but you guys didnt do shit

thefluffytardis  asked:

Sweetheart, you didnt do anything wrong. That person is clearly someone who has nothing to do but be a coward on anon.

Anonymous also said: thought that ask was going to say “the biggest Dan blog” but they’re just pissy????     

loveisjustfortheweak also said: You’re not a douchebag!!! Someone’s just being a troll and being a prissy bitch!!! Keep doing what you do! You’re an amazing person and whoever says that shit obviously doesn’t know shit!!! 👏❤️            

brbraisingcain: Anon is just some bored idiot with too much time on their hands and nothing better to do. Don’t give them the attention they’re angling for.

ghostypau: Da fuq? You’re the nicest person ever! ♡

darlingmuses: Anon what? This is literally the sweetest and nicest blog on tumblr, what are you on about?

amirrorcalledthemoon: Congrats it’s your first anon hate! It just means they’re jealous, don’t worry!

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Thanks so much guys! You’re all so sweet to me! I was really just confused more than anything! I don’t think I said anything divisive today or anything!

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i-love-my-corner: whomst the fuck
^^^^^Hey…. is that a Vinesauce fan I spy? Because if so you are super rad.

anonymous asked:

you should honestly try harder with your english it's quite shitty

Honestly english is my third language, I also draw, sing, am an actor, I’ve also won a free college cause Im so damn smart that I didnt need to pay for it, I am also VERY successful in every fucking thing I do. 

 So I need to ask for you, AMAZING PERSON THAT CAN WRITE ON ENGLISH RIGHT to fuck yourself :D Come here and talk to me in my three languages and I may take you seriously.

 I SHIT to english. It is not the most amazing-perfect-beautiful language in the world. Is not my obligation to know it perfectly. I DONT CARE :D I only speak english here cause most of the guys here speak english cause it is MORE EASY (you can read my language is harder for you to learn).

 You ppl are really arrogant, u really think non natives should not just speak your language but also do it perfectly. Guess what, GO YOU AND LEARN SOME LANGUAGES LAZY ARROGANT ASS :D

 You should honestly try harder with yourself, you are not half of me, its quite shitty. 

kent parson can sing

i dont mean like hes ok at it either. no. this boy can SING

  • he mostly just sings in the shower and shit
    • hes always loved gettin down to pop music but hes never been into music so to speak
    • like hes never rlly played an instrument or any of that 
    • he definitely doesnt know how to read sheet music no sirree
    • he cant harmonize easily or sight sing or anything technical mainly just cause hes never really tried
    • but hell he has PIPES and his voice is smooth as butter
    • but no one knows this except for kit purrson and jack ‘soft singing comforted teenage me when my anxiety flared up’ zimmermann
  • one day the aces PR are making videos and they decide to stage a sing-off
    • they get 3 of the aces including kent ofc bc whats aces promotional material without certified heartthrob and team captain kent v parson
    • each of them is told to pick 3 songs and theyll do one at a time for 3 rounds and their teammates will judge
    • the aces being in vegas they have a shit ton of money so they really deck it out, they bring in tech people to set up fancy lights and screens and shit and make the t-mobile arena’s center ice look like a hockey-themed the voice
    • each of them is given time to plan out their numbers with the tech guys so it looks snazzy af even though for all the PR people know they probably all three sound like dying horses
  • up first is chickens fish guy
    • homeboy comes in with this cutesy folk song from russia
    • he can’t sing that great but it’s p cute and the bright bubbly lights and visuals help
  • now taking center ice is jeff “swoops” troy 
    • swoops being a fool for basketball goes with some high school musical “we’re all in this together” and hey he actually has a nice voice. all in all it’s a good performance
  • and finally kent ‘most extra motherfucker this side of I-15″ parson is set to perform
    • this bitch comes out guns blazing with “i will always love you” by whitney houston
    • he fucking KILLS it and the visuals and everything… 
    • his stage presence is naturally on point 
    • HOLY SHIT HOW DOES HE SOUND SO FLAWLESS
    • every single person in t-mobile arena at that moment stopped in their tracks to take in this fucking amazing performance
    • finally when kent makes it to the end of the song everyones jaws are on the floor and hes like “how was that did i do ok”
  • chickens fish guy straight up walks out with his hands up. swoops concedes defeat and PR asks kent to do his other 2 songs
    • hes like oh um ok i didnt realize i was that good but sure if u rlly want
    • next he does a really fiery “i would like” by zara larsson and hes getting rlly into it with his dancing and everyone is mesmerized
      • (that song is definitely on his sex playlist but the aces and staff dont need to know that)
    • finally he comes in with the beyoncé everyone knew was coming but instead of one of her really well-known singles he does “start over” from 4 and it’s actually really big and powerful on the vocals and it has a lot of wild runs and kent hits ALL OF THEM and the jaws are on the floor again
  • the PR people put the video out and the public goes w i l d because seriously it’s just unfair?? that he can be so damn good at hockey AND singing
Rika's back and MC gets left P. 4

Rika is back and MC gets sick at the same time she feels abandoned. Part 1 (x) | Part 2 (x) | Part 3 (x) | Part 4 (x) | Part 5 (x)

  • Rika felt a sense of satisfaction
  • She got off being the one everyone considered the most
  • sure, she lead MC to the RFA
  • sure she made a lot of trouble for MC and the rest of the members
  • But the one thing she did not want anyone to forget or even ever know really was
  • it also meant she could take her out of rfa with ease
  • And they wouldn’t ever know it was her or care if all went to her plan

