but you don't want to be batman's parents

all i want you to know is that the recent dcu has proved countless of times that a lot of the DC video games and movies we have here exist in the comics universe canonically too (according to references by various characters). there’s a very good chance batman’s song from the lego movie (darkness, no parents) has, indeed, made it to gotham. equal good chance the batkids have already sung it around bruce countless of times that were enough to make bruce hum it involuntarily at some point and then stop himself. i want you to take a moment and picture this before continuing with your life