but you're the real master yes

who should you fight Hamilton edition
  • Alexander Hamilton: you're probably gonna lose because he will NOT give up but please fight alexander hamilton. he probably wants to fight you. he wants to fight everyone. even if you don't want to fight, he'll fight you anyway.
  • Aaron Burr: if you can actually get him to fight (he'll prob just run away most of the time) you've got like a 60-75% chance of beating him but this poor man's been through so much just leave him alone
  • John Laurens: you could probably beat him but John Laurens has done nothing wrong and deserves only the best in this world. do not fight laurens.
  • Marquis de Lafayette: you want to fight lafayette? master tactician and owner of many guns, marquis de lafayette? well ok then good luck
  • Hercules Mulligan: dude spies and sews pants for a living. he's pretty big, real feisty, and has incredible resilience but if you're strong enough you might be able to take him.
  • Phillip Hamilton: what?? the fuck? why??? why would you want to fight phillip??
  • Eliza Schuyler: eliza is a pure and good angel and fighting her will only get your ass kicked by alexander and angelica
  • Angelica Schuyler: she will mess you the FUCK up. DO NOT FIGHT ANGELICA SCHUYLER. DO NOT.
  • King George III: yes. beat his smarmy pompous ass. he's used to a life of comfort so it's almost a guaranteed win.
  • John Adams: you should most definitely fight john adams. he'll probably try to slander your name after tho so maybe wear a mask or something
  • George Washington: do you honestly think this would be a good idea
  • Samuel Seabury: fight this loser. another guaranteed win.
  • Charles Lee: did you see how he did in the war? if you can get him to stand still and not retreat you'll definitely win
  • Thomas Jefferson: JESUS CHRIST YES FIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER AT EVERY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY. HIT HIM WITH A GODDAMN TWO BY FOUR I DON'T GIVE A SHIT JUST KICK HIS SHITTY RACIST ASS WHENEVER POSSIBLE. it's debatable whether or not you'll actually win but GOD FIGHT HIM ANYWAY