but you know no one will notice

societyslostone  asked:

No-no, lance with a fake mermaid tail that he wears in the water and entertaining kids. A hose that constantly provides air so he can stay underwater for long periods of time. Swimming with peaceful fish in a large tank.

Okay I absolutely LOVE THIS so give me an entire Voltron aquarium AU

  • Voltron Aquarium was owned by Alfor, but he retired and his best friend Coran took over
  • His daughter Allura wanted to take over because she studies zoology but she’s still young and in school and Alfor wants her to graduate ,so Coran takes over so he knows his staff will still be taken care of
  • Allura still plays a huge part, she’s one of their best animal handlers and she teaches a lot of programs for local schools
  • Shiro is their primary physician for the animals, so he and Allura usually work together a lot to see if problems are medical or behavioral and just generally make sure the animals are happy and healthy
  • Hunk works there too, as a sort of grounds keeper and technician to make sure the outdoor displays look nice, the exhibits have proper lighting and temperatures and space and nothing is broken
  • And during the summer they offer boat tours! They have a boat they keep at a local marina and Hunk drives the boat while Allura teaches programs
  • Pidge can’t work there because she’s still in high school, but she volunteers there every weekend bc she’s a huge nerd
  • Sometimes she helps Allura teach programs and she knows all the animals and could babble about their ecosystems for hours
  • Keith is a marine biology and environmental science student at the local college and is there basically all the time because he has a membership that gets him free admission
  • Shiro is his best friend from childhood and they both grew up on the beach and developed a love for aquatic life so they both study it
  • So Keith goes there to hang out with Shiro, lend a hand when it’s needed bc he knows the whole staff and aquarium pretty well, but mostly he just hangs out by his favorite exhibits while doing homework
  • A local extremist “animal rights” group and publication called GALRA holds protests outside the aquarium saying that holding animals in captivity is wrong
  • The staff is annoyed and Pidge fights them a lot bc they work with a lot of conservation groups to create animal welfare programs and protect water rights, and their animals are all well taken care of with appropriate exhibits
  • Nevertheless GALRA is loud and public, and so they notice they’ve been losing money, especially on the days when the protestors are there
  • So they need a big new idea that can bring people in, but it has to be something they can be public about without GALRA condemning them and making things even worse
  • Hunk is the one who suggests it, he knows his neighbor is obsessed with ocean life and is a professional mermaid
  • It’s perfect because the aquarium needs a non-animal based exhibit and Lance has been struggling to make ends meet
  • He works during the day as a fitness instructor, and he’s studying at the community college nearby, but the mermaid thing is mostly just a hobby that he and his partner Plaxum do every once in a while
  • He and Plaxum get hired as a mermaid duo to perform shows fairly regularly
  • Keith shows up one day and notices it’s really crowded and is like ???? because he doesn’t know of any new exhibits or anything
  • So he goes exploring and sees one of the pools is occupied by two people
  • He looks around and there’s no staff around, are these people trespassing? So he goes over and starts telling Lance that guests can’t just jump into the pool, and there’s a crowd gathering so he needs to get out before he gets in huge trouble
  • Lance just looks all confused, then laughs and is like “Come back in 20 minutes”
  • So Keith gets all annoyed and leaves but he can’t help it, he’s curious, so he comes back later to see that these people are still in the pool, only now he notices they have mermaid tails and are putting on a whole show
  • And look, Lance may have just been doing this mostly as a hobby, but dang if he isn’t good at it
  • Turns out Lance is studying ecology and biology and like wow, he knows what he’s talking about
  • He and Plaxum look so graceful performing these shows, and he is really good at charming the audience and putting on a very convincing act while also teaching kids about marine ecology
  • At first Keith thinks it’s silly but I mean, Lance is very attractive and the mermaid costume is doing wonders for him
  • And Lance has his whole mermaid act, so he is very sassy and fun and teases Keith when he gets caught staring at them and pretending not to be invested
  • But like he’s clearly there with Plaxum and so he kinda just observes from afar
  • Except he’s there late one day, and sees Lance leaving after a show, and Keith realizes this is his first time seeing Lance with clothes, and his hair is dry and kinda curly from the water, and he looks tired but so so cute
  • So Keith is like whoaaa okay run away but nope, Lance sees him and starts up a conversation
  • And it turns out the mermaid persona is like, exactly that, a persona? And Lance is actually very sweet and soft-spoken and nice and wow Keith is done for
  • Keith just so happens to start hanging around the aquarium during every show, and Lance is an oblivious idiot who thinks he’s there to watch Plaxum and be a fish nerd
  • Cue some good old fashioned mutual pining
  • Until one day, Keith is hanging around waiting for Shiro to clock out and notices Hunk talking to Lance
  • So Keith starts to walk over and Lance doesn’t notice and Keith overhears him talking about how cute some guy is and how he’s there all the time but he only ran into him the one time and he can’t be flirting while doing a show
  • Keith is all :( because Lance likes someone else
  • And Lance still doesn’t notice him and is like “I don’t even know his name! I just call him cute mullet boy with the red jacket in my head” and like
  • Cue Hunk looking behind Lance to Keith, with his mullet and his red jacket and a freaking lightbulb goes off
  • So Hunk is like “His name is Keith” and Lance is like ?!?!?! you know him?! Can you introduce me?
  • So Hunk is like ummmm introduce yourself
  • And Lance turns around and realizes Keith has been eavesdropping and wow they are both very gay
  • So they start dating and they’re the ocean’s greatest power couple
  • Anyways Lance’s exhibit does wonderfully and GALRA can’t fight them on it and the protestors stop showing up so business is doing really well
  • And it’s happy and gay and mermaids bring everyone together!