– Yoosung –

  • From the last time MC invited Yoosung over, he remembered where she now lived
  • Why didn’t I visit her sooner?
  • Yoosung made his way to her building, knocking repeatedly and waiting for a response
  • Where is she? It’s almost midnight…
  • He almost gave up when she didnt answer either calls, text, or the door
  • Rika! Yoosung was surprised to see his cousin walk by
  • “Yoosung, what are you doing here so late?”
  • I came to see if MC is okay, shes been MIA for a while
  • “She’s fine! I talked to her not too long ago and she said that she was going to visit her family for a few weeks. I forgot to tell you guys about it too… sorry.”
  • It’s fine, don’t worry about it! Though, it would have been better if she told us herself…
  • “I dont know the details, but something about one of her family members being recently diagnosed with a terminal illness.. Yeah, it was terrible. She said they started to cough blood and she went to go help them through the process. Poor MC.”
  • You’re genuinely concerned for MC, you’re so nice Rika.
  • “Ofc, shes a memeber of the rfa too!”
  • Sorry, its just i know you dont know her that much, but im glad you guys get along well. Do you know when she’ll be back?
  • “I think after the funeral. Though it may be longer since i dont know how shell be okay after all of that. Next time we talk, ill ask her, okay? How about we go visit V? Im sure hes awake and wouldnt mind if you came over for a sleep over”
  • Yoosung felt like a huge boulder had been lifted from his shoulders now that he knew MC was physically okay
  • He felt bad that she didnt tell anyone that she was leaving to tend to a sick family member
  • But he felt that he would forgive her since she seemed more of a private person
  • I should get her a gift basket when she comes back; poor MC will be greiving when she returns- I could add chocolates and that coffee she likes with an uber soft blanket. Yeah, i wil do that for sure when RIka tells me when she comes back
  • Yoosung wanted to be a shoulder for MC when she came back since she was there for him when Rika was gone
  • he wanted to prove to her and himself and RIka that he was more than just a college student who played a lot of video games; that he was also a capable man

– Zen –

Zen has entered the chatroom.

Zen: MC! Please call me when you get this!

Rika: Zen, I forgot to tell everyone that MC went back to her home country to take care of a sick family member. I didnt want to say anything right away but she told me just recently that it may be a while before she returns because of how bad things are …

Jahee has entered the chatroom.

Jahee: Oh no that’s terrible. Is her family member in that bad of condition for MC to leave without saying bye?

Rika: I am afraid so. From what I know, they are really ill that it is now deemed terminal.

Zen: Oh man, i really thought something happened to MC

Rika: What do you mean?

Zen: I dont know, I thought maybe she got bored of us and left us or something happened to her health wise. I hope she knows that we are all here for her when she comes back

Rika: Dont jinx anything! I’ll let her know though that you were worried whenever we talk again ^^

Jahee: Please do. Id feel much better though if I could talk to her soon. Do you think you can let her know to call me please?

Rika: I will pass the message along!

Zen: me too please, I really miss her :c

Rika: I will, you guys worry too much ^^ dont worry guys, everything will be perfectly fine ^^

Zen: alighty then, i gotta go and meet some directors to talk about my wonderful gorgeous face making its appearance on stage soon, bye~

Jahee: Oh my heart!

Rika: Good luck!

Zen has left the chatroom.

  • He didnt trust Rika
  • He didnt even trust Jahee at the moment
  • He knows he saw MC at the store that night
  • And it seems highly unlikely that she would just leave without explaining the situation
  • Especially if someone she cared about was really sick
  • Would she?

– Jahee –

  • From what Mr. Han had been accumulating she knew what was going on somewhat
  • Though if the rest of rfa should know she didnt feel like she had a place to tell them
  • She did abandon MC just like the rest did
  • She wont deny that what the rfa did to MC was abandon her at a time she would have needed them 
  • despite all MC probably gave up to help them 
  • But she didnt want anyone to be in the unknown
  • Although, she didn’t know if Rika was lying or telling the truth maybe rika did know mc was sick and didnt want to tell because MC said so
  • Jahee didnt want to risk anything by letting the cat out of the bag cringing
  • For now all she felt like she could do was gather as much as she could about people with pneumonia 
  • She would look into it since that was all Mr. Han told her
  • Maybe find some coffee as well for MC and maybe chocolates as she thinks about pleading for forgiveness 

– Jumin –

  • He had no right to act like he should care for MC anymore
  • The moment they all left her, everyone in the rfa lost all the rights to care for MC
  • The only thing he could do was offer her the best treatment possible when he found out what she had it made him very uncomfortable to not know what she was suffering from
  • aside from the stabbing pains of being betrayed that he couldn’t fix for her
  • but that was only if Seven could find a way into breaking MC out of there
  • But he knew the longer they waited the worse she would get
  • When he saw MC through the camera on Sevens screen, he knew he never wanted to know what it felt to lose someone again
  • After he though rika died, he felt like his world tipped over
  • But if he loses MC, he knows he wont ever have a reason to go on living with himself
  • He did find comfort knowing that MC never seemed to have had lost her personality and all that made her so easy to be around
  • By the looks of it, it was all thanks to Paco who never seemed to leave her side
  • Are you almost done?
  • “I want her out of there as soon as possible as well, okay?”
  • Jumin was taken back with how Seven snapped
  • “Dont let it get to you, he always gets like this”  the famous ‘Vanderwood’ who leaned on the side of the wall said
  • I dont want to know
  • He decided he didnt want to get into what Seven did on his own time also bc ‘Miss’ Vanderwood was slightly scaring him
  • “Just get the IP address so we can get there and go”
  • “I cant just do that! Well, I can but there seems to be more stuff this guy is feeding me atm and its all about MC”
  • “Look at it when you get her out of there! Poor girl must be seconds away from kicking the stupid bucket”
  • Excuse me?
  • “DOnt take it to heart, he gets angry when he has to wait before a job”
  • “Shut the fuck up, I still have my taser, you oaf”
  • What do you mean hes feeding you?
  • “I mean, this Unknown guy wants her found but for some odd reason he cant let her go… idk myself, but it looks like hes just doing his job
  • “What makes you say that?”
  • “RIght here it says: Job. No. Yes.- Unknown
  • Isnt that a good thing then? That means we can get MC out faster
  • JUmin didnt care for all the extra side stuff
  • He wanted to just get to the point and storm in there to save MC and take her to the doctors he had on standby
  • Just hurry up!
  • “I would want to bu- OH shit”
  • Jumins heart stopped for a millisecond thinking that MC died
  • When he didnt see anything abnormal on the screen that showed MC he was confused
  • But looking at what Seven saw
  • He understood
  • Is that Rika?

