but yeah i love them all so i'd wanna hear that

50% OFF Starters pt 2
  • "If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures."
  • "I like watching you from behind."
  • "Stunning deduction sherlock."
  • *demonic voice* "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper."
  • "USURPER!"
  • "I've heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I'm thinking about getting like 10 more."
  • "Calm down little dude."
  • "the fear of drowning is a primal one. it's a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water..."
  • "I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester."
  • "You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."
  • "ten bucks says he dies."
  • "I'm gonna go run my feelings off."
  • "Yeah it didn't work out... for them."
  • "I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway."
  • "I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing."
  • "do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious."
  • "Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!"
  • "I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!"
  • "I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!"
  • "This feels a little exploitative."
  • "I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both."
  • "Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross."
  • "sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY."
  • "Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!"
  • "That wasn't hot... it was just fucking weird..."
  • "It's not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though."
  • "hey, the heart wants what the heart wants."
  • "It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."
  • "Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."
  • "boom! done. advice over. let's go get shitfaced!"
  • "Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name)."
  • "Alright let's call it what it is, a sissy paddle."
  • "calm down (name) we weren't talking about your internet search history."
  • "MY SWEET BABY SWAM!"
  • "didn't we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?"
  • "this better not be anymore or (name)'s weird porn!"
  • "Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."
  • "Yeah but didn't they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? ...and those witch burnings happened? ...and all that toxic waste was spilled?"
  • "if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don't ask questions here."
  • "fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN--"
  • "I don't need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that."
  • "Finally moving out, son? I'd like to say it's been fun. I'd like to. But I won't."
  • "hey check me out! I'm on a bout!"
  • "Sit down and stop making 2009 references!"
  • "nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space."
  • "DON'T STEAL MY BONES!"
  • "You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don't brush your teeth he steals your bones."
  • "Ok I'm done for the day. If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn."
  • "Hey, you miss every ball you don't hit."
  • "You say 'you people' like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, you're already on the christmas card."
  • "You think these antics would fly at the german club?"
  • "brush your teeth, kid."
  • "Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."
  • "I'm the best damn shot we've got."
  • "You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, '(name) don't let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.' and here we are... stranded on the... haunted island of camp kill-a-teen..."
  • "that's fair."
  • "hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!"
  • "It's fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand."
  • "now let's make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue."
  • "In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?"
  • "you're so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up."
  • "all hail decision cube!"
  • "that's when you started walking on the wild side, right?"
  • "I AM NOT SOME PETTY CRIMINAL!"
  • "Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?"
  • "Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?"
  • "And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along."
  • "It was a good night for all of us, let's spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses."
  • "That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad's Prius."
  • "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS"
Ed Sheeran is put ON the Spot for ON with Mario Lopez
  • Mario: Dream collaboration?
  • Ed: I always enjoy working with Beyonce. So a continuation of that.
  • Mario: Most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... sea snail? 'Cause it's like, pretty... It was in Japan, and it was pretty... and it was moving. Oh god, it was moving.
  • Mario: So I'm taking it, it wasn't good?
  • Ed: No.
  • Mario: Biggest pet peeve?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... rudeness. Can't stand rude people. Can't stand them. Like, I just, it usually happens on a plane, and it's usually like the person sitting behind -- or like, there was a guy on the plane the other day complaining about a baby crying, and I'm just like, dude, that's life! I have to get my head around rude people.
  • Mario: I'm with you on that. If you don't like that, then fly private. If you don't wanna deal with crying babies.
  • Ed: Yeah, but you know what? You were a baby once that probably cried on a plane, and you're going to have a baby that cries on a plane. Just accept it. It's obviously not ideal, but it's not anything that you can control.
  • Mario: Also, men shouldn't take off their shoes and socks on the plane, especially if you're sitting next to them. They shouldn't be kicking it barefoot right there next to you on the plane. That's just my pet peeve.
  • Ed: Yeeeeah... yeah, I would agree with that.
  • Mario: Celebrity crush growing up?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... JoJo, actually. Yeah, 'cause I think I was 11 when JoJo came out, and she was like 13 so all the boys in my school were like...
  • Mario: We just had her in here, actually.
  • Ed: Did you!
  • Mario: Yeah, she was great.
  • Ed: Awesome.
  • Mario: What's something on your bucket list, Ed?
  • Ed: Ummm. Oh, do you know what? I'd really like to go to Hawaii. That's the one American state I haven't been to.
  • Mario: Oh wow, oh you'd love it. That's a good one.
  • Ed: I hear that from everyone.
  • Mario: Oh, you'd love it man. Time travel destination?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... can I travel forward in time? Actually no, no, I'd probably travel back in time. Probably... I don't know really, I think we live in a pretty cool time at the moment. Maybe the 90's. Maybe the 90's. The 90's when it was like, when MTV were doing like MTV Unplugged and stuff like that. That would have been... yeah.
  • Mario: Yeah, that was probably the last time they had that good era of the unplugged version, that was cool.
  • Ed: Yeah. I'm gonna attempt to kinda bring it back. I'm trying to nudge them, see if we can do it.
  • Mario: Nice, man. Who plays you in your life story?
  • Ed: William Shatner.
  • Mario: Tremendous casting right there. Tremendous casting.
  • Ed: Thank you.
Goro Akechi Headcanons

Alright so it’s been awhile that I’ve been wanting to do this so LE TS DO IT

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  • Goro always has one pen or pencil on him that he uses. Always.
  • Like someone will offer him a pen but he just whips one out of his pocket and smile like “nah I’m good but thanks”
  • Anxiety is his middle name
  • Honestly that “Detective Prince” persona gives him a little bit of confidence but he’s just walking anxiety.
  • Gets nervous saying anything at all when he’s alone in public
  • Just tries to make it though the day so he can be alone in peace
  • He likes to talk to people face to face sometimes, but honesty texting them is so much easier for him because he can actually think of what he’s saying
  • Wants more friends but is scared to talk to anyone me too
  • Tried to make a friend once but they used him for personal gain and has had lots of trouble opening up since
  • Very good at listening
  • Like too good
  • He likes letting other people talk because he not only gets to know more about them but he doesn’t want to seem cocky if he talks about himself
  • Uses a high pitched voice than his actual voice when in he’s in public.
  • Someone told him his voice was too deep so he decided to never use it.
  • Actually swears a lot, just not around people. He tries to keep his reputation clean.
  • When he gets home he just gets angry and sad and like seventy different feelings at once.
  • “Oh thank you Karen I’m glad you hated my report” *karen walks away* “Fucking bitch ass Karen”
  • I’m sorry Karen
  • Tells nobody what he likes.
  • He’s not even sure what he likes tbh. He’s confused about everything because he’s gotta be the detective prince but he wants to be himself and it’s just “?????”
  • He does like Law & Order
  • Listen I know it sounds basic but listen if there’s a Law & Order marathon on you bet your ass he’s gonna watch it even if he’s seen every season
  • “Sae-san I can’t come into work” “Why?” “I’m sick I’m really sorry plustheresalawandordermarathonbye-”
  • If there’s honestly nothing good to watch he’ll just put on some random movie in the background while he’s doing something else.
  • He’s too busy to watch TV.
  • He does like video games though.
  • This fckin nerd
  • He can’t play them all the time but he really likes Sony and Nintendo.
  • Isn’t too good at fighting games but loves the soundtrack of Street Fighter and Tekken
  • He likes DanganRonpa a lot- y'all knew it was coming
  • He’ll think of cases with the trial music in the background and gets super excited.
  • He also enjoys Fire Emblem and The Last of Us. He just really likes the music and style in those games.
  • Sometimes watches anime.
  • Sometimes.
  • He’ll try to watch some popular ones to keep up with trends.
  • He’s honestly rather watch older anime.
  • He just doesn’t watch a lot of stuff in general. Even getting him to go to the movies is a tiny bit of a stretch.
  • Watches online videos because they cure the soul.
  • Yes he memes
  • Don’t lie to me on this he has a stash of memes on his phone.
  • Will probably send one in the middle of the day or at 1 am
  • “Same” and “me” are what he usually replies with
  • “Dude I wanna mcdie” “same”
  • He’s always cold. Always freezing always cold
  • For some reason though he radiates heat and he ends up sweating a lot maybe you shouldn’t wear suits in the summer you dork
  • Eating is one of the many forgetful things he forgets
  • He’s a little scared that his fans of anyone might say something about his weight but it’s only a light concern. He honestly just forgets to eat the yusuke effect
  • If he does eat though it’s usually a sandwich or some can of soup. He can make some stuff but never has enough time or effort to plan a actual meal
  • He kinda likes ramen but doesn’t like the steam getting in his eyes.
  • Hell yeah he loves sushi
  • He’s with fine spicy sushi. Sometimes. sweats
  • Probably might die from food poisoning honestly because he gets a lot of raw ones.
  • Once ate so much sushi to the point where he got sick
  • God help him
  • He’s a sucker for sweets.
  • If he’s in a bad mood he’ll go to the store and buy himself a bag full of candy stars or chocolate covered espresso beans.
  • Listen he really likes those espresso beans and they’re in stock for a short time so he immediately rushes to the store after work when he hears they’re available
  • Listens to music or random soundtracks all the time.
  • Music makes him feel more relaxed so he always carries a pair of earbuds with him at all times. Plus if he wants to ignore anyone he’ll just quietly put them on while trying to be nice.
  • He listens to a lot of soft piano covers and violin covers if he’s sleepy. But if he wants to wake up he’ll blast techno music.
  • Secretly likes idol groups. Has a playlist full of it.
  • He actually likes music in English
  • He can’t understand anything they’re saying except for like two words but he likes the beat of it.
  • You would not believe your eyes

