but yes i mean every word

anonymous asked:

YOU SPEAK PARSELTOUNGE HOLY CRAP THATS THE COOLEST SHIT EVERY TEACH ME PLEASE *cough* I mean that is very intresting I would be delighted if you could teach me Proffesser -An intrested Slytherin

The coolest, and most badass word:

It means “OPEN”, sooo it’s not very useful but it sounds so cool!

(OOC: yes it’s the real word from the Chamber Of Secrets movie, I have no shame xD)

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This scene probably doesn’t mean a whole lot to everyone but the struggle of deciding whether or not to use one or another restroom sticks with trans people. Yes, she’s struggling with which alien bathroom to use, it’s heavily hinted trans symbolism as well. At some point in time every trans person will consider which one they should use. While this is an alien bathroom the symbolism still sticks, especially after season 1 depicting Pidge as a trans girl through the words she uses. It’s all subtext, yes, it’s not “canon,” no, but I see Pidge as a trans girl new into her identity, surrounded by loving and caring friends who support her. Pidge is important and could really help normalize transness, there’s other characters with the same kinda symbolism that can help normalize transness, it’s whether or not that the writers want to give us canon proof or not.

dear person reading this:

  • your crooked teeth make your lovely smile extremely cute and endearing  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • your splotches of freckles? yeah, those are places where the galaxies whirling inside of you leaked out to radiance their brilliancy into the world
  • your thighs touch? that’s a GOOD thing. you’re getting proper nutrition! you have muscles! d o  n o t  b e  a s h a m e d!!!! also, thigh gaps are awesome too! anything related to thighs is awesome! all thighs are different because every person is different, and honestly, why does it matter what your thighs look like?? people who are bothered by thighs are weak tbh
  • “bingo arms”???? listen up: you only have bingo arms when you’re WINNING. otherwise why would you be yelling “bingo”?? thought so. you’re a winner – you can do anything you set your incredible mind to!
  • your hair is so unbelievably gorgeous and don’t you deny it. don’t forget to style it, dye it, try new shampoos with it, as long as you want to! your hair is your own, whether it be frizzled or dry or thick or thin – be proud of that, and remember that you can always change it up!
  • your eyes are not too small, or too big, or too wide apart, or too ugly. your eyes are your own mortal doorway into your soul, expressing your thoughts and emotions in dazzling swirls and hues for others to decipher. don’t be afraid to cry, don’t be disgusted by the crinkles at the corners when you smile, don’t hate on the small, microscopic blood vessels running through them. don’t lock your door out of needless shame!
  • scars!!! scars are so cool! they’re visual results from a chapter that makes up the story of your life! no matter where scars are, don’t be conscious of concealing them! ppl loVE scars! even the tiny lil ones! anyone who has a scar is automatically known as an ultimate badass sorry that’s the rule
  • same goes for stretch marks! those little ripples on your thighs, your hips, your waist, your belly? those mean that you’ve GROWN. your body has adapted frequently throughout your life, and leaves those little ripples as little hints of your amazing journey from babyhood to adulthood! (or maybe you’re just a mystical ocean god/goddess and those waves are symbols of your enormous power, onlookers should be on the lookout)
  • sorry, did you say you had a pig nose? do you even kNOW how cute piggies are you should be PROUD of your nose cAUSE U CUTE
  • long, thin nose? p l s. that just means you’re king/queen of everything. don’t deny it. you know how powerful you truly are
  • tummy rolls? everyone has them. seriously, no matter how thin a person may seem, tummy rolls are inevitable. you are not alone! tummy rolls rock! ROCK THOSE TUMMY ROLLS!
  • trust me, barely anyone see your feet anyways. besides, feet aren’t that bad – how do you think your hands would look if they walked everywhere over the earth’s rough terrain? feet are hella 
  • ears are so cool omg they’re like fingerprints, unique to you and you only! plus you can pierce them! repeatedly! how cool is that? ears are best
  • do nOT be anxious about flaunting your legs! wear that short skirt! wear those shorts! own that bikini! your legs are marvelous! ppl would kill for a pair of dandy lookin legs like yours! pale or tan, legs are glorious! L E G S
  • lips. lips. do you know how many magic tricks your lips are able to perform? the formation of words, the ability to smile or frown, the ability to express, to kiss, to wear makeup; lips are ethereal and exquisite in all forms!
  • #1 tip: your eyebrows are always on fleek  (▰˘◡˘▰)
  • and lastly: you are not dumb. you are not worthless. you are not a waste of space, an empty void, a meaningless shell. you are loved. you are worth everything. you are so incredibly intelligent, you are utterly unforgettable, and you are breathtaking in every single way.
  • next time you look in a mirror, blow yourself a kiss and don’t worry – you’ll kill it out there today. ♥
It’s hard to believe that I’ve found someone like you; someone who has saved me and changed me into a better person, a more lively one. This won’t be enough to thank you for everything you’ve given me, and there won’t be anything I can do in the future to make you see how perfect you are. And yes when I say perfect I mean perfect in every single way, including your flaws.
—  Poets Love Her
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Spotted at co-worker Kim Bryant’s house: a super classy reference bookcase, complete with dictionary podium. It’s just the kind of thing I imagine putting in my library room, if I could ever afford to have a library room. (Kim and her husband, Chris Willey, keep it in the hallway.)