– 707 –

  • Watching RIka give MC injections of unknown substances made him physically want to scream
  • Why would she do that?
  • What was she even giving MC?
  • Where is Unknown?
  • “Damn, white loaf can really go on strong” he ignored Vanderwoods snide comment focusing on V holding MC down so Rika could give her another injection
  • “Let’s go now Seven, no more playing around!”
  • Okay okay, let me just get this on my laptop so we can watch as we go
  • “If we take my helicopter we could be there quicker”
  • Yeah lets do that
  • Seven was in a daze
  • As he looked into the breadcrumbs Unknown was giving him
  • He began to wonder why Unknown even took MC away if he was going to help them in the end
  • Unless he too was forced into do this all
  • But why would Rika do this? What could she gain from this?
  • “Please dont”
  • Seven turned to look at Jumin who looked at him when they heard MC’s voice
  • “Ready or not here it comes~” Rika sang
  • “You both may want to look away” Seven heard Vanderwood say before turning away
  • Not once had he ever looked away from the screen while on the job

  • You begged her to stop
  • Whatever it was, it wasn’t the same anymore
  • You began to remember names and faces but you couldn’t match them together
  • Please stop this, it hurts!
  • “Sweetie, you’re dying anyways, this is me being merciful and helping you go faster. Be thankful.”
  • What about that other stuff? What was that other stuff?
  • “It will all be over quickly if you just listen to her, please MC”
  • You turn to look at the stranger with the sunglasses: who’s MC?
  • Am I MC? Are they talking to me ?
  • You think you know them but you can’t match any faces or names at all
  • “I’d ask if you have any last words you want me to give to someone but at this point, you probably don’t know if you have any friends or family “
  • You shake your head trying to think
  • Somewhere someone has to know who you are
  • Why can’t I talk?
  • You panic; thrashing your body away from the woman and man
  • “Stop it!” You hear it before you feel a stinging sensation on your cheek
  • “Like I said,you’re already dying “ the woman says as she huffs for air
  • The look on her face scares you
  • It looks like she’s enjoying whatever is happening
  • “You should never talk to strangers “ you feel the weight of something hard crash on you holding your face down on the now cold floor
  • “Don’t ever go to places you don’t know”
  • The pressure intensifies making your head build more pressure like it will explode
  • “Rika, that’s too much” you hear the man from earlier
  • Help me please! you silently beg 
  • You wonder why he doesn’t help you
  • “Stay out of this V”
  • You feel something stab your shoulder
  • Then you don’t feel anything at all

– Vanderwood –

  • Seven was annoying
  • Richie rich was annoying
  • They all were pissing him off
  • The rush to get to where this girl was chaotic
  • He was used to the silence that Seven would accompany him with
  • But not like this
  • This silence was deafening and suffocating

– V –

  • He didnt want to harm MC
  • she was one of the good ones 
  • but he didnt want to make Rika any worse than she already was
  • He knew 707 or Jumin must have caught on by now 
  • with the help he got from Unknown, he knew they would make it but not soon enough
  • He made sure that whatever happened; it would all be on him 
  • Even if MC may never wake up again
  • even if Rika would spend a lot of time in the hospital 
  • even if Jumin and everyone in the RFA should come to hate him
  • even if he should become the villain; 
  • he would do whatever it takes to preserve Rika’s legacy and love and pride
  • He just needed for MC to hold onto life 
  • She was already sick 
  • and the medication he had replaced with the medication Rika wanted Unknown to give her seemed to have been working 
  • He made sure Unknown gave her the treatment she needed
  • But he didnt anticipate for Rika to inject her with a strong dose of whatever she had made for MC
  • By the looks of it 
  • it definitely was not the same that he had Unknown give her

– Unknown – 

  • Any minute now, it would all be over 
  • one way or another, MC would no longer suffer
  • He knew that by lying to Rika he was compromising his safety as well as Saeyoung’s
  • But he couldnt kill MC slowly
  • not with what RIka had made for her 
  • No. 
  • Instead, he made sure he gave her the medication she needed 
  • he made sure that Saeyoung would find the bread crumbs he left 
  • He expected Rika to pull something big for the finally so he made MC an antidote to what Rika had 
  • he didnt give it to her yet but he would have to leave it for Saeyoung to find if Paco didnt find a way of getting the vile out of his jacket before they got to MC
  • All he needed now was to find a way to make amends 
  • To MC and to everyone else 
  • but he would do that after he found a way to forgive himself and Saeyoung 
  • because if he didnt make him hate him; none of this would have happened 
  • and MC would have had treatment for this and have never been involved 
  • When would Saeyoung see how toxic both were to everyone else?
  • Especially to someone good and simplistic and perfectly normal like MC. 
  • Did Saeyoung even know?
  • Did his brother know how toxic both brothers were to everyone?
  • Like how toxic they were to one another.
death by glitter, a marauders au group chat fic

Note: It is about to turn 2am as I write this, so please, don’t ask.

james: cmon

remus: No.

sirius: no

peter: no

james: I DIDNT GET MARRIED FOR MY SPOUSES TO NOT SUPPORT ME

remus: still no

james: pls

peter: thats it im telling lily u said the four of us were married u deserve it

james: nO GOD

lily: heard ur cheating on me

james: lily no i swear

lily: im leaving u for sirius anyway

James renamed the group chat to Death by Glitter.

Remus renamed the group chat to james we, in no way in hell, are not becoming a punk rock band.

james: remus ill buy you that chocolate fudge

james: sirius i can get that motorcycle

james: peter whatever u want

peter: can i have that new broomstick yaknow what im talking about right

james: done

Remus renamed the group chat to Death By Glitter.

sirius: IM LEAD VOCALIST OKAY

james: FUCK OFF MARLENE SAID MY VOICE WAS BETTER

sirius: ur wife said my voice was better

james: i give up

peter: i can play guitar

remus: Since when did u play guitar, mate?

peter: my dad taught me

remus:…Alright.

remus: I can play the drums.

sirius: OUR SWEET MOONY WHAT IN HELL

sirius: ADHAFSJGKDKHDL

remus: Are you actually that surprised or did you do that to annoy me?

sirius: both

peter: who’s the manager tho

sirius: lily

james: ???? okay shook

james: guess thats settled

james: operation the marauders are punk rock af is a go

sirius: our first single is now officially out now!!!