anonymous asked:

Hello! I'd like to start listening to some classical composers and I was wondering if you'd mind giving a few links to pieces that are good for starting with. It can be anything, really, but I'm interested in Shostakovich and composers like him. Thanks, and I always enjoy seeing your posts on my dash!

hello!! im glad that you like, want to try listening to some of this stuff, but i fear that you’ve asked the wrong person because i am extremely biased towards 20th century and late romantic (so you know, 1860s onwards) kinda classical music BUT I WILL TRY TO BE DIVERSE OK. shostakovich is down in the 20th century section if you wanna skip everything else :)

  • baroque 1600s - 1750s - ok so i listen to like 0 baroque era but anyway,

    • bach is literally the king of baroque music so there’s always heaps of bach around you can listen to, probably his most famous ones include his well-tempered clavier, art of fugue, brandenburg concertos and i could go on tbh. 
    • vivaldi was also another dude who wrote the four seasons, but he’s also got 12 violin concertos which i guess are worth listening, but i know like 2 baroque pieces so im not the best to ask about this era
    • handel - i don’t remember ever listening to any handel woops but have a look here
    • scarlatti - same with scarlatti, but im pretty sure all he did was piano sonatas so you know go nuts
  • classical 1750s - 1830s - mozart, haydn, gluck and beethoven are your main guys here, sometimes schubert is included in this era but sometimes argued into the romantic era (i think so), but yeah, i don’t listen to this era much as well
  • romantic 1820s - 1910s - ahh things start to get interesting here, it’s my second favourite era.
  • 20th century/modern - 1900s - present. my favourite era, probably yours too if you’re looking into shostakovich and friends! im not going to get into present-day classical music because there’s just so much! also im gonna be biased and put my favourite composers here:
    • shostakovich - as you mentioned, you’re interested in shostakovich. he’s best known in his symphonies. for starters, listen to no 5, no 7 and no 11, they’re his main symphonies, and go on from there! they are long, and that’s the thing about 20th century/modern music, things start to get BIG. he’s also got piano concerto no 1 and no 2a cello concerto, and 15 string quartets which are all worth a listen, but his most famous one i think is no 8. there’s a lot of shostakovich!
    • mahler - kinda earlier than shostakovich, he influenced shostakovich a fair bit. mahler has like ten symphonies. i think no 5 is his famous one, but no 6 is quite famous as well (probably because of the hammer), and i also like no 3, but they can be so long. otherwise i haven’t listened to anything else by mahler besides his symphonies (also try symphony no 1 mvt 3, frere jacques as a funeral march!)
    • debussy - although a bit before 20th century, he was an impressionist and i love impressionism music, it can be so calming and harmonious. he was really good with solo piano, like his pour le piano and estampes are just out of this world ohmfgyod and all his preludes (especially cathedrale engloutie), and some of his orchestral work is gorgeous like la mer and images for orchestra and aaahhh debussy!!
    • gershwin - he only left us with a little bit of music but it’s really great as it is. he was like this bridge between classical and jazz, so it’s quite interesting to listen to some of his pieces like rhapsody in blue, an american in paris, concerto in f and cuban overture (listen to that it’s so cool) for orchestral works and also solo piano works like three preludes, and an opera, but not how you’re typical kind, porgy and bess
    • prokofiev - his music is very unique to me. i wouldn’t really know what to start you off with him, i guess like dance of the knights, or symphony no 5, but he’s got awesome piano concertos, with no 3 being the most famous, but also try his other ones.
    • ravel is known for bolero and that’s it. his piano concerto is good, and the string quartet in f is also worth a go
    • other great 20th century composers: bartok, britten, vaughan williams, sibelius, barber, poulenc, satie, ligeti, janacek, lutoslawski, stravinsky, shall i continue? this is where music gets interesting, listen to them you’ll hear some of them sound completely different! that’s why i don’t want to list any from the present-era, because there are like 791 different things happening rn it’s hard to list even a good broad variety.

that’s my little ridiculously over-the-top excessive guide! i don’t think you’d really need to listen to all of these, just the ones that interest you. i hope this helps!

ti-re-elintes  asked:

So your tags fuckin kill me, especially the ones about Eskimo kisses. Can u elaborate on Isak x Even Eskimo kisses and why they make you all fuzzy? I'd love to hear your thoughts

HELLOOOOOO MY LOVE!!!

Okay I’ve had this ask sitting in my inbox for a couple of days, because, I really wanna commit myself 100% to when I answer this, and answer it as … fully as I can, because, yes, you’re right. Their eskimo kisses make me all fuzzy. They’re probably my most favourite thing about them. This may get long? But urm … yeah, I need to explain.

Eskimo kissing, honestly, is normally, majority of the times, passed off as “just another trivial act of affection and love”, in most cases. It’s given a moment of appreciation where people go “AWW!! That’s cute!!”, and then … that’s it. You move on. It’s never really dwelled upon that much. In short, what I mean to say is, eskimo kissing is super underrated. 

But Even and Isak make it … much, MUCH more than that. They have it be this constant running theme between them, one that never drops midway through the season once they become more sexually/physically close. It remains. It stays. It sticks. Even until the very, very last scene of the season, it stays. 

Now, I don’t know if … it was scripted? Or if Henrik and Tarjei simply improvised it, but … once they had their very first, proper, eskimo kiss in episode 5, where Even and Isak spend the whole weekend in bed, after their first kiss, it’s been an ongoing Thing. Never edited out. Always being there, incorporated. 

What Even and Isak bring into their eskimo kisses is intimacy. Intimacy on a whole other level.  And it’s amazing, just how they showed that level of intimacy right from episode 5, when they’re both lying in bed that weekend, and they become, for the first time, physically close to one another. It instantly becomes so much more intimate, when Isak rubs his nose against Even’s, and Even waits to see what Isak is doing, whilst Isak is simply allowing him to bask in that feeling of being in the arms of a boy. In the arms of THAT boy that he’s felt so MUCH for. In the arms of Even. And Even smiles. He SMILES when he realises what Isak is doing, because … he’s already head over heels for Isak, but here is this boy, who just wants the smallest of touches, the simple feeling of pleasure you get when you are this close to someone you’ve been crushing on for so long, that you can finally lie in bed and brush noses, and the outside world doesn’t matter. And Even reciprocates it back. That, yeah, I feel that too, Isak. I feel that too. 

Yes, it’s cute. Yes, it’s adorable. But I find it also being EXTREMELY intimate. In fact, even more intimate than their actual kisses. Why? Because their eskimo kisses aren’t just used “when they kiss”, they don’t just eskimo kiss then. They eskimo kiss in other times too: in times where they want to comfort each other, or start a conversation with each other. It’s their direct, first point of contact. 

