end of your next turn, Creatures more than 25ft away from the Target have Half Cover against it.


Stone Blood

1st Level Transmutation

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 50 feet
Components: V, S
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute

Your enemy’s blood hardens, slowing its movement and causing excruciating pain.

You send out a blast with a 20ft. radius, centered on yourself, in all directions. Each Creature caught in the blast must make a DC 12 Constitution Saving Throw or take 1d6 + Your Intelligence Modifier in Damage, or half as much on a Successful Save. 

On a Failure, the Target is slowed until the end of your next turn.


Storm Pillar

1st Level Conjuration

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 50 feet
Components: V, S

A crackling column of lightning appears amid your enemies, lashing out at any who move near it.

You conjure a pillar of crackling energy in an unoccupied square within range. 

The pillar occupies 1 Square and lasts until the end of your next turn.

Each enemy that moves into a square adjacent to the pillar takes 1d6 + your Intelligence Modifier in Lightning Damage. 


Unraveling Dart 

1st Level Necromancy

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 50 feet
Components: V, S

Grey, smokey darts fly from your fingertips to strike at your foes where they are weakest.

You create two grey, smoking darts made of darkness and shadow. 

Each dart hits a creature of your choice that you can see within range.

A dart deals 1d4 + Your Intelligence Modifier in Piercing Damage. 

If the target has vulnerability to any damage types, the damage is of those types. 

If the target has no vulnerabilities, you gain a power bonus to the damage roll equal to Your Wisdom modifier. 

FF XV React: Words of encouragment for you

Noctis: Hey, c'mon look at me and listen. You want to know a secret about the future and how not to be afraid of tommorrow? Here it is: The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. So you keep dreaming, higher and more unimaginable than anyone else!

Gladiolus: You’ve got the makings of greatness in you! But you have to take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it! No matter the squall! There’s gonna come a day when you’ll really get to test yourself and show the world what you’re made of! And I hope I’m there, seeing the light come off of you that day.

Prompto: Now you listen to me and listen good! A winner is just a loser who never learned to give up! So you be the best loser you can be and keep going! I’ll be cheering for you in the stands even if I cheer alone!

Ignis: Everything may seem hopeless right now, but there is a law in the world that is an undeniable truth. Good and better days will, and have to come. This storm will pass as all things do, and then you will be laughing at such a thing that you once feared.

Cor: In all my years I’ve learned many truths. Some that sound too good to be true, but they are. Let me tell you that what I am about to say is true; A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Regis: There now, dry your eyes and lift your head up. Keep it up and may it never lower. Why you ask? Your crown might fall if you do so. A crown alight with all those brilliant ideas the world has yet to bare witness in this cold dark reality.

Cid: Take some advice from this old man, just do what you got to do to be happy. Life’s too short to be doing stuff to make other people happy. It’s real simple thinking, but too many folks don’t do it. Do whatever; sleep in a little, splurge a little, eat that treat youve been craving it dont matter what you do as long as it’s for yourself. Selfish? Maybe, but is it so selfish to take better take care of yourself?

Clarus: Walk tall and do not falter. You might think that it’s for a lost cause for you don’t see an audience, you don’t recquire one. Do it for yourself first and foremost, and if others are in awe of you wish that they can do the same for themselves.

Iris: Hey listen me! I know you might feel like a mess and that’s okay! Sleep it off or shake it off, but don’t let it stay! If it’s too much then let me carry some of that weight so you can stand tall again!

Cidney: Dont listen to the people who talk behind your back. You’re just two steps ahead of them is all! Instead of walking down other peoples paths, you go on ahead and make your own so other people can follow!

Gentiana: I know the days appear without end, a cold, dark barren wasteland. But it is in a wasteland where storms can be the strongest, and the deadliest. You are that storm. Nothing is in your way.

Lunafreya: Do not hide away your emotions. If you are sad, then cry. If you are mad, then scream. It is a reminder that you are human; and as any human you evolve. Stronger than ever before.

Ravus: Give no satisfaction to those who are attempting to destroy you. What words they speak they merely wish unto themselves, but are cowards to do so. You are no coward.

Areana: You beating yourself up? You a masochist or something? Heh, we’re our own worst enemies, but like they say; keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Even if that enemy is yourself, with each time you decide to keep going you’re beating yourself for entitely different reasons. That’s the way it should be.