This thing isn’t just for show: Chris says, “Every few days to look up a word I’ve seen somewhere (in a book or article) or one I’m thinking of but of which I’ve forgotten the meaning. … I highlight anything I look up.”

Is it better than using the Internet? “Yes! If for no other reason than it doesn’t have annoying ads all over it.” I can’t argue with that.

-Nicole

P.S. In case you’re wondering, the highlighted word in this photo is “demiurgic.”

Every time I hear a political speech or I read those of our leaders, I am horrified at having, for years, heard nothing which sounded human. It is always the same words telling the same lies. And the fact that men accept this, that the people’s anger has not destroyed these hollow clowns, strikes me as proof that men attribute no importance to the way they are governed; that they gamble — yes, gamble — with a whole part of their life and their so-called ‘vital interests’
—  Albert Camus, Carnets (1937)
Sore

Klaus x Kol x Reader

(NOT MY GIF)

*requested

Imagine: after a hot night with both Kol and Klaus, you wake up feeling a lot of pain and they get worried about you.

Word count: 647

The sun was shining at its fullest outside and, by consequence, lighted up your whole room, which made you wake up very grumpy. As you opened your eyes, very slowly, you felt your every limb ache and cursed yourself for not taking things easy last night, when Kol and Klaus came over. Sure it felt awesome back then, but now… Only God knows how are you supposed to leave the cosy bed and stand on your own feet.

You sighed, giggling.

“Kol, I think she’s awake.”

“Should we come in?”

“Yes, I mean, Y/N is not some ordinary girl we hooked up once and left behind.”

“You used the “we” again.” His voice sounded as if he us disgusted by it. “I think I’m going to throw up.”

Taking a deep breath, you started to move and, fast enough, your body started to complain, making a couple of high pitched “outchs” slip. Before you could attempt once more to get up, Klaus walked in, followed closely by Kol, their eyes filled with a mix of guilt and concern, as both of them knew it had been too rough for a human to take it. You bit your lower lip, remembering how they had touched you, their hands slithering throughout your sweet spots and making you moan out loud, claiming for more. A night you would never forget.

“Are you okay, Y/N?” Kol asked, almost shyly. “We heard you scream from outside.”

“I’m fine, it’s just… My legs are hurting. And, well, you know… It’s burning. A little bit.”

“Can we do anything to help you?” Klaus questioned, stroking the back of your hand. “I’m sorry, Y/N.”

You smiled and shook your head.

Klaus Mikaelson was actually apologising to you. And it was not because he had done anything bad, like killing someone, but due to the fact he had hurt during sex. Your cheeks blushed, as you were tiny bit embarrassed to be in such a state after having a threesome. A couple of friends had done it and they never told you this part. Perhaps the pain was not the same, since they had regular sex with normal guys, not original bad ass vampires.

“Can you help me get up?” You whispered.

“Yes.” Kol and Klaus replied, together.