Case in point: In episode 5, before Even asks Isak “So, what do you think your parents would say if we began dating?”, there’s a small, private, intimate moment between them 2, where Even brushes his nose against Isak’s, then bites his bottom lip and looks down, in apprehension for what he’s about to ask Isak (because he KNOWS how big of a deal this is to Isak and him). Isak senses that Even’s … nervous … and Isak then brushes his nose against Even’s. And that’s when Even works up the courage and takes a breath in, and asks Isak the question. 

And again, in episode 8, when Isak says “Only you can feel what you feel”, Even instantly brushes his nose against Isak, again, comforting him, making it a point of contact, before he tells Isak, “And I haven’t felt anything, quite like this, ever.” It’s SO … private. JUST for them. 

Again, in O Helga Natt, what’s the FIRST thing they do? Isak walks up to Even, and he brushes his nose against Even’s, and then traces his nose against Even’s cheek. It’s SO fucking intimate. It’s SUCH a private moment. It’s literally … their first point of contact and communication. No words, just a way of them telling each other, “Hey, we don’t have to speak, but I’m here, ready to listen, when you’re ready to talk. In the meantime, let’s do something we’re both familiar with.”, and they brush their noses against one another.

In episode 10, during Minutt for Minutt, that last bit, where Isak brushes his nose against Even’s. It’s a sign of Comfort. Warmth. Safety. Intimacy. It’s so much more than just being “another physical symbol of love”, it speaks it’s own language. And Even’s deep long breaths that you can hear him take during that bit show him wanting to feel safe, and feeling safe, feeling somewhat content that he has Isak there, and that he’s taking in all this familiarity, this warmth, that Isak’s giving him. 

Even in the last scene of the season, before Sana walks in on them, AGAIN, there is this CONSCIOUS moment, where they both eskimo kiss. But here, it’s Even now providing Isak with some courage, with some calm, because even though Isak said to Even that he doesn’t find it awkward meeting Even’s Mum, so as long as Even’s smiling, and wearing clothes, that things will be chill then, Even still knows just how frightened Isak was that night when Even had his episode. Even can still feel the after effects, hear it in the way Isak’s voice became so serious, even if he was saying it light heartedly. And it’s Even that says, “I promise I’ll wear clothes”, but it’s so much more than that? That’s Even saying to Isak that, I know somedays it’s won’t be easy, and I’m sorry that I scared you as much as I did, but know that … I do love you. Know that, I’m still me. Know that, when you get scared, I can feel it. Know that, I want to soothe your worries and comfort you too, just like how you do with me. We can be that for each other. And then Even goes ahead and brushes his nose against Isak’s, for good measure, a visual, physical measure, to once again show that their eskimo kisses are a sign of comfort. It’s intimate. So intimate, that Sana walks in on them doing THAT, instead of having her walk in on them kissing. They could have EASILY shown Sana walk in on them kissing, but she didn’t. Why? Because their eskimo kisses ARE that much more intimate, and she walked in on THAT, and her fond laughter shows that she too realised she walked in on a very private moment between them 2.

And, well, if that doesn’t make me feel all fuzzy, and warm, and safe … then what will?

Be Mine

I needed some Dad!Mulder (and work is so insanely boring, *help*), so here goes nothing.

A whiff of teenage angst hits Mulder right in the face when he enters his son’s bedroom. The boy is sprawled on his stomach, doesn’t move; he doesn’t even stir when Mulder sits down next to him on his bed.

“Hey Will,” no reaction.

“Willlll,” he tries again, leaning closer.

“Come on, no sleeping in the middle of the day.”

“Not sleeping.” Comes the muffled answer.

“Come on, kiddo. What’s the matter? I brought your favorite donuts.” When it comes to processed food, Will is just like his father; he inhales burgers, donuts and basically anything that’s fried.

“Dad, leave me alone please. I don’t wanna talk about it.” Oh yeah, and also very much his mother’s son.

“Donuts, Will. Your favorites,” Mulder rustles the bag loudly, “You know, gooey caramel frosting, chocolate sprinkles and-”

“No thanks, dad.” Ever polite, his son. But Mulder is not giving up just yet.

“I guess I’ll eat them myself then.” Will doesn’t react, remains in his listless position. So Mulder takes out a donut, bites into it and makes appreciative noises.

“I don’t want your stupid donut, dad.” This gives Mulder pause; he knows that the days are gone when his son would run inside after kindergarten or school and tell him about his day in enthusiastic details. This however is something different. Gently, Mulder touches his son’s back. He’s too thin, he thinks immediately, feeling his ribs. The boy eats and eats and eats, but he’s also growing. Much too quickly.

“Did anything happen at school today, Will?”

“No.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah.”

“Do you want me to call your mother?”

“No.”

“Well, all right. If you need me, I’ll be downstairs.” Mulder strokes Will’s back once, just needing to touch him, feeling like he’s losing him to something; life, most likely.

“Dad, wait.” Will sighs, finally sitting up. Mulder sits back down on the bed, suppressing a smile, and waits for his son to confide in him.

“When you and mom, you know, before me… how did you? You know?” Oh, Mulder thinks. Oh.

“You mean how did we end up together?” Will nods slowly, his blue eyes curiously staring up at him.

“You know, we worked together for seven years and-”

“Dad, I’m in high school. I don’t have seven years!”

“Let me finish,” Mulder says calmly, “we worked together for a long time and we were friends first before we became anything else.” Will doesn’t even know the half of it. All their son knows is that they used to work for the government in some very special (Mulder’s words), sometimes challenging (Scully’s words) environment. Will knows about the x-files, snickers whenever he hears the words or when Mulder decides their son is ready to hear about another one of their famous cases.

“Is there someone you… like?” Mulder knows he has to tread carefully here in case his son decides to clam up again.

“There’s this girl,” Will begins, sighing, “and I really like her.” Mulder nods at his son, no longer able to stop his lips from curling upwards. He can’t wait to tell Scully about this; their baby boy is in love!

“No dad, I *really* like her.” Mulder has no idea what this means. Will groans in frustration and pulls a colorful card from under his pillows. He hands it to Mulder. There’s so much pink and glitter that Mulder feels momentarily blinded. He focuses his eyes and reads a perfectly scrawled ‘be mine’ on the front. He opens the card, checks his son’s face if it’s all right, but the boy is just waiting for him to read more quickly.

'Dear Lisa, you’re the smartest girl in my English class and you always smell like strawberries. Do you want to be Valentine?’

Mulder feels the sudden urge to reach for his son and engulf him in a tight hug. But Will stares up at him, tears shimmering in his eyes.

“I didn’t give it to her, obviously. It’s stupid, isn’t it?”

“Oh Will, no. No, it’s not stupid at all. Why didn’t you give her the card?” He’s one to talk; how often did he buy flowers he threw away before Scully received them? Instead of showering her with gifts, he chose to show his affection by ditching her time and again. Those times are long gone, but Mulder isn’t sure he should give his son any relationship advice.

“Because!” Will throws his hands in the air and slumps down on the bed. “And it gets worse, dad. She didn’t get any cards for Valentine’s Day, dad. Everyone got at least one except her. I feel terrible.” No donut can cure the pains of love, Mulder thinks.

“You know,” he clears his throat, needs a moment to find the right words, “It’s only been two days. How about you give her the card today? Tell her you forgot it at home, or you were too shy to give it to her. Honesty goes a long way, you know. Do you have any idea how often I’ve forgotten your mother’s birthday? A late gift is still a wonderful surprise.”

“You think?” Will’s voice, as well as his mood, is picking up. When did his son’s voice get so deep, Mulder marvels. When did he grow up into this lanky, awkward teenager?

“I do. Go and give your girl that card.” Will grins and throws his arms around his father for a short hug. He stumbles over his own shoes before he picks them up to put them on his feet.

“I’m going to take my bike, dad,” Will, not unlike himself, tends to ramble whenever he’s excited, “but I’ll be back for dinner, I promise. Can I have that donut now?” He stands before Mulder, way too tall already, and holds out his hand. Mulder gives him the bag; there are still two donuts inside and while Mulder can’t be sure, he thinks Lisa might like caramel and chocolate too.

anonymous asked:

I'd like to start this off with that, I disagree with quite a bit of your view points on certain parts of HQ BUT I honestly really enjoy talking to others with a different point of view from me. It intrigues me a lot. So if you don't mind me asking why do you ship Oikawa and Kageyama, who show a strong dislike to each other though I do see a mutual respect I've never thought of them as an actual pairing. In the midst of this discourse I honestly hope I don't sound rude, thank you for your time.