peter: TIME TO CELEBRATE

remus: We can head to that bar in Muggle London if you want.

james: y'all i need to find lily and drag her along but does anyone know where shes at

peter: oh i forgot shes at a theater performance and it’ll last until 11 so her phones probably silent she told me to tell u

james: thanks bro

peter: anytime

sirius: come on boys we have a smashing night ahead!!!

james: ur not really cheating on me with one of them right

james: they know an awful lot about u. its kinda sketchy

lily: james im pregnant with your child i do not have time for an affair

lily: oh shit

lily: james…

lily: james?

lily: listen tell sirius and peter that i didnt mean to tell yiu guys this way but im pregnant. and james just found out so pls just keep an eye on him

remus: Lily, do you want me to have a heart attack?

remus: That’s a given, though. I’ll return him to you safe, don’t worry.

lily: i owe you one

remus: That’s a bit off the mark, but I’ll take it.

james: lily is jt a her kr a xhe

lily: it’s a he, love.

james: im clming home nlw i love yoiu

lily: love you too.

Sirius renamed the group chat to in honor of harry james potter our next single is going to be called baby boy.

james: harry??

peter: yeah u said it over and over last night so i guess u like it

james: ha i only remember the part where i heard my name over and over

sirius: MY EYES

sirius: im SCARRED

sirius: I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS

remus: Funny, you said that last night too.

–james: listen i love that you’re subtly pointing out that yall had sex but peter and i have known for a long time now that u two like each other

peter: finally tho like took yall long enough

peter: also

peter: dumbledore’s calling

lily: i cant believe you’re going away for two weeks

lily: NOW too

lily: i understand that u feel you need to

lily: but just..dont

james: dont guilt trip me like that im begging you

james: its for marlene, love. you and i both know we have to do this for her

james: she deserves this at least

lily: how dare you

lily: presume that i don’t know how important this is to her

lily: go if u want then

james: lily, i

james: ill see you soon.

Sirius renamed the group chat to the mv was watched over 20 million times in the first two days SHOOK.

james: yall went ahead and uploaded it without me??

james: on the day i come back too

james: rude

Peter renamed the group chat to james talk to your wife u fool.

james: im coming home now

james: just..ill talk to you then

lily: you idiot oh my god

james: what omg i thought we were good now

lily: you forgot the FUCKING VENUE CONTRACT

james: dammit ill be right there

sirius: are you good now

james: yeah i apologized

sirius: good

sirius: james..this is what you want

sirius: what you’ve always wanted

sirius: dont risk it again

james: dont have to tell me twice

sirius: smh

sirius: one week man one week to the day

james: im dropping the contract off now ayy

sirius: this is gonna be lit

Remus renamed the group chat to today’s our first concert in a actual venue with upwards of five thousand people im

peter: oh fuck

peter: FIVE THOUSAND

peter: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS

sirius: bc u’d back out

peter: i feel exposed

remus: Go check on the audio mate

peter: yes sir

sirius: time for your pep talk james there’s six minutes to go

james: aight listen we got this. we’re prepared and they already love us. there’s nothing left to fix and i am positive each of us will give everything out there. get it boys

sirius: damn

remus: That was actually really good

peter: shook

peter: two minutes

james: r u here

lily: yeah

lily: love you

james: love you too

James renamed the group chat to THAT WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC!

To be continued.

i love when I go on ifunny and see implied/related saigenos stuff in the opm tag and butthurt anime elitist #nerdboys call the posters shit like “faggot” and “kys” and i saw one that said “you ruined opm for me”

im sorry

they ruined opm?

hate to break it to ya, buddy ol pal

but uh

have you seen

why do you guys act like its so awful and “cancerous” like you didnt expect it?

r u sure ur following the right fandom

Crankgameplays(Ethan) x reader

His fans finding out about your relationship when he slips up and calls you “babe” on camera.
Request? - nah
Word count - ?? I can’t count
Type - vv coot & fluffy
Warnings - nah??
…ooc Ethan at the end??
*drabble*
;;&;;

“Hah! Oh my god.”
“Y/N come save meeee~”
“Hell no! I’m finally gonna beat your ass in Mario kart!”
“Y/NNN!” Ethan whined when he heard the familiar sound of finishing the lap.
“Ha! Suck on that!” You pointed to Ethan, then at the camera that was recording the facecam, “I can’t believe half of you people doubted me!”
Soon the livechat filled with;
“Noo! I didn’t!”
“I KNEW Y/N WOULD WIN!”
“WTF ETHAN STEP UP UR GAME MAN.”
“beATEN BY A GIRL OMFG.”
“YASSS GO Y/N!!!”
You laughed when you saw the chat fill up, doing livestreams like these with Ethan made you really happy.
Spending quality time with your boyfriend.
Oh, but of course, the fans don’t know because;
“I’m scared they’ll attack me.”
And true to your word, some fans were /really/, like.. crazy over Ethan.
So telling the fans? Was a Nono.
“Alright, fine, you beat me fair and square.” Ethan sighed, leaning into the couch, “But uh, play me again and whoever wins buys them dinner?”
You looked at him; was this some way of you two going on a date? Oh, /yes please./
“Hell yeah! Let’s go!” You shouted, getting comfortable in the couch, “I’m so gonna beat you.”


“Wait what?”
“HAH KARMAS A BITCH.”
“What? Ethan! Noooooo!”
“Babe, calm down.” Ethan said, while laughing a bit, tossing the wii controller to the side.
At first, you laughed along too, but soon enough it hit you like a brick.
He called you babe.
On a live stream.
With hundreds of fans watching.
Ethan what the fuck did you do.
Soon, the livechat filled with:
“Wait whAT?!”
“OHMYGOD DID ETHAN JUST CALL Y/N BABE?”
“OTPOTP”
“hOLYSHIT OMFGGG”
“YOU GUYS ARE DATING?”
“DATING?”
“JEALOUS”
“ETHAN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US?!”
“AWWW OUR BLUE BABY BOY IS GROWN UP.”
/holy shit./ you groaned as you saw all
the spam and questions in the livechat.
“Babe, you fucked it up.”
“Yeah? So? At least they know I’m your blue boy now.”
“AW ETHAN YOU’RE SO ADORABLE!”