“You know I’m sorry too, babe. I shouldn’t…”

“Shush Kol. I know neither you nor Klaus wanted to hurt me. Stop apologising to me for fuck’s sake.” You lashed out, stressed. “I just want to have a shower and painkillers. That’s all. I’ll get better and we’ll do it again.”
“What?” Klaus stated, surprised and with his mouth wide open. “What are you saying, Y/N?”
“I’m saying I liked it. That’s all.” You sighed. “Now, do you mind giving me a hand?”

“You are a weird person, Y/N.” Klaus said and Kol nodded, agreeing.

A chuckle escaped your lips and you could not help but agree with him. It was true. You should be traumatised and there you were, saying you wanted to do it again. It had been like that since you were a little girl, though. Always doing the things that pleased you, no matter what were the consequences. Made you feel like you owned your life. It was definitely the best feeling in world.

“Well, will you help me or not?”

Klaus shook his head and Kol laughed.

“Yes. Now, give one of your arms.“

“I guess this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever done.”

“Kol, drop the act. You liked it as much as I did.”

You nodded your head, laughing, while you heard them arguing about last night, which made you realise that, despite the fact they were maniacs and psychos, they were boys and all they wanted was someone to look after them. And, luckily, you were more than happy to play that part.

“Now boys, who’s going to make me breakfast?”

My roommates are out right now

Genre: smut, college au
Pairing: Jimin x reader
Word count: 1895

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“You should try the Tteokbokki” you heard from your right as you were looking at the menu that was hung on the wall behind the counter. “What?” you said in a surprised tone as you looked besides you to find an orange haired, slightly muscular guy staring at you. He pointed at the menu before repeating “The Tteokbokki. It’s really good. Do you like spicy food?” he reached behind him to pull the zipper of his black backpack and take his wallet out.

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We Have Rules For A Reason [Chapter 5]

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Chapter 5 of We Have Rules For A Reason

Ch1  Ch2  Ch3  Ch4

Series Genre: AU/Smut/Fluff/Angst

Warnings: Adult Content & Language


“Yes,” you whimpered. Your body was so sensitive from all of Mark’s teasing, you needed him to move.

Mark smirked as he began to pull out of you slowly.

“I can’t hear you” he cooed, rubbing slow circles against your clit with his thumb.

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knjns  asked:

Yoongi + "you do as you're told, understand?" ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)

here ya go babe ;))

“you do as you’re told, understand?”

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“I-, y-you-. What?”

You cannot help but sputter out beginnings of phrases that do not leave your lips other than as a stumbled out mess at Yoongis request.

“You heard me, baby girl.”

Yes, you did. You did hear him, but that does not mean the words register in your head. It’s absurd, ridiculous, embarrassing.

There are not many inhibitions you have left with Yoongi, there are little guard you have kept up. You have faced utter humiliation and shame, dominance and control and mostly important pleasure and pure bliss with him. You have submitted to him in every possible way, he has reigned over you physically and mentally before in the most loving way. Even during inflicted pain, his love was graspable and made you all the more pliant under his ministrations.

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For Love & Money Finale

PART SIXTEEN - FINALE

Words: 4112

Genre: Fluff, Slice of Life, Forced Marriage!Au

Summary: For love, you foolishly lied to yourself. For money, you married a stranger.

Notes: Yes! After several months, this series have finally come to an end and I sincerely want to thank everyone who has read every single chapter and every single word of this story. It means a tremendous amount to me and wow…this series was no joke - HELLA long so if you read it all….you deserve a cookie or a cake or something. Thank you. 

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“Y/N.” Jin grasps your wrist with pleading eyes. His gentle touch pulsates your skin.

“Let go.” You command and he does, arm dropping to his side. “I’m not here to talk to you.”  

“Y/N…” His voice cracks and you don’t spare him a second glance, making every effort not to.

Within a moment, Jin’s mother appears at the doorway, knees weak with sick paleness. “Mother…”

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You know, it pisses me off whenever I hear people saying “all words in the English language were made up, so why can’t we make new pronouns?” and “new words are made every day, why can’t people accept my bunself pronouns?” 