spartanluna  asked:

So, I just got some super frustrating news. I've been working on getting my body fat % down to at or below 24%, and having taped myself, I thought I was at 27%, so I've been excited. I go in to my recruiter's office to get taped and now I'm 7.5% off my goal. I'm trying to maintain my moto, but damn this is frustrating. I do 2 miles on the treadmill after work every night, at an incline of 10-14 at 3-3.5mph, my diet is good, could be a little better I suppose. BLARG.

This is actually a common occurrence for people. if you feel like you are getting in a rut with your workouts switch up the cardio. 

Try biking, swimming, jump rope, elliptical,

You see the body is ONE ADAPTIVE MUHFUGGA so if you do the same thing over and over without increasing the intensity or length of exercises then that is just 

The Law of Diminishing Returns

Heres an Example not many know this but theres a misconception that training with high reps only works muscular endurance. 

Originally posted by lesmemoiresdoutreagreg


You see when training with high reps with an exercise you can very well put on strength and size but the problem is as you become stronger and doing more repetitions, the noticeable gains in muscle mass and strength go down. 

So while thinking the more reps you add, the stronger you get they are actually making the increases in strength and size smaller.  

So while reps in the range of 20- 40 where muscle failure is hit and you can do no more with good form, That can actually build an impressive amount of strength and muscle. 

But the higher above this you go the smaller the increases in strength and muscle mass. 

the level of profits or benefits gained is less than the amount of energy invested.

As you keep adding to the number of reps you can do, strength is less affected and endurance is more affected. until you are doing so many pushups that changes in strength are no longer measurable.  That happens somewhere around 130-150 reps, according to the various researches.

SO I could do say 1000 Squats but Honestly while it be great my muscular endurance if im looking for Strength and Size it probably be better just to add more weight and do less reps. 

But there are folks like Herschel Walker who does 1000s of Pushups and Situps everyday and get INSANE BENEFITS but he is an anamoly

But anyways to get back to what you were saying.

Stop doing the Same old Same Old and switch it up. It keeps your workouts more fun and also helps you keep getting results.

BUT REMEMBER IF YOU ARE NOT SLEEPING A MINIMUM OF 8-9 HOURS WHILE WORKING OUT AND EATING HEALTHY NUTRITIOUS FOODS FOR THE MAJORITY OF YOUR CALORIES then you are honestly wasting Time because only when they all work together do you get the best results

From the 3 Legged Stool of Fitness Patented Jaxblade ;)

So Don’t give up. Stay consistent and keep at it

Originally posted by mateytatey

anonymous asked:

i don't know if you've done this already but could you write some fake dating prompts, pretty please? maybe with two best friends, or two enemies even, that end up falling for each other? you're such a beautiful writer by the way, please let us know if you ever publish anything, you're absolutely amazing xx

1) “No one notices newly weds, the PDA is too uncomfortable,” their boss said.
I nodded in agreement - it sure was!
“Which,” their boss said. “Is why the two of you are going to be posing as newly weds to get the scoop at the function.”
They were going to what now. 