H e h, I like this, it’s coot :3

Also!!! Please!!! Request!!!! I’m vv bored of doing just my prompts and such :(((

imagine that lena asks kara to go to the gym with here–because she’s seen (ogled) karas muscles, clearly the girl works out and she’s a busy ceo but wants to spend time w her friend but there’s only so many hours in the day, so multi tasking (and she gets to see kara. in tight exercise clothes, flexing her muscles). and kara is a kind dork who says yes but there’s just one problem:

kara has never worked out a day in her life.

she has done 0 actual workouts she’s absolutely Useless at the gym all those muscles come from the sun or fighting against alex in the DEO sparring room and has no idea how much weight she SHOULD be lifting or how to work any of the machines or how to have good technique when doing some of these exercises.

she’s just Panicking and calls alex and alex is just like it can’t be too horrible lemme see you do a push-up and a crunch.

and then kara does. or she Tries and alex is like. shit. you look like a flailing magikarp fuck well ok i’m gonna teach you how to do these VERY BASIC ONES this is how a treadmill works you press this button and then this button STAY ON THAT

and when she meets lena at the gym and lena is kinda Dying like holy shit she didnt really realize how ripped kara is????? but holy shit and poor kara she also gets to see lena in tight exercise clothes and sweaty and she did not think this through and maybe kara does Try but she’s more than a little bit distracted by lena. and. well. some falling/clumsiness ensues.

but there’s this guy trying to lift way more weight than he should and he’s kinda trapped (you know that one where you’re laying down pressing the weight up and down i forget what they’re called) and he’s a p buff dude but he is Trapped and kara just jogs over and lifts it??? v easily??? like they don’t even see her muscles actually straining At All and everyone’s staring and kara’s ‘i work out’ line doesn’t really work because SO DOES EVERYONE THERE THEY WERE JUST LAUGHING AT HER A JUST LITTLE BIT FOR BEING SO WELL MUSCLED AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO WORK ANYTHING

poor alex she knew this was gonna end badly but hey at least lena got to see kara in shorts and a tank top so she’s calling that a win

Rough sex - Grayson Dolan

💟 Requested by @love-viners32416

💟 Could you write a dirty Grayson imagine please where he’s arguing with the reader and they end it in rough make up sex please?

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It was late at night, maybe 3 am, you werent very sure of the time. All you knew was that grayson was going to be mad by you coming home this late. Your phone had also died so there was no way for you two to contact each other.

You walked through the front door, trying to be as quiet as possible hoping grayson was already asleep. The lights were all off so maybe that meant you were off the hook.

Making your way through your shared house you entered the bedroom and there was grayson laying on the bed, asleep, or so you thought.

You managed to get under the covers without making much noise or disturbing him. You did a sigh a relief thinking you had gotten away with being out that late until grayson had spoken up, which startled you.

“So did you have fun?” he asked throwing off the covers and turning on the lights.

“Grayson, im sorry i- i just lost track of time and some of my friends were so drunk so i had to driv- ”

“I dont give a shit about your goddamn friends Y/N, you didnt even had the audacity to call me? Do you know how fucking worried i was!?”

You werent listening much to grayson at that point. All you were focusing on was how hot he was when he was angry. It wasnt often that you got to see him like this. You had to admit it was pretty sexy.

“Grayson i said i was sorry” you told him, while standing up.

“I bet you werent sorry while fucking who knows how many guys, wherever you were.” he said, not meaning it, but wanting to see you angry.

You were about to release a ball of rage on him for even thinking you would cheat on him but before you could he smashed his lips into yours, biting your lips.

He pressed his body against yours, pushing you down onto the bed. He used one hand to pin your arms above your head and the other to tease the waistline of your panties, all while not breaking the kiss for even one second.

He broke the kiss to lean down to your ear and whisper.

“Tell me y/n, do you think any of those guys you came across could fuck you better than i ever could?” He moved his head away to kiss down your jawline and neck. His hand also moving from the waistline of your panties to teasing your clit through the thin fabric.

You were barely able to form words, because of all the moans and whimpers leaving your mouth, only motivating to grayson to tease you more. “Tell me y/n?” grayson said again, removing his fingers from your clit.

You let out a slight whimper from the loss of contact before finally making out words.

“I dont know grayson. You’re gonna have to show me.” you said in hopes he would just fuck you already.

“Trust me, ill show you.”

Both of graysons hands went to your panties and ripped them off, afterwards going to lift off the shirt of his you had changed into.

No warning, Grayson had slammed into you, letting out a deep groan. He let you adjust to his size and began thrusting, but not fast enough to meet your needs.

“Faster grayson” you were panting, while digging your nails into his back, hoping it would fuel him more.

“You’re gonna have to beg for it princess”

“Fuck grayson, just fuck me already!” you said louder.

He began picking up his pace, going faster and faster until all that could be heard was skin slapping, your loud moans, and his groans.

As grayson continued pounding into you and you both were getting closer to your highs, he burried his face into the crook of your neck.

“Say my name baby.” he said

“Grayson.. Fuck!”

“Louder. Say it so loud that the neighbours can hear.”

“OH MY GOD GRAYSON.” At that moment you had came which set off grayson to release himself inside of you.

As his thrusts got sloppier he slowed down and loosened (idk if i spelled that right but idc) his grip on your wrists, before pulling out of you.

While still panting, he looked you in the eyes “By the way, i know you’d never cheat on me. I love you.” He placed a kiss on your forehead, before holding your body closer to his.

“I love you too.”

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anonymous asked:

Well I do disagree with you on the whole tracer thing. I know that she a Canon, confirmed lesbian but I personally hc her as bi too, like the other anon. I mean I thought that people on Tumblr we're understanding that sexualities can be fluid like shit I'm becoming gayer each day as guys just don't appeal to me anymore but I'm not sure why it's a big deal. Sorry..but I just don't see an issue

hcing a lesbian as bi takes away lesbian representation and contributes to lesbophobia in fandom. if we didnt know lena was a lesbian it wouldnt be a problem, but we do. shes not into men. thats just how it is.