You don’t sound rude at all, don’t worry ^^ I’m always happy to have a decent conversation (you can probably tell that happens rarely in this fandom LMAO so I’m happy whenever I get the chance)

Now on to oikage. The thing with “negative feelings” is that strong feelings, especially when they involve such idealization they have towards each other, comes out as the exact opposite quite often, which is also called “emotional ambivalence”. The cliché about “there’s a thin line between love and hate” is a cliché for a reason - it’s a pretty common thing IRL. I’m surprised that fandom rejects this honestly? I think the reason for it is that people here are obsessed with friends to lovers trope probably bc it feels safe and validating, which actually is something rarely happens irl bc attraction tends to be instant (esp when it comes to guys lmao) rather than developing over time and it doesn’t end up with people having a “calm” friendship, it makes things tense (and even antagonistic), especially when this sort of idealization occurs, not to mention their existing rivalry complicating things.. That’s actually one of the reasons why i love this ship so much, both of them see each other as “the ultimate” and fixate on each other and their behaviour carries so much frustration towards each other, it’s incredibly easy to read as romantic, especially considering their certain shippy interactions in canon and how reactive they tend to be (which I will mention later). Another thing of note is that they both act pretty different when it comes to each other, Kageyama shows more emotion (a rare thing indeed lol) and Oikawa basically puts on a “charming(!)” appearance and he’s (literally tsundere lmao) defensive towards him which is sort of how you’d act towards someone you like (idealize too). 

I’m gonna direct you to another ask I got back then bc I don’t wanna make this one even bigger with some manga panels..though I only posted the moments that didn’t spoil anything bc the friend who asked hadn’t read the manga so it’s ofc incomplete and somewhat basic. I try not to overdo things. LOL. Here, the “intro”.

Now to overdo things -  I’m pretty sure you didn’t ask for this much detail, just an overview but “hints” have a lot to do with why I’m so taken by this ship so I’m gonna have to share some. Apart from the small and cute things anime glossed over that are supportive rather than indicator (like how Oikawa makes a cute face at Kageyama’s creepy smile in contrast with everyone else or their mutual shock at seeing each other unexpectedly lmao) we have quite obvious things like Oikawa calling Kageyama his “damn cute kouhai” and his “favourite food” in the novel after denying him being his enemy which I also mentioned in the post I linked but honestly, I can’t say these enough bc.. there literally isn’t any other way of interpreting those. >_> Then of course, how he goes to shiratorimatch after angsting over Kageyama whole night (LOL).. he basically decides to do so after hearing girls in some shop talk about “how they shouldn’t put off confessing” and.. he suddenly is like “things weren’t over!”. Then talks about his “all too big eyes” while he expresses desire to crush on him LOL. Also worths mentioning how defensive Oikawa is about Kageyama: denies him being his kouhai, then says the opposite to Ushi and even implies Kage will beat them… says he wants both teams to lose, but openly roots for Kage. This sort of ambivalent behaviour honestly screams romantic feelings. Then there’s apathetic af Kageyama, who basically has Oikawa as his aim, thinks of him during shiratorimatch (with a weird expression too lmao they also have sort of weird expressions about each other, hard to pin down one feeling about those, I wanna make a compilation of them sdgsdhf), stalks his practice, visualizes him as some sort of smooth general of armies (lol talk about having rose colored glasses smh).. These are what comes to mind immediately. They’re really shippy in general, it’s mostly bc fandom has a great bias over it that stuff about them don’t get around much, like how novels are ignored etc and general negative approach towards it affects newcomers too so yeah >_> 

If you disagree with these being shippy, to test it, just reverse those incidents and apply them to mainstream ships and see how your idea about them differs then - if quarter of these happened in another ship’s context, whole fandom would agree on them being literally married. Hah.

anonymous asked:

Hi, uh, if you don't mind, I'd love to see more of that killugon celebrity au you wrote a while back. If you do want to write more for it, I don't wanna force you to write it right away, since you're already pretty busy at the moment. If you want, you can just ignore this message completely, cause I don't wanna force you to do anything. I just thought I'd mention it cause I really liked it. But yeah, that's all, bye.

So…I find this kind of funny bc I wrote the celebrity au months ago, and then out of no where I got two requests for it in one week haha

But I’ve been seriously slacking for requests considering how many I have sitting in my inbox right now, so I hope this makes up for that slightly! Sorry for the wait guys ^^;

Killugon, modern celebrity au! (Part one)


“Alluka!” Killua shouts as he runs down the stairs, taking two at a time. “Alluka?! Do you see that crowd of people out-”

Killua stops short at the bottom steps, dread pooling into the bottom of his gut.

“-side?” he finishes after a beat.

“Brother!” Alluka jumps up with a radiant smile and the stranger sitting across from her twists around in the wooden chair. His caramel-gold eyes brighten the second they land on Killua.

“Killua!” Jajaken says loudly and something deep within Killua’s chest flutters at the all too familiar voice.

God damnit. He thought he was done with this crap.

“…you,” Killua says. “Jajaken. Why are you here?”

“Killua!” Alluka gasps as Jajaken pouts. “Don’t be rude!”

Killua presses his lips together tightly. Right. Alluka likes this guy. He better play nice or he would definitely hear it later.

“And my name is Gon Freecss, not Jajaken,” the celebrity points out. Killua just makes a face at Jaja- Gon, his name is Gon- and slowly pads into the kitchen. 

He ignores the weight of Gon’s gaze digging into the side of his face as he reaches for the filled coffee pot. He says, “That doesn’t answer my first question. What the hell are you doing in my house?”

Alluka immediately chirps, “He’s visiting! Isn’t that right, Gon?”

Killua nearly gags. His sister sounds like a love-struck teenager.

Gon’s laughter reverberates around the small room like bells though, like he doesn’t mind the attention, and why would he- Jajaken is a international star. Meeting him accidentally nearly a week ago now after passing out and falling into his arms on the red carpet had been surreal enough. Turning around and seeing the guy sitting at Killua’s kitchen table, all bursting grins and caramel skin and melodic voice-

Killua’s face starts to grow warm and he inwardly curses. He’s so stupid. God.

“I am visiting, but I have a question to ask, actually,” Gon admits, tone almost shy. He peeks at Killua and the pale teen’s stomach flips. 

What was going on?!

“I, um. I wanted to know….Killua, would you like to spend the day with me? I only have a few more days here and you offered to show me the sights of Yorknew when we met last week.”

Killua’s mind whirls. He had said that, sure, but. He never expected Gon to take him up on the offer! He’d assumed the famous freckled teen had other, better things to do than follow Killua around.

But the way Gon stares at him, gaze shinning with something that Killua recognizes as curiosity-eagerness-hope-

“I’ll take you anywhere you want for lunch, it that will convince you,” Gon offers and Killua straightens.

“Anywhere?” he asks, trying to keep the excitement out of his tone. “You’re not lying to me, are you Freecss?”

Gon’s smile is bemused. “Mhm, anywhere you want.”

Killua’s heart pounds. Anywhere, Gon said. That means he can drag Gon to that new super expensive chocolate store downtown and make him buy all the sweets Killua could ever want… 

“Is that a yes?” Gon asks.

Okay, sure. Why not? If a celebrity wants Killua’s attention, he isn’t about to say no. 

“Yeah,” Killua says as a grin starts to tug at his lips. “It’s a yes.”

Gon’s entire face lights up, like Killua had just told him he won the lottery. “Great! It’s a date then!”

Killua’s smile freezes in place. Wait, what?

“A…date?” he says weakly and when Gon laughs again, Killua’s mouth goes dry.

How could laughter sound so stupidly nice like that?!

“Yep!” Gon says happily. “Go get dressed and we’ll head out. Okay?“

Killua doesn’t know what to say to that. But then Alluka jerks her head to the stairs and Killua’s feet somehow start to move of their own accord.