2) “So you two are dating?”
“No, no,” they laughed. “It’s a joke. Fake. People kept assuming we were dating because we’re such good friends, so we started pretend dating to get stuff and to mess with everyone.”
“But you go on dates, and kiss, and hold hands, and you’re exclusive.”
“Yeah, but it’s just an act.” They paused, mind straying to how, now, when everyone left the room they hadn’t quite stopped with the pet names and the touching. It had become so ingrained. What if someone walked in suddenly, after all? “…it’s just method acting,” they said. Their heart pounded.
The other person blinked at them. The silence stretched.
“Oh my god we’re dating.” 


3) It became something of a competition on who could be a better date. It was hilarious. They were doing so well - up until now when their stomach had bottomed out. “What’s the matter?” their friend teased with a sunny grin. “You look dazzled. Are you in love with me or something?”
Oh shit. Houston we have a problem. Abort mission. Shit. 

Interrupted- William Nylander

Originally posted by willynylanders

Ok so this one is NOT smut… there’s some steam at the beginning but the only thing missing is shirts! So read at your own comfort level! Anyway enjoy!

Warning: STEAMY, toplessness

Anon Request: Would you be able to write one where someone walks in on will nyalnder and the reader doing something a little dirty ;)

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              “Hey” Willy said, his arms coming around you as you stood stirring a pot of soup. He pressed a kiss to your neck.

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omgkatsudonplease  asked:

20 for viktuuri!

20) things you said that I wasn’t meant to hear

“I want your blessing.”

“…You want my blessing?”

Yuuri stops in his tracks when he hears his sister speaking to Victor, breath immediately catching so that he doesn’t miss the next part of the conversation.

“Yes,” the reply comes, a familiar voice that—embarrassingly enough—makes Yuuri’s toes curl just from hearing it.

“But you’re already—”

“I know,” Victor interrupts. “But I want to…” He pauses, thoughtful. “I want to do this properly.”

There’s a shifting of feet, and for a second Yuuri’s posture tightens even more, afraid that one of them will come out into the hallway and see him standing there, petrified. Mari sounds unimpressed. “My brother can do what he wants. You don’t need my blessing to get married to him. Besides, he bought the ring for you, didn’t he?”

“No, no, not… Not your blessing,” Victor corrects, and he speaks the last three words in his awkward Japanese. The next sentence he takes on slowly, enunciating each foreign syllable. “Your approval. I want to know what you think about it.”

Another pause.

Yuuri turns, pressing his heels against the wall to keep himself flat against it. He should walk away. He knows he should walk away, but he can’t, he’s glued in place by some unaccountable force. His heart thuds in his chest and he’s acutely aware of the golden ring on his finger, the ring that he had, in fact, bought. He hadn’t intended for it to be an engagement ring, but…

“Well,” Mari says, and despite using her normal couldn’t-care-less tone, he can sense the meaning underlying each word, erupting through the cold surface. Yuuri wonders if Victor can tell, too. “He has always liked you,” she speaks in rusty English. “Obviously. So that’s…” She trails off.

Yuuri feels tension creep up his arms as he waits for her to finish.

“You make him happy,” she decides. “Happy,” she then repeats in Japanese. “And that’s all I’ve ever wanted for him. After Sochi, I wasn’t sure he’d ever return to the ice. You seemed to help him with that, and… And…” Her voice breaks, just barely enough that nobody except Yuuri would ever notice. “Since he met you, I’ve never seen him so…”

An impact.

The next few words are whispered from her, and Yuuri knows that to see Mari hugging someone is to witness a rare sight. He lets out a breath and takes in another one just as quickly, afraid of alerting them to his presence. He takes a few steps backwards, wondering if one of them is about to leave the room.

“Thank you,” Mari says, a bit louder, a bit more composed. “And if you tell him I hugged you like this, I’ll kill you.”

Victor laughs. “I understand.”

“And if you hurt him…”

He clears his throat. “I… Yes, I understand. I won’t.”

“I know you won’t. Now go plan your wedding, Victor.”

Lance used to talk to Hunk about Keith

Hear me out…

After rewatching ep 1 of Voltron for the nth time, I just started to think about something.

So basically I relate a lot to Keith, and one of the things I noticed is that in ep 1, is that Keith tends to stay close to Shiro and/or Lance. I’m assuming because those are the people he is more comfortable with. I mean, If I got stuck in space with a group of random people I would totally stay close to those I know better. Thank you very much.

