but you're still a douchebag

Gotham {Sentence Starters}
  • "You know if it were up to me, this would be over quick, without all the fuss."
  • "Ever since then, you've been a royal pain in the ass!"
  • "Don't be self-righteous. Don't be arrogant."
  • "I love this city, and I see it going to hell. But I won't let it fall apart without a fight."
  • "You want to say that a little louder? Not everybody heard."
  • "Foolish arrogance led me astray. But I learned my lessons."
  • "You make a life of crime sound very noble."
  • "You're just a little sinner like the rest of us. I'm almost kind of sad about that."
  • "When you know what a man loves, you know what can kill him."
  • "You seem like a nice guy, but this is not a city or a job for nice guys."
  • "There's nothing more dangerous than an honest man, huh?"
  • "You want me to keep quiet about all this?"
  • "So I've been thinking. You're still a douchebag."
  • "I figure I'm doomed anyhow. I might as well join the good guys."
  • "If you don't want to do this, there's no shame in it."
  • "Oh, yeah, we're gonna make the papers, all right."
  • "Fear doesn't need conquering. Fear tells you where the edge is. Fear is a good thing."
  • "You're like a human roller coaster, except you only go down."
  • "What are you doing? Are you doing okay?"
  • "So what is your play? I mean, you got one, right?"
  • "You understand why I might be skeptical, considering it's you telling me this."
  • "Get your things. I'm taking you someplace safe."
  • "You mean to tell me this whole time that you haven't suspected anything?"
  • "What motivated you? Why do you want this place so bad?"
  • "You know, you're turning into quite a beautiful woman."
  • "I am cool! Why would you tell me to stay cool? Why are you telling me what to do?"
  • "It's ruined! Why would you do that? Answer me!"

anonymous asked:

I despise you. I despise the way you act and the incredibly entitled responses you throw out as if you dictate what is "right" and "wrong." Of course, being that you are the way you are, you're going to call me racist for this hatred because you yourself are so fucking small minded. the fact is it doesn't matter what race you are, you're still a complete douchebag and so overly sensitive towards everything, stamping the term "RACIST" on issues that aren't even REMOTELY RELATED.

Haha, U MAD.