Ardyn: Now, now my dear, no need to fret. You may think you’ve lost and failed at everything. But to have never tried, is never to have lived and besides - when you have nothing to lose, you have all to gain.

Nyx: Y'know, most people would have given up a long time ago. They wouldn’t have even bothered at all to keep going…So why do you? Heh, dont know? ‘Cus you got “something” to still keep you going even if you dont know what that is yet. Keep going to find out what it is, and if you can’t find the reason - then keep going for me, cus I’ll always give you one.

Libertus: Listen to me, you might say I’m just telling you this cus I 'oughta but I say it cus I really do care 'bout ya.The world would be more dark without you here. I mean it. You’re one little light out of a million, a billion out there and you might not think that you stand out or shine - but you do. Sometimes one little candle is all you need to not be afraid of the dark.

Crowe: You know when all is said and done at the end of the day, no matter how horrible it was - you’re still you but only better. It may not be by much, you might not even notice it. You survived and you learned, so that’s an accomplisment unto itself.

Drautos: I’ll tell it to you straight and simple; just do it. Whatever it is or whatever it may be, go on and try. Learn from it if you fail, keep trying if you want to. Kick ass and take names.

Luche: Head back, back straight and deep breaths. Take your own time when it comes to things, at your own pace. No one is rushing you, only yourself.

Dino: Listen 'ere kid, greatness ain’t born, it’s made. Like a diamond. Little peice of coal takes forever to be something that everyone wants. So take your sweet 'ol time and be the diamond everyone wants, and then dont! 'Cus a precious stone like you belongs to nobody!

Some of the posts on my dash have reminded me of certain facts. Which of course set of the little cogs within my brain turning with new crack possibilities…

It is the middle of the Clone Wars, and Asajj Ventress has sworn vengeance upon Count Dooku for the way he betrayed her. Her attempt to use Savage Oppress to obtain her revenge has failed, and the assault on Dathomir has taken a horrendous toll on her Nightsister brethren. And yet, Mother Talzin has shown that Dooku’s defences are not impenetrable. As she kneels amid the barren ruins of her ancestral village, Asajj calls upon the ghostly matron for advice.

The spectre reveals that the method she used is not available to Ventress - not only is she not trained in the deeper Nightsister mysteries but she does not have access to a convenient lock of Dooku’s hair, and have I mentioned how desperately I want the story about that? I mean, how the hell did Talzin manage to get it - what self respecting Sith doesn’t take care not to leave pieces of themselves where practitioners of Dark Magics can get them?

Anyway, that’s obviously not an option here, but Ventress needs to find a way to get past Dooku’s not inconsiderable defences. Mother Talzin points out that while she may not be able to target him directly, even a mighty Sith Lord cannot rid himself of all his connections. It is a longshot, but it is possible that a spell targeted at another might still be able to affect Dooku tangentially. All they need is a piece of something tightly linked to one who Dooku is still connected to…

The Jedi Temple has upped security since the incident with the Holocron Vault - patrols around the archives in particular have been increased, and the computer systems themselves not carry some rather impressive surprises for those attempting to infiltrate them. Security measures around the Jedi’s personal quarters however is not tight - oh the creche is well protected, but most of the Jedi are spending greater and greater periods on deployment and there is little need to guard empty quarters.   

Which is why no one can work out exactly what Ventress was after - her infiltrating the Temple was not completely unexpected, even if she does seem to be running freelance these days, but she didn’t seem to leave with anything of value! No military systems were breached, the archives are intact, and while some initiates report seeing a strange “Knight” wandering the halls there were no attempts at kidnapping (in fact if anything Ventress appeared to be taken aback by the appearance of children in the halls - they will never know the parade of might-have-beens that filled her mind in that moment). Ventress is just glad no-one caught her raiding certain people’s freshers. It was traumatic enough as it was without having to explain why she was raiding hairbrushes.

So having acquired the necessary materials Ventress returns to Dathomir and within  a one of its many sacred caverns begins the ritual, using all her skills to call upon the Darkness to bring “Yoda’s last Padawan” (or “Most powerful” depending on whatever canon has decided regarding certain apprenticeships) to her for the purposes of vengeance.