Let me nerd out for a hot second and teach you guys a little linguistics. There are two lexical categories. Words in the “open” classes are nouns, verbs, adjectives, and adverbs. It’s called open because new words are constantly added. I can make up a word right now, and as long as it has a meaning and is in an open class, people will be able to use it.

Then there’s the “closed” class. This includes prepositions, determiners, conjunctions, and yes, pronouns. Additions to the closed classes are very rare and difficult to grasp because they are part of the core of a language. You can’t just add things to a closed class because it just won’t work. It takes time to add or change things in closed classes, just look at how long it took for the singular “they” to become acceptable (and even then, it’s not entirely integrated into the English language yet).

That’s why trying to add new pronouns simply does not work.

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But that doesn’t mean you won’t love again. // S.Z.

anonymous asked:

I feel like regarding Malec, the writers give us what we don't need (I.e. Randomly thrown in makeout sessions/kisses) but not what we actually need & ties in with the story like continuation of the sex scene, Magnus being with Alec right after he pulls him from the ledge... idk how to put it into words but I feel like there are a lot of gaps in the malec storyline and their parts seem to end so abruptly every time. It's like when I expect a soft malec scene after something intense, there's none.

You know, I absolutely agree with you, every single point. As much as I don’t want to be the person who keeps demanding for malec scenes in a show that’s not essentially centered around the two of them, I wish they won’t leave us hanging so much. I mean, yes sure, we get really cute scenes to establish that they’re moving towards a more comfortable relationship. But I really, really want more scenes of them having real talks about what transpired, be it the sex scene, warlock mark scene or the ledge scene, and where they will go from there. You put it perfectly; their scenes feel very truncated, and I totally agree with that last line. It’s like they find a reason to interrupt their exchange every time and it’s frustrating because you’re expecting a resolution but you’re left hanging. It was done exceptionally well in 2x01, and even though it stretched over, 2x03 and 2x04 worked too and 2x06, almost. I really wish they get back into this rhythm and I know 2x08 is gonna be intense and I love intense but yeah, I want them to resolve things properly.

There’s no excuse for using the r-word. Ever.

“But I’m not talking about mentally disabled people.” Yes. you. fucking. are.

Just because you’re not beating up a disabled person while you’re saying it doesn’t make it okay. When you say that word, you’re absolutely talking about the mentally disabled. The word (in this context, although it’s not really used in many others) was coined to describe the mentally disabled. There’s no other way you could mean it. You’re talking about me, the kids with Downs syndrome that my sister babysits, my friend with CP who I’ve known for as long as I can remember, my friend’s autistic brother, and every other mentally/developmentally disabled person. There’s no other way you could mean it. Even if you’re using it to describe an object or a person who’s not disabled, you’re absolutely talking about us. Don’t try to convince us it’s even remotely acceptable as if you’re an authority on it.

When someone calls you out for using a slur, don’t try to scrounge up excuses for it. You fucked up. Just accept it, apologize, and don’t do it again.

From the discussion of his book The Way to the Spring, Life and Death in Palestine

Ben Ehrenreich: the question about genocide– yes, it’s an incremental genocide. And I think that’s a word that gives a lot of people pause and it certainly should. We don’t see the absolutely mass slaughters, although in Gaza I think we’ve seen something very much like it that we usually associate with genocide. But– the attempts to erase a people, to just erase them, to erase their history, I think follow a logic that can only be called genocidal. I mean, every time someone says– and people say it all the time, I get it on twitter all the time– “There’s no such thing as a Palestinian,” or “There was nobody there when the Zionists arrived”– these are genocidal statements, these are attempts to erase a culture, erase a history, decimate a people and I think they should be recognized as that.

Colm Toibin: I think that from the Israeli side, that would be a very loaded thing to say and a very difficult thing to accept considering the Holocaust. I wonder if there’s another word that you could use, I’m just very uneasy about it. 