He’s passing the front door again when he hears Gon say thoughtfully to his sister, “We should probably go out your basement though, if that’s okay with you. I don’t want the paparazzi to see us leaving. I could always tell them Killua is just someone I keep running into, but I’d rather avoid them all together…”

Killua’s head spins and he takes a deep breath to steady his pounding heart. If this is what the morning was like, today was sure to be one hell of a day.

anonymous asked:

I love the warrior dad headcanons so much, but do you have any warrior mom headcanons? I'd love to hear them!!!

- sandstorm was a rly supportive mom?? like she was so into both of her daughters interests and was like ‘okay leafkit yeah u help squirrelkit patch up her paw, wow cinderpelt would be so proud!!!” and “squirrelkit ok yes i know u wanna fight spiderkit but maybe fight a mossball instead? for now??”

- goldenflower is like the BEST mom and just,,, the mom of thunderclan. shes a sweetheart and not only did she love her three babies w/ her whole heart, but she still is super super sweet to stormfur and feathertail and checks up on them; she helped willowpelt w/ sorrelkit, rainkit, and sootkit after whitestorm died; she was rly supportive of her niece, brightheart, after her injury and did her best to remind brightheart that no, shes not mad at her for swiftpaw’s death, that shes very proud of both of them

- graypool had the biggest sharp tongue and was sorta super grumpy buuuut the only ones who never got her sharp tongue was her kittens. stonefur and mistyfoot didnt get why everyone was so scared of graypool or thought she was a grouch fndkfdls like they were like “but our mom is cool?? huh”

- frostfur had a pawful w/ raising four kittens but she did the best she could and all her kittens are so,,, so precious to her; she just nuzzles them and does her best to make sure that they grew up loved and happy and knew who their papa was

- willowpelt did her best fro all of her kittens; it was hard, esp w/ her oldest, but willowpelt had a hard life and tried her dang bestest - she worked her butt off to make sure all her kittens had a good life ok

- brightheart was a wonderful mama to whitewing and they’re really close?? whitewing never for a second was scared of her face and the first thing she did as a kitten was give it a big lick and nuzzle her bc she didnt see it as frightening or anything

please stay - two: october 2016


Debra doesn’t know who Harry Styles is if it isn’t because of Lola. Though they tend to have classes in the same building, Debra isn’t the type who lets her eyes wander and watches people. She’s the type who actually doesn’t mingle in the building too long once her classes are done. She prefers to wait outside, sitting on one of the benches on the green space near the library than waits in the crowded hallway with a bunch of people around her.

Besides, she’s given up on trying to find a boyfriend. She thinks she just can’t find her match with one of the guys on campus, and she figures she’ll just focus on her studies and wait until the right time. That is definitely one of the factors why she never really pays attention to any guys anymore, and another factor is that the last relationship she had—it was last year—only lasted about three months. So, yeah, she thinks now is not the right time to be in a relationship.

So, when one of Harry’s classmates, Lola asks for her number on a particularly busy afternoon, Debra furrows her eyebrows and looks at Lola weird. “Harry who?” Debra asks with arms full of rolled up flyers.

“Harry Styles. He’s my classmate. You probably recognize him from the footie match last year,” Lola says casually.

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Hello, Beautiful (text messaging) [SaiIno]
  • Setting: Around the time cellular phones became a thing in the Narutoverse, right around the time Sai and Ino started dating.
  • ---
  • *after their first date*
  • Conversation Started: 6:45 p.m.
  • Sai: Hello, beautiful (*¯ ³¯*)♡...
  • Ino: Hi. Who's this?
  • Sai: Who else would it be? ♡♡
  • Ino: Could be anyone, really. ╮( ̄_ ̄)╭
  • Sai: Anyone?(O_O;)
  • Sai: Fine, if anyone can call you beautiful, then I'll call you Miss Beautiful.
  • Sai: So, do you now know who it is?
  • Ino: Sai?
  • Sai: Yay~! You got it right.ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ
  • Ino: Imagining you saying that with a blank face is kinda scary.
  • Sai: Whaaaat? How am I scary? ;---;
  • Ino: Haha. Never mind that.
  • Ino: So...what's up? ヾ(*'▽'*) Why'd you text?
  • Sai: Wait, you need a reason to text somebody? (•ิ_•ิ)?
  • Ino: Well, that's usually how it is.
  • Sai: Oh...
  • Sai: Well, I really don't have any reason, so...sorry for disturbing. (╥_╥)
  • Ino: Wait! It's fine! Don't go...
  • Sai: But I thought you said you needed a reason to text somebody.
  • Ino: Hey, hey, that's not entirely true...you could text someone just because you wanted to talk to them.
  • Sai: Oh...then I guess I do have a reason, after all.
  • Ino: Hm, what might that be?
  • Sai: I wanna talk to you. Is that a bad thing?
  • Ino: No, not at all. I wanted to talk to you too, but I forgot that I didn't have your number.
  • Ino: So I'm glad you texted.
  • Sai: What are you up to?
  • Ino: Not much, I'm just tending to the flower shop. I still get customers as late as 9:00, and I don't have anything to do.
  • Ino: What about you?
  • Sai: Need help with that?
  • Sai: Nothing, really. I'm just practicing a few sketches.
  • Ino: I'm fine, but I'll probably be needing help next week. A wedding's coming up. (╯_╰) What are you sketching?
  • Sai: I can help you if you like. Just a few...things.
  • (He's actually trying to draw her from the top of his head, which he didn't really find difficult at all)
  • Ino: Thank you! I really appreciate it!
  • Sai: No problem. If anything, I should probably thank you.
  • Ino: Why?
  • Sai: You know, for what you did back there...and for earlier. I had a lot of fun.
  • Ino: Don't worry about it! I hope I wasn't talking too much back there. (╯︵╰,) You seemed a little quiet.
  • Sai: I did? No way. I actually said a lot of things.
  • Ino: Ah, I guess ours standards are different. ( ̄▽ ̄)
  • Sai: I enjoyed listening to you talk. But if it troubles you, I'll try my best to speak up a little more. (>_<)
  • Ino: Ah, don't worry. I'm not trying to pressure you or anything.
  • Ino: I just thought that you were uninterested. (;;;*_*)
  • Sai: Uninterested? Why would I be uninterested?
  • Sai: I wouldn't have asked you out if I was uninterested in hearing what you had to say. ( ´ ▽ ` )
  • Ino: Is that so? ( ̄▽ ̄)
  • Sai: Yup. Besides, I know how much of a loudmouth you can be. ☆ ~('▽'人)
  • Ino: Eh? Did you just call me a loudmouth? (╬ Ò﹏Ó)
  • Sai: Hahaha, I'm sorry about that. (シ_ _)シ
  • Ino: Hmpf.
  • Sai: Come on, why don't we just hug it out?
  • Sai: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
  • Sai: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
  • Sai: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
  • Sai: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
  • Sai: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
  • Ino: Fine, fine. Just stop sending those huggy things.
  • Sai: But I like hugs.
  • Ino: Sigh. And I thought you were the quiet and cool type.
  • Sai: Wait...you don't like me anymore? (个_个)
  • Ino: No, that's not it.
  • Ino: I still like you, even though you text like a twelve-year-old.
  • Sai: How?
  • Ino: You keep using these little face thingies.
  • Sai: But you've been using them too, haven't you?
  • Ino: I know. Hahaha. So I guess we're both at fault here.
  • Sai: Heh. We're on the same team now.
  • Sai: Are you still tending to the flower shop?
  • Ino: Yeah. Sorry my reply's a little late. A customer just came in. He wanted to find the perfect flowers for an apology to his wife.
  • Sai: Huh? Flowers...for an apology? By the way, am I bothering you?
  • Ino: No, you aren't. :) Yeah. Every flower has a different meaning.
  • Ino: It's the language of flowers.
  • Sai: Hmm...so what did you recommend?
  • Ino: Carnations. Pink ones, with some white ones. He was so tired from work that he forgot their afternoon date.
  • Sai: What do they mean?
  • Ino: Carnations symbolize devoted love. Pink ones mean that he'll never forget his wife again, and white ones mean that he'll remember her forever.
  • Sai: Oh, that's interesting.
  • Sai: You're constantly surrounded by flowers, aren't you? I think giving you flowers as a present will be difficult.
  • Sai: But I hope I don't relay the wrong message.
  • Ino: Why? What message would you like to relay to me?
  • Sai: Well...
  • Sai: Romantic love?
  • Ino: ROMANTIC LOVE?!
  • Sai: Why? Is that wrong?
  • Ino: No, definitely not...I'm just a little surprised.
  • Sai: Why? Do you dislike me?
  • Ino: No! Why are you asking me all these difficult questions? (ಥ﹏ಥ)
  • Sai: Heh...sorry.
  • Sai: Anyway, isn't it getting a little late?
  • Ino: Nah, it's still a little early.
  • Sai: Want me to come over and walk you home?
  • Ino: Ha? Why would you do that? I'm totally fine.
  • Sai: I'm just worried.
  • Ino: The streets are safe, remember? I'll be fine. No worries, no worries.
  • Sai: But still. You never know if you end up running into a violent, drunk person or a thief...
  • Ino: Fine, fine. I'll be going home soon then.
  • Sai: Please let me know when you're home...or if you run into trouble.
  • Ino: Alright. <( ̄︶ ̄)>
  • Sai: Oh, Ino...
  • Ino: Hm?
  • Sai: Would you...
  • Sai: Would you like to go out on another date next time?
  • Ino: Are you kidding me?
  • Ino: I'd love to go!
  • Ino: So, where are we going?
  • Sai: I honestly haven't thought about that yet, but I'll come up with something.
  • Ino: Alright. I'll trust you with that! (・ω<)☆
  • Ino: Anyway, I don't think any customers are coming in anymore, so I'll close shop right now.
  • Sai: Alright!
  • ----five minutes later----
  • Ino: Are you...standing outside right now?
  • Sai: Wait...that's your flower shop? I never would've guessed!
  • Ino: It's called 'Yamanaka Florists.' How is that not obvious?
  • Sai: I can't lie to you, can I? (╥﹏╥)
  • Sai: I'm just worried about you. Let me walk you home...please.
  • Ino: Fine. Why don't you come inside? It's freezing outside.
  • Sai: Alright.
  • Sai: Hey, why don't we grab something to eat?
  • Ino: Sounds fine to me. Now, get in here before you freeze to death!
  • Sai: Oh...you're worried about me~
  • Ino: Idiot.

