Narrator: No, no, no-no-no. I want the most dangerous reptile you’ve got.
Store Worker: I have an iguana that-uh, eats crickets.
Narrator: That’d be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets. Seriously, mate, I need you to step it up a notch. Is there anything that scares the coocoo out of you?
Store Worker: Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.
Narrator: Ooh! Does it-
Store Worker: -N-no it does not breath fire.
Narrator: Well, then we’re back to square one, aren’t we?