Point is, I never saw Keith show he knew Hunk. Even during the bike chasing scene he calls Hunk “Big guy”

Which makes me think that Keith doesn’t know (or remember) Hunk.

Now there are two options here.
1) Keith and Lance were in a different class from Hunk’s
2) They were all in the same class

I personally believe more in the second option since in Pidge’s flashbacks, when we see Lance and Hunk at the garrison, they clearly knew each other, and from the “hasta la later, Keith” we know that they both knew Keith. 

Either way, Hunk wasn’t around Keith enough time for him to remember him but
on the other hand, when Keith appears and Lance says “It’s Keith” Hunk immediately replies “Keith? You sure?” while pidge goes “Who’s Keith!”
which leaves you with the idea that Hunk knew exactly who Keith was.

And how did he know that?

Definitely not because he was friends with him because Keith would have remembered him for sure. But because Lance talked to Hunk about Keith.
It’s pretty canon if you ask me.

Just want to note that Lance probably only talked about how he was going to beat Keith’s ass or kept declaring his rivalry. But point is, he certainly talked a lot about Keith, for Hunk to know exactly who Lance was talking about in that split moment.

so charlie and mac have been best friends since they were little tiny babies right and they have their own special rituals and traditions and history that the rest of the gang isn’t really privy to and just like. in high school they all start hanging out as a group, right, and dennis starts having more-than-friends feelings for mac, and he’s trying to sniff around and get some intel and so one day in math class he’s sitting next to tim murphy and he’s like, “hey, do you know which girl ronnie the rat is going out with?” and tim murphy wrinkles his nose and goes, “girl? i thought ronnie the rat was dating dirtgrub” and dennis is uh. shaken. and all of a sudden he wonders? if mac and charlie have been dating this whole time and he just didn’t realize it?

so overnight he gets extremely jealous as fuck of charlie and the entire group notices the shift in dennis’s attitude and they have no idea what happened with him or what’s making him act this way, and the three of them congregate and are like, “??? i think charlie did something to piss off dennis? charlie you should swing by his locker after school and see why he’s so upset.” so charlie shows up at dennis’s locker holding a fruitcake and he’s like, “hey dennis” and dennis is like “what the fuck do you want” and charlie is like “okay dude what is up why are you acting like this what did i ever do to you” and dennis is like “i think you know” and charlie’s like “i promise you i do not” and dennis is like, “w/e charlie, just leave me alone and go hang out with your boyfriend” and charlie’s like, “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and he reports back to mac and dee who are stationed around the corner and he starts eating the fruitcake with his bare hands because dennis didn’t accept it obviously and mac’s like, “so??? what’s up??? what did he say he looked pissed” and charlie’s like “oh dennis thinks you’re my boyfriend for some reason and he’s acting all weird about it… dude i think he has a boner for me. it’s kind of flattering you know he’s a good-looking guy.” and mac - who, naturally, is not dating charlie and is in love with dennis - is very coolly like, “oh. that’s. interesting. well. i have to go home and… iron my… dog” and he turns briskly and walks down the hall and charlie’s like “what the fuck is his problem” and dee is like “oh my god every single one of you is the stupidest person alive”

and then over the course of the next two weeks charlie and mac and dennis stop speaking to one another and filter all messages through dee who tries desperately to convey to them the truth of what is happening and get them to like, speak to one another, but the three of them are super preoccupied in this whole soap opera love triangle As The Gang Turns bullshit and they don’t want to see reason.

Interesting science observation in Digimon Adventure Tri

So I’m a science nerd and I’m watching Digimon Adventure Tri, having a great time, feeling like a kid again, all is right with the world. But then I notice a detail, a teeny tiny detail that there’s a chance the creators didn’t even intend to be analyzed like this. But that’s not how my brain works, so my ticker clocks into overdrive over the long term ramifications in the Digimon franchise of the simple existence of a 2 in a place you wouldn’t even know there isn’t even supposed to be one.

Allow me to explain.

All of our computer and electronic signals can be broken down into a language called binary, which is comprised of the ever popular digital ones and zeros. See, inside of your computer is a series of circuits and paths for electrons to follow through and the presence or absence of these electrons forms the basis for computational processes. Binary is called binary because any given bit can only exist in one of two states; there is an electron present or there is not, a 1 or a 0. These individual 1′s and 0′s, these electrons and lack of electrons, are all programming is. There are other languages built up for higher processes, such as hexadecimal (base 16 instead of base 2 for binary), but even that gets broken down into binary for the sake of data transmission and calculations. The ultimate point here is all computer programs are ultimately made of 1′s and 0′s. No shocker there.