angrydragon90  asked:

So I wanted to inform you that I didn't really have a crush on Jeff Hardy until I read Downright Neighborly so thanks for that torture! Haha for real though, absolutely loved that fic. With that being said I'd would love to see Jeff's reaction to #14 if that's all possible. Please and thank you!

(I apologize for the torture, but I welcome you to the Hardy Party! Enjoy, as always!)

(Received a gift from the person they like.)


When the knock on his door came, Jeff was more than confused. He hadn’t been expecting anyone, shit, he’d practically been looking forward to the fact that he wasn’t expecting anyone. A rare day off that he was spending making repairs on his somewhat-wrecked-from-swatting-drones acoustic guitar and he was being interrupted?


He yanked open his front door, fully intending on giving whoever was on the other side of it a piece of his mind.


“Jeff, it just arrived!” His friend exploded, ever the enthusiastic light in his life. “It came and I had to give it to you, I had to! I know you had today off so I fucking ran and here I am and here it is and I-”


“Is that what I think it is?” Jeff asked, his eyes gone wide.


They huffed out a breath, seeming indignant. “Of course it is! I’m not the scrub around here, Hardy Two. I told you I would deliver.” The guitar case in their hands called out to him and yet he could hardly wrap his mind around the fact that it was for him.


“Hell, I said it months ago, I just…damn.” Jeff was touched, above everything else he felt. “You’re amazin’.”


“Yeah, I know.” They replied smugly, pressing the case into his waiting hands. “C'mon, I wanna’ see what it looks like! Put your money where your hands are, Jeff, move it!” They ushered him to his own living room.


“What should I even…shit, I’m just tryin’ to adjust here, wow, I toldja’ that paintin’ was fuckin’ gratis, you didn’t have to…” He could barely get himself together, barely hear himself talk over the chorus in his brain of they remembered they remembered.


“And I told you that I would repay you with that sexy tunemaker you’ve been eyeing and talking yourself out of buying for over a year. So don’t start with me!” They scolded. “Now please, pleasepleaseplease hurry up and open it, I want to see it in person!”


Jeff set the case down on the coffee table and began popping the latches one by one. His friend was practically vibrating at his elbow when he finally opened the case and cradled the instrument for the first time. He felt like he knew it already from pining after it for so long, felt like the curves and dips were familiar territory. He was speechless, just running his fingers over the smooth wood. It was real and it was his.


“Hey, are you okay?” They seemed to misinterpret his awestruck facial expression as one of distress, starting to twist their fingers nervously. “Is…is it not the right one? Did I fuck up? Shit, I’m sorry, I–”


Jeff dropped the guitar on the couch and grabbed his friend in a fierce hug, making them squeak in surprise. “It’s perfect. Thank you so damn much. I love…i-it, I love it, shit I love it, thank you.” He hoped they hadn’t noticed his almost-slip as they laughed and hugged him back.