Originally posted by oreilysamcro

Can you do a one shot about how you catch Happy flirting with a sweet butt & so you flirt with Juice because Happy always accuses you of flirting with him even though you didnt until now. And how happy gets all upset &tells you how much he loves you

Words: 3375

Pairing: Happy x Reader

No matter how much deep shit with the club was, the guys always tried to spend time with you. You know they needed the attention of your Old Man a lot of the time so Happy always tried to make it up to you by doing whatever you wanted when you had spare moments together.

You’d been Happy’s Old Lady for two years now and his wife for one and half and you proudly displayed his crow on your shoulder.  You knew exactly what he did for the club and you still stayed by him, cleaning up his wounds and holding his close at night, even if he told himself that he didn’t need the comfort. Killing and torture may have come easy to him but it had a tendency to rob his sleep if you weren’t beside him.
Because of all the support and love you showed him, Happy often encouraged you to spend time with the other Sons. He truly loved seeing you enjoy yourself while Chib’s showed you some boxing moves or when Tig caught you how to kick a door in (Even if you weren’t sure why Tig found it such an important life lesson) or when you and Jax would watch corny horror films after you’d been babysitting Able and Thomas for him.

The only Son that he minded you spending time with was Juice. Juice had been your friend long before you’d met Happy, he was closer in age and the pair of you had dorky inside jokes. Your Old man was obsessed with the fact that one day something would happen between the pair of you and Happy constantly accused you of flirting with him.


It was the only thing that you argued about, which was funny given Happy’s penchant for murder.

And that’s why your Old Man was glaring across the yard at you and Juice talking to each other by Juice’s bike.
“Come on Juice, please?” You asked clasping your hands together in a pleading motion.
“I barely have any time to sleep now without taking on Happy’s shifts here too.” Juice protested lightly but you knew he’d agree eventually, he was your best friend after all and it was a very small favour to ask.
“Come on Juan! I’ve barely seen my old man in a week, I just want one day to cook for him and keep him trapped in bed all day.” You pleaded and pouted slightly.
Juice scowled lightly and shook his head, “Not a mental image I need Y/N.”
You narrowed your eyes at him, “I’ve been to your parties, I know you probably saw my Old Man up to all sorts before I came on the scene. Please? Next time you get a girlfriend I’ll big you up to her? Keep her away from the guys?”

Juice looked thoughtful for a moment before he gave you a small grin, “You got yourself a deal as long as I don’t have to hear about you hog tying Happy to the bed.”
You let out an excited squeal and jumped up to wrap your arms around his shoulders giving him a tight hug. He laughed and put his hand up to your hips tickling you until you jumped back.
“Thanks Juicey!” You kissed his cheek before giving him a mischievous smirk, “Besides, if any one gets tied up it wouldn’t be Happy.”
You laughed and walked away hearing him dramatically retching behind you.

You walked across the yard to where your Husband was stood glaring at you with his arms folded across his chest. You gave him a smile as you approached him and leaned up to wrap your arms around his neck like you had done with Juice just a few moments before. You pressed your lips to his which he didn’t return, he also hadn’t unfolded his arms as you were pressed against him.

“What’s a matter Mr. Lowman?” You purred giving him your best seductive face, the only that only ever failed if he had to leave on club business and even then he’d tried to fit in time for a quickie.
But his eyes remained steely as he stared down at you, “You have fun with Juice?”
You groaned and dropped your head to his shoulder, “Are you serious Hap? I’m so sick of this stupid shit.”
“If you’re sick of it go back over there to Juice and finish what you started.” He rumbled. He had still yet to unfold his arms.
“What I started? I was talking to him for five minutes baby, don’t you think if I was going to fuck him it then it would take more than five minutes?” You groaned at him and let your arms drop from his neck so you could fold them over your chest to mirror your Old Man.

“You seem to know a lot how he is in bed.” He narrowed his eyes accusingly.
“Are you serious?”  You snapped, “I was over there trying to get him to take your shift tomorrow so I could keep you all to myself.”

Happy felt guilt in his stomach, he knew that you wouldn’t cheat, deep down he knew it but he couldn’t help but think that you and Juice were always flirting. Just like he couldn’t stop his next words tumbling out of his mouth, “I’ll work. You spend all day in bed with your friend over there, I know you’d prefer it.”

You glared at Happy for moment before throwing your hands up and storming away shouting back at him to go fuck himself.

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You felt bad about storming off earlier but you knew you were well within your right to be mad with your husband, you’d only been trying to arrange a nice surprise for him so you could spend the day together.
It hadn’t been the worst argument you’d had about this though so as you got ready for the SAMCRO party that night you went all out. As an Old Lady and wife of one of the most well-known Son’s you had extra pressure to look good all the time anyway but today you wanted to pull Happy’s focus away from the argument and get him looking forward to spending the day with you tomorrow.

As you stepped into the party you instantly found Tig, Chibs and Jax near the pool table. As you approached Tig wolf whistled you and Jax caught your hand so he could spin you around in front of them, you laughed at your loveable idiots.
“Do you know what you’re doing to me girl?” Tig teased, it always made you laugh how openly crude Tig would be with you and yet Happy didn’t seem to have as much as a problem with it as he did Juice.
“Aye Happy is a very lucky man indeed.” Chibs gave you a quick kiss on the cheek.
“Well that’s what I’m hoping to prove,” you smiled, “Now has anyone seen my Old Man?”


The boys instantly looked anxious and you narrowed your eyes at them as they avoided your gaze. You folded your arms and continued to watch them until Jax eventually looked up and you followed his gaze behind you.

Happy was lent with one shoulder against the wall with a sweetbutt in front of him. She leaned forward and ran her hands up Happy’s chest as she leaned closer to him. You knew what should have happened and what had happened every time a croweater or sweetbutt had thrown attention at him since he’d put his ink on you. He’d catch their face in one of his large hands and hold them tight, he’d leaned down and snarl in their face that they were disrespecting you and your claim on him and if they tried it again he’d make sure they regretted it.