She’s not sure what exactly she’s expecting (the tie between Dooku and his former Master may not be strong enough to do anything, and who knows exactly how the spell will achieve it ) but it’s certainly not the flash of light followed by the sudden appearance of a young, blonde, human male who is most definitely NOT Count Dooku.

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MBTI as Iconic Film Quotes

ENFJ: Here’s looking at you, kid.

INFP: Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.

INFJ: Rosebud.

ENFP: I’m the King of the World!

ESTP: I feel the need—the need for speed!

ISFP: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

ESFP: Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

ISTP: Shaken, not stirred.

ISTJ: You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

ESTJ: You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

ISFJ: I am serious … and don’t call me Shirley.

ESFJ: We’ll always have Paris.

ENTJ: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

INTJ: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

INTP: Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

ENTP: Have fun storming the castle!

Movie Quotes the Signs Live By

ARIES:

“I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” 

Network, 1976


TAURUS:

“I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” 

Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1988


GEMINI:

“Why so serious?”

The Dark Knight, 2008


CANCER:

”You is kind. You is smart. You is important.” 

The Help, 2011


LEO:

“I’m king of the world!”

Titanic, 1997


VIRGO:

“There’s no place like home.”

The Wizard of Oz, 1939


LIBRA:

“After all, tomorrow is another day!”

Gone With the Wind, 1939


SCORPIO:

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

The Godfather II, 1974


SAGITTARIUS:

“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!”

Braveheart, 1995


CAPRICORN:

“May the Force be with you.”

Star Wars, 1977


AQUARIUS:

“I don’t want to survive. I want to live.” 

12 Years a Slave, 2013


PISCES:

“You can’t handle the truth!” 

A Few Good Men, 1992

anonymous asked:

Hey I don't mean to bother, but I was wondering if you had a list or so of your fav Bellarke fics(AU)? I love all your fics (Bellarke and Stydia) <3 Thanks!

AU?! Oh, man. I assume you mean non-canonverse AU. And I’m not much of an AU reader, but here are a couple of my all-time favs.

Take Me to Church by @hawthornewhisperer | M | priest-in-training!Bellamy is definitely not supposed to develop feelings for the girl he goes running with in the mornings. And they probably shouldn’t have sex either. He knows this, and yet. (link to all 6 chapters in the link) 

I Choose You by winterwaters | M | 17k | Clarke’s a society girl who doesn’t want to get married, despite her mother’s wishes, but then a farmer shows up, with a deal that intrigues her. (I’m an arranged marriage AU hoe and this one is so sweet. I’ve read it like a bedtime story many times.)

Worth the Trouble and Worth the Pain by @ponyregrets | T | 6k | Princess Clarke has one year to get married. Her personal guardsman is not pleased about the situation, but there’s not a lot he can do.

like ships in the night (passing me by) by viansian | T | 11k | He met her seven different times. Once when she was a child, twice on her deathbed and four times in between. (Alternatively, The Fic Where He’s Immortal and She’s Not)

I Make My Own Luck by somethingofatrainwreck | M | 23k | Poker Night was simple enough. Show up at Clarke’s every Thursday night. BYOB (no cans, always bottles), turn your phones off, don’t get in the middle when Mom and Dad start to bicker, never mention Mt. Weather, and for the love of God don’t bring any randos…It was simple. It really was. The thing about rules though? People can’t help but break them.aka five times someone ruined Poker Night and the one time all bets were off.

i’ve seen love go by my door (it’s never been this close before) by safeandsound13 | M | 5k | Every story begins somewhere, usually with a shared look from across the room and the exchange of names. Theirs starts with an abduction and a set of handcuffs. Or, the less fancy version of it: Clarke and Bellamy plan Murphy’s death while being cuffed to a bathroom sink. (this is kinda a crack fic, kinda just really funny, and i love the author so lemme throw it in there)

Keep Your Enemies Closer by PaintedGhostOrchid | NR | 51k |  Bellamy and Clarke are co-workers and bitter rivals who live to compete with one another and can barely be civil- at least, until their respective partners start having an affair and Clarke and Bellamy have no choice but to team up to win back their cheating lovers. (I have a massive boner for this one, don’t even ask why because idk.)