Make Happy Starter Pack
  • Mix of comedy, deep stuff, out of context stuff, and potentially NSFW-ish sentences.
  • "Ladies if you feel me, say hell yeah!"
  • "Fellas if you feel me, say hell yeah!"
  • "Virgins, if you haven't felt a person, say hell yeah!"
  • "If you like drinking booze, let me hear you say hell yeah!"
  • "If you like smoking weed, let me hear you say hell yeah!"
  • "I can't wrap my mind around exactly why I'm here."
  • "I know you paid money."
  • "I should be funny."
  • "Look at the world. I don't know why I'm here."
  • "I would love to tell you that everything is fine."
  • "You wanna be happy... Well, get in line!"
  • "It gets old after a few minutes."
  • "Let's get this show started."
  • "I already fucked it up."
  • "Haters gonna hate. Lovers gonna love."
  • "You have to reject both sides of the spectrum to leave a healthy middle."
  • "Stop participating."
  • "Not a participatory thing going on up here."
  • "Did you not think I was gonna use this, idiot(s)?"
  • "It's not a prop."
  • "I've got a lot of problems in my life."
  • "I got no one to talk to."
  • "There's everyone and then there is just me."
  • "If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it?"
  • "God only knows, why he cursed me to be ________/(a straight white man)"
  • "I state my problems, other people roll their eyes."
  • "Three trips to the mall, zero _______ in my size."
  • "I've never been the victim of a random search for drugs."
  • "You can't say my life is easy."
  • "I know the road looks though ahead."
  • "Can't you just leave us alone?"
  • "Also, 'no' to the things you asked for."
  • "They are being greedy and they know it."
  • "Everyone thinks that I got it easy."
  • "Just because it's true, doesn't mean that it's right."
  • "So pull up a chair and put down your pitchforks."
  • "We still do, but it's not as fun now."
  • "If you were offended by that, it was ironic."
  • "Isn't that fun?"
  • "I meant the whole opposite of it."
  • "White guys... it's easy to be a white guy."
  • "We deserve a cheer once in a while."
  • "We invented a lot of stuff."
  • "Everything but peanut butter."
  • "Your grandkids are going to see this."
  • "Put the lights down."
  • "Their faces creep me out."
  • "I'm not perfect, ok?"
  • "Twice in a week? What is this?"
  • "Do you want to sing a song with me?"
  • "Hey, _____, guess what?"
  • "You're a (insert insult here)."
  • "So I was interrupted the other day-"
  • "Can you turn the lights off at least?"
  • "Why was it on a record player?"
  • "It's gonna outlive me."
  • "Do not give those dumb fucks any credit."
  • "It's all me baby, all me."
  • "How dare you make that joke so late!"
  • "I like poetry."
  • "Do not veer credit to people outside this building!"
  • "Two examples is enough."
  • "I'm right in the sweet spot."
  • "I could give that money to a homless person. But I don't do that very often."
  • "Tomorrow is a relative term. We're not getting there."
  • "You don't know where I'm going, so don't act like it."
  • "You're not ahead of me."
  • "I will retain the element of surprise."
  • "I'm trying to break out of that."
  • "This might not work."
  • "________, I heard you had sex with an older woman last night?"
  • "How does he do it?"
  • "I'm not honest for a second up here."
  • "I think country music gets a bad rep."
  • "A dirt road, a cold beer, blue jeans, a red pick-up."
  • "No shoes, no shirt."
  • "Sort of a mental typo."
  • "I could sing in mandarin."
  • "I own a private ranch that I rarely use. I don't like dirt."
  • "Now it's time to talk to the ladies."
  • "Good girl in a straw head."
  • "Thought it was a human woman."
  • "That is a scarecrow."
  • "I'm wanting you. I hope you're feeling me."
  • "You don't know what land you're in...?"
  • "They are lying to you, that's all."
  • "You deserve better."
  • "I'm not saying I'm it, but I'm the person that says you deserve better."
  • "It's the end of culture."
  • "We lost."
  • "How is this entertainment?"
  • "I saw a gorgeous dick. I was in a public restroom."
  • "You're not picturing this."
  • "I need to earn it."
  • "You need to earn it."
  • "There's more where that came from."
  • "Ladies, I know where that came from."
  • "You want a guy that's sweet."
  • "This ugy only exists in your mind."
  • "Guess what? You're right."
  • "If you want love, lower your expectations a few."
  • "Prince Charming would never settle for you."
  • "Just pick a guy and love him."
  • "Just pick a girl and love him."
  • "You wan't a girl that is noce, a girl that is not."
  • "A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl!"
  • "She's real, but last week she died."
  • "You might think you dick is a gift, I promise it's not."
  • "I won't settle for less than perfect."
  • "Deep down we know we don't deserve it."
  • "We all deserve love."
  • "We all suck, but love can make us suck less."
  • "It's the very best part of being alive."
  • "Original does not mean good."
  • "Anyone can do anything."
  • "What is it good for?"
  • "I don't want to get political..."
  • "They just liked the lights, I didn't even need to do jokes."
  • "Yeah, you like that?"
  • "Honey are you ok?"
  • "Are you drunk?"
  • "What's behind your back?"
  • "It's a jar of peanut butter. Alright? Sue me."
  • "Why are you holding a jar of mayonnaise."
  • "I'll clean it up."
  • "You'll make it worse if you try it."
  • "Who are you talking to?"
  • "You just gestured to the sink."
  • "I bought something."
  • "Sit in silence."
  • "Nothing tastes better than not getting sued."
  • "You don't want that desperate sort of cloying thing."
  • "I'm just overpaid, ok?"
  • "I sound mean and rude."
  • "Let a professional hear it."
  • "Stick your tongue in a plug."
  • "Hold your breath until it's gone."
  • "Take your pants off!"
  • "You think it's ok because I'm a dude?"
  • "You think it's ok because he is a dude?"
  • "It's over."
  • "We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again."
  • "We need to take a break from us to make it right again."
  • "Honestly are you fucking five?"
  • "I've got my father's temper. I'm emotionally inarticulate."
  • "I'm hurting inside, I'm trying to hide it."
  • "I thought you were lashing out in anger."
  • "I deserve better than you."
  • "Sorry, you're not what I need."
  • "What am I talking about, you know?"
  • "It's about... but for real, what is it about?"
  • "No one gives a shit about what we think!"
  • "The arrogant is taught."
  • "It's prison. It's horrific"
  • "I know very little about anything."
  • "He talked about his problems."
  • "I thought... maybe I could do this."
  • "Can I say my shit, _______?"
  • "I got lots of shit to say."
  • "I can't fit my hand insdie a pringle can."
  • "It's way too small."
  • "You think you can. I know you can't"
  • "Just... make them wider?"
  • "I wanna have a daughter."
  • "But that is priority numero uno."
  • "I don't go to the gym 'cause I'm self concious about my body."
  • "I'm self concious about my body because I don't go to the gym."
  • "Irony can be so painful."
  • "Dude, you should have warned me."
  • "No one wants to have a messx burrito."
  • "I wouldn't have gotten the _______ if I knew it wouldn't fit."
  • "I wouldn't have got half of it."
  • "I'm ok with small mistakes."
  • "I don't think that I can handle this right now."
  • "I can sit here an pretend that my biggest problems are pringle cans and burritos."
  • "The truth is my biggest problem is you."
  • "I want to please you but stay true to myself."
  • "Part of me loves you, part of me hates you, part of you needs you, part of me fears you."
  • "I should probably just shut up."
  • "You can tell them anything."
  • ""I hope you're happy."
  • "Oh, good, it's just us."
  • "If you hated it, it's fair."
  • "On a scale of one to zero, ________?"
  • "Are you happy?"
  • "But what the fuck kind of question is 'are you happy'?"
  • "Oh god, my dad was right."
  • "You're everything you hated. Are you happy?"
  • "Hey, look, Mom, I made it! Are you happy?"
Iwaoi Band AU:

(And don’t be surprised when you have to read at least ten hcs before you reach where they start a band.)

  • Iwaizumi finds his father’s old guitar when he’s twelve and falls in love with the string instrument.
  • He learns by himself and is really good at it.
  • Iwaizumi can’t sing while playing at first so Oikawa would sing while Iwa plays.
  • Oikawa has a very beautiful voice (and pitch perfect fortunately.)
  • Oikawa gets the habit of humming ever since.
  • Iwaizumi gets his own guitar in middle school and starts teaching Oikawa to play.
  • Oikawa gets obsessed with it and practises guitar as frequently as he can.
  • Iwaizumi tags along Oikawa’s practices (or more like Oikawa drags Iwaizumi along). Iwa would listens to Oikawa play while he jots down pieces of melody popping in his mind or which Oikawa is humming in a notebook.
  • Iwaizumi finishes his first song and has Oikawa write the lyrics.
  • The song celebrates summer.
  • “And friendship,” declares Oikawa while he recalls the summer spent hiding in the shade of tree in his backyard or the old shrine near their home with his best friend.
  • Iwaizumi has written a few more songs throughout their years in middle school, some duet (since he could sing and play now) and some solo (because while Iwaizumi loves singing with Oikawa, it’s a totally different experience to sing back-up and see Oikawa shine).
  • Iwaizumi starts learning to play bass at the same time.
  • They join pop music club in high school and decide to have their own band in university.
  • They find Matsukawa, who plays piano but wants to do something other than classical music, and Hanamaki, who witnesses them ambushing and convincing Matsukawa to play keyboard and says he want to be the drummer.
  • Oikawa is (unsurprisingly) chosen as the lead singer (“We could use that pretty face to get some attention.” “Didn’t you mean my beautiful voice, Makki?” “…Nah, only your face.”) and Iwaizumi the vice lead singer. 
  • They sing covers. And after Mattsun and Makki find out Iwaizumi writes songs, every member would give suggestion of different topics in turn for Iwa to write their original songs. Oikawa always does the lyrics.
  • They gain popularity pretty fast among campus (ironically because of Oikawa’s face at first.)
  • One day, Oikawa suggests they should try love songs and volunteers to help Iwa writing them.
  • Iwaizumi has always been encouraging Oikawa to give a try at composing, but Oikawa always says that Iwaizumi has expressed all he wanted to in Iwa’s music and there is nothing he needs to add. So it is a pleasant surprise to Iwa that Oikawa finally wants to try. 
  • To Oikawa, love (romantic love) is a genre Iwaizumi rarely touches before and there are just too many feelings Oikawa wants to express. So what’s a better way to express than through the way Iwaizumi always does and understands the most.
  • They end up each writing one. And this time, Iwaizumi insists he writes his own lyrics. 
  • Iwaizumi’s is about secret admiration and Oikawa’s about first love.
  • (Matsukawa and Hanamaki see it right through when they hear the songs and notice that Iwaizumi and Oikawa both avoid using gender-specific pronouns when addressing the unknown third person (like using あの人 or あの方 instead of 彼 or 彼女) in their songs.)
  • (“Well, there you go, pining not dating.” “I am more surprised that we get it before they did.” “Wanna bet when they’d figure it out?” “You’re on.”)
  • The songs are a hit.
  • Oikawa writes two songs after, both about confession but one being positive and the other negative. He sings them to Iwaizumi during their regular private practice time. (It’s a hidden question he’s asking and hopes the other understand.)
  • (The other always does.) 
  • Iwaizumi picks the positive one and suggests to make some changes.
  • Iwaizumi makes the song a duet.