So you watched him because seeing your Old Man get territorial over your relationship was something that you found ridiculously hot. In all the time you’d been married and even before then you’d only ever had to assert your place a handful of times, you’d been fortunate unlike Tara who’d had to prove herself to the clubs whores almost every day.

But it never happened, you saw Happy lean down to talk quietly to the woman as she continued to press herself up against him. You felt sick. Behind you the boys cursed, this could not end well.
You were moving before you’d thought of a plan and before you knew it you had thrust you hand into the sweetbutts hair and pulled her head back so that your mouth was by her ear.

“You have two seconds to get the fuck out away from my husband before I rip your tongue out through your teeth.” You snarled and yanked so that she fell backwards to the floor. When she caught sight of you she ran away faster than you’d ever seen the boys run.

You turned your attention to Happy who was wearing an unreadable expression.
“What the fuck?” You hissed at him.
He shrugged, “You have fun with Juice, I thought I’d have a little fun myself.”
He seemed so nonchalant and you felt tears spring up in your eyes.

Happy had expected you to hurt the girl like you had but then he expected a screaming match before dragging each other off into the dorms to have incredible angry sex, hopefully in Juice’s dorm room. What he didn’t see coming was the tears, he didn’t expect you to say nothing before turning and walking away from him and finding a seat at the bar.

No explosion.

No incredible sex in front of Juice.

Happy watched you order a three shots and have them all in quick succession as Tig and Chibs approached him.
“I’m gonna take a stab in the dark and say that’s how you expected that to end brother?” Chibs asked him and passed him a beer. Happy didn’t respond so they took it as a yes. They watched you drink alone for a while, a few prospects came to flirt with you but each time you had glanced at the crow on your shoulder and they had ran away after seeing Happy’s name under it.

Eventually Tig spoke up, “Come on man, you’re not seriously going to let her get drunk when she’s this upset and looking like that. Prospects are easy to scare away but there’s patched guys here from the Oregon charter that’ve had their eye on her.”
“She’s still mine.” Happy grated and tightened his hold on his beer, argument or not your crow was on full display and everyone knew not to mess with Happy’s woman.
“Doesn’t mean she’s not hurting brother.” Chibs advised and dropped his hand on Happy’s shoulder before giving him a reassuring pat.

You were already drunk. Fuck. Usually half a bottle vodka didn’t do much to you, after all you were the Tocoma Killer’s Old Lady, that entailed a lot of drinking. But usually it was spread over a whole night and not done as a course of shots over twenty minutes while scaring away Prospects and trying not to cry.

So you were gone. How could Happy be so blasé about this woman all over him? Was he really prepared to possibly ruin his marriage because he was insecure about your friendship with Juice? Someone who you had been close too long before you were with Happy, if you really wanted him would you not have chosen Juice first?

You leaned on your arms on the bar as your head swam. You squeezed your eyes shut and reached for the bottle that the prospect behind the bar had left for you. As you poured yourself another shot you felt a familiar presence lean on the bar beside you. You took your shot in one before turning to face Juice who was watching you with a worried expression.
“Y/N have you been crying?” He asked quietly, you felt his thumb come under your eye as he wiped your wet cheeks.
You nodded your head dramatically, the alcohol taking effect made you fall forwards into Juice who caught you and you starting giggling into his chest.

His arms were loose around you holding you onto your chair as he laughed at you, “I think it’s a good idea to take a break from the shots for now, you might fall off.”
You giggled and looked up at him through your lashes before putting your hands on his chest just over his patches, “Well it’s a good job you’re so strong.”

If Happy was prepared to let you go over flirting with Juice then fuck it, you might as well actually get to flirt with him. Good call vodka.

He laughed nervously but didn’t make a move to let go of you, “Okay sweetheart, don’t you think we should get you into bed?”
He pulled you off the seat into his arms and started to carry you towards the dorms.

You giggled wrapped your arms around his neck and leaned your mouth up to his ear, “Do you want to take me to bed Juicey?” You breathed and you could feel the heat that rushed to his cheeks and how his grip on you tightened slightly.
“No-not like that.” He stammered slightly, with this angle he could see slightly down your top but more importantly Happy’s crow on your shoulder was almost right in his face.
“Why not Juan? Happy thinks we’re at it anyway and he doesn’t care anymore.”  You mumbled and settled yourself down in his arms.

“What the fuck did you just say?” Happy growled behind Juice and you felt your human pillow/carrier tense at the voice.
You however were not intimidated; you wouldn’t have married him if you were. Instead you shoo’d him drunkenly with your hand, “Go fuck that girl, I don’t want to talk to you.”

Realisation dawned on Happy at your slurred words, you were wasted. He’d come over here with the intention of ramming Juice’s face into the bar until whatever you found attractive was mashed beyond recognition. He didn’t realise how much he’d hurt you. He honestly just wanted angry sex to get over his jealousy of Juice. Happy couldn’t believe he’d made you think you didn’t care about your marriage.

“Give her.” Happy snapped and held his arms open and waited for Juice to hand you to him.
You shook your head and held onto Juice, “No, he’s being a dick. I just wanted to spend tomorrow with him.”
“Sorry, Lady says no.” Juice mumbled and gulped. Jesus Christ how did he get dragged into this? He knew Happy could at the very least kick Juice’s ass around the yard for not handing over his wife.

Happy’s expression darkened but he gave a firm nod and gestured for Juice to follow him and they headed towards the dorms. Happy was furious that Juice hadn’t handed you over but he was also thankful, he knew the other Son’s would have had the same reaction. You didn’t want to go with him and he was angry so Juice protecting you, even from Happy, was absolutely the right thing to do.

Juice put you down on the bed in Happy’s dorm room and Happy sat down on the chair in the corner. Only when you told Juice it was fine for him to go did he leave you in silence with your husband. And that was how you stayed until Happy’s voice cut through the tension almost making you jump.

“Did you really think I’d put that bitch over our marriage?”

You held his gaze for a moment before you answered, “You thought I put Juice before it so I don’t know what goes on in your head.”
“If he’d brought you in here and wanted to fuck you would you have?” He asked, still sat staring.
You wanted to punch him for asking you something so stupid, instead you kept your voice quiet but steady and firm, “I wish I could say yes. But I fucking love you.”