Ben Ehrenreich: you should be and we all should be. It’s an especially painful thing to talk about, given the history of the Holocaust, and as someone with a Jewish background, it’s extremely painful for me to use that word. It’s more painful to see those realities, and those historical ironies are brutal. I mentioned the Balfour Declaration because I think this always has to be put into a colonialist context. Israel is a settler colonialist society, and the one things that settler colonialist societies have in common is that they follow a genocidal logic. The one we’re living in right now. Every single one of them– South Africa, Canada, the United States, Australia, and Israel: places where settlers came in and declared the land theirs and did everything they could to either remove the people who were already there or so erase their history that they could pretend that they weren’t there.

michael is such a genuine person? like you can tell he means every word he says, and he’s so genuinely nice. the way he talks about wanting to spread love, fonding over his bandmates, and he just has such a positive outlook on such a shitty world. it warms my heart everyday remembering that michael, a genuinely good person, exists, and he makes me want to be a better person

The thing that’s always missing from those “don’t use said, use ___” posts is the fact that every sentence needs context.

You can’t switch out “said” for “expound” or “enumerate” if all that’s being said is “Yes.”

The idea behind these lists of “better words” is sound, but not all words in the English language are interchangeable, and the people who learn the most from them would also benefit from links to dictionary.com, because when you learn a new word you also have to learn what it means and how to use it.

I’d just like to see one post that lists a ton of dialogue tags and tone markers do the next step and define stuff and put it in context. They claim to help people make their writing better, but throwing a pile of verbs at aspiring writers isn’t actually that helpful.

It’s like handing someone the keys to a car and not telling them which pedal is the brake. Sure, maybe they’ll figure it out on their own, but why not just lead with that?

anonymous asked:

Can we have some domestic headcanons for 2p germany this time please? (I really liked the Spain one).

YES! I will! I like the domestic life things too.

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-So you two have about 5-6 kids because he doesn’t know the meaning of the word pull out.

-Lutz: Haha! What’s a condom??“
You: okay I guess I’ll just have another kid or something…

- But for real it’s like you two absolutely never fall out of with each other. You both are always so in love with each other and it’s so sweet oh my god.

-He gives you flowers every Friday.

-No matter what he always makes you feel beautiful and loved and there’s absolutely no chance he’ll ever cheat on you.

-He likes to play with the kids all the time. Goes to all their sports games and important events. He’s basically the driver for anything and everything

-He always educates the kids when they reach their middle school years about safe/Meaningful/MeaningLESS sex, relationships, and respect to other people and their choices.

-Hes got great and open relationships with all the kids.

-You and him often physically play fight in front of the kids and they join in.

-He always shows gratitude, flexibility, peace, and love to you because he knows you work hard for the family and the kids he fathered to you everyday all day.

Me playing Milord’s recent story

Pause & Screenshoot every second time Milord appears.Well my phone is practically his screenshoots spree.

Laughs when they are being awkward or being stubborn together. like that headbutt and pls his retainers. well they are like 7th grader couple sometimes.

Swooned by his caring and heroic side. When MC about to eat that spoiled food and when she is going to fall, moving the stupid rocks, making medicine for MC, saving his retainers, pls i’m in love. Action speaks louder than words for him.

Drop my phone every time THAT slave play appears. And yes that stuffing the foods moment why am i so happy about it? And ofcrz I would love to be on your knees Milord..

Nosebleed and biting my lips when he said misleading words. Give me more.

Hold my breath every time he is trying to teach MC lesson.

And let me mention each time he is being cold, mean and cruel that is amazing thrill fest.

Hurts to see his dark and fragile heart again. Poor child lemme hug you.

Pat myself when MC is trying to teach him back. 

Jump out of my seat when that MC let herself fall. Jump out again happily when she embrace him. I swear MC you are the best and other witty and bravery moment.

And facepalm every time he is being like a brat. I’m not going to steal your domain or your fish.

Impressed with his independent and savage self. I mean he is practically in the middle of nowhere still manage to be calm and prepared.

In tears when MC still trying to prove herself and Milord practically begging her to admit the way of his life is the only way to survive.

Deceased to heaven when he shoved that medicine!! And yes his blush when MC thank him oh my please blush more *cries*

Put down my phone and walk away trying to breath every intermission.

And when finally it’s done, I hug myself for survived all of that precious side of Milord.

I’m blown away as always by Milord.

Yes. I’m trying to breathe here.. I’m still alive in the island of blood sweat and tears. I don’t mind if it’s with Milord tho.

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