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4. teacher/single parent AU

(for the anon who asked for 4 & 28, I’ll get on to 28 another time soon! thank you so much for playing!) 


Abby’s hair is so long that it sits at the small of her back. She used to let Robert braid it, when she was younger, used to praise him for his wonky designs and pretty ribbons and prance around the house like nobility. Apparently the task has become too great for him, these days, because she refuses to let him anywhere near it.

She’s almost thirteen. There’s not much in her life he is allowed near, if he’s honest.

“Aunt Deb said I could go there, before the school dance.” Abby says as they’re idly pushing their trolley around the supermarket. She tries to hoist herself up so he’ll push her along but he shakes it, and she falls, giggling.

“Oh, yeah? Nice you asked me first.”

“Dad, come on,” she groans, and the way her freckly nose wrinkles reminds him so much of her mother. It makes Robert smile. “Like you wanna listen to me talk about shoes.”

“You said I had good fashion sense!”

“On you. But you’re a forty year old bloke - ” 

38,” he hisses, because she knows full well.

“ – and I’m a teenage girl. You do the maths.” 

“The maths is goin’ home without Cookie Crisp, you keep up that attitude.”

“You’re such a - ” she starts to say, but they almost run into someone turning into an aisle. Abby leaps back with a smile. “Oh, hey, Mr. Dingle!”

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sweetievalencia  asked:

Bloop!☺️ request ?? I'd like to request one where you're Jacobs best friend from the res and you end up getting close to Seth to the point that Leah even starts to hint that he thinks about you all the time (maybe Seth doesn't understand what an imprint is at the time?) whatever is fine!!keep up the amazing work!!☺️❤️

ah hello dearie! Thank you and by the way I love seeing you in my activity so I hope you like this one : ) 

Triggers : none 

You had grown up with Jacob Black and even when he joined Sam’s gang you stuck by him. It was impossible for him to keep a secret from you so you quickly knew that the legends weren’t just that. So here you were at yet another bonfire. Sitting on the end of a log by Billy who was perched in his wheelchair, a plate of food on his lap. The two of you laughed until you heard your name being shouted by Jake. You excused yourself and sprinted over to Jake with a large smile. 

“Y/N, these are Seth and Leah, Sue and Harry’s kids” he introduced you to the two standing at his side. Leah had a small scowl on her face but Seth was bubbly with a crooked smile. He looked about your age and you smiled wide back at them. Jake lightly pushed at Seth with a laugh. You let out a small laugh and waved at the both of them. 

“I’m Y/N, its nice to meet you!” you greeted giving a small wave. You could tell that you’d be friends with these kids. 

– time skip – 

You sat at the table in Emily and Sam’s house with Leah. Eating some muffins you were both laughing. 

“you should talk to seth” she stated through her giggles. You shrugged with a face full of muffins. “seriously, he won’t shut up about you on patrol, its like he imp-” she stopped in the middle of her sentence and you raised an eyebrow at her, swallowing your muffin. 

“Oh shit” she giggled, standing. “This is too good” she finished shaking her head and walking out of the house. Confused, you leaned back while shaking your head. Not soon after, you heard shouting outside and some of the boys came bounding in. When you saw Seth race through the door you chuckled and skipped over to him, his arms already open and waiting for the hug you two shared every time you saw each other. 

Laughing as he spun you around you could hear Emily shout jokingly at the two of you “Don’t break anything!” Seth finally chucked and set you on the ground. Leah walked back into the house with a smug look on her face

“Why don’t you two just go on a date already?” she asked with a smirk. Seth shrugged and looked to you, 

“yeah, do you wanna go to dinner some time?” he asked you with his arms still resting on your hips. You laughed and shook your head. 

“sure, sounds fun!” you answered with a laugh. This sounded like fun but you’d have to remember to ask Leah what she had been saying before she left 

This isn’t my best but I wanted to get this done and posted soon   

How to Get Away with Murder - Starter Sentences
  • Feel free to change pronouns/words to your liking!
  • “I never kiss and tell.”
  • “I wanna be her.”
  • “Do you know who anyone really is?”
  • “Were you screwing her?”
  • “I'm done with your crazy.”
  • “Because I'm not marrying a loser.”
  • “Looks like we have more in common than I thought.”
  • “Hooker Mom turned out to be Bomb Mom. I freakin' love this job!”
  • “Smile or go to jail!”
  • “I just wanted to do something.”
  • “Well, she can't resist a challenge, can she?”
  • “We are so, so screwed.”
  • “This is what pilates can do for you.”
  • “I just know that everyone hates their boss.”
  • “Let's hear it for the greedy little pig.”
  • “[NAME], smile. You're going home.”
  • “Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”
  • “Did you love her?”
  • “She was just lost.”
  • “That's how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken messes that you just clean up.”
  • “I've been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”
  • “I don't believe you. To be honest, I don't even care.”
  • “See? Sexting pays off.”
  • “Oh my god, are you crying?”
  • “Listen to yourself. You just can't stop lying.”
  • “You won't be the first person in the world disappointed by their father.”
  • “Wow, someone have daddy issues?”
  • “That's the best thing I've seen in days.”
  • “Whatever it takes. Isn't that what you said?”
  • “You still feel like making jokes now?”
  • “You forgot his name and he's still into you? What do you have, some kind of voodoo penis?”
  • “He wanted to kill me. I had no other choice. I had to kill him or he was going to kill me.”
  • “He deserved to die. And I'm glad he's dead.”
  • “Take all the time you want. I'll be here.”
  • “Speak of the devil and she shall appear.”
  • “Are you good for anything, or can you only do your job when you're screwing evidence out of someone?”
  • “You're a monster.”
  • “I'm so sorry.”
  • “Please forgive me for what I said.”
  • “So please come home, [NAME]. Come home so we can be together. Come home.”
  • “I have a drug problem, [NAME].”
  • “She apologized to me. That's not something she does. Ever.”
  • “You call it crazy. I call it winning.”
  • “He's not the man we thought he was.”
  • “Hey there, killer.”
  • “You didn't do this. They did. Don't let them ruin you.”
  • “Maybe I'm a good faker.”
  • “When in doubt, shut your mouth.”
  • “I can't sleep without having nightmares. I'm scared I might be going crazy.”
  • “Thank God I don't have a gun or I'd shoot her myself.”
  • “You hurt my feelings. A lot. And I know I should be used to it now because everyone here makes fun of me all the time but you didn't. And then you were mean to me for no reason. Yeah, whatever. I'll, I'll stop being a jerk.”
  • “Seriously, just because my facial hair isn't exactly as luscious as yours, doesn't mean I can't still kick your ass.”
  • “You said you loved me, over and over. But you don't, do you? You love her.”
  • “Don't say that if you don't mean it.”
  • “I mean it. I don't love her anymore. I love you.”
  • “I did it. I killed [NAME].”
  • “You need to leave.”
  • “You do realize I'm not scared to hit a bitch.”
  • “Oh, just throw me down the stairs. (Optional: You did a pretty good job with [NAME].)”
  • “You know I'm not that guy.”
  • “A person can lift almost anything if they're desperate enough.”
Please (Part 9)

Josh Balz x Reader

Warnings: Language, mild romancing

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7,Part 8)



You giggle as you watch Ryan and Balz prance around, locked arm and arm as they dance in a circle, bellowing some kind of song you’d never heard, both if them off tune and forgetting half the lyrics.

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anonymous asked:

I thought your addition to the headcanon someone submitted about Mal explaining the Sad Tear to Ben was lovely. Would you be open to perhaps writing it out? (I just thought how you described it was very touching and I'd love to see your interpretation of how that would go)

Of course I don’t mind writing it out. It’s nice to know you liked my addition. For those who haven’t read the original HC and my addition. Here it is.

King Benjamin Florian Beast or as he liked to be called Ben had just finished his Tourney practice and was putting his things back into his locker. Behind him on a picnic tabletop, sitting in the warm Autumn sun was his girlfriend.

Ben grinned and closed his locker shut. He waltzed over to the bright purple haired girl who was so absorbed in drawing something in her sketchbook she didn’t notice he had come up behind her.

“Boo”

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