So enter Digimon Adventure Tri. The premise of the entire Digimon franchise is that Digimon, and the Digital World they come from, are solid living digital lifeforms made of computer code. Various iterations of the franchise even directly refer to the 1′s and 0′s that Digimon are made of. But a small detail in Tri changes things slightly. Go back and watch the scenes where the Digimon digivolve. During the animation you briefly see their code exposed and running across their bodies before the process is compete. Below is a freezeframe from the scene that plays when Agumon digivolves into Greymon.

Ok, nothing we haven’t seen before in this franchise, Tamers had a similar sequence, got your 0′s and your 1′s and-wait a sec…is that a…

2? A 2? Why a 2? Oh there’s another 2, oh there’s more 2′s, WHY ARE THERE 2′S?!

This, my friends, is not binary. This is a base 3 coding language called trinary, which doesn’t really exist. I’m sure someone in this world has tried coding in base 3, but with the way our electronics work, that code would still be broken down into binary for the device to function and to communicate with other devices. But what this means for Digimon is that the Digimon themselves are coded in trinary and not binary.

And…that actually explains a few things. One, it gels nicely with the fact that this is Digimon Adventure TRI, so that’s likely the reason it was thrown in there by the creative team. It also forms a nice parallel to the rock-paper- scissors nature of Digimon, in that every Digimon is either a Data, Vaccine, or Virus type and they have a rock-paper-scissors weakness cycle in that order. Each bit a Digimon is made of can be in one of three states (a 0, a 1, or a 2) just like each Digimon is one of the three types.

But I think there’s more to it than that other than these meta reasons. Throughout the Digimon shows it’s been demonstrated that Digimon themselves interfere with electronic devices; TVs, cell phones, etc get all fuzzy and don’t work right when a Digimon gets near them or travels through their cyberspace. This could be because when the devices either read that Digimon’s code or some sort of digital aura that they give off, it starts screwing up because it literally cannot read their trinary data. They read the 0′s and 1′s just fine, but once that third state shows up they are not physically equipped to handle that and they spazz out.

I also think this might be the thing that makes Digimon special and not just like any other AI. Not only are Digimon physically solid and alive, they also are able to form unique connections with human beings and gain power and energy through those connections. This weird unknown third bit type could be the missing link that makes Digimon different to IBM Watson or an actual Tamagotchi, what gives the Digital World the ability to be such a wondrous place.

So that’s me overanalyzing a background detail, I hope you all learned something. Have a great day!

Hey lovelies! Hope everyone is having a great Tuesday! I just wanted to pop on and let everyone know that there’s been a few rule updates. As you know, there were a bunch of rule updates back in January when we did the revamp, and recently we’ve added one or two more, mostly about activity, posting spoilers, etc. We’ve noticed some rule breaking recently from multiple people, even after we’ve made some posts about it on the main.  So I’m posting this message to ask all the members to PLEASE do the following:

  • Go reread the rules. All of them.
  • Once you have, please like this post
  • Send a message to the main with the rules password AND all of your current characters you play.

We’re going to give everyone a week to do this. Anyone who has not messaged in with the rule password after a week is going to be unfollowed. This doesn’t mean you can’t come back–it just means you can’t come back until you’ve read the rules! Also, any member caught breaking the rules after sending in the rules password is going to be issued a strike.

This might seem drastic to some people, but please understand where we’re coming from. We make the rules here to keep this a fun, safe, and fair environment. But there’s only so many times we can remind people you must wait two weeks after dropping a character to pick one up, or to wait 24 hours before posting spoilers, to reply to starters before posting your own, etc. This way we can ensure every member here at scandalous knows the rules and is willing to follow them.

We all really appreciate you being here and doing this. If you have any questions, as always, don’t hesitate to ask! 

killgirl4568  asked:

Could you do a Void Stiles imagine where the reader is physically and mentally abused by him and she has to try and get over it and you and take it where you want to from there?

Every night you wake up from the same nightmare. Every night you wake up doused in sweat. Every night you see his face and his smile and you want to scream. Every night you are remembered of what happened that night.

