but you don't want to be batman's parents

Send One for my Muses Reaction
  • "I love you."
  • "I hate you."
  • "Worst date of my life."
  • "How do you feel about polyamory?"
  • "So... I stabbed him."
  • "I might have killed him."
  • "Wanna go on a date?"
  • "Alcohol is not my friend."
  • "Can I marry whiskey?"
  • "I'm a drunken one-night stand type of girl."
  • "Will you marry me?"
  • "I'd rather marry the cactus."
  • "Wanna have the sex?"
  • "I killed my pet rock."
  • "Call me Satan."
  • "Why are bar fights frowned upon?"
  • "Why study when you can drink?"
  • "I have the power of a thousand unicorns."
  • "Werewolves are hot."
  • "I may or may not have binged Teen Wolf."
  • "I have the mutant ability to watch two weeks worth of episodes in two days."
  • "Sleep is for those who haven't spiraled into a life of chaos."
  • "I'm fluent in geek."
  • "Next person to tell me a cheesy pick up line gets slapped."
  • "That sweater has more sex appeal than you."
  • "Punch me."
  • "Netflix and chill?"
  • "I'm too adorable to slap."
  • "Just hit me."
  • "I never say no to drugs."
  • "You caught me, I'm a drug dealer."
  • "I think I married the vodka."
  • "My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea."
  • "So many fuckboys."
  • "Are you a serial killer?"
  • "I've killed more people than I can count."
  • "Brainwashing is fun."
  • "All I want is a kitten and vodka."
  • "Kiss me."
  • "You have nice skin, I can't wait to try it on."
  • "Stop yelling at me."
  • "Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?"
  • "I'm only drunk 99.9999999999999% percent of the time."
  • "He's only slightly dead."
  • "Don't judge my music."
  • "I don't like your pants. Take them off."
  • "We might have to huddle for warmth."
  • "Turns out, our parents/family/whatever arranged for us to get married."
  • "Satanism isn't all that bad."
  • "I'm a pagan, suck it up and move on."
  • "Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it."
  • "I' trying to flirt."
  • "I'm kinda drunk."
  • "____ stole my vodka."
  • "Call me Batman."
  • "Be the Batman to my Joker?"
  • "I'm trying to tell you I want to have a homoerotic relationship with you."
  • "I will go done with this ship."
  • "Makeout session?"

all i want you to know is that the recent dcu has proved countless of times that a lot of the DC video games and movies we have here exist in the comics universe canonically too (according to references by various characters). there’s a very good chance batman’s song from the lego movie (darkness, no parents) has, indeed, made it to gotham. equal good chance the batkids have already sung it around bruce countless of times that were enough to make bruce hum it involuntarily at some point and then stop himself. i want you to take a moment and picture this before continuing with your life

  • Having massive Jason Todd as a parent feels.....
  • I can just see him being super nervous when s/o first tells him that she is pregnat but when the baby is born he is a natural. The baby cries and he is there calming them down. I just see him as a cool parent, seeing as how strict Bruce was. He wouldn't want to be like Bruce. Then when the child is older, they become partners in crime. "Oh you are taking some extra cookies for your lunch. Don't worry, I won't tell mom."
  • Also him being super overprotective and shiit. But at the end of the day. He loves his child. And s/o loves them both.
  • I will be in the corner crying.