but you'd have to keep your day job

  • Robert: Where've you been? Your mum's been doing her nut.
  • Aaron: What are you doing out here?
  • Robert: Keeping out the way of her and Cain. I told them I'd lock up.
  • Aaron: Didn't do a very good job, did you?
  • Robert: Give me a break. I'm still at it.
  • Aaron: You'd have thought it was you on the GBH charge, the way you're carrying on.
  • Robert: Yeah, well, I'm worried about you. So sue me.
  • Aaron: Did you think I'd done a runner?
  • Robert: Wouldn't be the first time.
  • Aaron: Got too much keeping me here these days.
  • Robert: So go on, where have you been?
  • Aaron: I went to the police station. Gave them a new interview. Threw myself at their mercy.
  • Robert: And?
  • Aaron: Well, they weren't best pleased. It contradicted everything I said the first time round, so... they dragged me to court.
  • Robert: What?
  • Aaron: It was only for some prelim thing. You know, turn up, smile, nod. Then they had to bounce it to crown Court cos it's a violent offence. Anyway, they'll be in touch nearer the time when they have an actual date for the hearing.
  • Robert: Why didn't you tell me?
  • Aaron: Because I didn't know myself. And besides, I'm better off doing it on my own.
  • Robert: You're not on your own. You're with me now, remember? But I wouldn't wanna be anywhere else. No matter how much trouble you've given me, how much grief.
  • Aaron: Sounds like a dare to me.
  • Robert: Yeah, well, I dare you, for once in your life, to shut up. (KISS, heart-eyes, KISS)
SOMEDAY YOU WILL HAVE ADS FILL YOUR HEAD, IN THE SPACES YOU'D RATHER KEEP FOR DREAMING. INSOMNIA WILL BE A LUXURY AND YOUR DAY JOB WILL STILL BE A CHORE. YOU WILL FARM OUT YOUR MIND TO LIVE OUT THE CORPORATE MARKET STEAM. THE AIR TIME WILL COVER YOUR RENT AND AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR MEALS. THE EARLY ONES WILL HIT A SNAG, CLICK BAIT, AND MAYBE GET WASHED OUT TO VIRAL C:// BUT IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT BECAUSE BIG PHARMA WILL TAME YOU. A WEEK LATER, YOU'LL BE A FLAPPY BIRD AGAIN WITH FREE PAIN KILLERS AND YOUR OWN PERSONAL RFID.

- @DanielToumine