                                          _______________

Everyone is the pack knew something was wrong with Stiles. Everyone noticed the attitude adjustment and the way his face was changing. Over time it just seemed he got ruder and paler.  The one thing the pack didn’t know was what the new Stiles would do. Scott couldn’t even protect his own pack members from “Void Stiles”.

Soon after the pack found out what happened to the usually goofy boy they started calling the change Void. Apparently some Japanese spirit took over Stiles’s body and used it for evil. You never knew the boy you loved so much could cause you so much pain. It wasn’t that bad at first, small comments that weren’t ordinary. The comments Void Stiles said always hurt though. Comments like, “Sorry love, you’re not as beautiful as before”. Things like that got under your skin.

Then one night you got a call from Stiles, saying how normal he felt and how he’s finally changed back. Sadly you believed him and agreed to meet at his house. Stiles’s dad was working late that night and you felt an eerie feeling as you entered into the dark house. Then you noticed Stiles on top of the stairs with dark circles under his eyes and a cheshire cat type smile on his face.

You tried to turn around and run out of the door but it slammed in front of you. The doors were locked as well, giving you no escape from the house. “God please Stiles,” you pleaded with the boy. Stiles didn’t reply, however he started slowly making his way down the steps. You reached down in your jean pocket and pulled out your phone, quickly dialing Scott’s number.

“Scott! Please help me! I’m at Stiles,” You shouted at him as he answered the phone. Suddenly you felt a hand slap your face and the next thing you knew your on the floor. You noticed Stiles still smiling as he started to get closer to you, you tried to scoot away from him as fast as you could.

“I tried to play nice, Y/N, but looks like someone wants to be a fucking bitch!” Void Stiles screamed as he grabbed a fistful of your hair and yanked you up. Tears started to fill your eyes as you felt hair being pulled out of your scalp. “GET THE FUCK UP!” Void Stiles screamed before pushing you full force against the wall.

“Stiles, please this isn’t you,” you cried out to him, hoping the boy you once knew would wake up. Void Stiles just started walking around you, playing with you like you were a mouse and he was a cat. He kept on doing these ‘tisk’ noises, like he was disciplining you.

“This is the new and improved me love,” He said while laughing maniacally. He grabbed your wrist and pulled you up to him. “Sadly love, you don’t make the cut for the new me,” He said before throwing you into the glass coffee table. Your body smashing the glass into tiny pieces. The shards digging into your flesh.

“F..uc..k you,” You managed to say to the boy, holding on for your dear life. The pain throbbing throughout your whole body. Suddenly you heard multiple bangings on the door and then some muffled shouts.

“Well love, it’s time for me to run,” Void Stiles said before walking out the back door. All you heard was a door being broken down and multiple people running in. The pack surrounded your broken body, someone lifted you up and carried you to a car.

The next thing you remember was waking up in the bright hospital room, Lydia and Scott asleep on the sofa. You tried to lift yourself up and speak to them, but the pain was to much to bare. You just feel back asleep.

A/N: Oops I did it again! I’m like the queen of taking hiatuses I guess. Well I hope y’all enjoy it and I hope the person who requested it liked it! I honestly don’t know how I feel about this imagine, but that’s how I feel about a lot of my recent writing.

i hit 1k!

so i just noticed the other day that i passed 1000 followers so i felt kinda obligated to do this follow forever and mention a couple of people that have been great to me on this site!!

so whether you knew me when i was plaidoldsam, mininiladd, liljerenemy, or know me as talonva, thanks for making my 3-ish years on this site pretty good. 

some of you are inactive or don’t even follow me anymore but whatever love u guys

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@acebodhi /  @brocksnuckel@cranknewtwhodis@dats-a-toilet / @deadmarktehfish@deadpoolsdickwarmer / @eacia@elliefia / @evanoss

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anonymous asked:

Hi, I had a fan theory I wanted to share about stanley. I have noticed that throughout BATB stanley is very close to the town lasses or "bimbetts" and can even be seen doing one of the girls hair in the gaston tavern scene. My theory is Stanley is the brother of the three girls and that's why his clothing & hair resembles theirs. I would love to know ur thoughts on this theory. Thank you x

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fucking blown

Originally posted by georgetakei

LIKE, I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE HE WAS DOING HER HAIR, I WAS WONDERING WTF HE WAS DOING OMG

AND I LOVE THAT HEADCANON? LIKE, IT’S ADORABLE

I can just picture them as kids, the Bimbettes 7 years old and Stanley 9 years old, they’d just be having tea parties and dressing up and be the most adorable kids ever asddinidjvndjinciuwenc

I NEED FANART OF THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

anonymous asked:

Do u have any tips for gaining an audience for art?

hmm.. well. this is a question ive gotten several times that I would avoid, because I don’t really know how to answer this question..