“You think I don’t love you?” He grated.
You said nothing.
He stood and started towards the best until he was stood in front of you, “Do. You. Think. That. I. don’t. love. You?”

You wished that you could be scared of Happy in this moment instead of drunk and incredibly turned on.
You gathered yourself before you answered, “I play house for you. You always have a hot meal and clean clothes. I got your crow and I took your name. When we go into lock down I don’t ask any fucking questions. When you come home after killing someone I help clean you up. I help pay your mums medical bills. I have been kidnapped, beaten and tortured because of the club and you. I put off having kids because you wanted to wait. And it’s all fucking worth it because I have you. But you don’t give a shit because you think that me and Juice are too close.”

You made a mental note, no more vodka.

Happy stared down at you and you expected rage. You expected broken furniture and him calling Juice in here to beat the shit out of him.

But instead you watched at Happy fell to his knees in front of the bed and leaned forward to bury his face in your stomach and wrap his arms around your hips. Fuck. Happy was barely emotional but when he was it was always so…raw. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders and gently smoothed your hand over his head.

“You think I don’t know?” His voice rasped into your stomach and you strained to hear him, “You think I don’t know everything you do for me? Those are the reasons why I fucking love you. John Teller used to tell me I’d find someone to fit me and I’m pissed he didn’t get to meet you, that I couldn’t show you off. I never wanted kids until I met you, but I think that if they were with you I could finally make something good.”

He finally looked up at you and you felt yourself melt under the passion of this gaze, he continued “I can’t stand the idea of you being with anyone else and I hate knowing that Juice deserves you more.”

You let the words hit you back into sobriety and you started laughing loudly. Happy scowled as you continued to laugh but urged him up to lie next to you on the bed and cuddled up to his chest.
“You’re a fucking idiot. If I didn’t want you I wouldn’t have bothered with you.” You laughed and snuggled into his chest in the opening on his cut.
“Who you calling an idiot?” He asked but now his voice was lighter and his hands found your sides and he tickled you lightly.
“You Mr. Lowman.” You teased and leaned up to give him a soft kiss as he wrapped his arms around you.
“Think you can deal being married to an idiot?” He murmured in that deep voice of his that used when he was trying to get you into bed. Not that he ever really had to try.

“That depends, knowing Juice he’s stood outside the door in case I’m in trouble which is very good of him. And knowing your devious mind the fact that he’s stood out there means you want us to fuck as loud as possible so that he and everyone else here knows I’m yours?” You asked as innocently as possible and leaned up to kiss the underside of his jaw.
You let out a quick giggle as he rolled you both over so that he was above you and asked, “And if I do?”
“Well then I can deal with that.” You grinned and pulled him down to kiss you.


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chiropteracompote  asked:

Health, be it mental, physical, or emotional, comes first. We love the shit yall do and put out and i think we can wait and we can appreciate the gravity of the situation. If it's not doin it for your right now, take as long as yall need we still love you guys. Yall have put out some crazy inspirational stuff and are more than deserving of some break time. I hope everyone is doin well and doin better.

we was talkin abt. like

how this was like genuinely one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to us to the point where i didnt know how to answer it n windy said we should just keep it, for a minute, to like read a couple times, n i was like yea, shit, like. yea kinda

but i didnt wanna post other shit and have u think we like saw this and wasnt fuckin with it or anything

thank u like

enormously

anonymous asked:

I LITERALLY WENT THROUGH 76 PAGES OF YOUR BLOG AND I SHOULD SAY, IT WAS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE

I didnt even know my blog had 76 pages dear god how much shit do I reblog-

Is jihope more than a ship now? Is it a story? An experience? A religion?

All hail Dance God Jung Hoseok and our lord and savior, the Jibooty God 🙌

Originally posted by morekpopmore

Originally posted by spankmejimin

anonymous asked:

So i went 2 hang out with a friend i dated in like middle school n we kept jokin about how awful we were and we hang's twice and the second time we were jokin how I cant see Shit Fuck without my glasses and he was like "can u see this" and i didnt know what he wanted me to see so I looked up n he kissed me like,,,,, fvk,,,,, i had just eaten cheese fries and i was like "dude i probably taste like brisket" and he said "i like brisket" and WENT IN FOR MorE 👀👀 what do i do,,, friends or????

Omg my guy that’s up to you I can’t make that decision!

okay im probably crazy but i see a lot of ppl talking about how even could have set something on fire when he was at bakka, and that it could have something to do with the whole “flame emoji” thing. BUT we also know even likes to smoke. like A LOT. aaaaand today is 4/20, don’t forget everything happens for a reason in skam. so i was thinking maybe (serious reaching alert guys) even set something on fire with a joint? like curtains or some shit, maybe inside the school, and (i know absolutely nothing about bipolar disorder so correct me if im wrong) the fire + the weed triggered an episode??? while mikael was there but he couldnt do anything because he didnt know how to handle it? which could also explain why sonja told isak weed isnt good for even? (or is it just not good for bipolar people in general???)

YEAH just pls tell me what you think about this because im going crazy here, i just wanNA KNOW whAT!!! HAPPENED!!!

anonymous asked:

Hey Milly, has anyone ever commented on your armpit hair? So many annoying guys do, like when I'm out clubbing, and they're like 'eww you've got a forest under your arms' and 'do your armpits match down there'. I would tell them to fuck off but I'm too shy so just laugh it off and always get annoyed with myself afterwards for not saying anything ://

Hey! Im actually surprised no boy has said shit to me yet abt my armpit hair ! I have it on full show too bc i wear bikinis out clubbing etc. But i have even had sex with 2 guys from clubs both of which said they didnt care about my armpit hair!!! (All 4 guys in total i have had sex with didnt care!) (I got lucky & i am weird so i attract the slightly strange eccentric souls!) but i am so sorry to hear this, they are are deadly ppl and u deserve better than this. Its normal to have hair. “Do ur armpits matcch down there” wtf are these cunts on. Say the same back to them lol!! Idiots!!! Anyway rlly hope ur okay dont let it bother u. Tell them to fuck off and let it not bother u, you are more than they r xxx