but yeah i was gonna do JUST the brotherhood

My uncle watching me play Skyrim
  • Uncle: *Loud gasp* They cut that guys head off!
  • Me: Uh... yeah.
  • Uncle: Now they're gonna cut your head off!
  • Me: NOt re-
  • Uncle: Is that a dragon?
  • Me: Yeah. He's Ald-
  • Uncle: Where'd he come from?! Get the hell out of there!
  • Me: I can't move yet. It's still part of the opening video.
  • Uncle: You can now! Go! Go! Go!
  • Later, when I'm joining the Thieves Guild
  • Uncle: Now what are you doing?
  • Me: Joining the Thieves Guild. I have to steal this ring and plant it on-
  • Uncle: I always knew you were trouble.
  • While I'm working on joining the Dark Brotherhood
  • Uncle: "Did you just kill that poor old lady?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Uncle: Why?!
  • Me: I'm getting paid for it, and then I can join the Dark Brotherhood, a group of assassins.
  • Uncle: Well as long as you're getting paid for it. But you're just making all kinds of friends, ain't ya?
  • When I was asked to kill Cicero.
  • Uncle: The little jester guy?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Uncle: Ugh. Good. He was annoying.
  • Me: *Doesn't kill him* I like him. He's entertaining, and one of me favorite followers.
  • Uncle: But he- The lizard guy says he hurt him, and tried to kill Astrid!
  • Me: Yes, but later on, something happens with Astrid, so I don't kill him.
  • When Astrid betrays you.
  • Uncle: She was your friend. Why'd you kill her?
  • Me: I had to. She asked me to kill her by preforming the Black Sacrament. I really liked her, but she betrayed me.
  • Uncle: She betrayed you?! But you are the Listener! She dares betray the Listener?! The great and powerful Listener! Now I think you were right to spare the jester.
  • At this point, all I could do is laugh. I play Skyrim at my cousins house a lot, and every time, he's amazed by something else, or finds another character to hate. I think it's funny.