Consistency with ‘activeness’ is important, I do a really bad job of that and I notice how much it affects my activity on here when im inactive (which im fine with but maybe helpful for you to know!).

The better you are at art, the easier it is to get noticed, so practice is key!! I used to get only one note for my art when I was a beginner at digital art few years back. Id get more notes progressively through practice. Tag your artwork :) its good organization but its also useful for letting it be seen by others. Also content is quite important? I know that fan art is usually very popular, but I also know a lot of blogs that contain only original content that is “successful” (webcomic or ocs), create something that people would want to see more of :)

I’ll be honest, I still think it all comes down to skill. So don’t give up, draw what makes you happy, and share your art growth consistently on tumblr (i did it this way)! If you need support, im here.

non-superhero! aged up! au :

  • gabriel isn’t a fashion designer and adrien isn’t a model. instead; he works at a fast-food place.
    • he has to wear those visors they wear at like, mcdonalds and it messes his hair up every. single. time.
    • he smells like french fries constantly !!!
  • marinette goes there a lot. enough to where adrien takes notice and starts to give her two cherries in her milkshakes instead of one.
    • “just a little something extra”
  • when they introduce themselves, the poor boy forgets he wears a nametag and introduces himself anyway. marinette is just “yeah, i-i know, you wear a name tag lmao” aaaand !! cue an embarrassed adrien
  • after a while, he offers to take marinette out to lunch when she’s free and she jokes about them eating lunch at his job, at the table in the back with old initials scratched into it.
  • the kid rides a bike to work until he saves enough money to get himself a moped.
    • bonus : when he and marinette start dating, he buys her a helmet so she can ride with him places.
    • double bonus : HELMET HAIR X2
  • when he gets fired from the fast food place, marinette offers him a job at the bakery as a delivery boy. 
    • he starts to smell like the cakes, cookies and pastries that he delivers.
  • adrien mopedding to school and then walking to marinette’s house just so he can walk back to school with her !!
  • marinette bringing him croissants for breakfast every morning !!!
    • bonus : marinette bringing breakfast for the whole squad ayee
  • hot chocOLATE iN THE WINTER WITH FRESH PASTRIES THAT ARE STILL WARM !!!
  • MARINETTE MAKES ADRIEN MITTENS WADDUP
  • plagg is a black kitten that adrien finds that ends up taking a liking to him and follows him around, and sleeps on his moped seat most nights.
  • tikki is a ladybug with exactly five spots that always returns to marinette’s flowers on her balcony and basically lives on the plant now.
  • adrien lets marinette drive his moped but practically bites all his nails off because wHAT IF BOTH OF HIS PRECIOUS THINGS GET HURT!!
    • #adrien worrywart agreste amiright
  • adrien plans out their special night bow chicka wowow but accidentally makes it on a sunday way to go buddy and he has a heart attack when he sees the date ‘maRINETTE GET UP WE HAVE SCHOOL ITS MONDAY WHY DONT I PAY ATTENTION TO CALENDARS’ so they gotta bolt tf out of there and thank god she lives across the street. they still get there late though lmao. alya and nino waNT THE DEETS.
  • they have a study group on marinette’s balcony with a lot of coffee because group project due tomorrow leTS HIGHTAIL THIS SHIT and marinette causes adrien to fall asleep on her because she absentmindedly plays with his hair while she writes and he’s out like a light tbh
  • the squad goes to the beach and blondie turns into a lobster and nino slaps him on the back. rip dude

anonymous asked:

Why isn't Svadalica's stream more popular? She is nontoxic, always laughign, has a great taste in music, and is naturally pretty without makeup.. I don't know how she's never gotten a donation but i tmakes me sad.... When I have spare money I'm going to support her

Well, there’s a few reasons. I obviously don’t know for sure, but I can assume that not having a consistent schedule does not help. I also do not have my stream fully set up–I’m still missing my overlay and whatnot, though it is slowly getting there.

I’m glad you like the music though. As a pretty nontoxic player my streams can get dull, and as you noticed I don’t generally dress for the camera. I show up wrapped in a blanket half the time! I also switch between normals with friends and solo ranked a good bit, and have done one or two art streams, so my content isn’t set as one thing, which can be unappealing.

Since the goal isn’t views and it started as entertainment for my friends, this isn’t too big of a deal. It is a little sad there haven’t been any donations, I could super use the food money, but no one’s obligated to donate to me.That said, if you’re that determined, I’ll definitely appreciate it. It’s not something I can afford to reject. Cost of living is really high for me and every little bit counts ^^

-Mod Svadalica

INFJ who values ISTPs

I know we tend to accept the love we think we deserve but I know full well that you deserve something greater. I hope you find someone who acknowledges and adores the parts of you, you keep hidden. I hope they are patient with your inconsistent reciprocated interest in the beginning. I hope they find value in your consistent honesty. I hope they feel safe in your silent moments. I hope they love you for your small nuances that no one else notices. I hope they make it known to you how much you mean to them. I hope this kind of love makes you feel seen for who you really are and makes you feel understood. You deserve nothing less.


sorry if I made an istp vom.

talesfromcallcenters: Upset we prevented fraud on her account.

Ok, so I worked fraud prevention for a few years. I got this one call from an old lady. When I look over the activity I notice it is obviously fraud. There are transactions happening at the same time in her home state and in my most common fraud location, Jewelers in Dubai.

So I start going over all her activity confirming what is hers(I know before I ask, but protocol). Now our system blocked at point of sale all the fraud. This bank also would overnight you a new card. So This very pleasant lady asks me how much money the bank lost on the fraud. I tell her none. This is where the call goes to hell.

Immediately nice pleasant old lady starts screaming at me for blocking her card with her permission first. At first I am confused that she thinks we might have stopped one of her payments, But No! This lady understood we stopped fraud and was upset we stopped that first without asking her.

So I start trying to explain how we could not possibly have the logistics to call people while waiting at the swipe to verify a transaction, but she does not care. She is super rich and now is talking about how she could buy me and everyone in my family. How we have to cater to her and her every whim.

Eventually she swears at me enough to where it is easily harassment I transfer her to a team lead out of state. Generally I disliked the other state leadership in our company. They viewed us as competition and would always take a customer side before listening to the recorded calls(I won all 3 of my write ups they gave me because of that). Now this team the lead comes back to me. Says this super sweet old lady turn into a dragon because she could not only fire me on the spot, but haven me dragged forcefully out of the building.

By: Finlanderboy

Oliver & Adelaide Dahing-Swan

Apart from a few snaps here and there of the Dahing-Swan’s S4 look, and my play with Kylie and Zac - I have not really showed the other siblings. This is quite a pity because I have really wanted to show you guys this couple. 

Despite Kylie being the most shown Dahing-Swan, she was not the first one to be made. I don’t know. Oliver has been in my bin since I actually started playing sims 4, and I’ve been dying to give his life with this woman a chance. The quick one will notice that this is not LeAnna, who he is dating in my sims 3 save. I have created LeAnna, but I couldn’t bring myself to put them together in this game. At least not right now. Maybe in the future where I need random townies. 

Please meet, Adelaide Dahing-Swan (née Pierre), the love of Oliver’s life. This lovely woman took me 3 revamps to do. Her face has been annoying me, but now I am happy with her and I can’t wait to play with these two.

Opinion Time?

So question: Do you guys like me queueing Pokemon content for when I’m not active (ie art/memes) or is it excessive?

I’m noticing a pattern lately where I get a few new followers from a giveaway and then lose a few the next day or where I’ll gain more followers when my queue is empty than when its filled.

Is the general Pokemon content bugging you guys? Is there too much? Not enough funny ones? Give me your feedback and let me know how you feel

anonymous asked:

I've been to a couple of psych wards and I noticed the nearly everyone had ADHD. At one ward 5 out of the 6 patients there had ADHD. Do you know why there might be a high rate of ADHD in inpatient psych wards? I was in an adolescent ward.

All I have is speculation. It can be easier to do the meds adjustments in-patient, especially if the person might be likely to avoid taking them. They may not have been in there for the ADHD; common comorbid disorders include bipolar disorder and depression, as well as anxiety disorders (including OCD) and even borderline personality disorder. These are all things that often require some in-patient treatment, especially at first, to sort out the best medication regime.

-J